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Chris, I'm worried. Is Stewie still
unconscious?
Maybe he's just sleeping.
Is Stewie in here?
Yeah, yes.
Well, can you give him to me? It's time
for his dinner.
Oh, don't worry, Mom. We'll bring him
down. Anything I can do to make your
life a little easier.
Well, you could always grab the vacuum
and clean up the living room floor.
Oh, sure. I'll take care of that. Are
you uh running off to your job?
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Kids, what is taking so long? Dinner's
ready.
Aha. Look at my little cowboy.
Come on, Stewie. Up in your high chair.
Boy, he must be starving.
Yep, he's really chowing down.
Hey, how's the food, Stewie?
Brian, have you decided who's going to
star in your show?
Well, it's a tough role. I mean, Byron
is a 25-year-old single father going
back to finish college so he can do
right by his 4-year-old daughter. So,
it's got to be somebody who can project
a certain amount of world-wise and
sophistication while at the same time
retaining a certain youthfully
passionate idealism.
You know who'd be good? Big Jaw's.
Well, actually, in my mind, there's only
one actor who could do this role. Elijah
Wood.
Oh, Elijah Wood. I got a little bit of a
crush on him, I have.
Oh, oh, look, Lois. We're spun.
Okay, ready? 1
2 3
Yes. I GOT 5 SECONDS.
HA.
NO GRAVITY.
THERE he is.
Oh, go on.
No, REALLY, GO ON.
HI, I'M TODD GOLDSTEIN, SENIOR executive
of programming here at the network. We
are so happy to be working with you.
I hope you brought the magic wand you
wrote this with.
Yep, it's right here. Watch, I'll turn
this beautiful princess into a toad.
Ribbit.
Oh, all right. I can tell this is going
to be a fun process. You know, Brian,
you've spun gold into these pages and
it's our job to bring that gold to the
screen. So, what do you say we get this
casting session started, huh?
LET'S DO IT.
YEAH!
OKAY. NOW, OBVIOUSLY, WE love Elijah
Wood for the part of Byron as much as
you do. The audition is just a
formality. Let's bring him in.
Elijah.
Hi, everyone.
Hey, Elijah.
Woody.
So, should I just jump into this?
Whenever you're ready.
Okay, I'll read you in, Elijah. Now,
this is the scene where Byron's
professor fails him for missing the
chemistry midterm to take his daughter
to the doctor.
I'm sorry, Byron. Missing the midterm is
an automatic failure.
Go ahead, Professor Watkins. Fail me if
you want. Give me an F on the exam. I
don't care because I got an A today as a
dad. Maybe this is news to you, but love
isn't some element on your periodic
table. So, you know what? Keep your
chromium and magnesium because I
discovered a much more precious element.
I discovered dadmium.
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