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talks about the moonwalk, but no one
talks about how he was genuinely one of
the funniest people on the planet. Here
are the hilarious Michael Jackson
moments you forgot existed. Michael
completely forgot about the interview
with Oprah and decided to completely
ignore her.
>> And when you are
for instance,
when we were here before
You know what? I mean, all the things
ever printed in the tabloid, the only
thing that's ever been true is when they
said I couldn't dance.
>> When we were here the last time shooting
the commercial, you were like in between
shots running off conceiving the dance,
choreographing the dance.
You were up all night dancing.
>> Can we can we just do it again without
the just the negative saying that you
don't like to tour? Just can
>> I don't like it though.
>> I know, but you you said this
>> I go through hell.
I go through hell to her.
>> Okay, then
>> I'll make it positive then. But you know
the truth.
>> And
Action, Michael.
>> I love to tour.
You guys are so
Why you all started laughing? I'm trying
to get into it.
>> He wishes he could finish watching this
impersonator's act before police pull
him away.
>> Look, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
THE POLICE PULL HIM OUT. WHAT WAS HE
DOING? HE WAS DOING A JACKSON DANCE. He
was doing all my Every time he starts,
they The police pull him out. Every
time. He could never get on a roll.
Poor guy.
The leg kick, the spin, he grabs his
crotch. And after that, they take him
out.
>> He figured out that every time he moves
the photographers take pictures.
>> attractions in Japan
is by the beginning.
>> Jermaine Jackson
>> Michael completely misunderstood this
lady.
He did not hold back with roasting her.
>> East Indian. I think they're really
beautiful and the darker they are the
more beautiful.
>> Bill, excuse me. Can you close that
door?
>> Your voice is very irritating.
>> I know. I hate this screen.
>> You sound like Calvin Klein.
>> Can you close that door, Bill, please?
>> Michael always loved to pick on his
brother Jermaine.
>> Also, I'd like to thank all my brothers
who I love very dearly. All of including
Jermaine.
>> Watch Muhammad Ali and Michael pretend
to have a boxing match.
>> Say champ, do you think I could ever
float like a butterfly?
>> Bam. Well,
>> sting like a bee?
>> Well, you've got the butterfly part
down, brother Michael, and you sing real
sweet to complete the cycle. But before
you can sting people out of the wits,
you got to put on some meat and keep on
eating your grits.
>> Man, you cold, man.
>> Eddie Murphy is so hilarious when around
Michael.
>> Thank you very much, Eddie Murphy.
First, I'd like to thank um
>> Could you let us set up, please?
>> First, I'd like to thank um
He said, "Eddie, pull it up like I was
working for him." I was
And I started to do it, too. I was like,
"Yes, Mike." And wait, what am I doing?
>> Here's another funny moment of Eddie
sharing a story about Michael.
>> The chimp?
>> Yeah, you know I met Bubbles, but
Bubbles
He had Bubbles and uh Michael had like a
big like a real zoo at his house. And
really like with a big zoo with giraffes
and I mean he had a he had a facility a
thing that was so big that giraffes was
walking around and like uh
It's like
it was huge.
And uh
And uh
Bubbles had gotten too old. Bubble was
in cage like tripping like
and Michael's like, "Don't go near the
cage."
And we had dinner though they brought
the trainer had the brought the chimps
in and they were running around while we
were eating dinner running under the
table. It was It was surreal. So Bubbles
>> Not a fan of his cameraman's work.
>> Bro, how close are you?
>> I don't know. Pretty close.
>> Like this?
All right. Can you see chest?
>> I can see
right about where your Nike is.
>> What a schmuck. Back up.
Ah, do it.
Like this. That's how you back up.
>> Chris Tucker shares a hilarious story
about him and Michael.
>> You guys were pretty good friends.
>> Oh yeah, man. I was blessed, man, to you
know, to grow up and to meet my somebody
I idolized and and admired so much, man,
and become his friend. I was in one of
his videos and stuff and just love
Michael. I mean we just we became
friends, man. I hung out with him a lot.
