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(yawns) Good morning, Rupert.
Please tell me you set the timer
on the coffeemaker
because I completely forgot.
(yelling)
(laughing)
You son of a bitch!
Good morning.
Thought I'd help you wake up.
God, why does he look sad?!
He's already
destroyed mankind!
What else could he want?!
Hey, Carl.
Hey, can I get a couple
of scratch-off lottery tickets?
Oh, sure, Brian.
Ooh, Brian, can I do one?
I love scratchers!
Well, all right,
maybe just one.
Cherry.
Another cherry.
Oh, come on, one more, one more!
(yelling)
Thanks, Carl.
Yeah, you're welcome.
That was fun.
See you later.
Hey, uh, thanks
for letting me be Yoda.
Yup.
What is this?
("Pop Goes the Weasel" plays)
(music stops)
(music resumes)
(music stops)
(music resumes)
(music stops)
(boing)
Oh-ho-ho,
what was I worried about?
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Oh, God!
Aah! Aah!
He's bleeding, man!
He's bleeding, and nobody's
doing anything about it!
I'll tell you what the news
of the world is.
We're in a lot
of (bleep) trouble!
(cheering and applause)
All right, Chris,
this is it.
This is what we've
been working for.
If you get nervous, just
picture the audience naked
and slide those hot
dogs down your throat.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to the World Hot Dog Eating
Championship Competition!
Please welcome our undefeated
champion eater,
Charles Yamamoto!
(cheering and applause)
Oh, my God, that guy is huge.
All right, eaters,
you have ten minutes.
On your marks,
get set, eat!
(cheering and whistling)
Come on, Chris.
You're doing great.
Just keep going.
You're almost there.
Well, I'd better get a move on.
Time's almost up!
It's gonna be a close one!
Chris, you're four
hot dogs behind!
Come on! Hurry!
Oh! I can't eat anymore.
Remember what I told you.
I get these weird cyst things
right on the fringe of my sac.
I want to get 'em checked,
but I'm afraid
of what they're gonna tell me.
He's right. I cando it!
(buzzer sounds, cheering)
ANNOUNCER:
We have a winner!
Ladies and gentlemen, Yamamoto
has finally been defeated!
(cheering, applause
and whistling)
Chris, you did it!
You're a champion!
And now you get your
pick of the groupies.
They're shiny.
Yeah, it's a
pretty warm day.
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