– Bilingual Lyrics Chinese/English

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

How many times have I searched

Joyful wishes come true

Thousands of years of persistence

Let’s rewrite the story of a good relationship for thousands of years

Finally walked on the red carpet

Let us warmly welcome today’s hero to the entrance

Today we gather together

to witness this sacred ceremony

Mr. Yao, because of your poor management

, the company cannot make ends meet.

And for the future of the company

Are you willing to hand over the management rights of the company

and the position of CEO to Mr. Jia

Are you willing

Don't think about it

You hesitate

Face it bravely

Say it loudly

I wish you a good old man

Mr. Jia

Are you willing to take over the management of the company

And take up the position of CEO of the company

I am willing

Now I announce

Mr. Jia officially becomes the new CEO of Good Luck Company

At the same time, the Good Luck Lai Lai project is officially launched

This is the form of the customers who passed the preliminary selection

and all the customers here

Please make the final decision

Do you have troubles in your life

Are you confused about your career?

Do you have any emotional troubles?

Suddenly you feel that you are not so lucky

Meeting us, Good Luck Co., Ltd.

is your greatest good luck

Good Luck Co., Ltd. will make your life happy

Career is booming

Relationships are smooth sailing

Should the script-killing company be so high-minded? Shut up

Good Luck Co., Ltd. has the most professional attitude

Solve various problems for you

Meet all your requirements

Provide you with the best service

In short, let you experience what it means to have good luck every day

It's him

Mr. Jia, your screening mechanism is fate

Mr. Jia, Ms. Zhao Qingchen

submitted the registration form 5 months ago

But as far as we know

Her main job is street singing

The income is very unstable

We were worried that he would not be able to pay the fees

We rejected him at that time

Unexpectedly, he applied again this time

And we heard that recently

he had many battles with the square dance aunt

Although it was in the form of a competition

There is also a video of his battle online

You can take a look

This video will definitely open your eyes

Jimmy Jimmy

Aga Aga

Jimmy Jimmy

Aga Aga Aga

The beautiful flower tick tick tick tick

Hey hey, enough is enough

Call the customer

Let him come to the company tomorrow

Hello

Is this Ms. Zhao Qingcheng?

We are Good Luck Co., Ltd.

You are so lucky

Congratulations on becoming our customer

Hey, your company suddenly contacted me

It really shocked me

Hey, I have a surprise for you

Hey, it’s amazing

At a young age, he dared to fight with the square dance aunt

Routine operations

Well, your needs must be very challenging.

My needs are very simple.

I loved singing when I was a child.

Teachers and classmates.

They all think that I can sing very well.

But with my image.

I can only sing in the square.

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Hahaha

In short, I want more people to listen to my singing

Haha, I just want these

This costs a lot of money

This book is so expensive

Let me talk about the cost of your needs

What about this payment method

Can I make a IOU with you

Well, IOU is not appropriate

Hey

As the newly appointed CEO of Good Luck Co., Ltd.

I decided to accept Ms. Zhao's IOU

Then you can complete it within three days

Three days on and three days off is just right

Sign the contract immediately

Please hahaha

Oops

Mr. Xia's customer will not pay a penny

Can you approve some funds

What funds should be approved

I just want to use money to solve the problem

What's the point of having a brain?

Think of a way

Don't you have many friends?

Find resources

You know how to do the replacement

Leave it to you

I can't do it

Ms. Zhang

According to what you want to accomplish and what you mentioned

Request

I personally made a three-day schedule for you

The first day is to participate in a large-scale singing competition

Make a successful debut

The second day is to hold a singers club for you

Interact closely with fans

The third day

You will attend the top domestic music award ceremony

and be hosted by the best and most powerful singers in the industry

I will give you the award in person

Are you satisfied with this?

Now the three-day schedule has officially started

I will leave the boss venue to you

Here comes the uncle's wine

Hey, I will add another dish for you

Good, good

The uncle will fill it up for you first

Haha, actually, the uncle doesn't have that much to do

You just need to drink with the uncle

You can do whatever you want

Okay, uncle will definitely accompany you to the right place

Haha come

Come one by one

Uh-huh, big wave, big wave

Uncle, eat first, I'll be busy first

Good, good, good, hey

Do you see me

Try chair No. 1 No. 1

Okay, okay No. 2

Now this kid is singing

Too verbose powder

OK OK

You can drink with me later

Ah ah

After you drink, I will give you something straight

Come on, uncle

OK OK, drink less

Don’t mess up OK OK

Uh-huh

Don’t move and trust me

I’m professional

Teacher Tony

What are you doing to scare people?

The judges asked you to hurry up

Let him wait a little longer

Don’t I still have to modify it?

If I don’t go, who will they do?

Hey, leave quickly

Listen to the customer

It’s so annoying

I accidentally advertised

A little mistake doesn't matter

Impossible is nothing Well

The previous contestants are not satisfactory

I don't know if the last one

can bring us some surprises

Let's wait and see

Unforgettable

I feel the power of music

Overflowing from this contestant's mind

It's really pretty good

Are you the strongest on the surface?