And Michael was just so nice, man. You'd
be around him and you'd just get happy,
man. He would He would give you
anything. If you liked something like I
was just complimenting a a flat screen
TV he had, and he gave it to me. I was
like, "Michael,
I didn't want the TV."
But then the black came out of me. I
started liking everything after that. I
was like,
I was like, I was like, "Michael."
I said, I said, "Michael, I like that
Rolls-Royce. That's a bad Rolls-Royce."
Not the old one, the new Rolls-Royce,
right there.
He was like, "You like it, Chris?" I
said, "Yeah, I like it."
He said, "You sure you like it?" I said,
"Yeah, I like it."
He said, "Well, you better go buy one,
cuz I ain't giving you my Rolls."
I gave you a TV. Damn.
>> Are you going to sing together?
>> No.
>> I would love to sing with you. Would you
like to sing with me?
>> sing?
>> I don't sing. I I did sing, but that's
not why I married Michael. Um I don't
need that. That's ridiculous. If I
wanted it I mean, I'm not going to marry
someone for a recording career, just to
clear that up as well.
Um
What?
Stop.
Um
>> Here's another hilarious story from
Chris.
>> Yeah, Michael is my boy. We hang out. We
don't see each other that much, but when
I see him we do.
>> cuz he's a he's not around hanging out
with just other people. He's He's You
and he are hanging out. You're friends?
>> into each other around the world, man.
It's like I bump in and he's cool, cuz
he called me sometimes to check up on me
to see how I'm doing. He's like, "How
you doing, Chris?" He
And when he really missed me, he called
me Christmas. "Hey, Christmas, how are
you?"
>> He calls you Christmas?
>> me Chris. It felt good. At first I was I
was like, "Why you calling me?" But then
it started sounding good. I was like,
"Say that again, Mike." He was
"Christmas? Is that what you mean?"
We go to the mov- the movies sometime.
We go to the movies. Uh both of us like
going to the movies. So, we go to the
movies, but it's hard because Michael
got to sneak in the movie right before
it start. So, Michael come in there like
with a ninja suit on. He's hiding in all
black. All of a sudden, I'm sitting
there with a "Where's Michael?" And then
I turn around, he's like, "Hey, Chris."
I'M LIKE, "OH, MAN."
"HOW LONG YOU BEEN HERE?"
>> ABOUT 5 MINUTES.
I'm sorry.
You guys hear me?
>> Uh-huh.
>> Sorry, Chris. And then, you know, we
sneak in all this stuff. He sneaks in at
the last minute. He does all this stuff.
Security bring us popcorn and stuff. You
know, I'm like, he's trying to hide, you
know.
>> Right. Here you go, Mr. Jackson.
>> You know.
>> Yeah.
>> And then, all of a sudden, we're
watching a movie. He's the loudest
person in there.
>> Really?
>> Yeah, he's watching A MOVIE LIKE,
I SAID, "MICHAEL, WHAT YOU SET UP FOR
PEOPLE TO SEE YOU?"
>> I'M SORRY. IT WAS FUNNY, CHRIS.
>> YEAH.
>> Do you include common musical phrases in
your songs that you write?
>> Common musical phrases?
>> Do you know what that means?
>> Yeah, but I don't know if you know what
it means.
>> Well, let me ask you. Why don't you tell
us what it is?
>> A musical phrase could mean a note, a
tone.
>> Could you tell us what a common musical
phrase is?
>> A common musical phrase
>> Oprah kept asking Michael very weird
questions.
>> Who do you date?
>> Well, right now it's Brooke Shields.
>> Mhm.
>> That's I don't Well, we try not to just
be everywhere and go It's mostly at
home. She'll come over. I'll go to her
house. Cuz I don't like going out in the
public. Have you ever been in love?
>> Yeah.
>> Mhm.
>> With Brooke Shields?
>> Yes, and another girl.
>> And another girl?
