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Oh my god. Under personal comments, New
York Knicks rule.
>> Yeah, the Knicks rule.
>> So, you must be going somewhere fancy to
celebrate.
>> Uh-huh. Um, next game.
>> Uh, aren't you a little overdressed?
>> Hey, you know what? I've never had a
one-year anniversary before. So, no
matter where we go, I'm wearing
something fancy pants and I'm going to
put on my finest jewelry and we're going
to have sex in a public restroom.
You guys do that? Chandler won't even
have sex in our bathroom.
>> That's where people make number two.
>> Excuse me. Anniversary.
Excuse me. Anniversary.
Um, yeah. Sir, could you could you move
your nachos? They're in my seat.
It's my anniversary. Here
we are. Can't believe it's been a whole
year.
>> I know. This has been the best year.
This has been the best year of my life.
>> Me, too. I never thought I could love
someone this much.
>> I feel the same way.
>> You're so generous and kind, and you're
amazing in bed.
It's our anniversary.
>> Knicks fans, please turn your attention
to the big screen on the scoreboard.
Someone has a special question to ask.
>> Oh, how lame. Oh, it's so tacky and
impersonal.
>> Really?
>> Oh, it's the worst way to propose.
>> Excuse me.
We were at the game and this guy
proposed to his girlfriend on the big
screen thing.
>> Oh, that is so tacky.
>> Well, that's what I said. But it turns
out Mike was planning on proposing to me
that same way last night.
>> Oh my god. Mike was going to propose.
>> Baby, that's huge.
>> Well, do you want to marry him?
>> Yeah, I really do. Yes, but after I
dumped on the way he was going to
propose to me, I don't think he's ever
going to ask again. I mean, I said no in
Barbados and now this.
>> She's right. If I were a guy. And
>> did I just say if I were a guy?
>> Maybe you don't need him to propose to
you. Maybe you could propose to him.
>> Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Isn't
that a little desperate?
>> I proposed to Chandler.
>> All right, moving on.
>> Well, I don't think it was desperate. I
think it was amazing.
>> Thank you.
>> Well, do you think I should propose?
>> I think it could be kind of great.
>> Absolutely. You'll love the feeling.
There's nothing like it.
>> Okay. Okay. So, how should I do it? How
about at a game on the big screen?
>> How about at a foot locker?
>> What? What? He obviously thinks that's a
nice way to be proposed to. Plus, he'd
never suspect it. Yeah, that does make
sense.
>> Great game, huh?
>> Why do you keep looking at the screen?
>> I'm not. I'm praying.
Please let the Knicks win. Thank you,
Thor.
>> Where you Where you going?
>> Going to go to the bathroom.
>> Well, I think you should wait.
>> Why?
Well, if you don't if you don't hold it
in, you don't you don't get all the
nutrients.
>> Knicks fans, please turn your attention
to the big screen on the scoreboard.
Someone has a special question to ask.
>> Mike Hanigan, will you marry me?
>> Get a load of this. She's proposing to
him. Yes, we know who wears the pants in
that family.
Well, that's not very enlightening.
>> Hey, hey,
boo. Boo you.
>> Would you like to go to a basketball
game with no?
>> You know, it's funny basketball because
I happen to have tickets to
um
Who likes the Nick?
What do you think?
>> Oh, well, as a single woman who is
available,
>> I think you look great.
>> Huh?
>> Yep. Oh, yeah. You look great.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, this looks great.
>> Um, so you like it?
>> I do. I do. I love it. In fact, I I
think I'm going to wear it home.
>> Great.
>> All right. Well, thank you so much for
all your help.
>> Well, I guess uh I guess this is it.
>> Thanks. Maybe I'll see you in the
spring, you know, with the uh for the
bathing suits.
>> Well, well, you don't want to do that
now.
>> That's okay. I
>> Anyway, hopefully I I'll see you around
sometime.
>> Basketball.
>> Sorry.
>> I uh I have two tickets to the Knicks
game tonight if you're interested. Just
as a thank you for this week.
>> Wow, that would be great.
>> Really?
>> Yeah, that would be fantastic. My my
nephew is crazy about the Knicks.
This is fantastic. Thank you so much,
Rachel.
>> Good morning.