You wait a moment from now on

It will definitely cause a bloody storm in the Chinese music scene

It's a perfect end

Big hat, stop it

I just opened my mouth and you guys turned around

Besides, there is no audience at the competition site

Why is there no audience

Let's feel it

No, I will tear up all the scripts in your hands.

Everything is according to me

Humph

When I stand on the stage

You have to say that I have a premonition

The next contestant

will bring us a new music storm

When I start singing

The three of you should open your eyes together

Nostrils naturally open slightly

When I sing the fourth sentence

You have to hit the button

Hold your head with both hands

Last for 2.5 seconds

Shout hysterically

Yes, this is the sound I want

I have been looking for

Today I finally found it

After singing the chorus

You have to show the state of being hit in the soul

Snap the button and turn around

Join my team

When I sing the last line

You have to raise your hand high to 25 centimeters away from the button

I really like it

None of you want to fight with me

Do you understand

Let’s hum

Hey, hey, what did I say

Storm Music Storm

Hey, I have a premonition

This music storm will bring us a player

I don’t know how long brother can last with this small amount of drinking

That’s right

This is the sound I want

Hey why are you back

I don’t know

Hey hey

I didn’t knock the boss

I didn’t knock wow

Your music makes me very intoxicated

Hey hey hey hey

Ah brake

Don't look at me as the water captain

Let's think of a way

Then I can only drink sheep

Sheep, I am sheep, no sheep

Your music makes me extremely wet

Is it so unpleasant

Hello everyone

I am your anchor Doudou

What I want to talk to you about today is

about the new idol Zhao Xingchen who recently stood out through the talent show

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Can you let me review this kind of video first

This is a live broadcast

It's all improvisation

How can someone

be on the hot search 5 times in just a week

5 times

As you can see

It's on the hot search

And you have now occupied the top 10 of the hot search

I've searched you all the way down the hot search list

I've searched all of you

What's wrong

Okay, I won't care about this hot search

What's important is this fan club

What's more important is

I only have two days left

There was not a single fan of the last variety show

It won’t happen this time, right

Ah, how are you preparing

Uh, about your fan club

Uh, there should be no problem with time

I am the planner

The task is assigned

But I heard that

seems to have encountered some problems at the execution level

This is slightly different from your previous expectation

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As for the difference in this detail

Let the two core backbones of our company

report to you

It is hard to get a ticket

The fans are too enthusiastic

The scalpers started fighting with the fans

The scene was a mess

The clothes were all torn

Mr. Jia was at the scene

If you don’t believe it, ask him hehe

Yes, I went with Mr. Jiang

There was too much noise

The police came

They arrested a few people who were leading the trouble

Guess what?

One of them is a black fan

Take a look

In order to prevent more black fans from lurking among the fans

threatening the personal safety of you and your other fans

Mr. Jia made a very important decision

sold it

and changed it to this charity performance

There is definitely no problem with the craftsmanship

But no one can leave early

We must ensure the effect of the live performance

That won't happen

It's impossible for someone to leave early

Everything has been arranged

He won't not come, right

It's better not to come

Hey, here it comes

I'm sorry

I just went to the hospital

Get in the car

Hey

Why did I get in the car so easily?

I can't go up

Is there something wrong with my legs and feet?

No matter what

I have to be surrounded by fans when I go out

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How can it be so common

This is too common

Why do you think that one comes out one after another

Then where are we going to find fans for you now

Can I make it up for you next time?

No, I don’t have time.

Come on, come on.

The customer is pressed for time.

It seems you need to help set the pace. The mobile phone has radiation

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What’s wrong mom

Zhao Qingchen Zhao Qingchen

Protect Zhao Qingchen

Protect Zhao Qingchen

So you position me as the sunset red singer

Isn’t this what you told me

No one leaves the scene

Let me tell you

If the nurse doesn’t come

They can sit there until tomorrow morning

Hahahaha

The old people are getting older

Their hearts are not very good

So your performance should be as gentle as possible

so as not to irritate them

I have other things to do

I'll come back after you finish the performance

It's complete and every bit different

It was so good just now

How could it be like this

Don't be too sad

Isn’t this the atmosphere?

Don’t worry, he is in good health

Trust me

Hey

No

According to the forecast of the weather department

Our city will have a heavy rain tonight

There is a local heavy rain

Inbound and outbound flights will be affected

Please pay attention to travel safety

Please help me, you and I are too

Be careful yourself

Thank you for helping me arrange the scene

What are you being polite about as a family

Don’t I have to show you the red carpet

I can’t do it

Due to weather

All guest announcements have been canceled

The event has been postponed

Don’t bother me, what should we do?

Find your other ex-girlfriends

You and the other guests

will be at this location

You all be closer

My mother sent someone here to take beautiful photos of you

Take photos quickly

Make a final souvenir

Due to weather reasons

Other guests cannot come

Very sorry

Looking forward to the next cooperation

Collecting things

Brothers

Collecting things

What should I do if I collect things

We agreed to come today

The weather is beyond our control

The earth cannot always revolve around you

No time

You promised me

You must do it

Not sensible at all

This little nurse hasn't been discharged from the hospital yet

Don't tell me that

You have to find a way to get this red carpet up for me

Don't be too willful

I've tolerated you for a long time

No payment at all

Quit

What did you agree to

What do you agree to do

Oops, that

Wait a moment

Get over here

What do you mean by quitting

Even if the customer is so unruly and willful

We must abide by the spirit of the contract

As the CEO of our Lucky Company

Hey, don’t act this way in the workplace

Give us a meal

Are you still the CEO

Is anyone convinced now?

