Okay. What is it about me? Do I not look
00:01
fun enough? Is there something repellent
00:03
>> So, how was the party?
00:08
>> Well, it couldn't have been worse. A
00:09
woman literally passed through me. Okay,
00:11
so what is it? Am I hideously
00:14
>> No, you are not. You are very
00:16
attractive. You know what? I go through
00:18
the exact same thing. Every time I put
00:20
on a little weight, I start questioning
00:22
>> Whoa. Whoa. I I I put on a little
00:28
>> No, not weight. You know, more like
00:36
>> Chandler, I'm unemployed in dire need of
00:41
a project. You want to work out? I can
00:43
>> Oh, you know, I would, but that might
00:46
get in the way of my lying around time.
00:47
>> All right. Okay. All right. But if we
00:53
put on spandex and my boobs are bigger
00:55
than yours, I'm going home.
00:56
Your boobs are fine. Look, I never
00:59
should have said anything. Come here.
01:01
>> Oh, can't make hands meet.
01:06
>> Okay, let's do it.
01:12
>> Nothing. Just never seen your little
01:21
stretchy pants before.
01:23
And we're changing.
01:26
She's insane. The woman is insane. It's
01:39
before work. It's after work. It's
01:42
during work. She's got me doing butt
01:44
clenches at my desk.
01:46
And now they won't bring me my mail
01:48
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:07
>> Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not
02:12
running on a Sunday.
02:14
>> BECAUSE IT'S SUNDAY.
02:16
>> You say stop and we stop.
02:23
>> Okay, [laughter]
02:25
>> No. Come on. WE CAN'T STOP. COME ON. WE
02:28
GOT THREE more pounds to go. I am the
02:30
energy train and you are on board. Woo!
02:32
>> Monica, [music] it's 6:30 in the
02:46
morning. We're not working out. It's
02:49
>> No way. With one pound to go, come on.
02:53
We're working. We're moving. We're in
02:56
the zone. We're grooving.
02:58
>> Okay. I don't I don't mind the last
03:01
pound. Okay. In fact, I kind of like the
03:02
last pound. Okay. So, don't make me do
03:05
anything that I'll regret.
03:07
>> What you going to do, fat boy? Huh?
03:10
>> Nothing except tell you uh I think it's
03:17
wonderful how much energy you have.
03:20
>> I mean, especially considering how tough
03:23
it's been for you to find work.
03:25
You know, [laughter]
03:28
>> you know, I mean, you can't tell your
03:30
parents you were fired because they'd be
03:32
>> And it's not as if you have a
03:39
boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.
03:40
>> I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have
03:46
difficulty just getting out of bed at
03:48
You know, I try to stay positive.
03:56
>> So, you you feel like going for a run.
04:00
>> Because you know, you don't have to. If
04:08
you want, you could just take a nap
04:10
Just for a little while.
04:18
>> tie my shoes. So, you go ahead. I'll
04:31
catch up. Okay. Okay.
04:33
>> Come on. LET'S START RUNNING. LET'S GO.
04:39
You guys, I'm telling you, when she
04:48
runs, she looks like a cross between
04:50
Kermit the Frog and the $6 million man.
04:52
>> Monica had such a crush on him that she
04:56
used to kiss his poster every night
05:00
before she went to bed.
05:02
>> Oh, I used to do that, too.
05:04
>> Did you also have his album? It's not
05:06
easy being green. [laughter]
05:08
so Phoebe runs weird, huh?
05:15
Yeah. Yeah. You know what? And and I
05:18
know she's going to want to run again. I
05:20
just don't I don't know how to get out
05:21
of it. I mean, I live with her.
05:22
>> Why don't you just be straight with her?
05:24
Tell her the truth.
05:25
>> You're right. I should just tell her the
05:29
>> Hey, Bab. Monica tripped me. I don't
05:32
think I can ever run again. Ever.
05:34
>> Why? Why would you do that?
05:38
>> I don't know. [laughter]
05:40
>> Rachel, I'm I'm sorry that I hurt your
05:43
ankles. Ankle. We'll see.
05:44
>> Oh, yeah. Uhhuh. It's me. I saw you grab
05:57
your running shoes this morning and
05:59
sneak out. You lied so you could run by
06:00
>> No. No, Phoebe. No, I was No, you know
06:04
what? I was I was actually just checking
06:06
to see if I could run, and I can.
06:08
>> Please, Rachel. I am not an idiot. NO,
06:12
>> HEY, PHOEI. Can I talk to you for a
06:20
second? Sure. Okay. Um, I
06:22
Phoebe, look, I just wanted to say that
06:30
I'm sorry. Okay. I handled the situation
06:31
horribly and and I should not have lied
06:35
>> So, what should you have done?
06:39
>> Well, I I should have told you the
06:41
you know, the reason that I didn't want
06:48
to go running with you is because um
06:49
well, you know, the way that you run is
06:53
>> So, well, it's embarrassing. People were
06:59
looking at us like we were crazy.
07:01
>> Why do you care? Because they're people.
07:03
But people that you don't know and will
07:07
>> Yes, but still they are people with
07:09
>> Well, I didn't get embarrassed running
07:15
>> But Oh, okay. No, no, I can see why
07:21
running with me would be embarrassing to
07:24
you. Yeah. Okay. You're uptight.
07:26
>> What? I But I am not up.
07:29
Listen, I am not uptight, man.
07:33
>> That's okay, Rachel. I'm not judging
07:39
you. That's just who you are. me, I'm
07:41
more freak, you know? I run like I did
07:44
when I was a kid because it's the only
07:46
way it's fun, you know? I mean, didn't
07:47
you ever run so fast you thought your
07:50
legs were going to fall off, you know?
