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- Chris has five hearts.
Every time he laughs, he loses a heart.
And if he loses all his
hearts in this video,
he gets pelted by a hundred eggs
and then gets slime dropped on top of him.
- What? I didn't know about the last part.
- Pew.
- Oh wait, wait, wait.
- A smile doesn't...
- That was a laugh.
- A smile doesn't count as a laugh.
- , it was close.
, it's like that was close.
- You just want to pelt
me with a hundred eggs.
- And slim you, yes. Someone
give this man a raise.
- Ooh, nice.
Oh, he's Fortnite dancing.
- He's getting into it. Let's go.
Throw it back.
Hey. Okay.
He's running from the
cops on roller skates.
- That's genius.
They'll never be able to catch him.
- I got you a present.
- Beans. I watched too much TikTok.
You know the comments was right,
they say that you laugh at everything,
just to make me laugh.
- Of course.
- Oh.
- Elmo.
- Superheroes getting some dance.
- Those aren't superheroes.
Elmo is a superhero? Dora?
- I ate Mr. Boosty Beasty
for the first time.
Mr. Beast, Mr. Bust.
- Mr. Bust.
- Stop watching so much TikTok.
- To be fair, this was like a big meme.
This was everywhere.
- That was funny but also kind of sad.
I don't know why I put that one in.
- Sometimes watching
kids get hurt is funny.
As long as they're okay.
- I bet we get him on this.
So we got a chicken nugget
and some dipping sauce.
- Yeah.
- I knew it.
I knew we'd get him.
- Imagine being the person
at the bottom, just bam.
- Imagine losing a life 'cause you laugh.
- Imagine Dragons.
- These nuts all over your face.
- Yeah.
- Four hearts stand between him
and a hundred eggs and slime.
- I can do this.
- We'll see.
Let's go.
- That was close. That's cute.
Look at that armadillo go.
- When your son makes
his own riding lawnmower.
- I'm gonna see Tucker doing this
out in my backyard one day.
- This wasn't even funny, I
just thought this was cool.
- That is actually cool.
- Hey, if you're this kid
here and you can prove it,
I'll send you a thousand dollars.
- Wow.
- Okay.
- I saw this one, sorry.
- Stop watching so much Tiktok.
- I do watch a lot of Tiktok.
- That would've got him
if he hadn't seen it.
He, oh my god.
- I think I actually sent you this.
- I don't ever watch
the Tiktoks you send me.
- Wow.
- 'Cause he send like five a day.
- I send way more than five a day.
This foo.
- That's funny, I thought
we'd get him on that.
- Did you know you can
stick a fork to a wall
with tape, but you can't without tape.
- That was a laugh.
- That was a nose exhale.
- Which is a laugh.
- I breathed outta my nose.
- Are we reviewing the footage?
That's a laugh, that is 100% a laugh.
You exhaled air and you smiled.
That is a laugh. Lost another heart.
- Look at this distinguished gentleman.
Look at the way he is
sitting. Yes, very...
- It looks like he's got hands.
- It does. It's adorable.
- They must have thought I left.
- Huskies are so freaking loud.
- They're like, "Mom, Mom, you left!"
She's like, "I was pooping."
- Away for five minutes.
They're like, "Mom, we're so scared.
We don't know where the food comes from."
- Do a flip.
- Op.
- Okay, so look at this.
- You're lucky I saw this one.
- Aye, stop playin' fool.
- Yo, not only did I see this one,
the top comment was "Grandpa
looks like he's playing
fruit ninja."
- Oh my God.
It's not even windy, like
why is it wavy like this?
Brandon? Oh my God.
- Good for Brandon.
Me when the soup's good.
- Good soup.
- I wanna be that guy.
- I'm fast.
I'm so fast, you couldn't
even comprehend how fast I am.
- Back over here.
- I laughed.
- Oh, I didn't even notice.
All right, he lost a heart.
- You didn't see his butt cheeks?
- No.
- You didn't...
- Wait, was his butt out?
- Yeah, his butt cheeks.
- I was like, that was...
Oh, I was like that
wasn't even that funny.
- Oh my God.
- All right, Chris now
has two lives remaining.
You should have just
not told me you laughed.
- I mean the entire comment
section would've been like...
- That is true.
- That's what you guys sound like.
- All right, what about this
guy giving himself a bowl cut?
- See, that's not funny 'cause
I had a bowl crut growing up.
- He did, here's the picture.
- Stop.
- Here's the picture a hundred times.
- I'm not gonna send that picture.
- Oh, don't cover up that mouth.
- Hi.
- Keep that mouth uncovered.
Okay?
- 3.
- 2, 1.
- Go.
- That was a laugh.
- That's not a laugh.
- New rule,
you make it where the
camera can't see your face,
we're counting it as a laugh.
- That's unfair.
- Yeah. Well dude, you
keep doing this bendy bend
how'd we know if you laugh, you laugh.
- I bend your mom.
Living God is among us,
is among us.
Yo, I'm a dad, I'll be doing this one day.
All the dads gotta get out and
investigate what's going on.
Look at 'em all just doing dad talk.
I'm allergic.
- Jeffrey.
- Jeffrey Bezos.
- Just got the new door pretty clean,
if I do say so myself.
- We'll keep going.
- That's 'cause of my sneeze.
- Well that there
ain't nothing but a Tuesday
for you cornstarch crusaders.
- We're not stopping.
Should do the fart echo thing.
- Yeah, farts are always gonna be funny.
- Oh.
- Yo cat, you met your match, Dog.
- Yeah. He can't do me nothing about it.
I love that.
- Nope, we're not stopping.
- Oh, wait...
- Seven times eight?
- 56.
- Oh, sorry man.
- You can't do math.
It's 56.
- I'm smart.
- Oh.
- I didn't even realize that at the time.
- Yo.
- From the United Kingdom.
- Yo, KSI really said I can't do maths,
but I can punch.
- SpongeBob Russian.
- I will dismantle this
oppressive establishment,
- Board by board.
I will saw the tables of tyranny in half.
Gnaw at the ankle of big business.
Squidward's gonna be so proud.
- What anime is this?
- That's dangerous.
- She died.
- Oh, you lost life.
- That's not fair, she
died from a backflip.
- It's anime, it can happen.
So Chris is now down to his last life.
- To reduce head injuries,
have been found to cause crushed tracheas,
severe spinal damage and
violent decapitation.
- Daddy's home. Hi Dad.
- How many lives do I have left?
- One.
- Okay, just making sure.
- You already know what's going on, dog.
- Hey, Mom made pancakes.
- Oh, I was gonna tickle
him, but he laughed.
- That was more of like a nose exhale.
I had something in my nose.
- That was a laugh.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- What to get slimed?
- I hate you.
Do a test throw on the wall,
I want to see how how hard it...
Oh no.
- All right, me and the
boys all have 25 eggs
and we got a Chris over here.
Go.
So , don't feel bad,
it's his fault for laughing.
- You really had the audacity to laugh.
- Yo, he's still laughing.
- All right, there's a hundred.
It's hundred!
- I don't think that's hundred.
- It's going down my butt.
- And now Chandler with
the final touch of slime.
Hit him with it.
- I'ma yeet it.
- Hit me with the bucket.
- Oh, that's gross.
Oh god.
- No.
- Okay.
And that's the video, subscribe.
- Why do I do this?
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