It doesn’t matter whether you are convinced or not

The key is to think of a way

You think about it

I can’t think of it either

Walking on the red carpet

I want to walk on the red carpet

Let's go

Sister, don't drag me

Can we respect each other

Don't drag me

Don't let me go

I'll jump out of here

Your clumsy nonsense can't move anyone

It's too cruel

I feel like I've figured out a way

Hello audience friends

Welcome to the red carpet session of our Supernova Music Festival

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First of all, please focus on our red carpet

Welcome all guests to the entrance

Oh oh oh

Big brother is great

Let’s think of a solution quickly, right

Yes

Welcome Mr. Zhou

Please come here

Wait a moment

Welcome hehe

Uh

These guests all look alike

Haha uh

Today we are really star-studded at the venue

Yes

The presence of all the guests makes our red carpet star-studded

The atmosphere at the scene is getting higher and higher

I just called the director of the imitation show

Who knew there were so many people

The next person who came to us

was our grand finale guest

Ms. Zhao Qingcheng

Hahahaha

Look at these sunglasses

Do they look like a space-time ranger traveling through time

Hahaha

Ms. Zhao Chenchen is our very best

And a very excellent singer

An excellent singer

Welcome the excellent Ms. Zhao Chenchen

The fans are very enthusiastic

Yes, he is greeting his fans

Very nice

Very welcome

Welcome Ms. Zhao

The fans are very enthusiastic and interactive

Very nice

It’s really very nice

Welcome Ms. Zhao

Come on, come on

Come on, come on

Come on, come on

Come on

The winner of the Best Newcomer Award is Ms. Zhao Qingchen

Congratulations to Ms. Zhao Qingchen for coming to the stage to accept the award

Thank you all

Hey, I can get this Best Newcomer Award today

I am very excited

Special thanks to this handsome gentleman

for coming to present me the award

Thanks to my friends

Thanks to Good Luck Co., Ltd.

You have worked hard these days

In fact, I want to give this award to a person

A person who does not keep his promise

He promised to accompany me to grow up

Look at my happiness

Send me away alone

The back with red and swollen eyes turned without looking back

He promised me that he would always support my singing

He promised me that

would always accompany me to experience the world

He promised me that

would always be my audience

He promised me that he would always be with me

But these promises

He can't even fulfill them

Your father still has about 6 months left

I know

The thing he can't let go of the most is me

But I don't know how to tell him

I have grown up

and can face the difficulties encountered in life alone

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Until that day

I received a call from Good Luck Company

Hello

Hello

Is this Ms. Zhao Qingcheng

We are Good Luck Co., Ltd.

You are so lucky

Congratulations on becoming our customer

At that moment

I finally thought of a way to tell him

Seeing me realize my dream

This may be the happiest farewell to him

Although there were many difficulties in the process

But we still persevered

Thank you again

Good Luck Co., Ltd.

This is a grand prize, right

Let me show you

Best New Music Artist Award

Look, I even walked on the red carpet

I also held a music club

So many fans

Hahaha

So dad, don’t worry

I’m having a great time

Your father left you a letter

Let us forward it to you

Dad Chenchen can no longer listen to you singing

Dad trained you to sing

It is not that you can become a singer

But I hope you can find happiness in music

and use your singing to pass on the happiness

Life is the bigger stage

No matter what setbacks you encounter

Keep going

Don’t care about other people’s opinions

You will always be the best in dad’s heart

Love you forever

Thank you all

Wechat payment is 1 yuan

I see you every time I pass by

Ah, really

You sing really well

Thank you

Let me send you another message

Success is not an unearned good fortune

It is a hit in a long experience

Keep it up

Come on

You must work hard, okay

No need to add, thank you

Come on, keep it up

You can't refuse an encouragement to succeed

Hello

Hello, Ms. Liu Jingyi

We are Good Luck Co., Ltd.

You are so lucky

Congratulations on becoming our customer

Uh, if you have any needs, please tell me

He is my boyfriend

Because one of his important entrepreneurial projects failed

I got some stimulation

What do you think of this project

Only a fool would invest in your project

Do you know what wine culture is?

Let’s go back and paint

This doesn’t require any brainpower

Everyone is drinking

That’s right

There is no smell when drinking

After that, I was chattering

I always read some messy books

All I can think about is how to succeed

I will succeed

Can you help me

No problem

All setbacks are just sand for polishing success

Without their polishing, there will be no final glory

I will succeed

Come back

Well

Have you eaten?

