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[English]

Okay. What is it about me? Do I not look

fun enough? Is there something repellent

about me?

>> So, how was the party?

>> Well, it couldn't have been worse. A

woman literally passed through me. Okay,

so what is it? Am I hideously

unattractive?

>> No, you are not. You are very

attractive. You know what? I go through

the exact same thing. Every time I put

on a little weight, I start questioning

everything.

>> Whoa. Whoa. I I I put on a little

weight.

>> Did you want

[laughter]

>> No, not weight. You know, more like

insulation.

>> Chandler, I'm unemployed in dire need of

a project. You want to work out? I can

remake you.

>> Oh, you know, I would, but that might

get in the way of my lying around time.

>> Please.

>> All right. Okay. All right. But if we

put on spandex and my boobs are bigger

than yours, I'm going home.

Your boobs are fine. Look, I never

should have said anything. Come here.

Come here.

>> Oh, can't make hands meet.

>> Okay, let's do it.

>> What?

>> Nothing. Just never seen your little

stretchy pants before.

And we're changing.

[laughter]

She's insane. The woman is insane. It's

before work. It's after work. It's

during work. She's got me doing butt

clenches at my desk.

And now they won't bring me my mail

anymore.

[laughter]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

>> Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not

running on a Sunday.

>> Why not?

>> BECAUSE IT'S SUNDAY.

It's God's day.

>> You say stop and we stop.

>> Okay, [laughter]

stop.

>> No. Come on. WE CAN'T STOP. COME ON. WE

GOT THREE more pounds to go. I am the

energy train and you are on board. Woo!

Woo! Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

>> Monica, [music] it's 6:30 in the

morning. We're not working out. It's

over.

>> No way. With one pound to go, come on.

We're working. We're moving. We're in

the zone. We're grooving.

>> Okay. I don't I don't mind the last

pound. Okay. In fact, I kind of like the

last pound. Okay. So, don't make me do

anything that I'll regret.

>> What you going to do, fat boy? Huh?

What? [laughter]

>> Nothing except tell you uh I think it's

wonderful how much energy you have.

>> Well, thanks.

>> I mean, especially considering how tough

it's been for you to find work.

You know, [laughter]

>> you know, I mean, you can't tell your

parents you were fired because they'd be

disappointed.

>> Uh-huh.

>> And it's not as if you have a

boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.

[cheering]

>> Well, no, but I

>> I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have

difficulty just getting out of bed at

all.

You know, I try to stay positive.

>> So, you you feel like going for a run.

[laughter]

>> All right.

>> Because you know, you don't have to. If

you want, you could just take a nap

right here.

>> Okay.

Just for a little while.

>> Okay.

[laughter]

>> [cheering]

>> tie my shoes. So, you go ahead. I'll

catch up. Okay. Okay.

>> Come on. LET'S START RUNNING. LET'S GO.

[laughter]

[music]

You guys, I'm telling you, when she

runs, she looks like a cross between

Kermit the Frog and the $6 million man.

[laughter]

>> Monica had such a crush on him that she

used to kiss his poster every night

before she went to bed.

>> Oh, I used to do that, too.

>> Did you also have his album? It's not

easy being green. [laughter]

>> Oh,

[laughter]

so Phoebe runs weird, huh?

Yeah. Yeah. You know what? And and I

know she's going to want to run again. I

just don't I don't know how to get out

of it. I mean, I live with her.

>> Why don't you just be straight with her?

Tell her the truth.

>> You're right.

>> You're right. I should just tell her the

truth.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> Hey, Bab. Monica tripped me. I don't

think I can ever run again. Ever.

[laughter]

>> Why? Why would you do that?

>> I don't know. [laughter]

>> Rachel, I'm I'm sorry that I hurt your

ankles. Ankle. We'll see.

>> Oh, yeah. Uhhuh. It's me. I saw you grab

your running shoes this morning and

sneak out. You lied so you could run by

yourself.

>> No. No, Phoebe. No, I was No, you know

what? I was I was actually just checking

to see if I could run, and I can.

>> Please, Rachel. I am not an idiot. NO,

>> WAIT, PHOEBE.

>> [music]

>> HEY, PHOEI. Can I talk to you for a

second? Sure. Okay. Um, I

[laughter]

Phoebe, look, I just wanted to say that

I'm sorry. Okay. I handled the situation

horribly and and I should not have lied

to you.

>> So, what should you have done?

>> Well, I I should have told you the

truth.

>> Uhhuh. which is

well, [laughter]

you know, the reason that I didn't want

to go running with you is because um

well, you know, the way that you run is

just a little

[laughter]

>> So, well, it's embarrassing. People were

looking at us like we were crazy.

>> Why do you care? Because they're people.

