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So, I saw this video in my suggested. It
was about Ultra Ever Dry, which is
apparently as good at repelling water as
I am women. Look at how water just runs
off this paper and how this tissue,
which I remind you should be absorbing
the water, is instead playing God.
Instantly, a million questions flooded
my mind. Like, what happens if you put
this on a boat and put the boat in
water? If can I put this on my feet and
walk on water? These were just things I
needed to know. So, I went to Amazon and
I bought a couple gallons of this stuff
and this was the result. So, like any
logical person, the first question I
needed answered was if I spray this
stuff on my underwear, can I just pee in
them all the time and it stay dry?
Chris.
Some of my pee is still on the
underwear.
You've got some pretty thick pee.
What do we do?
It never happened.
Yeah, I don't think we sprayed both
sides.
Yeah.
Next, I wanted to test a clip Ever Dry
[music] had in their video.
Oh.
This shirt is covered in Ever Dry. This
designer Supreme shirt isn't.
Thanks.
No, they only did the front of his
shirt, not the back.
See how I'm super disgusting? Come up
here.
[laughter]
I have grass in me. Why do I have grass
in me? You can see a clear difference.
This is the front. It's a little It's
got the water drops on but they'll come
off. And then this is the back. Look at
my tie though.
My tie has splattered on here. Let's
dunk the whole tie.
That actually is pretty cool.
[laughter]
Flashback cuz I think my mouth is open.
Paper towel covered in Ever Dry versus
ketchup.
It's not working like it did in the
video.
I don't know what demonic crap they're
doing, but my Ever Dry must be broke.
Now, if you guys have ever used a paper
towel before, if you guys have ever used
a paper towel before. Not quite sure why
I thought some of you have never used a
paper towel before. Of course they
[ __ ] used a paper towel before. You
know, it absorbs water. Look at this.
It's not absorbing water.
You can throw this.
This is a roll of paper towels.
Wow, it's actually not really that wet.
Waterproofing my underwear works so well
that when I pee in the middle of the
night it just runs on my bed sheets. So
of course now we have to waterproof my
bed sheets.
In this clip we covered a cotton ball in
Everdry and I think Chris summed it up
perfectly.
That one's pretty cool.
We then took a bagel which oddly enough
looks like a butt hole and waterproofed
it.
I feel like a bagel would be kind of
waterproof anyway.
Yeah.
Afterwards we waterproofed a wallet and
I just realized leather is waterproof so
that was unnecessary. I want to dunk
this cinder block in this water but it's
really heavy.
You rang?
Yeah, that was my Viking call. Hey, can
you dip this in the water tank for me?
It's like it's really heavy but you're
like A BIG BOY.
NOW LIFT it out.
And look, that's the part with Everdry.
That's the part without it.
All right Mr. Viking, you can go.
Okay.
Remember guys, if you ever need a VIKING
JUST GO
THEN WE WATERPROOFED my merch because
apparently I haven't plugged it in the
last five videos and yeah, not plugging
your merch equals no sales. Yeah, that's
been that's been pretty rough.
Did you miss?
[laughter]
Hey.
And that's where the Ever Dry is. And
look at it just running down and not
sticking like it is.
Holy crap, the Ever Dry comes all the
way back here.
Yeah.
Jake, you got on his Yeezys.
No, did I really?
Yeah. This is like the fifth time you've
hit me with an egg.
Keep going.
OH [laughter] GOD.
[music]
I DON'T THINK THE EVER DRY IS WORKING ON
THE SIDE OF THE VAN.
HERE, let me try.
I missed.
The Ever Dry is over there.
Oh, is it's it's where?
It's in the back of the van.
Oh, okay.
Ah, crap, I missed again.
there.
Oh.
It's not right there.
Okay.
It's not right there.
Okay, okay.
It's more like right there.
Got you.
And you were throwing like right there.
Got you, got you. So,
[laughter]
So, I shouldn't be throwing right
there. Be throwing right
here, right?
Yeah.
Ah, crap, I got my pants wet. Here,
Chris, can you hand me that towel?
You should have waterproofed your pants,
man.
Yeah, I know. Wait a minute.
This towel is waterproof. How am I
supposed to clean my pants but when the
towel is waterproof? It doesn't do
anything. Look, water just bounces off.
Well, I guess my pants will forever be
wet cuz every towel here is waterproof.
think your hand is waterproof either.
Your hand got more wet than the towel.
Oh, yeah, look at that non-waterproof.
Look at that crappy hand. There's
nothing good about this hand at all.
In that clip, we were talking about
Chris's hand, which clearly meant we
were about to start talking about him
moisturizing. And now I'm sitting here
listening to two grown men talking about
Chris moisturizing. And I'm just
wondering where I went wrong with life.
So, in Ever Dry's official video, they
did this thing where they outlined their
logo in Ever Dry and then shot paint at
it. And it looked really cool. So, I
thought I'd redo it in my office by
spelling out Shop Mr. Beast on the wall.
[laughter]
Hey, look, it worked.
