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THE THING I WANTED MOST. I MADE A FRIEND.
HER NAME IS JODIE.
SHE NEEDED A PEN, SO I LENT HER MINE --
WHICH IS WHY I WROTE THIS ENTRY
WITH A PAINTBRUSH DIPPED IN YOGURT.
BUT SHE SMILED AT ME!
FROM THIS MOMENT ON, I KNEW WE WERE GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS!"
Darwin: DUDE, THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IMPRESSION!
THANK YOU.
BUT I'M STILL NOT CONVINCED WE SHOULD BE READING THIS.
[ Normal voice ] AH, COME ON, WE DID THE PROS AND CONS.
MM.
OKAY, QUITE A FEW CONS,
BUT ON THE PROS SIDE...
[ Anais' voice ] "I HOPE I GET MY GROWTH SPURT SOON.
I'M TIRED OF USING THE CAT DOOR AT GRANNY JOJO'S HOUSE
BECAUSE I CAN'T REACH HER DOORKNOB."
[ MUFFLED CHUCKLE ]
OKAY, LET'S JUST READ A LITTLE MORE.
"TODAY, I GOT TO SIT WITH JODIE IN THE CAFETERIA.
SHE STILL LOOKED HUNGRY AFTER FINISHING HER LUNCH,
SO I GAVE HER MINE.
JODIE WAS SCARED SHE'D GET A BAD GRADE FOR HER SCIENCE PROJECT,
SO I GAVE HER THAT, TOO.
[ LAUGHS ] SHE WAS RIGHT.
SCIENCE IS NOT HER STRENGTH.
BUT I WAS HAPPY TO HELP MY FRIEND.
LATER ON, WE WALKED BACK HOME TOGETHER.
SHE SAID SHE WAS TIRED, SO I CARRIED HER BAG."
[ Normal voice ] WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS JODIE'S TAKING CREDIT FOR ANAIS' WORK,
GETTING HER TO CARRY HER STUFF, AND EATING HER LUNCH!
YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE?! YOU.
NO, I MEANT [SIGHS] YOU KNOW ANAIS.
IN SPITE OF BEING CLEVER AND SARCASTIC,
SHE'S ALSO FRAGILE AND WEIRD, AND SHE HAS TROUBLE FITTING IN.
AND THIS PERSON IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER WEAKNESS,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S CALLED?!
A GUMBALL?
UH, UH, YEAH, BUT --
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DO THAT, OKAY?!
I JUST DON'T THINK ANAIS SHOULD HANG AROUND
WITH THAT KIND OF PERSON.
NOW YOU SOUND LIKE MRS. MOM.
[ Mrs. Mom's voice ] NO, I DON'T!
[ Normal voice ] I REFUSE TO LET OUR LITTLE SISTER
GET TRICKED BY THIS PARASITE!
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
ANYWAY, I GOT TO GO.
CAN YOU SEE HER?
LOOK HARDER! NO.
[ GRUNTS ]
NO, I MEANT -- [GASPS]
THERE SHE IS!
HUH, FUNNY, SHE LOOKS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED.
DARWIN, GIVE ME YOUR SHOE.
THIS WILL TEACH YOU FOR TOYING
WITH MY SISTER'S FEELINGS!
OW!
SO, JODIE, ARE YOU HUNGRY, FRIEND?
[ BOTH GASP ]
DO SOMETHING!
UH...
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
NO -- ABOUT HER!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ GROANS ]
I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
WHAT?
GIVE ME YOUR SHOE!
UH, HOW ABOUT WE JUST WAIT AND SEE
IF SHE'S ACTUALLY AS BAD AS YOU THINK?
[ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT.
JODIE, WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT?
SURE.
BEST FRIENDS?
W-WELL...UH...
UM, DO YOU WANT SOME CANDY?
UH, OKAY.
WHAT'D YOU WANT? DON'T WORRY -- I'LL BUY ONE OF EACH.
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL --
SADNESS FOR OUR LITTLE SISTER
OR ANGER AT THAT HORRIBLE FREELOADER!
HOW ABOUT BOTH?
[ BOTH GRUNTING, CRYING ]

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