But people that you don't know and will

never see again.

>> Yes, but still they are people with

eyes.

>> [laughter]

>> Well, I didn't get embarrassed running

next to Miss.

[laughter]

>> But Oh, okay. No, no, I can see why

running with me would be embarrassing to

you. Yeah. Okay. You're uptight.

>> What? I But I am not up.

Listen, I am not uptight, man.

[laughter]

>> That's okay, Rachel. I'm not judging

you. That's just who you are. me, I'm

more freak, you know? I run like I did

when I was a kid because it's the only

way it's fun, you know? I mean, didn't

you ever run so fast you thought your

legs were going to fall off, you know?

Like when you were like running toward

the swings or or running away from

Satan,

[laughter]

the neighbor's dog.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm so sorry. You're right. This feels

great.

>> See, and you don't care if people are

staring. It's just for a second CUZ THEN

YOU'RE GONE.

>> GOD, I MEAN, IT'S AMAZING. I FEEL SO

FREE AND SO GRACEFUL.

[laughter]

HEY, look out for the horse. [laughter]

>> You want to play rough? We can play

rough.

>> Let's get ready to rock.

[music]

Y'all ready for this?

>> [music]

[music]

>> Get her. Get her. Get her.

>> I love this game.

>> [cheering and applause]

>> You know, Rachel, funny thing actually,

uh, the end zone starts at that pole, so

you're five feet short. So,

We win. [cheering]

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. So, explain

something to me, though. If if nobody

tagged Rachel, then isn't the place

still going?

[music]

Kathy. Kathy. Hi, Kathy. Kathy.

>> [music]

>> Cy

got

Gabby

moving.

Cathy.

>> Hey, Chandler. What are you doing here?

>> Well,

I just want to say hey.

>> Hey.

>> Okay.

>> I'm out.

>> I'll play you.

>> Okay. Mike, you don't you don't know

what you're doing.

>> She gets crazy. This scar is from

Pictionary. [laughter]

>> I think I'll be all right. You want to

volley a bit for sir?

>> Sure. Go to

>> Oh.

>> Oh, by the way, um I'm awesome.

>> Oh, dear God, there's two of them.

You ready to play?

>> Hell yeah.

>> Did you know this about him?

>> No idea. I I thought he was soft like

you.

>> You want to make it more interesting?

>> How much were you thinking?

>> 10 bucks a game.

>> Make it 50.

>> I'll make it a 100.

>> 1,000.

>> Okay.

>> Let's see who goes first. Uh, you got a

quarter?

>> No. Either you girls got a quarter.

[laughter]

>> Honey, try to focus the trash talk on

him.

Monica, you call it. Heads. No tails.

Not heads. Tails.

>> Oh, what are the chances? [laughter]

>> Ha. My point.

>> Oh, no. I don't think so. No. According

to standard table tennis rules, if at

any time a player uses his non-rackcket

bearing hand to touch the playing

surface, he or she forfeits the point.

[laughter]

>> Oh, I'm sorry. I I think I think that

may have missed the table. Oh, do you?

>> Uh, y

>> do you?

>> Uh, y

>> do you?

>> Uh, yeah.

>> You really find this attractive on him?

>> Oh, yeah. Are you telling me you're not

even a little turned on by Monica right

now?

[laughter]

>> I think this is the first time in our

marriage that I felt like the more

attractive one. [laughter]

>> All right. Come on, Mike. You can beat

her. Knock that dog off her head.

Damn it. I SLEEP WITH HIM.

[cheering]

>> Game point.

>> Don't get too cocky. Remember, I won the

last one. Oh, by the way, how did that

feel losing to a girl?

>> You know, you should really look in the

mirror before you call yourself that.

>> No, no, no.

>> And that's how it's done.

>> Okie dokie. You've each won a game and

I've lost what's felt like a year of my

life.

>> So, everybody goes home a winner.

>> Best out of three.

>> That's what I'm thinking.

>> Should I use my invisibility to fight

crime or for evil?

>> Serve the ball, chump.

>> Give up, champ.

>> Okay. Better comebacks, Mike. Better

comebacks.

>> I can't just walk away. I I put in 4

hours. But look, you knew this about me

when you married me. You agreed to take

me in sickness and in health. Well, this

is my sickness.

>> What about the obsessive cleaning?

>> That's just good sense. [laughter]

[laughter]

>> You okay?

>> No, no, no, honey. I'm okay. I shake it

off. Oh god. No shaking. No shaking. No

shaking. [laughter]

Oh my god. I can't play.

>> So, you forfeit.

>> Mike wins.

I can't believe it.

I lost.

>> No, you didn't.

>> What?

>> Because I'm going to play for you.

>> You can't do that.

