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Citizens of the Valley of Peace, come
on.
It is my great honor to present to you
Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey,
Mantis.
THE FURIOUS FIVE.
WARRIORS, PREPARE.
What is that?
Picky ho, ready for battle.
THE THOUSAND TONS OF FIRE.
WOAH, LOOK AT THAT. HEY, GET OUT OF THE
WAY. HUH?
AND FINALLY,
MASTER TIGRESS.
BELIEVE ME, CITIZENS, you have not seen
ANYTHING YET. I KNOW. MASTER TIGRESS
FACE iron arms and his BLADES OF DEATH.
I SENSE THE Dragon Warrior is among us.
Citizens of the Valley of Peace, Master
Oogway will now choose the Dragon
Warrior.
Huh? What now?
No, no, no, wait.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT DOES IT LOOK
LIKE I'M DOING? STOP. STOP. I'M GOING TO
SEE THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
LOOK, I don't understand. You finally
have the noodle dream.
I lied. I don't dream about noodles,
Dad.
I love kung fu!
Oh, come on, son.
Let's get back to work.
OKAY.
UH-OH.
OH.
WHAT'S going on?
Where uh
What are you pointing?
Oh.
Okay. Sorry. I just wanted to see who
the Dragon Warrior was. How interesting.
Master, are are you pointing at me?
Him? Who?
You.
Me?
The universe has brought us the Dragon
Warrior. Who are you?
Buddy,
I am the Dragon Warrior.
You?
Him? He's a panda. You're a panda. What
are you going to do, big guy? Sneeze on
me?
Don't tempt me.
Now, I'm going to use this.
You want it? COME GET IT.
FINALLY.
THAT SCROLL IS MINE.
HEY.
WHAT?
OW.
>> THIS SCROLL HAS GIVEN HIM POWER.
FINALLY.
OH, YES.
The power of the dragon scroll is
mine.
It's nothing.
It's okay. I didn't get it the first
time either.
What?
There is no secret ingredient.
It's just you.
You
can't defeat me.
You
you're just a big
fat
panda.
I'm not a big fat panda.
I'm the big fat panda.
The Wuxi finger hold.
Oh, you know this hold? You're bluffing.
You're bluffing. Shifu didn't teach you
that. Nope.
I figured it out.
Skadoosh.
Monkey!
KAKA!
YOU! YOU'RE MINE. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S
GOING TO BE YOURS. MY FIST IN YOUR
PLUSH, CUDDLY, SUPER SOFT FACE.
UH-OH.
GET HIM!
GET ME OUT OF HERE.
>> YES, I CAN.
STOP HIM!
FASTER!
GO! GO!
LOSE HIM!
YES, I CAN.
RUN!
HANG ON!
WATCH OUT!
TAKE THIS, HAIRY UNCLE! AH, TRY THIS!
GO! GO! GO!
MAYBE SOMETHING SMALLER.
NO, NO.
KEEP THAT OUT OF THE FACE. MY FACE?
OKAY, PARK ME.
We've lost him.
>> Great catch.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, GIVE ME A SHOT.
MASTERS, NOW.
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? Cuz it feels LIKE
I'M FIGHTING A BIG OLD FLUFFY CLOUD.
>> WELL, THIS CLOUD IS about to bring the
thunder.
Your turn.
Why are there so
many stars?
Come here.
I like to squash you.
Yes. Taste the defeat.
Let me tell you something.
Next time you mess with a panda, you
better bring a whole army.
I guess nobody told you if you mess with
the wolf, you get the fangs.
I've hit you twice.
What are you going to do now?
We surrender.
You can chain my body, but you will
never chain my warrior spirit. Hey,
don't forget the little guy. Did you
just call me Oh, what are you doing?
Trust me, I got a
No way.
Eight-point acupressure cuffs? Just like
the ones that held Tai Lung. The more
you move, THE TIGHTER THEY GET.
THESE ARE THE BEST CUFFS.
GREETINGS, PANDA. At last we meet.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We meet at last. Yes, that's it.
Greetings, Panda.
We meet at
You are afraid for a reason.
>> afraid.
He's coming to me in chains.
If anyone should be afraid, it's
>> You.
Don't you even think about it.
I hope this turns out better than your
plan to cook rice in your stomach by
eating it raw and then drinking boiling
water. This plan's nothing like that
plan.
How? Cuz this one's going to work.
Keep moving.
Ah.
My old enemy.
Stairs.
>> As you wish.
Let's finish this.
Fire.
Inner peace.
Again.
YEAH.
KILL HIM.
SOMEBODY kill him.
What?
No.
KEEP
KEEP FIRING!
SKADOOSH.
How did you?
How did you do it?
You know, you just keep your elbows up
and keep the shoulders loose.
>> Not that. How did you find peace?
I took away your parents.
Everything.
I scarred you for life.
See, that's the thing, Shen.
Scars heal.
No, they don't.
Wounds heal. Oh, yeah? What do scars do?
They fade, I guess? I don't care what
scars do.
You should, Shen.
You got to let go of that stuff from the
past cuz it just doesn't matter.
The only thing that matters
is what you choose to be now. You're
right.
Then I choose this!
>> Let's finish this.
That's our boy.
Sorry, buddy. Got to send you back to
the spirit realm. Skadoosh.
Okay.
That didn't work. Let me try one more
time. Skadoosh. Skadoosh. Skadoosh.
