Like A Surgeon
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Weird Al Yankovic
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Translate:
(patients murmuring)
(telephone ringing)
- [PA Announcer] Dr. Ross,
please report to emergency.
Dr. Ross.
- Hi, doctor.
- [PA Announcer] Dr. Howard,
Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.
(patients murmuring continues)
(heart monitor droning)
(heart monitor droning continues)
(heart monitor blipping)
(lively upbeat music)
♪ I finally made it through med school ♪
♪ Somehow I made it through ♪
♪ I'm just an intern, I
still make a mistake or two ♪
♪ I was last in my class ♪
♪ Barely passed at the institute ♪
♪ Now I'm trying to avoid ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm trying to avoid ♪
♪ A malpractice suit ♪
♪ Hey, like a surgeon ♪
(chainsaw revving)
♪ Cuttin' for the very first time ♪
♪ Like a surgeon ♪
♪ Organ transplants are my line ♪
♪ Better give me all your gauze, nurse ♪
♪ This patient's fading fast ♪
♪ Complications have set in ♪
♪ Don't know how long he'll last ♪
♪ Let me see that IV ♪
♪ Here we go, time to operate ♪
♪ I'll pull his insides out ♪
♪ Pull his insides out ♪
♪ And see what he ate ♪
♪ Like a surgeon, hey ♪
♪ Cuttin' for the very first time ♪
♪ Like a surgeon ♪
♪ Here's a waiver for you to sign ♪
(coin rattling)
(air whooshing)
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ It's a fact, I'm a quack ♪
♪ The disgrace of the AMA ♪
♪ 'Cause my patients die ♪
♪ Yeah, my patients die ♪
♪ Before they can pay ♪
♪ Like a surgeon, hey ♪
♪ Cuttin' for the very first time ♪
♪ Like a surgeon ♪
♪ Got your kidneys on my mind ♪
♪ Like a surgeon, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Like a surgeon ♪
♪ When I reach inside ♪
♪ With my scalpel, and my
forceps, and retractors ♪
♪ Oh, ho, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, ho, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Ooh, baby ♪
♪ Yeah, I can hear your heartbeat ♪
♪ For the very last time ♪
(heart monitor blipping)
(heart monitor droning)
