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Morning, Squidw- [sneezing]

Oh, my. Having a little sneezing fit, are we?

Yeah, I think you were right. I must be allergic to my house.

[ripping]

Oh, that's too bad. I guess you'll have to move.

- Move? - Yes. You can't stay here

or your allergy will just get worse.

- Hey, look at that. - Look at what?

[sneezing]

See, your allergy is already getting worse.

But- But where will I go?

Don't worry, SpongeBob.

I'll help you find a great new home.

Far away from here.

But, Squidward, I love this old pineapple.

We've had a lot of good times together.

Whee!

[laughing]

[sneezing]

Oh, Squidward, my sneezing's getting worse.

I'll miss my pineapple, but I guess you're right.

I have- [sneezing] I have to move.

Now you're talking. Trust me. You'll feel so much better

when you're clear of me, your pineapple.

Squidward, you're a good friend.

I know.

[kissing]

This would make a great new house.

What'd you think?

Eh.

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Who lives in a banana Under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

Whoa!

I don't know.

How about this spicy number?

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Who lives in a hot pepper Under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ [screaming]

Hot listing, but no.

Well, there's a yummy one.

Mm.

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Who lives In a chicken Parmesan hero ♪

♪ Under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[giggling]

Nope.

How 'bout this one?

Not bad, but let's think outside the box.

[organ playing]

[gasping]

Wow.

Pretty.

This place is amazing. It's like living in the future.

Oh, check out these cool stairs.

Whee!

- Uh, SpongeBob. - Whee! Oh!

Squidward! Squidward! [screaming]

This place is awesome.

[groaning] Yeah, it is, isn't it?

I can't believe I get to live here.

It's so much cooler than your house.

You're right. This place is way too cool for you.

Wait. What?

I mean, living in a place like this can put

a lot of pressure on a guy.

The constant attention, you'd get,

and all the fabulous parties you'd host.

- Eh? - That was quite good.

Certainly worthy of this house.

Indeed.

Not to mention all the covers of Cool Calamari

you'd have to pose for.

No, I can't let you go through that, SpongeBob.

So, I tell you what, I'll live here for you.

Yeah, but where will I live?

You can have my old house.

Really? That is so nice of you.

That way I'll be one house closer to Patrick.

Great, it's a done deal.

So if you don't mind, I have a lot of settling in to do.

Bye bye.

Okay, so I guess I'll see ya l-

[alarm blaring] Ten, nine...

- What's happening?! - eight...

- Oh, no. - seven, six...

- It's not an alarm clock, - five, four...

- it's a countdown! - three, two, one.

[screaming]

Heh? What? What the? That was horrible.

But this is even worse!

[screaming]

Doink. Now this really feels like home.

[groaning]

Squidward. You dropped in for a visit.

I am not visiting.

This is my house, and I want it back.

Sorry, Squidward, but you gave it to me

fair and square... pants.

Besides, if I move out now, I have nowhere to go.

Okay, fine. I'll just take your old pineapple.

Huh?

Sorry, Squidward, but this is my house now.

[creaking]

Oh, no, this is worse than I thought.

[creaking]

My door!

[creaking]

[gasping]

[glass shattering]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[groaning]

Patrick! Patrick!

Patrick!

[beeping]

Mr. Star, I have a SpongeBob SquarePants

on line three.

Put him through.

[beeping]

Patrick! Patrick! Patrick Star!

Oh, hey, SpongeBob.

You really need to clean up around here.

[creaking]

[screaming] It's the big one!

[screaming] It's the end of the world!

Invest in gold! Hoard your drinking w-

[sighing] I should have known.

[growling] What's going on in here?!

You're just in time to lend a hand, Squidward.

Lend a hand?

No!

Patrick, call Sandy! Tell her to get over here fast!

Say no more, buddy.

Hurry, Patrick.

I don't know how much longer I can hold this.

Howdy. Cheek's residence.

Sandy, don't hang up!

- What do you want? - Oh, nothing.

I'm just hanging out with the Sponge.

How about you?

Oh, you know, a little of this,

little of that, little vacuuming.

That sounds like fun. I wish I was over there.

SpongeBob's house is boring.

There's nothing going on over here.

Well that sure don't sound like nothing.

What's all the ruckus?

Oh, SpongeBob's pineapple is rotting

and falling apart all around us. We're doomed.

I'll be right over.

Oh, take your time.

Holding steady, Patrick!

But who knows how long the support system will last!

Ow!

This place sure went to pot quick.

