Kitchen Captain
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Kitchen captain 6:00 in the morning
trying to get packed in.
>> For [ __ ] sake.
>> I get the packs in. I put the text out.
I bring a few slags in.
>> Wow.
>> I've got the weed in. When I start
leaving, you can get snacks in.
I like to watch nature films and cry cuz
I find it relaxing, yeah.
6'3" but built like a senior's netball
captain.
>> Hello.
>> I've got a gut like a pregnant bird on
stilts to tell that I'm packed in.
>> [music]
>> I rap about weed most days, so 10/10
plugs and packs in.
>> Thank you.
>> I used to sniff gifted cocaine quick
till my chest would collapse.
>> Dirty girls I'm attracting. Anorexic
ones I'm fatting.
>> Yeah.
>> They want me to teach them tantric sex,
but who wants to know who's asking? I
leave your girlfriend panting,
screaming, sweating, gasping. I'll leave
her cervix hurting so much and now she's
following aspirin.
>> Spit 30 bars, I do that with ease.
[music] Grind me like a big mac with
cheese. Some of these MCs are irritating
like cats and fleas. I used to sell CDs
and MP3s and packs [music] of weed.
Everybody knows my face, but I don't
livestream like IShowSpeed.
>> I used to have plenty of grades,
wrapping up blunts 20 a day. I used
[music] to go raving in park holes,
buzzing my tits off on MDMA. My willy
was bendy and grey. You can ask Lily,
and Wendy, and Paige. I'm a dirty,
horrible [ __ ] Just lock me up now and
send me away.
>> Wow.
>> I used to drink lukewarm Pimms no mix
for the bottle at midday. I used to tip
bags and [ __ ] off mates, you could say I
was a piss take.
I used to claim that I get paid next day
then say there was a mistake. I used to
text 10 plus beers cuz I figured that I
had a [ __ ] hit rate. If I do drugs I'm
>> I don't like Mormons, find them cringe.
I don't mean the Mona Lynch. I can't
shag her, she had awkward minge.
>> They say I'm the awkward king. I feel
all tight like a weighted spring. I just
eyeball 2 3.5s like a trap by I am the
potion king. [music]
>> I'm a king, my flow is royal. Don't piss
me off or make my blood boil. If you try
like rugby, it might get ugly and I
don't mean a gargoyle. I used to sell
cannabis oil and grow my crops in
organic soil. Sold 50 zeds of Swiss blue
cheese in 0.6 10 bags in foil.
>> When it comes to the cocaine preference,
I like the fire like moths. I would lay
in my pants all day then cry then turn
to a goth.
I like the narco [music] import white,
but it made me soft.
I'm in the leaves all day now clinging
to my wood like slugs.
I used to roll up smoke big fat joints
in my school playground. When I took
class A's I started racing around like a
greyhound. I realized that I was young
and stupid now that I finally came
round. I used to sniff random powder
start making strange [music] sounds.
Kitchen captain 6 in the morning trying
to get bags in.
I get the packs in. I put the techs I'll
bring a few slags in.
I've got the weed in. When I start
leaving you can get snacks in.
I like to watch nature films and cry cuz
I find it relaxing. Yeah.