Eat more vegetables

Allen

Well

How long have you not painted for me

I have been busy recently

I'm sorry

I couldn't even come back to celebrate your birthday with you

It doesn't matter

Look

I still have to make up for my birthday

Come

Make a wish

In fact, I just have one wish

I hope you can help me realize it

Any wish is fine

I understand all your demands

You must think of a way

Don’t worry

We have customized a plan for him

In three stages

Starting today

I will be your administrative assistant

Responsible for all chores

Have you seen Batman

You are Bruce Wayne

I am Alfred

Mr. Jia is your senior financial advisor

Also the strategist

First of all

we will arrange a very comfortable environment for him

Take care of his food and daily life 24 hours a day

Then enhance his sense of accomplishment through various ways

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Secondly, we need to change him in clothes

Let him improve his self-confidence

The whole body is dark

There is no logo

Will it not match my current image

The way you mentioned wearing big logos all over

is too tacky

You have to rely on the outfit to feel

He is obviously not in the state

And adjust his eating habits

to make his body healthier

NASA this is your breakfast

NASA this is sea cucumber egg custard

Finally, give him a good rest environment

Let his high-pressure mental state of long-term entrepreneurship

be released

Memory

Thank you

I am very happy to invite you this time

to accept our exclusive interview

I'm curious

What does success mean to you

Well, I have no concept of success

Success to me

is the easiest thing to get in the world

So whether it is successful or not

Will it become a criterion for you to choose friends

I never look at these when making friends

Anyway, they are not successful hahaha

Let you stay with me in Versailles

A slap is the easiest thing to get in the world

I see that you are seriously ill

There are too many mosquitoes at the beach

What are you doing

This is Mr. Jia’s request to us

To provide you with personal service

I just dreamed that someone hit me

So true, what time is it

It’s time to get up at 5 o’clock

5 o’clock Big Brother

Mr. Ma, have you forgotten what you said

Office workers are woken up by the alarm clock

Entrepreneurs are woken up by dreams

It is you who are woken up by responsibility

How much do you take

I don’t have the habit of morning jogging

You have it now

Don’t like sports

Hey, your current body does not belong to you

It belongs to thousands of people who care about you

Your mother, your father

Your sister, your brother, your aunt, your second aunt, your aunt

Your sister-in-law, your uncle

Think about how he

can still do yoga

Yes, yoga can help you relieve psychological stress

Is it abnormal?

It is normal for successful people to be abnormal

Keep the body flexible

Stretching for short

I said young man

You have good body flexibility

After this series of preliminary preparations

we can take him into

an immersive experience that cost a lot of money

Ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to take this flight

This flight is bound for Shenzhen

The estimated flight time is 3 hours

Mr. Wang fasten your seat belt

The takeoff will be bumpy after a while

What seat belt should we wear

Mr. Ma

This is the document you need to review on the plane

Hard work

Crazy

I don’t have time to play with you

Sir, please sit down in your seat

Fasten your seat belt

The plane is still flying

Where are you going?

Is there any mistake?

Fake fake plane

It makes sense

You really plan to let me sit for 3 hours

Hey, wait a minute

Your behavior

has seriously affected our flight safety

If you insist on this

We have the right to take coercive measures against you

Do you dare

Help me loosen it

The front of the plane is affected by airflow

There will be continuous turbulence

For your safety

It is recommended that you fasten your seat belt

Where does the airflow come from in this plane

Sir

You see the turbulence here is still very serious

I want to complain to you

Sir, I am also fake

Crazy

It’s not who you are calling crazy

Be gentle and add money

Sir, don’t be too nervous

I sweat so much

It’s just a bump

It doesn’t matter

I’m still looking for trouble

It seems like the intensity of the experience is not enough

Then you can only go to the chemotherapy mode

That's it

Mr. Ma, let me give you a brief introduction

This is Radu Tola from Antarctica

The village chief of Gula Baba

Wahahahaha

Hello, hello

Hello, hello

Hello, hello

You speak Chinese very well

The whole world is speaking Chinese

After all, the whole world is one family

Come here for our friendship

You might as well follow international etiquette

Mr. Ma, you have to toast the village chief with this 82-year-old Lafite

Successful people should respect international etiquette

Give this to him

Successful person

Successful person

Successful person

cheers

Please please

Hahaha

Ha

Haha, this is the highest etiquette in our country

Oh my country

The etiquette of family

Then there is no way

That's it, Mr. Ma

The village chief is here this time

Mainly because I want to express my gratitude to you

You didn't give them the country before

1 million smartphones?

Oops, actually I am here this time

In addition to thanking you

I also have some small requests

What's going on

The 1 million smartphones your country gave us

We can't use them

What is that for?

No electricity

Let's build a power plant together

What else are you talking about?

Hahaha thank you

I didn’t expect the business conversation to go so smoothly

Let’s use this 82-year-old Lafite

Let’s have a drink together

Heh

Please accept our highest etiquette

Deep feelings

One mouthful

What do you mean

Why are you bored

You didn’t tell me

What the hell

I didn’t tell you

You’re bored

Hahahahaha

This Mr. Ma

If you think the 82-year-old Lafite is not enough

There is the Arctic Ocean here

There is Tsingtao Beer over there

Hahaha you two can be as boring as you want

I'll leave first

I have to make a call

Hey hey, he's here for me

Hahaha

You please

Hey it's your turn

I'm almost done hehehe

Hey no no no no no

Come and cheer me up

Come and welcome Boss Ma

It really makes me happy that you can come to my place

Company team building today

Let's be happy

These are employees of our company

I will introduce them to you

Let them know each other

Haha, this one is our security captain

Hello boss, hello hello

An old employee who has been working for more than 50 years

Hello, Miss Wang, the warehouse gatekeeper

And our cleaning aunt

Hi hahaha

Say hello to Boss Ma

Hello, boss

I'll go over there to arrange the next thing

It's up to you

Have you read The Weakness of Human Nature

Then do you know what Carnegie is

I know KFC

Do you know Ma Jinglin

He is my idol

This is one of the most

important books in my life

This book is mine

It's yours

Oh my god

He said he is very powerful

He is my first teacher, my teacher

Do you think that learning about success is the work of successful people?

