Elphie, now that we're ____
I've decided to make you my new ____
Oh, you really don't have to ____ that
That's what makes me so ____
Whenever I see someone less ____ than I
And let's face it, right, who ____
My tender heart tends to start to ____
And when someone needs a ____
I simply have to take ____
I know, I know exactly what they ____
Though it's the toughest ____ I've yet to face
Don't worry, I'm determined to ____
You will be
Popular
You're gonna be popular
I'll teach you the proper ____ when you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and ____, oh
I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your ____
Everything that really ____ to be
Popular
You'll hang with the right ____, you'll be good at sports
____ the slang you've got to know
So let's start, 'cause you've got an ____ long way to go
Don't be offended by my frank ____
Think of it as personality ____
Now that I've chosen to become a ____, a sister, and adviser
Not when it comes to
____, I know about popular
And with an assist from me to ____ who you'll be
Instead of dreary who you were, well, ____
There's nothing that can stop you from becoming populer, 'lar
We're gonna make you ____
When I see depressing ____
With unprepossessing ____
I remind them on their own ____ to think of
Did they have brains or ____?
It's not about aptitude, it's the way you're ____
So it's ____ shrewd to be
...
You're gonna grin and ____ it
Just not quite as ____ as me
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