Skadoosh. What the Hold on. Wait. It's
working. No. NO.
NO, IT'S NOT. Did Oogway teach you that
little trick?
Too bad. It only works on mortals. And I
am a spirit warrior. Come.
>> Son.
Po.
I was wrong.
I'm sorry. Run. Run.
So, Oogway, this was the one destined to
stop me.
I will have his chi.
And then all of theirs.
And you
you really thought you could send me
back to the spirit realm?
You are just a stupid mortal.
It only works on mortals.
You're right. I can't send you there.
But I can take you there. What's that?
What?
Po. Son.
Skadoosh.
No.
What? What happened?
Where's Po?
He took Kai away.
He saved us.
No.
He saved us? But who's saving him?
Wow! The spirit realm, it worked!
Off me, you
You brought me back.
Don't play me. I tried to finish this in
the regular realm.
>> And we'll finish it here.
Come on, son.
Fight.
We have to help him.
We have to help him.
>> Okay, everyone, gather around.
>> That's it. Come in close. Come on. We
can do this.
Po,
you taught us who we were meant to be.
A father.
A friend.
A dumpling kicker.
>> A little fighting machine.
>> A hugger.
A nunchuck chick.
Stripy baby.
A family.
Sweet.
Who are you?
I've been asking the same question.
Am I the son of a panda?
The son of a goose?
A student?
A teacher?
Turns out
I'm all of them.
I am the Dragon Warrior.
Get it? See the giant dragon?
Get ready to feel the thunder.
This is awesome.
Woohoo!
Uh-oh.
>> belly gong
butt slap
Perhaps a bit of lunch cuz I'm starving.
Let's do this.
Heads up.
It took me 500 years to take Oogway's
chi.
I will have yours if it takes me 500
more. Kitty kitty chat chat, chat.
You want my chi so bad?
Then take it.
Yes,
the power is mine.
Wait.
No, it's too much. It's too much. No.
No.
Can't you even die right?
>> Can't you even kill wrong?
Nope. Word play didn't come together.
Now about that staff.
Take it. I already have everything I
need from it anyway.
I think this was destiny. A final
face-off between formidable adversaries
alike in so many ways. If only I had a
dumpling for every time a villain told
me how much we had in common. It's true.
We've both risen to the highest of
heights. It's a shame only one of us can
come out on top.
>> It is a shame. For you. My combined
powers of sorcery and kung fu make me
unstoppable. And once I dispense with
you, I'll expand my rule from Juniper
City to
>> Every other city and town and village
from here to the Valley of Peace and
beyond. Yeah, I know. But, how did you
know? I saw it in a vision.
Cuz I'm the Dragon Warrior.
For now at least. But, I've realized
that it's probably time I made a change.
And so should you. I'm the chameleon. I
do nothing but change. Only on the
outside. Real change happens from
within.
And if we're really as alike as you say,
then maybe we could both let go of who
we were and become something better than
we already are.
What do you say?
I say
Well, I saw that coming.
We're very proud of you. You tried it
our way. Now, try it yours. Kick her
butt. I'm way ahead of you.
Master Elephant's Trunk Twist!
Master Boar's Tusks of Terror!
Master Wolf's Fangs of Fury!
Master Bull's horns of doom.
What? Recognize this move?
Is that how I sound? I don't sound like
that, do I? You didn't earn those
skills. You just stole them.
Give him a left, A RIGHT, UPPERCUT.
>> Which one are you rooting for?
>> I'm not sure. This is all very
confusing. I'm stronger than every
opponent you've ever faced because I am
every opponent you've ever faced. Oh!
Woah, I got to workshop those heroic
entrances. Nah, it was just right.
I knew I should have left you to rot in
the gutter where you belong. Better to
rot in the gutter than under your thumb.
Two against one? Well, now that doesn't
seem fair. I'll have to even the odds.
Master Cobra,
Master Osprey,
Master Scorpion,
Master Chicken,
General Kai,
Lord Shen.
That is awesome.
I mean, it's disturbing, but it's
awesome.
Woah!
Man!
>> Ow.
I thought we were friends.
Stand back. I'm going to kick my butt.
>> Come on, Po. Get out of there.
>> You have to do this. I can't beat the
Chameleon. A wise old tortoise once told
me that you never know what you can do
until you do it. The fate of the world
hangs in the balance and you're here
giving me life advice from a tortoise?
Be the pit, Jen.
Be the pit.
And what do you think you're doing?
Finishing what Po started.
>> Oh, please. How many times do I have to
tell you?
Don't slouch.
You ungrateful little urchin after all
I've done for you. You betrayed ME FOR
THE PANDA?
First rule of the streets,
never trust anyone. Ha! You can't defeat
me. I know all your moves. Not this one.
Roll,
stir,
serve, and scamp blam!
Second rule,
someone always gets hurt.
Now, that's a cool move. Po, you could
have gotten out of that cage anytime you
wanted? You faker! It's not faking, it's
method. Besides, how's a peach pit ever
supposed to become a tree if you never
give it the chance to grow?
And hey, you stirred faster and rolled
higher. But for the last time, the word
is
Maybe Oogway was right about you.
You aren't completely useless after all.
Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
My son!
Our son!
I think it's time
you send us home, panda.
Jen, do something!
Third rule.
No one's interested in your feelings.
See you on the other side.
Dragon Warrior.
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