– English Lyrics

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[English]

[Music]

My sticky

shoe. My sticky sticky

shoe. Why you stick on me,

baby? Thanks for the lights, honey.

[Applause]

Cold makes you sound so brave. It's fun.

God, I love how sexy I am.

So, I need to write some depressing

stuff to go with my new bluesy voice,

but nothing that sad has ever really

happened to me. Well, um, how about your

mom dying or having to live on the

streets when you were 14?

Uhhuh.

Oh, yeah. I could write about the time

my hair did that woohoo thing.

Is that the heartbeat? That's it. Oh my

god. Oh wow. This is so cool.

Have we talked about the possibility of

multiple births? Well, why don't we just

take care of this one? And should I get

pregnant again, I'll hold on to your

card. Okay.

No, I'm getting three separate

heartbeats.

Three? You guys are worried I wouldn't

even have one.

Doctors are wrong all the time.

Well, well, so are are you sure that

there are three? Definitely. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my

god. I mean, so in a few months, I'm

going to have three full grown babies

just walking around inside

me. Oh. Oh. And it's going to be like

one of those log rides when they just

come shooting out.

Actually, giving birth to three babies

is not that different than giving birth

to one. What do you know?

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Oh my god. No. Shoot, kitty. No. No. No.

No. Shoot. Come on. You. Come on.

Crazy. Oh my god. What? Nothing.

Nothing. What? What's wrong?

I

just I just have this really strong

feeling that this cat is my mother. You

mean the mom you met in Monttok? She was

a cat.

No, no, no. She was a human lady. This

is the spirit of my mom, Lily, the one

that killed herself. Are you sure she's

in the cat? Or have you been taking your

grandma's glaucoma medicine again? No,

Dr.

Skeptismo. I'm sure. First of all, okay,

there's the

feeling. Okay. And for another, how

about the fact that she went into my

guitar case, which is lined with orange

felt.

My mother's favorite fish was orange

ruffy.

Cats like fish.

Hi, Mommy.

Oh, I haven't seen this smile in 17

years.

[Applause]

Dude, Phoe's mom's got a huge P. Let it

go.

[Music]

So, you guys having any luck getting rid

of the entertainment center? Well, there

were a couple calls last night, but uh I

don't think any of them are going to

work out. Yes, Joy has a very careful

screening

process. Apparently, not everyone is

qualified to own wood and nails.

Stop it. Stop it. She keeps squirming

and trying to get away just like when

she was alive.

So, Feebs, how long is your mom going to

be with us? Well, I'm not sure. I mean,

I guess until she, you know, gets used

to the fact that there's, you know, a

new mom,

you know. I think she's worried that

she's going to she's going to be

replaced. Well, that's not going to

happen, is it? No.

Okay. I have to return a call in the

other room. Why can't you use the phone

in here? Well, I'm returning a call from

a certain mom at the BEAC.

I just spelled the wrong word.

So guys, am I crazy or does Phoe's mom

remind anyone else of a cat?

Ross, don't start. Come on. You can't

tell me you actually believe that that

there's a woman inside that cat. I

believe it.

No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you do.

You know

what? You're not going to suck me into

this. Oh, sure I am. Because you always

have to be right. I do not always have.

Okay.

Jurassic Park could happen.

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You guys, you're never going to believe

what I just found tacked up on a

telephone pole. Looks kind of familiar.

Apparently, Phoe's mother also goes by

the name Julio.

So, you guys, there's a little girl in

Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you

know what that means? Yeah. $200 reward

split five ways.

Do we have to tell her? Yes, we have to

tell her. Oh, but it's made her so

happy.

Little girl misses her cat. Crazy lady

thinks her mother is in a cat.

Okay, you know what? I have to go have

dinner with my son. Can I trust that

when you see Phoebe, you will tell her?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Hate when Ross is right.

He is right, isn't he? You know what? I

think this might be one of the times

when he's wrong. You think? You think?

Oh, no. He's right.

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Hi. Hi.

Uh, Feebs, about your mom. Yeah.

How's that going?

So great. Oh, we took a nap together

today. My mom fell asleep on my tummy

and purrred.

That's so sweet.

