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um she's
jump jump jump
i say we go left right right like okay
or right like right
next time right should be right
good evening ladies
my happy sunrise breakfast
is going to fix you two right up
bit jittery this morning i see
jittery what makes you think that
what's wrong with you two i've never
seen you so afraid
zelda had a dream only it wasn't a dream
it was real and it was about
tim the witch smeller
who smells
no
tim the witch smeller he hunts down
witches for his own private trophy
collection and we could be next what's
this guy got against witches show her
egg from a chicken
milk from a cow
sugar and spice
make the past appear now
that's the witch smeller he doesn't look
very scary
don't judge him just by his looks
tim was born a complete freak
even though his mother was a witch he
had no magical powers and never would
he was no better than a mortal
knock it off or you'll be sorry
what are you gonna do
not cast a spell on us
witches can be so cruel
a present company accepted of course
with his only friend in the world in
aardvark named elton
tim left home vowing revenge on all
witches
he decided to use the power of science
against witchcraft he worked as an
apprentice under one of the most
brilliant thinkers of the day
da vinci
but tim stole davinci's inventions and
modified them for his own twisted
revenge
tim's advanced his technology over the
years
and with all of his tricks and traps
well if tim the smell master comes
poking around leave him to me in salem
we'll take care of him right salem
salem
say cheese you're on america's cruelest
practical jokes and watch your back
america you never know when we might be
coming to your town
the guy's a mud head classic
adults are so gullible i heard when
we're born we have all our brain cells
we lose them as we get older so we're
never really getting smarter only dumber
that sure explains my ants the secret to
that show is not to act surprised when
they spring the weird stuff on you don't
freak and you won't look like a doofus
a pocket fun house mirror you always got
the coolest job oh
better give me that harvey you don't
want people saying you're conceited oh
check it out
wow cool
that's your dad's soul gem amulet it
holds a little of the magical essence
from every witch in warlock that has
ever worn it is it me too retro besides
it belongs to my dad and he has a
hands-off when it comes to his stuff
lunch is served come and get it
maybe i'll just try it on what could
happen
uh oh
uncle quigley what smells so bad
camouflage when does a witch not smell
like a witch when she smells like a
dumpster
exactly this is our own recipe of garlic
rotten eggs sardines and stinky cheese
now tim will never come near us he's not
the only one ah no time for lunch gotta
go huh
oh my harvey left his backpack that boy
would forget his feet if they weren't
attached to his ankles i can still catch
him
you smell a witch don't you precious
the nose knows the question now is which
which will it be
i know i'll just soap up and slip it
over always works when i get my head
caught in the banister oh my my elton
you must be a powerful warlock indeed
for you to get so feisty
you shall be the crowning glory of my
embarrassingly huge collection of
captured witches
i find evil so invigorating
let me go is this some kind of a a cruel
practical joke
holy monkeys i'm on america's cruelest
practical jokes
harvey harvey
hey
oh no
you were
right see we told you
right about what tim the witch smeller
he's here
guest streams really do come true oh
dear does that mean one day i'll go
running through the produce section
wearing nothing but a belt of radishes
he captured harvey are you sure tim
hunts only witches and warlocks harvey's
only immortal who'd want him only
immortal it so happens some of my best
friends are mortal yeah yeah quigg
tim must think harvey's a warlock why oh
no
harvey
radishes just never you mind oh no the
soul gems
it's gone harvey must have it the
magical essence from that amulet would
be enough to fool that idiot aardvark
into thinking that harvey's a warlock
well perhaps we should only one thing to
do start packing packing we have to
rescue harvey we'll just zapped him with
a couple of spells from the spooky jar
and tim has a spell scrambler it it
jumbles up all our spells making them
useless fine
if you two won't help i'll do it myself
the only place you're going is to your
room to pack
let me go
look at all this stuff who directs your
show james cameron you think i could get
a t-shirt or something when we're all
done
when we're all done i'll have your head
mounted on my wall perhaps a souvenir
baseball cap would be more in order
whatever
tv people are weird
going somewhere do you have any idea how
dangerous the witch smeller is
i don't care harvey needs me
oh
i'm going with you
you're the best
yeah yeah i'm a four-legged santa claus
now how do we bust out of here santa
claus you're genius
ow
my spine
i borrowed this from anthill to spell
book it's a tracking spell
show me true no hiccups or glitches the
