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so I can never be around a woman outside
of work that's not what I'm saying that
would be crazy all I am saying is if
you're going to hang out with a woman it
has to be when the Sun is up and she
can't be taller than me or younger than
me or weigh less than me or look like
she weighs less than me also you can't
share
food okay I guess if you're stranded and
you have to share food than clear soups
or broths only and you will display say
your wedding B close to your face at all
times photos of your children must be
present if they themselves cannot be if
she happens to touch you even if by
accident you will excuse yourself and
call me immediately if she has smokey
eye makeup that is bad if she has lazy
eye that's good Jessica you must always
travel in separate vehicles going back
lazy ey is out it encourages eye contact
and she must never have ever been or
even wanted to be a gymnast oh and this
goes without saying but no Denzel movies
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