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Gather round!
Gather round.
Can everybody see me?
Can you all hear me?
Excellent.
In light of the dark events of recent weeks,
Professor Dumbledore has granted me
permission to start this little
duelling club
to train you all up
in case you ever need
to defend yourselves,
as I myself have done on countless occasions.
For full details, see my published work.
Let me introduce
my assistant, Professor Snape.
He has sportingly agreed to help
me with a short demonstration.
Now, I don't want any of you
youngsters to worry.
You'll still have your Potions master,
when I'm through with him.
Never fear.
One, two, three.
Expelliarmus!
Whoa!
Do you think he's all right?
Who cares?
An excellent idea to show them that,
Professor Snape.
But if you don't mind me saying,
it was pretty obvious
what you were about to do.
And if I had wanted to stop you,
it would have been only too easy.
Perhaps it would be prudent
to first teach the students
to block unfriendly spells, professor.
An excellent suggestion, Professor Snape.
Uh.
Let's have a volunteer pair.
Potter, Weasley, how about you?
Weasley's wand causes devastation
with the simplest spells.
We'll be sending Potter to the
hospital wing in a matchbox.
Might I suggest someone
from my own house?
Malfoy, perhaps?
Good luck, Potter.
Thank you, sir.
Wands at the ready.
Scared, Potter?
You wish.
On the count of three,
cast your charms
to disarm your opponent.
Only to disarm.
We don't want any accidents here.
One.
Two.
Everte Statum!
Rictusempra!
I said disarm only!
Serpensortia!
Don't move, Potter.
I'll get rid of it for you.
Allow me, Professor Snape.
Alarte Ascendare!
[Harry speaking Parseltongue]
[Harry speaking Parseltongue]
[Harry speaking Parseltongue]
Vipera Evanesca.
What are you playing at?
You're a Parselmouth.
Why didn't you tell us?
I'm a what?
You can talk to snakes.
I know.
I mean, I accidentally set a python
on my cousin Dudley at the zoo once.
Once.
But so what?
I bet loads of people here can do it.
No, they can't.
It's not a very common gift, Harry.
This is bad.
What's bad?
If I hadn't told that snake
not to attack Justin—
Oh, that's what you said to it.
You were there.
You heard me.
I heard you speaking Parseltongue,
snake language.
I spoke a different language?
But I didn't realise...
How can I speak a language
without knowing I can?
I don't know, Harry,
but it sounded like you were
egging the snake on or something.
Harry, listen to me.
There's a reason the symbol
of Slytherin House is a serpent.
Salazar Slytherin was a Parselmouth.
He could talk to snakes too.
Exactly.
Now the whole school's
gonna think you're his
great, great, great grandson or something.
But I'm not.
I can't be.
He lived 1,000 years ago.
For all we know,
you could be.
I'll see you back in the common room.
Caught in the act.
I'll have you out this time, Potter.
Mark my words.
No, Mr Filch.
You don't understand.
Professor.
I swear I didn't.
This is out of my hands, Potter.
Professor Dumbledore will be waiting for you.
Sherbert lemon.
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