>> Hi.
Okay, for next time, what do you say?
>> I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket.
Not two tickets. I have an extra ticket.
>> So, the first time you asked a guy out,
he he turned you down.
>> He didn't turn me down. He's at the
game, isn't he? I got the date. I'm just
not on it.
>> Okay. What have we always wanted to do
together? braid each other's hair and
ride horseback on the beach.
>> No, no, no. When you get home tomorrow
night, you and I are going to be at the
Wizards Knicks game.
>> Courtzside. Courtside. Oh my god.
>> Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordan will dive for
the ball and break my jaw with his knee.
>> That is so cool. I'll let Monica know.
>> Hello.
>> Joey just called. He's got courtside
Nicks tickets for him and me tomorrow
night.
>> Really? But but tomorrow night's the
only night I get off from the
restaurant. If you go to the game, then
we won't have a night together for
another week.
>> But it's courtside. The cheerleaders are
going to be right in.
>> That's not the way to convince you.
>> Taylor, look, I don't want to be one of
those wives that says you can't go to
the game. You have to spend time with
me. So, if you could just realize it on
your own.
>> I I know you're right. I want to see
you, too.
I just got to figure out a way to tell
Joey, you know, he's really looking
forward to this. Tell him that you
haven't seen your wife in a long time.
>> Tell him that having a long-distance
relationship is really difficult. Tell
him that what little time we have
together is is precious.
>> Yeah, I'll think of something.
>> Hey guys, what should I wear to a Knicks
game?
>> Uh, a t-shirt that says I don't belong
here.
>> You have Knicks tickets?
>> Yeah, my mom got my dad's season tickets
in the divorce, so she just gave them to
me. Yeah, apparently they're they're
pretty good seats.
>> Oh my god, those are almost right on the
floor.
>> Do you guys want these?
>> Yeah.
>> Can we Well, you got them.
>> Just give us our apartment back.
>> Oh, I didn't see that coming.
>> Are you serious?
>> Oh, come on. We know what these are
worth.
>> What do you think? We're stupid. Not
stupid. You're meaner than I thought.
>> What do you say?
>> Forget it. Okay. I'm not giving up my
bachelor pad for some basketball seats.
>> Your bachelor pad? Have you even had a
girl up here?
>> No,
but uh Joey has and I usually talk to
them in the morning time.
Oh. Oh, God.
Hey, you want a beer?
>> I know.
>> Open it up. Open it up. Open up.
>> We'll discuss it in the morning.
What the hell is going on?
>> We took our apartment back.
>> Sup,
dude.
Take whatever you want. Just please
don't hurt me.
It's like playing a little PlayStation,
huh?
That's whack.
PlayStation
is whack.
Sup with the whack PlayStation sump.
Huh?
Come on. Am I 19 or what?
>> Yes. On a scale from one to 10, 10 being
the dumbest a person can look, you are
definitely 19.
>> Come on, man. Really? How old?
>> Young. You're a manchild. Okay, now go
get changed because everybody's ready.
And please Oh, please keep my underwear.
>> Oh, thanks.
>> Okay,
>> Monica, we got a question.
>> All right, for the zillionth time, yes,
I see other women in the shower at the
gym. And no, I don't look.
>> No, not that one. We're trying to figure
out who to bring to the Knicks game
tonight. We have an extra ticket.
>> Yeah. Ross can't go. So, it's between my
friend Eric Prower, who has breath
issues, and Dan with the poking. Did you
see that play? Do you want some more
beer? Is that Spike Lee?
>> Okay.
>> Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
>> Okay. Uh, hey Richard. If you had an
extra ticket to the Knicks game
and you had to choose between a friend
who smelled and one who bruises you, who
would you pick?
>> Wow. Well, being a huge Knicks fan
myself, I think you should take someone
who's a huge Knicks fan.
>> Okay, that's Eric.
>> Glad to be of help. Matches.
I meant why don't you take Richard to
the game?
>> What?
>> I don't know.
>> Come on. He keeps his fingers to himself
and he's always minty fresh.
>> I know. Rich's really nice and
everything. Uh it's just that we don't
know him really well, you know. And plus
he's, you know, older
than some people,
but uh younger than some buildings.
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