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[music]
Peekab-boo.
[crying]
No, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean to
startle you, my little baby. Sh.
>> Hush little vampire, don't say a word.
Papa's going to bite the [singing] head
of a bird.
I want to kiss your to
[crying]
Nice. But maybe a little more square
footage. I want a lot of monsters here.
>> I'm going to get you little babies. I'm
going to get you
>> right out there.
>> Oh, we never go out there ever.
And then the monsters ran away and were
forced into hiding. But Harry the human
found them and jumped out from under
their bed.
>> I'm scared.
>> And burned their clothes and bit their
toes and took their candy.
>> Don't take my candy.
>> Baby Claus, you don't need to be
frightened. I promised your mommy I
would protect you forever.
My beautiful [music] baby, [singing]
let me wipe all your poop away.
Those [music] humans are nasty.
[singing]
So with daddy, you will
[singing and music] stay.
And if a human tries to harm
[music and singing] you, I'll simply say
because you're daddy's girl. Daddy's
[singing] girl, I'm your
>> Just bend the legs and push off. Trust
me, mouse.
>> Look at you.
>> Faster, baby. Faster. You got it, my
little voodoo doll.
[laughter]
>> Excuse me, sir.
>> What? What?
>> Ow. I'm okay. It's ready.
>> Looks good. Only monsters can get in.
>> Oh, absolutely. It's hidden real nicely.
You've got 400 acres of haunted forest
in front of you. You've got the land of
the undead on the perimeters. Any humans
daring to even look over there will run
away real quick.
[music]
But of course, be smart. No bonfires, no
firework shows.
>> Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no fire. I get it. I
get it.
It's time, my darling Martha. The place
we always talked about for Mavis.
No one will ever harm her here.
[music] Heat.
[music]
Heat.
>> [screaming]
>> Huh? Yeah, it's a mess back there.
[groaning and screaming]
[screaming]
>> Welcome to Hotel Transylvania.
Human grief [singing] since 1898. Your
safest destination. Take an itinerary. I
have personally designed a spectacular
schedule of events all leading to my
daughter's birthday extravaganza
tomorrow.
>> We always look forward to coming every
year. Count, we enjoy the safety so
much.
>> Of course. That's why we build it. Yes.
Good evening. [screaming]
>> Thank you, Marty. You look pale as well.
>> Sir, sir, sir, we have an urgent
plumbing issue.
>> Plumbing on it, Mr. Guligan.
>> There is a clogged toilet in room 348.
It's okay. We all get stomach aches, Mr.
Bigfoot.
[screaming]
>> Hey kids, reel it in. You're only
supposed to make mom and dad miserable.
>> Now, now, is that any way to behave?
This is a hotel, not a cemetery.
>> Hi, Uncle Drax.
>> Dra, how are you?
>> Wayne, my old friend.
>> Couldn't wait for this weekend. Always
great to be out of the shadows for a
couple days.
>> The family looks beautiful. Let me just
clean up their filth. Housekeeping.
[snorts]
[crying]
>> Frankie, my boy. Look at you. Still
traveling by mail, Mr. Chipo. Huh?
>> It's not a money thing. I have a plane
phobia. Okay. I mean, at any moment,
those engines could catch
>> fire. Yeah. Yeah. Fire. Bad.
>> We know.
>> Adjust this part. Ted, come on. DOES
THAT LOOK LIKE FRANKENSTEIN'S HEAD?
>> HEY, DRE. BUDDY, what's going on with
your cape there?
>> What do you mean?
>> Who pitched me?
>> Guilty. You're irresistible.
>> Yes. Very amusing, invisible man. Hello.
Great to see you. [laughter]
Ah, never gets old.
>> Missed me. Miss me. Miss me. Miss me.
>> Okay, you win. Hold this bacon. Why am I
holding B? Ah, [laughter]
no. Get them all out.
Here comes the party.
Hello, Murray. [screaming]
>> Drake, what's up, buddy?
>> The sand. Murray. The sand. Always with
the sand.
Wolfie Wanda Frank.
[groaning]
[screaming]
>> I love this guy. You're always bringing
at full tilt. You're looking skinny,
too, now that you're just ahead.
>> Okay, you'll pay for that.
>> So, what's up, Dra? The hotel is looking
off the hook.
>> Hey, guys, watch this.
>> By the way, you were right about those
directions.
>> Oh, good. Good.
>> Yeah. I took the tigers through the Nile
and there was absolutely no traffic.
>> You're kidding me. Right in my lobby.
>> Jack, I swear, man. I I don't run like
that
housekeeping.
I was not the cause of that. [laughter]
We're ready.
>> If only Martha were here to see this.
>> She's always here, Wonder. Okay,
friends. I am so glad you are here to
celebrate another birthday for my sweet
little Mavis and another successful year
of refuge FROM THEM.
THESE ARE recent human images our
surveillance has uncovered. They are
getting fatter so as to overpower us.
And they are wearing less clothing,
allowing more movement to strangle us or
cut open our heads and put candy in
them. But they will never find us here.
Evil villain, YOU WILL NEVER WIN. OKIE
DO. The fun starts in 30 minutes. Right
now, I have to see my little girl. She's
not SO LITTLE ANYMORE.
>> YES, SHE IS.
What's going on out there? Are we at the
hotel?
>> Frank, did you book us for a tandem
massage? Did you get us a table at
Hunchbacks? Did you do anything?
>> You're welcome.
>> What's going on,
>> Dad? You said that when I turned 118, I
could go out into the world like every
other adult that gets to come and
[music] go from this hotel. But maybe
wavy, it's not safe. Blah blah blah.
Dad, 30 years ago, you promised. I
remember we were both eating mice and
you specifically said that you gave me
your work.
[music]
[music]
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