Let me tell you

Most people will regard what they think is right as the truth

But in fact the truth is completely different

I just drink them casually

Write down the words you talked about.

Save up and it will become this book. Use it slowly.

Come on, babies

Let’s have a drink.

Come and cheers.

I will succeed.

You have a brain problem.

When I succeed, I will buy you a big house.

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You should go back to painting

I think success is the most painful thing in the world for me

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No thank you

Ha

Haha

You have a brain disease

Daydreaming

Mr. Ma

What's wrong

I have a headache

Mr. Ma, you finally woke up

Stop talking about him. It's time.

What time is it?

I'm sorry.

Allen, your role experience is over here.

It's over.

Thank you for your hard work.

Is it delicious?

If it tastes good, I will cook it for you every day. You have changed in the past two years

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How long have we not laughed happily together

Allen

You just fell

and got lost after standing up

The cheerful and optimistic you before

I don’t know where you are

Now you are paranoid and inferior

I really feel sorry for you when I see you now

Allen

Will you come back?

I really miss you

Wow, it seems

Do you like it

Like

If you like

I will draw a picture for you every year

Until you become an old lady

Deal

Really i know i know life

Allen

How about you come back

I really miss you

Mr. Jia, can you do me a favor?

Please

Ah

I'm sorry

What's going on

Why are you here

Wake up

I'm completely awake

This Ferris wheel takes 13 minutes and 14 seconds to complete one revolution

Only you know

But no matter how it spins

In the end, it will return to the original place

I went around in a big circle

before I understood

what is most important to me

Look

they are all blessing us

Are you willing

to let me draw you for the rest of your life until you become an old lady

deal

deal

ahhhh

Come on, come on

Hey, don't rush, don't rush

Keep in formation

Xiaoliang Xiaoliang Xiaoliang

Brother, let me ask you something

This is 39 degrees 38 minutes 4.22 seconds north latitude

116 degrees 37 minutes 1.14 seconds east longitude

Right, right, right

Xiaoliang guy

Xiaoliang

Now this person’s address is too crazy

This is crazy

I ran 10 kilometers and delivered a pack of paper

Hey this is

What is this for? This is

We don’t dare to ask

We don’t know either

Oops

Brother, don’t stand here

Come down this way

Come with me

Come on, let me take a look

Hey, that's it

No, this is almost the same

Let's live together

Well, don't move

Just stand there

I see you are very sad

Brother, um

Do you need help

Ah, everything is fine here

No need to help

Hey people

There are always times when you need help

Come to Good Luck Co., Ltd.

I am Jia Ling

Remember to come to me when you need it

Hey, wait a minute

I need it now

Please help me with the takeout

Just wait for people to come and pick it up

Thank you

I have to take the next order

Oh mom, I just met Jia Ling

Mom, I’m fine now

Hahaha, yes

Mom, I won’t go back during the Chinese New Year this year

Do you know how many times you have been complained about recently?

We can no longer allow food delivery people into the community

Okay

Mom, I won’t tell you now

That, that

I have to meet the next customer

Watch the door for me

If I find you have problems next time

Get out

Little brother

Where are you

People are going to starve to death

The eldest sister will deliver it immediately

Oh my god

What kind of species is this

A fat sloth

Hahahahaha

Ah Lai Lai

Datong

Let me finish this order today

I will never come to your community again, okay

I’m not such a chatterbox

I don’t like to hear it, you know?

It seems like I'm targeting you

Let me tell you

I just asked the leader to scold this community

From now on, no one who delivers food will be allowed in

So happy

What's going on

There will always be some fish that slip through the net

Green onion and we are from the same village

Why are you always targeting me

This idea is too narrow

Our jobs are different

We just have to perform our duties, understand?

My little brother's family has starved to death

You don't have to come

Okay, I've canceled the order

This time you are satisfied

Hey, why don't you go home for the New Year this year

I'll go back to your sister's house

Oops, I'm so sorry

Only child

Hahahaha

Don't rush away

Don't you want your food?