>> Ah, it's okay. I don't care which of

them I beat. [laughter]

>> Okay, we're taking that pedal home,

mister.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey, you don't have to do this.

>> Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why

you have to win so badly, but if it's

important to you, then it's important to

me because I love you.

>> But you suck.

[laughter]

>> You're welcome, sweetheart.

>> All right, Mike. Let's get this over

with. Sudden death. Whoever wins this

point wins. Okay.

Oh my god, you're good. It's like

[applause] watching porn.

[laughter]

>> And that's how it's done. [laughter]

[cheering]

>> Oh my god. Oh my god. That was so

[applause] amazing.

When did you Hold on. I almost forgot.

LOSER.

>> [laughter]

>> WHEN DID YOU stop sucking?

>> I never sucked. I just didn't want you

to know how good I was.

>> Why?

>> I don't know.

>> Well, this is so great. Now we can enter

into doubles tournaments.

>> That's why.

>> Hey. Hey.

>> So, uh, Estelle, line up a bunch of

auditions for me tomorrow and I'll have

my health insurance back in no time.

[laughter]

That's great. But shouldn't you be on a

toilet right now?

[laughter]

>> What? What's wrong with you? Nothing.

Well, I I I got this blinding pain in my

stomach when I was lifting weights

before and then I uh passed out and uh

haven't been able to stand up since. But

uh I don't think it's anything serious.

>> This sounds like a hernia. You have to

you go to the doctor.

>> No way. Hey, look. If I'm going to go to

the doctor for anything, it's going to

be for this thing sticking out of my

stomach.

That's a hernia. I have to start working

out again.

Damn you 15s.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
repellent /rɪˈpɛl.ənt/ B2	adjective - causing disgust; aversive
unattractive /ˌʌn.əˈtræk.tɪv/ B2	adjective - not pleasing to look at
insulation /ˌɪn.sjʊˈleɪ.ʃən/ B2	noun - material that reduces heat loss or noise
unemployed /ʌnɪmˈplɔɪd/ B2	adjective - without a job
project /ˈprɒdʒ.ekt/ B1	noun - a planned piece of work verb - to plan or develop something
spandex /ˈspæn.dɛks/ B2	noun - a stretchy synthetic fabric
stretchy /ˈstretʃ.i/ B1	adjective - able to be stretched
insane /ɪnˈseɪn/ B1	adjective - crazy; mentally ill
clenches /klɛn(t)ʃɪz/ B2	verb - to close tightly, especially muscles
energy /ˈen.ə.dʒi/ A2	noun - power or vitality
zone /zoʊn/ B1	noun - an area with distinct characteristics
groove /ɡruːv/ B2	verb - to move rhythmically, often dancing
regret /rɪˈɡret/ B1	verb - to feel sorry about something that happened
obsessive /əbˈses.ɪv/ C1	adjective - preoccupied with something to an excessive degree
invisibility /ˌɪn.vɪz.ɪˈbɪl.ɪ.ti/ C1	noun - the state of being invisible
forfeits /fɔrˈfeɪts/ C1	verb - to lose a right or claim as a penalty
cocky /ˈkɒk.i/ B2	adjective - overconfident; arrogantly self‑assured
hernia /ˈhɜːr.ni.ə/ C1	noun - a protrusion of an organ through a wall of the cavity that contains it

Key Grammar Structures

• Okay. What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough?

  ➔ Tag question with negation

  ➔ The phrase "Do I not look" is a tag question with negation, used to seek confirmation or agreement.

• A woman literally passed through me.

  ➔ Adverb 'literally' for emphasis

  ➔ The word "literally" is used here to emphasize the absurdity of the situation, though it’s not meant in a literal sense.

• I can remake you.

  ➔ Modal verb 'can' for ability

  ➔ The modal verb "can" is used to express ability or offer to do something.

• If we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm going home.

  ➔ Conditional sentence Type 1

  ➔ This is a Type 1 conditional sentence, used to talk about possible situations and their likely results.

• She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk.

  ➔ Present perfect continuous

  ➔ The present perfect continuous is used to describe an action that started in the past and continues up to the present.

• Because it's Sunday. It's God's day.

  ➔ Emphasis with 'It's... It's...'

  ➔ The repetition of "It's" is used to emphasize the importance or finality of the statement.

• We're working. We're moving. We're in the zone.

  ➔ Present continuous for current actions

  ➔ The present continuous is used to describe actions happening now or around now.

• You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed.

  ➔ Use of 'because' for reason

  ➔ The word "because" is used to introduce the reason for the previous statement.

• I think it's wonderful how much energy you have.

  ➔ Use of 'how' in exclamatory sentences

  ➔ The word "how" is used here to express admiration or surprise in an exclamatory sentence.