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Hey.
>> Hey.
>> How long did you think this barbecue was
going to last?
>> I'm going to China.
>> Geez, you say one thing and I
You're going to China?
>> Yeah, it's for the museum. Someone found
a bone. We want the bone, but they don't
want us to have the bone. So, I'm going
over there to try to persuade them to
give us the It's a It's a whole big bone
thing.
>> [laughter]
>> Anyway, I'm going to be gone for like
like a week. So, if you want to reach
me, you you can't. So, here's my
itinerary.
Um
Here's a picture of me.
>> Oh, let me see.
>> [laughter]
>> Could you take it to Carol's every now
and then and show it to Ben just so he
doesn't forget me?
>> Yeah.
Hi, Ben.
I'm your father.
I am the head.
>> [laughter]
>> All right, this barbecue is going to be
very fun.
>> Hey, is Rachel here? Um I wanted to wish
her a happy birthday before I I left.
>> Oh, no, she's out having drinks with
Carl.
>> Oh.
HEY, WHO'S CARL?
>> [laughter]
>> YOU KNOW THAT GUY THAT SHE MET AT THE
COFFEE HOUSE.
>> NO.
>> WELL, we'll see. There's this guy that
she met at the
>> coffee house, right?
>> So, you do know who he is.
>> [laughter]
>> Oh,
so pretty.
This must have cost him a fortune. I
can't believe he did this.
>> Come on, Ross. Remember back in college
when he fell in love with Carol and
bought her that ridiculously expensive
crystal duck?
>> What did you just say?
>> [laughter]
[laughter]
>> Crystal duck.
>> No.
No. No. The um
the love part?
>> Phoebe, no.
>> [laughter]
>> Oh
my god.
>> Oh, no, no, no, no.
That's good. Just keep rubbing your
head.
That'll turn back time.
>> Wait, you and Ross? Did you have any
idea?
>> No. None.
I mean, my first night in the city, he
mentioned something about asking me out,
but it nothing ever happened. So, I just
What What else did he say? I mean, does
he like want to go out with me?
>> Well, given that he's desperately in
love with you, he probably wouldn't mind
getting a cup of coffee or something.
>> Ross.
All this time?
Well, I've got to talk to him.
>> Yeah, he's in China.
>> The country.
>> [laughter]
>> No, no, wait.
He's flying to leave for another 45 more
minutes.
>> the time difference?
>> From here to the airport?
>> Yes.
You're never GOING TO MAKE IT.
>> WELL, I'VE GOT TO TRY.
>> RACHEL, what are you going to say to
him?
>> I don't know.
>> Well, then maybe you shouldn't go.
>> He's right, cuz if you're just going to
like break his heart, that's the kind of
thing that can wait.
>> Yeah, but if it's good news, you should
tell him now.
>> I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see
him.
>> Here, look. All right, does this help?
>> [laughter]
[applause]
>> No.
Look, all I know is that I cannot wait a
week until I see him. I mean, this is
just too big. You know, just I just I've
just got to talk to him. I I've got to
Okay, I'll see you later.
>> Rachel, I love you.
DEAL WITH ME FIRST.
>> [laughter]
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> [laughter]
>> ROSS.
>> EXCUSE EXCUSE ME.
>> HI. HI. Can I see your boarding pass?
>> No, no, I don't have one. I just need to
talk to my friend.
>> Oh, I'm sorry. You are not allowed on
the jetway unless you have a boarding
pass.
>> No, I know that. He He just went on.
He's right there. He's got the blue
jacket on. I Can I just
>> I'm sorry, no, no, no. Federal
regulations.
>> Okay. All right, okay. Um then, could
you please just give him a message for
me, please? This is very important.
>> All right.
What's the message?
>> Uh
I don't know.
>> [laughter]
>> Yoji Oshawa.
>> Sir. Sir. Excuse me. Sir.
I have a message for you.
>> What?
>> It's from Rachel. She said that she
loved the present and she will see you
when you get back.
>> What?