I'm going to get some coffee. Okay.

Huh? What' you say, Joe? I'll be right

there.

Feebs. I just feel so

All right. I'm coming already.

[Music]

Do you need to tell

her? Okay, fine.

Shees. Yeah. Hi. Hi. Listen.

Uh, this cat belongs to a little girl.

All right. There are flyers all over the

place. I'm sorry,

sweetie. Hey, we can take her back with

you if you want.

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Oh, but you know, she chose to find me.

I mean, I have to respect her decision,

right?

That's a good call. Yeah, that's right.

No, no. Look, hey, enough is enough.

Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or

whatever about spending time with your

new mom, but this is not your old mom.

This is a cat. Okay, Julio the

cat. Not mom. track.

Okay,

Ross, how many parents have you lost?

None. Okay, then you don't know what it

feels like when one of them comes back,

do

you? I believe this is my mother. Even

if I'm wrong, who cares? Just be a

friend, okay? Be supportive.

I'm sorry.

Okay. I don't know what to

[Music]

say. You could say you're sorry to her

mom.

I think she would like that.

Come here. Here. Come here. Come

here. Mrs.

Buffet. Sorry about what I said. Um, it

was it was insensitive of me to say that

you were just a cat.

when clearly you are also the

reincarnated

spirit of my friend's mother.

Thank

you. We both forgive you.

So, honey, what are you going to do

about the little girl? Yeah. Okay.

Listen, um, Mom, I hope you know that

you still mean a lot to me and you're

welcome to come back anytime.

Fees, if she could come back as a couch,

we'd really appreciate my little

brother's Mary.

Guys, why didn't you tell me you were

alope? Cuz it just sort of happened, you

know? We were at the courthouse. We were

having lunch. Wait, wait. Why are we at

the courthouse? We were having lunch.

Yeah. And then all of a sudden we were

like, "Hey, you know, we're here. We're

having lunch. Let's get married." Right.

A year and a half ago, I didn't even

know I had a brother. Now I have a

sister, too.

Oh, it's so great. Oh,

okay.

Okay. Stop it. Don't.

So, I'm going to get you a gift now. Is

there anything you need? Uh, yeah.

We've been trying to get pregnant uh

pretty much ever since we got engaged.

Thought thought we'd get a jump on

things. You know, no one's getting any

younger

because the thing is we um we're not

able to, you know, uh conceive, you

know, and we've tried everything. We've

seen a bunch of doctors. Yeah. And they

and they say that their that our only

chance to have a baby is that if they

take my sperm, her egg, and put it

together in a dish, and then put it into

another girl. So, we were wondering if

you could be the girl that we could put

it

into. That's a really nice gift.

down the streeting.

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I don't know. Does it even work without

my sexy voice? I like it.

Dunther, kiss me.

[Applause]

And I'm still waiting for my paper

machine.

Thank you, my babies.

They make you take an oath? No, I made

myself take one. Yeah. No fooling around

with clients and um always be prepared.

[Laughter]

Yeah, that one's actually from the Boy

Scouts, but it just makes good sense.

Why don't you just give them to somebody

else? No, I can handle it. No, I'm a

professional.

Oh, Fibs, is that a new ankle bracelet?

Well, and you got a pedicure. Your feet

are all dressed up.

Because that's the only part of you he

can see when he's on the table.

You're going to do some feet flirting.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Then how do you explain the tow ring?

Because it's Arabian princess day at

work. Okay, leave me alone. I met this

cute bridesmaid. She is so I I don't

want to hear about her. A thieves. You

know you're still my number one girl.

No. No. We have an emergency. Okay.

Rachel's coming to London. Oh, great.

Isn't that great? No, she's coming to

tell Ross that she loves him. But he

loves Emily. I know

that. You have to stop her. She's going

to ruin the wedding. Okay.

Okay. So, then I've done my part. Okay.

It's your responsibility now. The burden

is off me. Right. Right. So, tell me

about this girl. It's just that now that

they're in me, it's like it's like I

know them, you know, and

and it's just not it's not going to be

easy when you know these little babies

have to go away.

I know,

sweetie. But it's not like you're not

going to have anything. I mean, you're

going to have nieces and nephews. In

some ways, that's even better. Yeah.