Knocky knock, SpongeBob.

No, Sandy, don't. We must never ever knock.

This pineapple could topple over at the slightest jes...

[gasping]

ter.

Let's get this restoration under way.

Well, here it is, Gary, our new home.

This must be Patrick's contribution to the living room.

Hey, vintage condiment jugs. Thank you, Mr. Krabs.

[groaning]

[screaming]

Gary, where's the sink?

[screaming]

[grunting]

Gary, I don't think that was a sink.

Meow.

Thanks for the futuristic bathroom, Sandy.

[meowing]

Well, isn't exactly home sweet pineapple,

but I suppose it could be much worse.

We still have a roof over our heads

and food on the table. Hey, that reminds me.

You still haven't eaten today, have you?

Sorry, buddy. You must be famished.

[meowing]

I- I- I'm unraveling!

If you ever and I mean ever- Oh, my neck.

I'm going to be at the chiropractic's for a week.

Well, Gary, there's only one thing left to do.

Call and have this place condemned.

Hello, operator.

City Hall, please. Office of Broken Dreams.

[meowing]

Oh, Gary, I'm sorry.

With all this house ruckus, I completely forgot to feed you.

Here you go, buddy.

Furnished pineapple in a can.

Oh, Gary, you are the best.

[laughing]

Come on. We need to make room inside

for the party.

[grunting] I could use a little help here!

Sorry, my claws are full.

Oh, where do we put all this junk?

Follow me just a little further.

[music playing] ♪ La da dee, la da dum ♪

I sure worked up that sweat.

[music playing]

[groaning]

What is SpongeBob's awful furniture doing at my house?

We're gussying up SpongeBob's house for his birthday.

And something about you tells me

you are quite the interior decorator.

Of course. I didn't give myself all those awards for nothing.

Yeehaw.

SpongeBob's lace is gonna look prettier than a country bride.

Step right up to enter the Krusty Krab section

of this party.

What do I gotta do to get in?

Just consent to a pat down, old timer.

Oh, boy. Okay.

[giggling]

Ooh. Okay, you're good.

Hmm.

Lowbrow compared to my highbrow.

Say, aren't you a little old for this weenie withered stuff?

I am casting a vanishing spell upon you.

Be gone.

Be gone. [laughing]

[choking] Water!

Huh? Whoa! I have powers.

[humming]

Cake!

Please, everybody, don't eat the party food!

We have to wait for SpongeBob!

It's supposed to be a surprise!

Surprise!

Not now!

[groaning]

[glass shattering]

Sorry.

Please be careful.

[shattering]

Hey, hey, hey, don't sit on that table.

Oh, I'm just having fun and I brought cake.

[belching]

[groaning]

Ah. I just had my tail done. This makes me hotter

than a billy goat in a pepper patch!

Hiyah!

Surprise.

Not yet!

[chatting] I know. I know.

[laughing]

- Hey! [laughing]

How much for this one?

Oh, no, that's a present for Sponge- Ten bucks.

Here's some fun back at ya.

Oh!

I love your work. You got anything heavier?

Party games!

[cheering]

Hey, don't do that!

[gasping]

Uh-oh.

I hope someone brings a wall as a present.

Make that two walls.

[cheering]

[laughing]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[chuckles]

[cheering]

Great idea, Puff.

Some positive energy. Hey, everybody.

Dance party! Yeehaw!

Come on, boys, move those feet.

[laughing]

[groaning]

Ow!

SpongeBob has to come home soon.

I don't know how long I can keep these folks dancing.

Oh, you took me by surprise.

Surprise!

Not now!

Must've forgotten to take my keys.

It looks open.

Surprise.

[snoring]

A surprise party... for me?

Oh, yeah. I'm here to tell you, "Surprise".

[yawning]

Oh, thank you, everybody.

You've made this the best birthday I ever had.

[tapping]

SpongeBob?

Hi, how are ya?

What's the meaning of this?

I took your advice From now on, I'm normal.

Normal huh?

- Yep. - Oh, really?

- Yep. - Whatever.

I know you're just waiting to say something stupid.

Wonderful weather we're having.

Um, yes, it is.

Okay, see ya around.

[tapping]

Yeah. I'll, uh, I'll see ya.

SpongeBob, what are you doing sitting around?

We need Krabby Patties out there.

Yes, sir. I'll do it normally.

Heh?

[beeping]

Wow, that's all it takes these days, huh?

Can you do more?

Oh, my. It's like printing money.

I wonder what got into SpongeBob.

And what the heck is that? Whose house is this?