No, Chris, it uh it it it didn't work.
Not quite sure what the [ __ ] you're
looking at. We then made the big mistake
of giving two man childs paint [music]
and a hot dog.
Flying wiener.
[laughter]
Stop playing Fortnite. We have to make
videos.
Dude, every YouTuber makes Fortnite
videos. Just give me a couple months to
get good and we'll be fine. Way easier
Way easier than what we currently do.
I'm sick of it. You know what? I just
want to be like every YouTuber.
Come on.
Yeah, I knew you would do that. It's why
I waterproofed my keyboard. Watch this.
It's still like pretty
Well, darn. I guess I can't play any
more Fortnite. Now we have to go
All right, I guess I'll make videos. I
know a lot of you guys out there are
atheists, and for all of you atheists,
please explain this. This is how paper
normally reacts when it's hit with
water. Pretty stereotypical. Now watch
this. If it's a piece of paper with
PewDiePie on it, look how it reacts.
It just bounces right off of him. So,
atheists out there, EXPLAIN THAT.
EXPLAIN IT!
IT'S LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. This is how
a burrito normally reacts to water.
As you can see, it's just Yeah, see,
this is a terrible burrito. This is how
a Chipotle burrito reacts to water.
It's kind of the same. We waterproofed
this, right, guys? Why does Why does Is
waterproofing not work on burritos?
Now we have burritos in the water.
[laughter]
There's so much rice everywhere.
They ask you how you are, and you just
have to say that you're fine, when
you're not really fine, but you just
can't get into it because they would
never understand.
A lot of you guys are really young, so
here's a recommendation for all you
parents watching with your young kids.
See, instead of changing their diapers
all the time, just waterproof them and
you can just use the same diaper
forever.
Nice.
Chris, my work gloves are kind of dry.
Can you moisturize them for me?
I'm a moisturizing expert.
Yeah?
Here we go.
Oh, okay. All right.
There you go.
Chris, the moisture just it just falls
off. It appears my gloves are
water-proof, which means they're
moisture-proof. What do we do?
Moisturize the stress away. Give it to
me, boss.
Here.
My gloves are still water-proof.
Oh, no. Mine hands are covered in
moisturizer.
Well, mine aren't.
I'm super moisturized now.
WELL, I'M NOT.
[screaming]
ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS DUMB.
[laughter]
WE THEN proceeded to torture Alexa by
dipping her in water as punishment for
not reordering my WET WIPES.
OH, HO! OH, YEAH.
BRO.
There's a reason Jeff Bezos is the
richest man in the world.
Yeah.
Google Home, on the other hand, was
listening to a conversation I had one
time in my living room and now I'm on
the FBI watch list. So, take this,
Google Home.
So, this one literally will not come on.
We unplug it.
Plug this bad boy in.
Watch it. Wait for
Um
Up next, we have a metaphor for you
guys. These boots are the Beast Gang
Pawlers and this water is the haters.
The haters, they just brushed right off.
The haters can't touch us, Beast Gang
Pawlers. We just dab all over them.
We're the strongest, most litest family
on the internet. But, look at that. The
haters are trying to touch us, but look,
even the haters pile up, we just do
that.
Boom, they're gone.
Those boots really don't like Mountain
Dew, do they?
Nope.
Oh gosh. Well, we have this sacrifice
going, I think it's time we replace our
memes.
Let's replace our memes. Here you go.
Let's burn our old memes. Donating to
attractive Twitch streamers and saying I
was milking it.
Am I going to die?
Memes are Memes are fun to burn. They're
in my Oh.
Our second meme that must be burnt is
PewDiePie.
It says meme review in Japanese.
Be gone, PewDiePie.
It's smoky in here.
Yeah, I know. Is our fire alarm going to
Oh, wait, we don't have one.
[laughter]
We disabled our fire alarm cuz we do so
many indoor videos.
Our next meme is Is this good content?
We all know it's good content. Let's put
the fire right on PewDiePie's face.
Adding into a word doesn't make it
funny. PewDiePie reviewed it, which
means now the meme is dead, so this one
really has to burn.
Try not to breathe the dots. So, look
guys, this tissue is waterproof.
Look at that.
So, we're going to use the waterproof
tissue to put out the fire.
Oh.
Take that, fire.
Okay, get into it.
So, I'm not trying to die.
Well, this went from a normal video to
let's burn stuff indoors, and uh yeah.
The moment you've all been waiting for.
[music]
We put water repellent on the bottom of
these done deer flip flops. Millions of
years of evolution have led us to this.
Will water repellent on my feet allow me
to walk on water?
Aw.
Maybe you should walk out a little
further. Maybe it just needs the
Maybe it Yeah. Oh god, I'm losing my
foot. Where'd it go?
Oh gosh. Oh god. All right. Well, I lost
my flip flop. Oh Oh, I lost that one.
All right. Well, I'm just going to
walk in defeat. Uh defeat.
Mr.
Beast
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Mr.
Beast
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Mr.
Beast
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