Okay. No, really. Really, Fibs? I mean,

you're not going to be the one worrying

about saving for college or yelling at

them when they're bad, you know, or

deciding to put them on rolin when they

just won't calm

down, you know? I mean, you're going to

be the one that they come to when they

want to run away from home and the one

they talk to about sex. You just get to

be cool Aunt Phoebe.

Cool Aunt Phoebe.

I am pretty cool.

Oh, yeah. And you know what else? Oh my

god. Are they going to love you?

They are going to love me.

Thanks you guys

again. Sweetie,

thanks. Oh, what? Oh god. Just kidding.

Ah, what? Oh my god. Oh, got you again.

You're so easy. I sat on Santa's lap.

Asked him to bring my friends all kinds

of crap.

said, "All you need is to write them a

song." Now, you haven't heard it yet, so

don't try to sing

along. Now, don't sing

along.

Monica,

Monica, have a happy

[Music]

Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus. He said hello

to Ross.

And please tell

Joey

Christmas and Chandler.

[Music]

[Applause]

Happy holidays everybody.

Hey. Hey. Wow. It is true what they say.

Pregnant bellies look like a drum.

Uhhuh. No. It's just I'm so pregnant

that I my guitar doesn't fit anymore.

So, I thought till I'm not, I'm just

going to play all my songs on this drum.

It sounds really cool. Listen. Listen.

Okay. What are they feeding you?

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Oh, Feeb. That sounds great. I know. I

know. And I've only been playing for

like an hour.

Phoebe. Phoebe. Hi. Hi. What are you

doing here? Um, actually, I came down to

ask you a big favor. Oh, well, don't

tell me you want to keep more of your

stuff in my uterus.

[Music]

No, no, no. Okay. Now, see, I want to

name the girl baby Leslie. And, um,

Frank wants to name one of the boy

babies Junior Jr.

Wouldn't that be Frank III? Don't get me

started.

Anyway, um since there are three babies

and um we both got to put our names in,

we would be truly honored if you would

name the other boy baby.

That's so nice. Oh. Oh, cougar.

You think about

it. Your nails Oh, I know. I never wear

fake ones. I just did it so my mom

wouldn't give me grief about fighting

them. Oh, no. I meant It's weird that

you only have nine now.

Oh my

god. Wait a minute. I had him when I put

Oh my god. It's in the

key. Oh my god. Okay, don't panic. I'm

going to go to the store. I'm going to

get you another set of nails. No one's

going to know. And you're going to look

great.

Oh. Oh, it's cuz they're going to eat

that's the problem.

Honey, don't bite your

nails. Okay. Uh, please don't freak out.

Um, but uh there's a blue fingernail in

in one of the kiche cups and there's no

way to know which

one. And whoever finds it wins the

prize. Have a game. Oh, this is great.

What's the game? What's the Um, well, it

doesn't have a name. No. Okay. Phoebe

Ball. No, it doesn't have a name. Um,

okay. Monica, what is your favorite

thing about trees?

They're green. Good. Good. Five points.

All right.

All right.

Joey, same question.

Uh oh. They're tall. Three points.

Both fine answers, but we were looking

for Leafy. Leafy.

That's not even a game. Shut up. We're

winning.

You want to finish this right now? All

right. We get a deck of cards. High card

wins. What do you say? Fine. Let's do

it. Oh, I have cards. Oh, good. Yeah.

Here. Oh, no. Well, these are the trick

deck. Okay. Here. Yes. Okay. Okay. You

guys uh you guys pick first. Okay. Okay.

Four. That's a low one. Okay.

Phoebe, you look. I can't do it. What

makes you think I can?

Ace.

Why are you screaming and hugging? Well,

because we want our apartment back.

What? Ace is high. Jack, queen, king,

ace. No. Ace is low. Ace two, three,

four. I don't

know. Look it. A

right. Let's pick again. Pick again.

Give me. Okay. Okay. Come on, apartment.

Come on, apartment.

I know. Queen is high. Not as high

as it worked. King.

Hey. All right. Listen. Can we watch

cartoons on your television? We need a

porn break. We spent the last two hours

watching In and Out and In again.