Let's share it

I'll give it to the beggar

I won't give it to you either

Walk slowly, lazy

Brother Chan, why are you eating here

You look like a beggar

Don't worry, the customer just canceled the order today

There are two sesame seed cakes left

Let's have some soup

Hey, it's not Brother Can

I won't eat today

I have to go back and pack my luggage quickly

I will go home for the New Year tomorrow

Don't you want to stay with me here

Why did you go back to celebrate the New Year again

I have been with you for five or six years

I feel a little homesick this year

Third brother, eat slowly

I'm leaving

Hey

Can I go home this year too

Hey Xiaoshan

Oh mom, I'm going home today

Okay

Mr. Jia, I haven't been home for five or six years

We can't reveal our secrets today

Don't worry

Mr. Qiao, we are all professionals

We must ensure that you

Return home in fine clothes

Okay

What do you think of our delivery guys

Will you consider your next partner

It has something to do with our profession

Mr. Qiao, our daily life is actually very colorful

It is also very colorful

Which community do you live in

From now on, I will feed you Mr. Qiao exclusively

Hey hey hey ah

I'm not used to calling me

Hahaha hey hey

That Mr. Jia

What method can I use

to make my temperament

appear more different from others

You can

add some English to your usual conversation

This will better highlight your identity

English haha

I am playing the role of your group CEO this time

Responsible for arranging your daily schedule

OK, OK, this is your driver Yao Ke

Uh this, this, this

Doudou plays my lover

sister

Well, little secretary

Hahaha uh

Apart from Doudou's identity

Are you satisfied with anything else?

I am very satisfied with this outfit

Okay, okay

Hey, let me tell you

I am especially satisfied with this car

If I can drive this car to deliver food

Then I can't do it

This car will definitely help you earn enough money to take you home.

Let you villagers

stay away from this car

Otherwise, buddy, I will lose it

Then don't worry

Isn't this necessary

Oh, I'll go

Let's take a walk

Look, is this your village?

What does your village do?

As far as I know, they are all migrant workers

Then how could they make such a mistake

How could you make such a mistake?

Hey, hey, hey, hey,

What are you doing? Go, go, hurry up, hurry up, let me go

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Hey, stop, stop, that

Don't go, hey

Scared me

Second Grandpa, stop

Hey, come back, come back

Hey, hey, hey, hey,

Second Grandpa, wait a minute

This car is too expensive

You go back, go back

Okay, okay

Stop, stop, stop.

Hey, hey, you uncle

The uncle has long since died

This is the second grandpa

Let's go to the road of prosperity

A friend wants to see the big g

Today it is here

Original headlight

Directly shines at poetry and the distance

It can take you anywhere

Hey hey hey

Go to the upper side of the porcelain

Hahaha

Jianguo ah, you still recognize me

I am your uncle

Jianguo ah ah

I have been wandering outside for so many years

Thank you for your hard work

Jianguo ah ah

Let me tell you

I have a good song

Wipe away the blood and tears in my heart

Keep our roots

Oh, auntie

Hahaha your mother is here

Come and get in the car and go home for dinner

Oops, ouch

Come in and sit

It’s so dangerous outside

It’s stuffy inside

Folks will come to my house for dinner soon

This car is too small

I can’t sit in it

Get out of the way

The armored car is coming

Get out of the way, Jianguo

Don't drive so fast

Be careful if your mother falls

Hey, headlights

Add a reflector

What's your flower balloon

Be careful not to scratch my glass

Mr. Qiao, I understand you

Why haven't you gone home for so many years

If it weren't for you this year

I don’t even dare to come back

Don’t worry, I will definitely give you some noodles

Uncle, do we pick up every car like this

It’s too tiring, not all of them

They are all really rich

I would rather kill a thousand by mistake

Don’t let one go

If one of them is true

Then won’t our factory have investment

Yes

Brother

Add a Maybach

Who drives it

Datou

Datou brother

Datou brother hahahahaha

Welcome welcome

Welcome Datou back home

Hahaha Datou

You still recognize me

I am your uncle

When you were young, I cut in the door and came to your village

I'm your uncle

Oh, every kid in the village counts

I'm the most promising

Hey Big Head

Have your family come to pick you up

If you haven't come, you should be at home

Oh that

You came back alone this year

How can I, who is so prosperous, come back on my own

What are you doing here?

here you go

konnichiwa

i i''m fine thank you

and you

how are you this night

This Japanese hand is very strong

Okay, let the folks disperse

Ahhh, this equipment must be my best this year

Hahaha, what are you calling me

What a big tiger.

Brother Cong, this is called a big tiger

Rolls-Royce Phantom

My blood pressure rises when I hear the name of this car

You go home for dinner

Welcome welcome

Welcome the soldiers back home

Welcome the soldiers back home

Lead us around

You are quite polite now

No, get up quickly

Mainly because your temperament is too tough

Shake it for me

Use a hanging stool

Hahaha what are you looking at

You are back now

I am your uncle

Do you still recognize me

uncle

Oh my god

Xiaochana, you see you have worked so hard after living outside for many years.

Uncle

Hey

You are so kind to me

I'm not used to it

Oh, what I said

You'll get used to it slowly

You see it's really

You forgot that you were chasing me around with a broomstick

The whole village was chasing me

Isn't that just for my children?

Besides, I didn't really kill it

wait a minute

Whose pet is this?

Why is it still climbing on the car?

What kind of breed is it? Ah Haha Shiqi

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Hahaha

I won’t stop for you

You’re here, you’re here

Aren’t you coming back

Ah, you’re wearing five or six, you’re coming back

What are you talking about

If you don’t come back, I have to ask you to approve it

OK Salad

I’ll tell you

We are now grasshoppers tied to the same rope

Don't go too far

Don't squeal

Ang

Oh my head

I'm thirsty

Come to my house when you're thirsty

I have a big watermelon at home hahaha

I can't go, I can't go

Mr. Yao, you have to go home quickly to see the old man.

