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What do you think?
>> Well, I'm not going to have to buy that
I'm with stupid t-shirt anymore.
Well,
>> I like There you go. All right. Look,
you're not really going to buy that, are
you? Don't you think you've embarrassed
me enough for one day?
>> Oh, I embarrass you?
>> How can I answer that when I'm
pretending I don't know you?
>> He's just jealous you'll fit right in.
All Londoners wear them.
>> Oh, really? Then how come no one here
anywhere is wearing one?
>> They're all tourists.
All right, look. If you insist on
wearing that in public, you know, you're
going to spend the rest of the afternoon
all by yourself.
>> You're going to make me choose between
you and the hat. I choose the half.
>> Good choice. Thanks.
>> Okay, look.
>> All right, that's it. Okay, I'm out of
here. I'm not going to be embarrassed
anymore.
>> Hi.
>> Hi.
>> Hey, you guys. Uh, I need some fashion
advice.
>> Oh,
>> how does this look?
>> Well, it's it's a little low. Pick it up
a little.
A little bit more. A little bit more.
There you go.
Now, throw it away.
>> Come on. This looks good.
>> Ross, please. Trust me. I buy 30 fashion
magazines a month. Now, I don't know
who's running for president or who that
NATO guy is, but I do know that you have
to get as far away as you can from that
hat.
>> Damn it. I have this date tomorrow night
and I have to look cool.
>> Well, you know, if you want fashion
help, Rachel and I are going shopping
tomorrow. You're more than welcome to
come with us, right?
>> Really? That would be great. I I mean, I
have to do something. She kind of teased
me about how I dress.
>> I can see why. Nice shirt.
You're wearing the same shirt.
>> Hey, check out the hat.
>> Wait a minute. I know that hat. I was
taken aboard that hat.
They did experiments on me. I can't have
children.
>> Seriously, where did you get the hat?
>> Bus gave it to me.
>> Oh, I think she looks good.
>> Oh, thank you. We buy it for you or or
win it for you.
>> Well, excuse me, my fashion impaired
friends. I am here to tell you that hats
are back.
>> And this time, they've ganged up and
formed one giant super hat.
>> Go, GO, GO.
>> YEAH, NOW EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE UNDER
the hat.
>> What's wrong, Lou?
>> Everybody at the restaurant still hates
me. Oh, I thought I was making headway.
Everyone was smiling at me all day. And
then I'd get off work and find out that
they wrote this on my chef's hat.
Hey, maybe they meant to write quiet,
>> Hi, honey. What's the matter?
>> Fine. Just trying to be nice.
Took care of everything. Thanks a lot,
co-host.
Look at it. Take care of everything.
There's There's plenty of things for you
to do.
>> Uh-huh. Like what?
Cups?
>> Cups? You're giving me cups and ice?
Cups and ice? Oh, I get to be in charge
of cups and ice. All right,
fine. Okay, I will be in charge of cups
and ice.
>> Wait a minute. I can get ice at the
restaurant.
>> I got in line.
Hey, check it out. Um, cup hat, cup
banner, cup chandelier, and the thing
that started it all, the cup.
>> Great job with the cups, faves.
>> Why don't you just go out with her?
>> And did you notice the ice? Look, we
have it all. We have crushed, cubed, and
dry. Watch. Ah,
>> mystical.
Everyone, no one's eating my Tuscan
finger food cuz they're all filling up
on Phoebe snow cones.
>> There are snow cones.
>> Snow cones.
>> So, the Porsche guy took his car back.
>> But you found the keys to his clothes.
No, I just uh I just love the way it
feels when everybody thinks I own a
Porsche.
>> And people would think you own a Porsche
because you're wearing the clothes.
>> Of course,
only an idiot would wear this stuff if
you didn't have the car.
>> That is true.
>> Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a
sonic blaster gun.
>> Oh, I've been there.
I am going to go drive my Porsche.
>> Joey, you know you don't actually have
one.
>> Come on. What are you doing? I'm in
character. Will you talk to her?
>> Hey. Hey. Hey. Careful around my
Porsche.
>> Hi, Joey.
>> Hey. How you doing?