07:52
Like when you were like running toward
07:53
the swings or or running away from
07:55
the neighbor's dog.
08:02
>> I'm so sorry. You're right. This feels
08:23
>> See, and you don't care if people are
08:26
staring. It's just for a second CUZ THEN
08:28
>> GOD, I MEAN, IT'S AMAZING. I FEEL SO
08:30
FREE AND SO GRACEFUL.
08:33
HEY, look out for the horse. [laughter]
08:39
>> You want to play rough? We can play
08:44
>> Let's get ready to rock.
08:47
Y'all ready for this?
08:58
>> Get her. Get her. Get her.
09:30
>> I love this game.
09:36
>> [cheering and applause]
10:25
>> You know, Rachel, funny thing actually,
10:29
uh, the end zone starts at that pole, so
10:31
you're five feet short. So,
10:34
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. So, explain
10:41
something to me, though. If if nobody
10:42
tagged Rachel, then isn't the place
10:44
Kathy. Kathy. Hi, Kathy. Kathy.
10:56
>> Hey, Chandler. What are you doing here?
11:38
I just want to say hey.
11:42
>> Okay. Mike, you don't you don't know
11:50
>> She gets crazy. This scar is from
11:53
Pictionary. [laughter]
11:55
>> I think I'll be all right. You want to
11:59
volley a bit for sir?
12:01
>> Oh, by the way, um I'm awesome.
12:10
>> Oh, dear God, there's two of them.
12:17
>> Did you know this about him?
12:22
>> No idea. I I thought he was soft like
12:23
>> You want to make it more interesting?
12:28
>> How much were you thinking?
12:29
>> 10 bucks a game.
12:31
>> I'll make it a 100.
12:32
>> Let's see who goes first. Uh, you got a
12:38
>> No. Either you girls got a quarter.
12:40
>> Honey, try to focus the trash talk on
12:44
Monica, you call it. Heads. No tails.
12:48
>> Oh, what are the chances? [laughter]
12:52
>> Oh, no. I don't think so. No. According
13:00
to standard table tennis rules, if at
13:01
any time a player uses his non-rackcket
13:03
bearing hand to touch the playing
13:05
surface, he or she forfeits the point.
13:06
>> Oh, I'm sorry. I I think I think that
13:13
may have missed the table. Oh, do you?
13:16
>> You really find this attractive on him?
13:23
>> Oh, yeah. Are you telling me you're not
13:26
even a little turned on by Monica right
13:28
>> I think this is the first time in our
13:37
marriage that I felt like the more
13:39
attractive one. [laughter]
13:40
>> All right. Come on, Mike. You can beat
13:42
her. Knock that dog off her head.
13:44
Damn it. I SLEEP WITH HIM.
13:50
>> Don't get too cocky. Remember, I won the
13:56
last one. Oh, by the way, how did that
13:59
feel losing to a girl?
14:01
>> You know, you should really look in the
14:02
mirror before you call yourself that.
14:04
>> And that's how it's done.
14:12
>> Okie dokie. You've each won a game and
14:14
I've lost what's felt like a year of my
14:16
>> So, everybody goes home a winner.
14:20
>> Best out of three.
14:22
>> That's what I'm thinking.
14:22
>> Should I use my invisibility to fight
14:24
>> Serve the ball, chump.
14:30
>> Okay. Better comebacks, Mike. Better
14:33
>> I can't just walk away. I I put in 4
14:38
hours. But look, you knew this about me
14:40
when you married me. You agreed to take
14:42
me in sickness and in health. Well, this
14:44
>> What about the obsessive cleaning?
14:49
>> That's just good sense. [laughter]
14:51
>> No, no, no, honey. I'm okay. I shake it
15:01
off. Oh god. No shaking. No shaking. No
15:03
shaking. [laughter]
15:06
Oh my god. I can't play.
15:10
>> So, you forfeit.
15:14
I can't believe it.
15:17
>> Because I'm going to play for you.
15:28
>> You can't do that.
15:30
>> Ah, it's okay. I don't care which of
15:31
them I beat. [laughter]
15:33
>> Okay, we're taking that pedal home,
15:35
>> Hey, you don't have to do this.
15:42
>> Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why
15:44
you have to win so badly, but if it's
15:46
important to you, then it's important to
15:48
me because I love you.
15:50
>> You're welcome, sweetheart.
15:58
>> All right, Mike. Let's get this over
16:01
with. Sudden death. Whoever wins this
16:02
Oh my god, you're good. It's like
16:11
[applause] watching porn.
16:13
>> And that's how it's done. [laughter]
16:21
>> Oh my god. Oh my god. That was so
16:26
[applause] amazing.
16:29
When did you Hold on. I almost forgot.
16:30
>> WHEN DID YOU stop sucking?
16:39
>> I never sucked. I just didn't want you
16:41
to know how good I was.
16:42
>> Well, this is so great. Now we can enter
16:45
into doubles tournaments.
16:47
>> So, uh, Estelle, line up a bunch of
16:56
auditions for me tomorrow and I'll have
16:58
my health insurance back in no time.
17:00
That's great. But shouldn't you be on a
17:03
>> What? What's wrong with you? Nothing.
17:11
Well, I I I got this blinding pain in my
17:14
stomach when I was lifting weights
17:17
before and then I uh passed out and uh
17:19
haven't been able to stand up since. But
17:23
uh I don't think it's anything serious.
17:25
>> This sounds like a hernia. You have to
17:28
you go to the doctor.
17:29
>> No way. Hey, look. If I'm going to go to
17:31
the doctor for anything, it's going to
17:33
be for this thing sticking out of my
17:34
That's a hernia. I have to start working
17:41