I Lost On Jeopardy
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"Weird Al" Yankovic
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- [Man #1] Is Don in the booth?
- [Man #2] He's ready.
- [Man #1] Okay, here we go.
Loosen up, Camera Two.
Cameras One and Three, that's fine.
- [Man #2] In five, four, three, two, one.
- [Man #1] Cue lights. Music.
(drumroll sound effect)
- [Announcer] Now entering the studio
are today's contestants.
("I Lost on Jeopardy"
by Weird Al Yankovic)
This is Mr. Miller Snopkin
from Carbondale, Illinois.
And this is Mr. Leroy Pinkelstein
from Brooklyn, New York.
And this is Alfred Yankovich
from Linwood, California.
These three people will compete
today on Jeopardy.
♪ I was there to match my intellect ♪
♪ On national TV ♪
♪ Against a plumber ♪
♪ And an architect ♪
♪ Both with a PhD ♪
♪ I was tense, I was nervous ♪
♪ I guess it just wasn't my night ♪
♪ Art Fleming gave the answers ♪
♪ But I couldn't get the questions right ♪
♪ I lost on Jeopardy, baby ♪
♪ I lost on Jeopardy, baby ♪
♪ Well I knew I was in trouble now ♪
♪ My hope of winning sank ♪
♪ 'Cause I got the Daily Double now ♪
♪ And then my mind went blank ♪
♪ I took potpourri for $100 ♪
♪ Then my head started to spin ♪
♪ Well I'm giving up, Don Pardo ♪
♪ Just tell me now what
I didn't win, yeah yeah ♪
♪ I lost on Jeopardy, baby ♪
♪ I lost on Jeopardy, baby ♪
- [Announcer] That's right, Al. You lost!
And let me tell you what you didn't win.
A 20-volume set of the
Encyclopedia International,
a case of Turtle Wax,
and a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni,
the San Francisco treat.
But that's not all!
You also made yourself look like a jerk
in front of millions of people,
and you brought shame and disgrace
on your family name for
generations to come.
You don't get to come back tomorrow.
You don't even get a lousy copy
of our home game.
You're a complete loser.
♪ Don't know what I was thinking of ♪
♪ I guess I just wasn't too bright ♪
♪ Well I sure hope I do better ♪
♪ Next weekend on The Price is Right ♪
♪ I lost on Jeopardy, baby ♪
♪ I lost on Jeopardy, baby ♪
♪ I lost on Jeopardy, baby ♪