Hi. How are ya?

That ain't right.

I will never spend money here again.

Never?

Come on, guys. These patties ain't worth

the paper they're printed on.

Wait! Where ya going?!

SpongeBob! What are you doing back here?

You expect the customers to eat this?

And now, thanks to you, they're leaving in boatloads.

Maybe this thing is out of ink.

[sighing] No, boy, you're missing the point.

You can't make Krabby Patties with ink and paper.

You gotta put your heart into it, boy.

Now get back to making them patties the right way

and stop acting so dull.

What you call dull, I call normal.

Well, till you decide to start making them patties

the way only you can, I want you out of my place.

[doorbell ringing]

Hi. How are ya?

I never thought I'd hear myself say this,

but please, come in, SpongeBob.

Thank you.

Tell me, what are you doing cooped up in here

when the weather outside is so normal?

Well, today is dusting day,

the day I dust my 483 self portraits.

Wow, that's something you don't see

in the average house.

You know, SpongeBob, it's okay to be a little different.

And you know what else is abnormal?

Your nose, it's all bulbous and flappy.

Your eyes are a little odd too.

Looks like your whole face could use some work.

There. There we go.

See? Looking normal already. [shrieking]

One more thing, Squidward. You don't wear pants.

And stay out of my home!

[door slamming]

Huh.

Oh, what happened?

I lost my job, then my best friend,

and now I'm too normal for Squidward.

Maybe I have taken this normal thing too far.

No problem, SpongeBob. You made yourself normal.

Now all you have to do is re-weird yourself.

All it'll take is a mental adjustment

and some tight clenching. Now focus...

[groaning] and clench.

[groaning]

Oh, well, if I'm going to get weird,

I'm going to need to see a professional.

Mmm.

[belching]

What's happening?

The final transformation.

Huh?

What happened?

I don't know. I guess I became permanently normal.

No!

I don't wanna be normal. [crying]

[knocking] Go away!

We're in mourning!

[crying]

It's me, Squidward. I'm looking for SpongeBob.

Hi.

How are ya?

[screaming]

SpongeBob, you're back to your square shape.

Wow. I guess Squidward's normal look scared me

back to my original form. Thanks, buddy.

You saved my life.

Wonderful weather we're having, hmm?

It sure is, buddy. It sure is.

[laughing]

[sighing] I was really looking forward

to a day of sportsmanship and male bonding.

Thanks a lot, rain!

Meow.

Say, that gives me an idea.

[drilling, hammering]

[groaning]

[drilling, hammering]

[screaming]

[grunting]

- Hey! Hello? [grunting]

Nitwit morons. [screaming]

Oh, hi, Squidward. Up from your slumber. I see.

Well, you're just in time to indulge in a friendly game

of indoor miniature golf.

I will not indulge in anything

friendly or otherwise with the likes of you two.

And presently I am heading back

to enjoy a well deserved mid morning nap.

Ooh, but we sculpted your likeness

out of butter on hole five.

I don't care! Listen up.

I will not be woken from my nap again.

And if I am, I'm gonna-

Join us on the back nine?

Just don't let it happen again! Or else.

Let's get this game teed off.

You're up first, my good man.

[grunting]

Ooh.

[grunting]

I am warning you, two! Keep it down!

Better tone down the calisthenics, Patrick.

Don't wanna upset Squidward.

Can't wait to lose, huh?

No!

Ooh. If you would just let me finish my stretches,

I wouldn't have missed my first shot.

Oh, don't worry, Patrick.

I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.

Besides, we're just playing for fun, right?

And back, and...

Nice shot.

What are you doing?

Moving my ball.

Patrick, you have to play it where it lands.

Fine. Have it your way.

Ready to give up?

Ha! Let's see how you do against the windmill.

You haven't got a chance.

You know, Patrick, this is just a game.

Oh, it is just a game which I am gonna win.

I think you're missing the point.

Speaking of missing.

Ha! Ya gotta play it where it lands.

Watch and learn, SquarePants. Watch and learn.

Yes. Let's see if you can top that.

Okay.

SpongeBob readies the approach shot.

He's gotta be very careful he doesn't hook the shot here,

because this would certainly be an inopportune time for a bogey.

A pressure-packed shot to be sure.

Aw. [all whispering]

Looks like we're tied, three shots to three.

Shots. [chuckles]

They're called strokes in golf, Patrick. Not shots.

Whatever.

And he sinks another hole in one! That's two in a row!

All right. You wanna play competitive, eh? Observe.

