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Translate:
Mom, I can't stay here.
There's no electricity, no
telephones, it's horrible.
Excuse me.
I assure you,
our community is quite pleasant.
Perhaps I could
show thee around.
(amorously):
Okay.
My name is Eli.
My parents run the inn.
If there is anything we can do
to make your room more plain,
do not be afraid to ask.
Ah, we'll be all right.
A hotel in Amish country
can't be any worse
than staying in a youth hostel.
Hi, I'd like a room.
Uh, preferably one
where I have to sleep
with my bag
taped to my body.
We have one where some Italian
backpackers have laid out
every item of clothing
they own on all of the beds.
Oh, perfect.
Will my bunkmates be
constantly talking about me
in a foreign language?
Yes, they will, sir.
Oh, great.
Uh, also, I'm going to have
some mail delivered here,
and I want it to sit in
that box for four years.
Oh, and what street
is the bathroom on?
So, what do you do
for fun around here?
We do chores and we watch
other people do chores.
Sounds kind of boring.
Alas, there are times
when I feel as if
there is much of life
I am missing.
Yeah, it'd be tough
having no technology.
I don't think I could
live without my iPhone.
You have an iPhone?
Yeah. You've heard of it?
Yes, but only because
people sometimes search
for Amish farms
on their iPhones.
Here comes one now.
Thanks for a fun evening, Eli.
And-and thanks
for being so nice to me.
I think you are the
most fascinating girl
I have ever met, Meg.
Here. I want you
to have this.
Your iPhone?
Yeah.
I made you a playlist
of songs that I like.
Who is this I am hearing?
It's Avril Lavigne.
Why does she shout at me?
I don't know.
Most of my music I just
get pressured to buy.
Thank you for
this gift, Meg.
Eli! What are you doing
with that outsider?
Her name is Meg, Father.
And I was just showing her
our community.
You stay away from her.
She will try
to corrupt you.
That is not true, Father.
Meg is wonderful.
She is an outsider.
She does not follow
the one true path.
You are not to see
this girl again.
Do you understand?
I forbid it.
(dejected sigh)
Yes, sir.
Now come home at once.
And, as for you,
I suggest you stay away
from my son, you harlot.
(sobbing)
Hey, there, young one,
why so sad?
It's just that I really like
this boy, but his dad...
Oh, look out.
(loud smacks)
(screaming)
Sorry, there.
Didn't realize
how long it'd been
since Ol' Dumper
did his business.
He'll be done soon enough.
(smacking continues)
Oh, maybe not.
Doesn't sound
like pooping, does it?
Sounds more like someone
dropping sandwiches
off a rooftop.
Watch out below, right?
Look like Hacky Sacks.
You'll be sorry
if you kick 'em, though.
All righty, well he seems
to be all done now.
You have a good evening...
(smacking resumes)
Oh, my goodness.
He must have gotten into
the chicken feed again.
You'd think they'd know
it wasn't in their diet,
but this is how they find out.
You may want
to close your mouth.
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