What happened? Did you forget?

You are talking to the Thai investment representative Kang Wencai McGinn

Mr. Lao Lai has a

high-level video meeting on Sino-Thai takeout catering

Xiao Ai, yes, yes, yes

Thai customer

Just stand here and let''s go

Oops, Xiao Ai is still doing well, hey, hey, hey,

Hahaha

Give way, give way

Give way in front

Hahahaha hey

Let’s go

Get out of the way in front

Are there any cars left

No more

Call it a day

Hey

Oh what is this

This is Brother Su flying a plane

Brother Su Boeing series

There is no helicopter

Landing

Don't land

Don't let him land

Let him wait for a while

I'll ask the chairman to wait a moment

Don't land, don't land

How about this is my home

Xiaoshanzi

You are back hahaha

You are back

You don't even think about who it is

Daddy Daddy

Your rich son is back

Why don't you go to the village entrance to pick me up

I don't have time to feed the cows

Your car can block my cowshed

Do you know how expensive this car is

How expensive is a Rolls-Royce to block your thing

Cows can plow the land

Can it be used dad?

You hitch this cart to a plow tomorrow

It can plow better than an ox like you

Don’t pay me, I’ll plow, I’ll plow

I’m better at plowing than an ox

I’ll take care of all the physical work

Don’t tire the cart

Where is the hill

Mom

Hahaha son

Oh, my old mom

Are you back?

Are you okay, old man?

Well, why have you lost weight?

Oh, it would be better to lose some weight.

Hey, our family has not changed much in the past few years.

Let’s pretend to be nice when we come back this time.

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You said you two won’t come

If he doesn’t come, come

Say hello to Mr. Qiao’s mother, Mrs. Qiao

Thank you for your hard work

Mom, please be busy first

Hahaha, I was shocked just now

I thought this was your partner

Hahaha, what are you doing

Fourth aunt

Our boss Qiao has always been single.

Hahahaha

It’s not the fourth aunt

It’s not your family that has something to do

Just go back and get busy

Why are you always asking for sex with me

Oops

You are so busy with your career that you don’t have time to find a partner

It doesn’t matter that the fourth aunt will look for you

It’s a coincidence

You came back just in time

Hahaha, come in

You guys let me let me

Get married and start a business

This family is in the front

Just give me 1.8 million

The only unmarried girl in our village is yours

Hahaha

Ah

Do you understand that you are too young?

Yes, yes, you are young and you don’t know how to take care of others.

No problem next

This is my sister

Married twice

Especially good at taking care of people

If my husband is not dead

Then I can't introduce it to you

Isn't this Kefu

Not the fourth aunt

Look at my physique

My small body can't resist

Mr. Qiao, don’t be afraid

If you really like it

I’ll buy you a pair of Nikes later

Hey, we, Mr. Qiao, are focused on our careers now

We don’t have time to focus on other places

Hahaha, I understand, I understand

Hahaha, I will be a father after receiving the certificate

I will save money on milk powder

Hahaha, call me daddy

daddy

shit

Oh my god, you two have such a tacit understanding

They all communicate in English

If you are still not satisfied

Fourth aunt has another way

Fourth aunt, don't do this

You calm down

Fourth aunt, your pig can smoke, don't you

Are you a stupid kid?

Whose pig can smoke?

Haha, your pig pen is on fire

Oh my, hahaha

My pig

Yeah hahaha

Thank you so much

You came in time

Let me tell you

You almost had to call me uncle

Look how polite you are

If you knew about the New Year's goods prepared by the factory director for you

You would be so moved

It's all loaded on the car for you

Hey hey hey me

Hey

They're all dead dogs hahaha

Be strong and strong

I'm so strong

Get out of here

Hey

Who the hell asked you to get in my car

Oops

What are you doing with this humbug

My lungs are about to explode, let me go

Ouch

This is a turbocharger for you. This is

Uncle, this is good.

It doesn’t look good.

Nonsense, can the Rolls-Royce logo not look good?

The naughty kid doesn’t understand anything.

Stand there for me.

Whose child is this?

Haha, this is my grandson. No big deal, I can't afford to pay for it in this life

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Go, go, go

It's true

Dad

I'll let my driver drive that luxury car

Take you out for a walk

Go out for a nice sight

Let the whole village see your son

Now everyone with great achievements will give you more face

I will never embarrass you

Dad, why are you ignoring me?

Dad, please speak.

Don’t go.

Dad, please don’t spend money randomly.

I have money and I won’t go now.

Dad, Dad.

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That's so polite

What's wrong, you're the driver

Oops, my mom

How much does that pig cost?

I cried so hard

It's okay, he's just tired of crying

Thank you Xiaoshan

Girlfriend, sit down and sit down

Hahaha

All sit down

Hey

Uncle, don't be shy

Are you okay?

In order to repay successful people like you

our factory has specially created a set of packages for you

Take a look, take a look

Look, take a look, take a look

Take a look,

Just order the one you like.

I will be responsible for recording

This

You said we should give back to our hometown when we come back, right?