Right between the old wickets.

Come on bally, don't fail me now.

Watch out for the water hazard.

Patrick, the only hazard I can see is

you standing in my shot.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Fine. Be that way. I'll just go around you.

[shattering]

Oops.

Vegetables!

That's what you like, isn't it, bunny?

We'll see what we got in the fridge.

[chuckles] Whoops. I'm out of veggies.

But I got something even better, Gary's food. Yay!

[screaming]

Does bunny wunny like his dinny winny?

Alright, Gary's food is out. Got it.

I'll get you veggies. I'll be right back.

[rumbling]

[laughing]

Bunny wunny, I got a surprise for y-

[screaming]

I'm gonna have to chew proof this whole house fast.

Hot sauce oughta do the trick.

[belching]

[laughing]

[belching]

Huh? No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[unintelligible]

Ah.

Uh-oh.

[belching]

My comic books! [screaming]

I gotta get rid of all that hot sauce.

[screaming]

[flushing]

No, no, bunny, don't go in there!

You'll get lost! I need my jellyfishing net.

Where did I put that thing?

Probably dropped it in here somewhere.

Nyah, nyah━ah, got it!

Hello.

Patrick, did you fall between the cushions again?

No, SpongeBob, I fell between the cushions.

But I have a solution to your bunny problem.

I love the hunt!

No, no! No, don't! Please don't! That's my-

All right, Patrick, that's enough hunting.

You can come out now.

I can't see where I'm going. How do I get out of here?

[screaming]

SpongeBob, where are I?

Stay where you are, Patrick! I've got an idea.

To the pet shop!

Thank you!

Patrick! I bought a second bunny

to lure the first bunny out of hiding.

Hooray!

[sniffing]

Huh?

Hold still, Patrick, I see you.

[gasping, sighing] Thanks, buddy.

Aww, bunnies!

[laughing]

One, two... Three?

More bunnies!

Yay!

Uh-oh. Patrick, the hunt is on!

[yelling]

Hey!

[grunting]

[groaning]

Get out of my house!

[grunting] That'll get 'em out.

[rumbling]

[screaming]

Sorry about your house, Squidward.

Yeah, we just heard.

Thirsty. Thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty...

[sucking]

[snoring]

[sucking]

Meow.

[horn blowing]

[sucking]

Hooray, Gary, we're finally huge.

[sucking]

Meow.

Wait a minute! Oh, no!

[sucking]

Meow.

Ow. Shell phone.

I know. I'll call Squidward. He'll know what to do.

[ringing] Hello?

Squidward!

Is it time already for you would ruin my day?

Squidward, help me! My house is shrinking!

I woke up this morning and it was getting smaller

[babbling]

[dial tone]

Oh, no!

Yep, it is.

[screaming]

Huh? Is it time already to ruin Squid's day?

[screaming]

[rattling]

Hey, SpongeBob, don't start without me!

[sucking]

[belching]

Oh. Nematodes.

The only thing left of my house is this little pebble.

What's going on here?

I've got bad news, guys.

Look at what happened to my house. It's gone.

It's all gone. What am I gonna do?

Where am I gonna live?

Yeah.

Hey, SpongeBob, your house is gone.

Well, what can I say?

It's been great knowing you SpongeBob.

Good luck somewhere else. I'm gonna miss you.

Boo hoo. Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo- [laughing]

Boo hoo!

Squid's taking it real hard.

Boo hoo!

What are you going to do now?

I guess I'll have to move back with my mom and dad.

No, wait a minute. No, you don't.

We can build you a new house.

We can't build a house.

Well, sure it's easy. I built my house all by myself.

All right, Patrick, let's get to work.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Oh.

[screaming]

Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

We're done.

Yeah. So, what do you think?

I wish I lived there.

Really?

No.

One bedroom.

Tartar sauce.

You hold too many memories.

[crying]

Well, Squidward, this is goodbye.

Goodbye, SpongeBob. Goodbye.

Goodbye, SpongeBob, bye, bye, bye.

Goodbye, SpongeBob. [laughing]

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Come on, SpongeBob.

Bye, Patrick.

Goodbye, Bikini Bottom. Whoa!

[crying]

♪ SpongeBob is leaving He's leaving, he's leaving ♪

♪ SpongeBob is leaving He's leaving ♪

[rumbling]

My house is back!

Oh, good old pineapple! It's just like it used to be!

The windows! The closet!

The refrigerator is nice.

Ah, Squidward, isn't this great? I'm back forever.

Forever?

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