>> [laughter]
>> Toby,
oh for God's sake. I don't know what
she's talking about. There's no Rachel.
Don't give me that deep freeze.
>> 57 from Beijing now arriving.
>> Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my Excuse me. Move. Move. Move.
Emergency, PLEASE.
EXCUSE ME.
>> [laughter]
>> RACH.
>> THERE YOU ARE.
HI.
OH, so
tall.
How was China? You.
>> It was It was great. Oh, what happened?
>> What?
>> What you You're bleeding.
>> I am? Oh my god. Oh, look at that. Yes,
I am. Anyway, enough about me. Enough
about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come
on. I want to hear everything.
Everything.
>> [laughter]
>> Uh-oh. Yeah, where do I start? Um
well, this is Julie. Julie, this is
Rachel.
>> Hi.
Oh. These are These are aren't for you.
Uh these are for you. Welcome to our
country.
>> THANK YOU. I'M FROM NEW YORK.
>> OH.
>> OH.
>> RACHEL.
>> AIRPORT.
AIRPORT.
ROSS. STOP.
Not alone.
Julie.
Ch-
Arm around her.
Oh.
Cramp.
Cramp.
>> Okay, I think she's trying to tell us
something.
Quick, get the verbs.
>> [laughter]
>> Ow.
>> You.
You.
YOU DON'T LIKE ME. YOU.
YOU.
YOU
SLOWPOKES.
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT, RACH. We got the bags.
Uh
Hi.
>> Hello.
>> Julie, this is my sister, Monica.
This is Chandler.
>> Hey.
>> Hey.
>> Phoebe. Hi.
>> Joey, what up?
>> Hello.
>> Everyone, this is Julie.
>> Julie.
>> AH.
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> HI, BUT I'M NOT HERE. YOU HAVEN'T met
me. I'll make a much better first
impression tomorrow when I don't have 20
hours of cabin plane on me.
>> And bus.
>> Oh my god, that
>> and the screaming guy and the spitting
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to you got to
hear this story.
>> We're on this bus that's easily 200
years old, right?
>> at least.
>> And this guy
>> And the chicken poops IN HER LAP.
>> [laughter]
>> OH, I'M SO SORRY.
I just gave away the ending, didn't I?
Oh, it's just I just heard this story in
the cab and it is all I can think
[laughter] about.
This is amazing. I mean, how
How did this happen?
>> Well, Ross and I were in grad school
together.
>> we haven't seen each other since then.
Well, I land [clears throat] in China,
guess who's in charge of the dig?
>> Julie.
JULIE, THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
I MEAN, ISN'T THAT JUST kick you in the
crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?
It's an expression.
>> Hey, we we just wanted to say a quick
hi, uh then we're going to go see the
baby.
>> And then we've got to get some sleep.
>> Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night
our time. Okay, well listen, don't tell
us what's going to happen though, cuz I
like to be surprised.
>> Bye.
>> Bye.
So, what the hell happened to you in
China?
I mean, when last we left you, you were
totally in love with, you know,
>> I know. I know I was, but
there was always this little voice
inside that kept saying, "It's never
going to happen. Move on." You know
whose voice that was?
>> God?
>> It was you, pal.
>> Well, maybe it was God doing me.
>> Look, you were right. Okay, she looks at
me and sees a friend. That's all.
And then I met Julie, and and
I don't know. We're having a great time.
And I have to say, I never would have
gone for it with her if it hadn't been
for you.
>> Well, you owe me one, big guy.
>> Here's your lemonade.
>> I didn't order lemonade.
>> Oh.
Well, well then you you better go take
that back, cuz they're going to charge
you for that.
>> But
>> Go, go, go, go, go. Come on, come on.
Okay.
So, uh what did you find out?
>> He said
He said He said
He said they're having a great time.
I'm sorry.
>> What?
But, the silver lining, if you want to
see it, is that he made this decision
all by himself.
Without any outside help whatsoever.
>> [laughter]
>> How is that a silver lining?
>> You have to really want to see it.
>> [music]
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