Celebrity

(uptempo music)

(uptempo music)

(uptempo music)

(audience cheering)

♪ On my way to rehab ♪

♪ 'Cause when you're a celebrity ♪

♪ It's adios reality ♪

♪ You can act just like a fool ♪

♪ And the pressures that go with ♪

- Is this soy?

♪ They'll write some awful stuff ♪

- Taste that, well, taste that, taste that.

- ♪ But the more they run my name down ♪

♪ The more my price goes up ♪

♪ 'Cause when you're a celebrity ♪

♪ It's adios reality ♪

♪ No matter what you do ♪

♪ People think you're cool ♪

♪ Just 'cause you're on TV ♪

- Do you taste soy?

- ♪ I can fall in and out of love ♪

♪ Have marriages that barely last a month ♪

♪ Being a celebrity ♪

- Um, I found somebody here who's a country musician.

We had such chemistry.

- ♪ So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west ♪

♪ To the land of the fun and the sun ♪

♪ We'll be real world Bachelor, Jackass millionaires ♪

♪ Hey, hey, Hollywood ♪

♪ Here we come ♪

- Just something that sparkles about him.

- Chicks dig rhinestones.

- Can I get a mocha soy latte?

- ♪ Yeah when you're a celebrity ♪

♪ No matter what you do ♪

♪ People think you're cool ♪

♪ Just 'cause you're on TV ♪

- Oh, oh! (gasps)

♪ I can throw a major fit ♪

♪ When my latte isn't just how I like it ♪

♪ When they say I've gone insane ♪

♪ I'll blame it on the fame ♪

♪ And the pressures that go with ♪

♪ Being a celebrity ♪

- I want to show you how ridiculous this hat looks.

- ♪ Yeah celebrity ♪

- You're right

♪ Oh, oh ♪

Oh where's my coffee?

- Hey! Hey!

What are you doing in my car?

- Um, (stammers) I was just, uh,

- Get out of my car. - Okay.

- It's a valuable car. - It's, it's really nice.

- You put 200 miles on my car!

- Second, second gear st-sticks a little bit.

- You got it into second gear? - Yeah.

- How'd you do that?

(music ends)

- Caca.

- Uh.

- (Beep)

- Oh.

- Performance is (beep).

I like the, uh, the end of the song.

- You mean the guitar part where it goes high?

- No, the end of the song, I like it. The end.

- You mean-

- No. You know when the song ends?

- Yeah. - And you come to a stop?

I love that.