So, why don't you just turn it off?

Because then we'd be the guys who turned

off free porn.

Oh, good. You're here. Okay. Hi. What'd

you get there? Oh, this. Well, I'm glad

you asked.

Now, don't you hate it when you have to

cut a tin can with an ordinary steak

knife?

Now, I know what you're thinking.

Pregnant woman slays four.

They didn't make you pay for those

knives, did they? No. Are you sure? No.

Honey, you're not going to make enough

money to help Frank and Alice just by

selling knives. No. No. I know that, but

I'm just need to make enough money for

the second part of my plan. What's the

second part of your plan? My Saturn

dealership.

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
sticky /ˈstɪki/ B1	adjective - tending to adhere or cling; viscous
lights /laɪts/ A1	noun - sources of illumination; lamps or bulbs
brave /breɪv/ A2	adjective - courageous; showing bravery
depressing /dɪˈpresɪŋ/ B2	adjective - causing a feeling of sadness or gloom
bluesy /ˈbluːzi/ C1	adjective - having the character or style of blues music
heartbeat /ˈhɑːrˌtiːt/ B1	noun - the pulsation of the heart; a single beat
pregnant /ˈprɛŋkət/ B1	adjective - carrying a developing fetus inside the womb
cat /kæt/ A1	noun - a small domesticated carnivorous mammal
mother /ˈmʌðər/ A1	noun - a female parent
spirit /ˈspɪrɪt/ B2	noun - the non‑physical part of a person; a ghost; attitude
glaucoma /ɡluːˈkoʊmə/ C2	noun - an eye disease that damages the optic nerve
orange /ˈɒrɪndʒ/ A1	adjective - of the colour between red and yellow noun - the citrus fruit
fish /fɪʃ/ A1	noun - a cold‑blooded aquatic animal with gills
qualified /ˈkwɒlɪfaɪd/ B2	adjective - having the necessary skills, experience, or official approval
screening /ˈskriːnɪŋ/ B2	noun - the process of testing, examining, or evaluating
pedicure /ˈpɛdɪkjʊr/ C1	noun - a cosmetic treatment of the feet and toenails
reincarnated /ˌriːɪnˈkɑːrnətɪd/ C2	verb (past participle) / adjective - born again in a new body after death
embryo /ˈɛmbrioʊ/ C1	noun - the early developmental stage of an organism
uterus /ˈjuːtərəs/ C1	noun - the womb; organ where a fetus develops
bracelet /ˈbreɪslət/ B2	noun - an ornamental band worn around the wrist

Key Grammar Structures

• My sticky shoe. My sticky sticky shoe. Why you stick on me, baby?

  ➔ Present simple tense for habitual actions

  ➔ The phrase "Why you stick on me" uses the present simple to describe a recurring situation.

• Cold makes you sound so brave. It's fun.

  ➔ Third-person singular present tense

  ➔ The verb "makes" agrees with the third-person singular subject "Cold".

• So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go with my new bluesy voice.

  ➔ Infinitive of purpose

  ➔ The phrase "to go with" uses the infinitive form to express purpose.

• Well, um, how about your mom dying or having to live on the streets when you were 14?

  ➔ Gerund after preposition

  ➔ The phrase "having to live" uses a gerund after the preposition "on".

• I could write about the time my hair did that woohoo thing.

  ➔ Past simple with 'did' for emphasis

  ➔ The use of "did" emphasizes the action in the past.

• Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?

  ➔ Present perfect for past actions with present relevance

  ➔ The present perfect "Have we talked" refers to a past action with current relevance.

• I'm going to have three full grown babies just walking around inside me.

  ➔ Future with 'be going to' for definite plans

  ➔ The phrase "I'm going to have" uses 'be going to' to express a definite future plan.

• I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother.

  ➔ Present simple with 'have' for states

  ➔ The phrase "I just have this feeling" uses 'have' to describe a current state.

• Ross, don't start. Come on. You can't tell me you actually believe that there's a woman inside that cat.

  ➔ Modal verb 'can't' for ability/possibility

  ➔ The phrase "You can't tell me" uses 'can't' to express impossibility or strong disbelief.