>> He has the most amazing Porsche under
there.
>> I'd love to show you, but I just tucked
her in. She's sleeping.
Hey, uh, would you two girls like to go
for a drink?
>> Nice try.
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait.
>> Look, Monica,
>> this is not going to work.
>> I bet this will work.
You are so great. I love you.
>> What?
>> Nothing. I said I said you're so great.
And then I just I just stopped talking.
>> You said you love me. I can't believe
this.
>> No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
>> No, I didn't.
>> You love me.
>> NO, I DON'T. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT.
STOP IT.
>> Are you all right?
>> Yeah, but when I was in the bathroom, I
saw the window that I crawled out of at
my wedding. And God, I just started
thinking I shouldn't be here, you know?
I shouldn't. People are going to be
looking at me and judging me and and
thinking about the last time.
>> Sweetie, it's going to be okay. All
right. It's a wedding. Generally, people
focus on the bride.
>> Oh god, I know you're right. All righty,
everybody. Look at me. Good. All right,
it's time. Brides, maids, and ushers,
let's say two lines. Thank you.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. I'll see you after the thing.
>> Okay. Good luck.
>> Thank you.
>> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Why the hell didn't you tell me? I'm
sorry. What was I supposed to do? Stand
up and shout, "Hey, Rachel, your butt is
showing."
>> Oh my god, this is so humiliating. I
think the only thing that tops that one
was was was when I was in eighth grade
and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in
front of the entire school. I think I
got two lines into it before I ran and
freaked out. Oh my god, my entire life's
flashing before my eyes.
>> Rich, wait, look, I remember that. It
wasn't so bad.
>> Oh, Ross, would you stop? You got me.
I'm dating you.
>> Rachel.
>> Hi, Mr. Weinberg. Hi, Mrs. Weinberg.
>> It's so wonderful to see you again, my
dear. In fact, I hardly expected to see
so much.
>> You told me you didn't see anything.
>> I tell you a lot of things.
>> Hey.
>> Hey.
>> What are you supposed to be?
>> Remember the Russian satellite Sputnik?
Well, I'm a potato or a spud and these
are my antenna.
So, Sputnik becomes
Sputnik. Sputnik.
Wow, I don't have the worst costume
anymore.
Hi.
>> Hi.
>> So, which one of you lucky boys is
Chandler?
>> Uh, that that's me.
>> That's me.
Joey Triani. Big fan.
>> So, is that a bedroom?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Right over there.
>> All right. Whenever you're ready.
>> That was weird.
Why? Why would she go in the bedroom?
>> I'm waiting.
>> So, she's a
>> Yep, that's one naked hooker.
>> So, tonight's the night of the big
bachelor party.
>> Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving me that
girl's number.
>> No problem. Say, who's the party for?
>> For my husband.
>> You hired your husband a hooker.
She's a stripper.
>> No, she's a hooker.
>> Is Is that what they call strippers
sometimes?
>> When they're hookers.
>> Oh my god, Ste. I I can't believe you
did this. Now, you're absolutely sure
she's a hooker? It's
>> either that or she's just the best, most
expensive date I ever had.
>> All right. All right. Maybe maybe you
should just ask her to leave.
>> Why me?
>> Hey, it's your bachelor party.
>> Which is why you should do it. I don't
want to. You do it.
>> You do it.
>> You do it.
>> All right. Rock, paper, scissors. Who
has to tell the to leave?
>> What?
>> I miss this.
>> I don't think we've actually done this
before.
>> No, no, no, no. I I miss hanging out
with you.
>> Well, we we still hang out.
>> Yeah, not like we used to. Remember, you
and me used to be inseparable, you know.
Now it's like
things are different. Well, you know,
things are different. I'm I'm married
now.
>> Yeah, sure. And hey, don't get me wrong.
I am so happy for you guys. But I just I
miss hanging out just just us, you know.
>> Yeah, I miss that, too.
>> I'll tell you what. From now on when
we'll make time to hang out with each
other.
>> You got it. Come here.
>> Oh god. Listen, I am this close to
robbing you guys.
>> She's a hooker. She's a hooker. She's a
>> Hi. We spoke on the phone.
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