path less tried by the smeller of
witches
it's true the dumber the rhyme the
cooler the spell
sabrina's gone
and there's a tracking spell missing
from my spell book i'll get the car
maybe it's best if you leave this to us
witches after all if a witch can't
defeat tim what chance does a mere
mortal have
what chances a mere mortal have
dagnab this isn't about witches or
mortals it's about family
great the rocky horror dream house
come on
cool special effects and so the
delicious finish draws near
i was gonna ask if we could move things
along because if i don't get this amulet
back to my friend sabrina i'm gonna get
totally busted
amulet
a soul gem
so you're not a warlock
intruders
oh how am i supposed to get any work
kitty done
are you
all right of course we're not all right
you little brat how'd you like to be
stuck on some dusty wall for hundreds of
years leave the girl alone she didn't
put us up here easy for you to be nice
you don't have spiders laying eggs in
your ear i'm looking for a cute young
guy with dark brown hair and a dreamy
smile aren't we all honey
get us out of here
where's the rest of you
stuck in some parallel dimension tim
used that witch trap of his to turn us
all into living trophies
glad to hear you're all getting along so
well because you're going to be spending
a lot of time together
whoa
now it's my turn
poor darling
what have you done with harvey
nothing he's no warlock but he will make
a lovely servant
whereas you two magical sewing cells
will make fine additions to my permanent
collection
i told you he was all washed up
what some great witch hunter this guy
couldn't catch a cold and frost in the
snowman's armpit i caught you didn't i
nope we came to you major death she's
right you're losing your touch with
schmeller
very well witchling
i shall give you a five minute head
start if you can elude me until sundown
you all go free if not
i keep you all agreed you're on twerp
you go girl
which way down and out of sight
that detour should throw them off for a
while i wouldn't count on that
don't suppose you'd want to try for best
two out of three
long time no smell timmy still taking
your vacuum cleaner for walks i see
it's time to turn you into a frog you
toad
hallelujah
you seem to have forgotten the power of
my spell scrambler
a crucial error in tactics for a
non-witch this guy can sure cause a lot
of trouble run now talk later
the greendale mall
home field advantage nobody cannot
maneuver me in a mall
sabrina
sabrina
sabrina
sabrina
sabrina
uh
is the apocalypse upon us tune in at six
to find out
bingo
i despise minivans
we'd better get the innocent bystanders
out of danger
cream of mushroom gumbo chowder make
these people take a powder
in a mall no crowds but no time to shop
i'm getting even with that witch smeller
if it's the last thing i do here comes
your chance
oh shoot
leave that aardvark to me get out of
here
aha
hot
extra hot i chihuahua
that's it fido follow your nose
that'll teach you to keep your nose out
of other people's business
elton what have they done to you
as long as he's got that scrambler our
spells are totally useless
who needs magic
we're in a mall
you're talking some mega cavities there
these aren't for chewing they're for
spewing
have a nice trip
we did it we made it till night we beat
tim which is
not wrong much longer
you're not the kind to hold a grudge are
ya
now take that as a yes
i have you now
we went fair and square
why should i play fair with you you
witches never played fair with me
oh no
let go of me
you're a mortal don't you see how
horrible these witches are that's a load
of hooey
sure maybe a group of witches excluded
you hundreds of years ago but that's got
nothing to do with these girls they've
never lifted a finger against you no you
don't understand old man witches are all
alike you horse feathers everybody's an
individual responsible for their own
actions i judge people by what they say
and do not my skin color or sex or
nationality or whether they happen to
have magic powers
goodness
you are so right
ladies please accept my most abject
apologies
well he does seem sorry
i am you can show me the error of my
ways in eternity
oh no
some people never get it
to be honest i wasn't too crazy about
seeing the first of you
uncle quigley you saved us
not bad
for immortal
this mortal happened to have pulled your
collective fannies out of the fire i'd
remember that next time you witches get
all highfalutin that's the kind of
attitude that creates people like the
witch smeller mortal oh no harvey
is this thing ever gonna come off it has
a weird clasp
here
looks like america's coolest jokes
really went all out this time yeah but
they didn't fool me for one second i
always knew what was going on sure you
did
thanks i thought we were gonna be stuck
on that wall forever so what happened to
tim and elton
no no to the left it's my nose that
itches you stupid beast not my eye i'll
get you sabrina spellman do you hear me
i'll have my reveal
i certainly hope you remember to wash
that thing
freaks
savage we love you
cookie jar
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