I'm going to ask you this, and it's
embarrassing for me to ask you this, but
I'm going to ask you anyway. Are you a
virgin?
>> How could you ask me that question?
>> I'm just I just want to know. I want to
>> I'm a gentleman.
>> You're a gentleman.
>> I'm a gentleman.
So, I'm a gentleman.
>> So, that Okay. I would interpret that to
mean
that means that you believe that a lady
is a lady, and therefore
>> that's private. I mean,
you know, shouldn't be spoken about
openly. You can call me old-fashioned if
you want, but you know, to me, that's
very personal.
>> So, you're not going to answer it.
>> I'm embarrassed.
>> Oh, you
>> Michael wasn't satisfied with the
crowd's applause.
>> That wasn't loud enough.
>> It's my dream to go on a supermarket and
just shop and be like everybody else and
put things in a basket cuz I can't do
it. Cuz if I when I try to do it, people
crowd around you. They want autographs
and they want to do the sign things and
take pictures. That's why I love
disguises so much.
Had my cousins dressed like they were
bag boys and I I I went I went shopping.
It's great.
>> Steve Harvey shares a hilarious story
about him and Michael.
>> I said, "Mike, we we got to go to
church. It's black people. We We got to
go now. You know, we got to get parking
and everything." I said, "Mike, did you
tell anybody you was going to church?"
"Oh, no, I wanted to be a secret." I
said, "Okay, cool." And no, first Mike
goes get dressed and he comes out
dressed and I went, "Mike, what you got
on?"
So, where you going, man? What What is
this you wearing? What's the matter?
This is my suit. I said, "What What you
dressed like Captain Crunch for?
Where you going all these balls on your
shoulders?" I said, "That's your
military. We're going to church, man.
You got one stripe on one leg." I said,
"Where your suit at, man? Where This is
all I got."
Steve, this jacket is 20 20,000 dollars.
I'm going, "What?" So, we go getting the
car. We get down off the 10 and we turn
on Crenshaw and it's cars
from the 10 all the way down Crenshaw,
all of Jefferson Ave.
You people are all on the side where,
"Michael." I'm going, "What the hell?" I
said, "Mike, I thought I told you I
ain't tell nobody." I never opened my
mouth. The preacher told somebody
Michael was coming and the word got out.
It was people from Belgium, Argentina,
Amsterdam. Signs from everywhere. People
from all over the world flew in to see
this guy go to church.
>> Michael was so fascinated with this
camera.
Michael could not stop laughing during
this commercial.
>> My name is Michael Jackson.
>> My name is Michael Jackson.
>> My name is Michael Jackson.
>> My name is Michael Jackson.
>> Pretty boring here on the stage which we
set.
>> Thank you.
>> I can prove it.
>> Thank you.
>> Did you see this call the director's
guild?
>> Here. Then you have to
>> say "Will the real Michael Jackson step
forward?"
>> All right, ready? Okay.
>> Go.
>> Hi, my name is Michael Jackson.
>> My name is Michael Jackson.
>> My name is Michael Jackson.
>> My name is Michael Jackson.
>> My name is Michael Jackson.
>> Will the real Michael Jackson please
stand forward?
>> Quarter to nine.
>> So I hated his guts
forever, man. Every time the Michael
Jackson name came out, I said that
And this and that, and this and that,
and this and that. And so one day Rodney
Jerkins was working with him, right?
>> All right.
>> And he said "Yo, man, come see Mike." I
said "No, that. I don't want to see
him. he dissed me, man.
played me, let me looking
like a
in front of all those people." He said
"Nah, man, he's cool. Man, Mike asked
for you to come." I said "He didn't ask
for me. Get the fuck" He said "Mike, he
asked for you, man." I said "Really?"
>> Damn.
>> I said "Okay, I'm coming. I'll be over
there, right?"
I got on the plane, I went over there,
and I hung out, and we started hanging
out together. And I said
man, he's a good guy. I said "But what's
my mind? Why you playing me though,
Mike? Why you playing me like that? You
knew who I was. Why you playing me?"
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