You just gave us money now

Isn't it appropriate

You are overthinking this

It is you who invested in our factory

No matter which one you choose

We will shoot a promotional video for you

Just your most classic

Get a big snow clip and click it

Let all the villagers give you praise and glory

Click it

Supreme set meal

Okay, I will order you a supreme set meal

You will tell me later

No, no, no

I will ask

I have to know when I read it out

You know what the content is, right

A rainbow connects both sides

It extends in all directions and the world is wide.

What does this mean?

This is to build roads in the city.

Four roads and two bridges.

It’s a small fight for you. Respect and care for the elderly come first

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Renovation of Retirement Management Office

Special Package

The factory wants to be bright

Electricity is indispensable to help

This is the electricity bill our factory owes for half a year

A total of 1,864

You have to be nice

I am even embarrassed

What a good thing

All are good things

Hahaha, look

None of them are good things

Hahaha Shanzi Shanzi

What's wrong, mom

Come out quickly

Someone is looking for you

That's really interesting

I'm talking about investment with the factory director

He asked me to go out and talk

Who is such a big shot

Let's talk about Xiao Chen

You talk to that old man, Xiao Chen

Xiaochan

Xiaochan

Brother Shan

Do you still remember me

I thought you had forgotten me a long time ago

How could I forget you

I have always been thinking about you

Well, since you have been thinking about me

let's get it done today

to save you a long night and many dreams

Let's begin

Fellow folks

I'm very excited today

I didn't expect that after so many years

Xiaochan has always been thinking about me

I didn't even expect that I would be able to do this today

Thank you

Thank you all

You witness

Talk so much nonsense

This cold dish is already hot

Xiaochan

Seeing you marry love

I feel relieved

Thanks to the witness for his speech

Everyone, eat well and drink well

Mr. Xia, if you like this spoon, take it away

It’s very good, very good

uncle ai hei

It’s very good, very good

What about Xiao Chan today

Let me be the witness

Explanation

My status in Xiao Chan’s heart is still very important

Hahaha

I still trust you

Ah yes

That’s so good

What is a pattern

This is called a pattern

My first love girlfriend got married

Come and be a witness in person

How popular are people

Hahahahahahahahaha

Come and have a drink

It’s good to have a drink

Hahaha

Xiao Chen

That Cong brother

You see you two are doing so well outside now

What are you two doing outside

Uncle, to be precise

I am a combination of online and offline resource replacement

A safe transfer engineer of energy items necessary for human beings

What about you

Special security supernumerary department

About prevention and maintenance of a harmonious society

Public security management engineer

Hahaha that’s awesome

So awesome

Do you make money doing this?

Let me tell you uncle

Well, my fixed assets

are enough to shake the finance of Southeast Asia and even the entire Asia

Comparison

So powerful

I am a person

Maybe I am a little inferior to Mr. Qiao in the economic field

That is

Because I love health care

Come to rapeseed hey

Give me a shoulder squeeze

Just recently.

I just feel that my cervical spine is not very good

Why

My cervical spine hurts just because of this big gold pendant

Oops, it’s blinding my eyes and I can’t see anymore

Oops, this chain is suitable for people, let alone people

It’s suitable for dogs too

Shiqi, right

Look at Mr. Jiao

Mr. Jiao’s bank is calling and begging you to deposit money

But the call can't go through

Let's see what's going on

Is it in arrears

Yes

Charge up

How much

Full

Idiot is so awesome

The phone bill can be filled up

You can come

Oh my god

Which country is this call from?

Well, it seems to be the one in the second row

Italy Italy

Hey, don’t call me again

Can you give the rich some private space? Thank you

Hurry up

Mr. Qiao’s sales call

No matter what you sell, I want it

Haha

Oops

I’m just as happy chatting with you two and using Douyin

Come and have a drink

Hey, drink one

One more toast

One more toast

Come to all relatives and friends

We two newlyweds come to toast to you

Husband, I’m so excited

So excited

Sorry

Sorry

Let me introduce you

What about this table

They are all my best friends growing up

They came all the way to our wedding

Come on, come on, come on

Let’s have a drink

Congratulations

Let’s eat and drink well

Come on, come on, look at how young you are

What’s wrong with you when you marry this husband

If you are not sick, you are just lazy.

When you are lazy, you will be your own person.

If you have something to say,

I won’t do it.

There is nothing I can’t do in this village. Ah, next time you come to the city

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You call Brother Cong

Brother Cong has made things clear to you

Just don’t do it next time

You will arrange the wedding banquet this time

That makes sense

What are you talking about

This is a wedding banquet for you, right

This is inappropriate

It is appropriate

Dear fellow villagers

All the expenses for my wedding banquet today will be paid for by Brother Green Onion

Come and give Brother Green Onion some applause

Good

Brother Green Onion is awesome

Thank you all

Thank you Brother Green Onion

Say something quickly

I’m too tired

Come on Brother Onion

Come on Brother Green Onion

Brother Feng

You have strength

There are some folks

They were born in the village

I haven’t seen much of the world

But maybe later

Occasionally I have a chance to go to the city

It will be different when I come back.

Oh, you dare to say anything.

Let him brag about that.

He needs to fill up his phone bill.

Wants to do business all over Southeast Asia.

Oh, my God.

That’s really shameless.

Oh, just right.

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There is such a one

Hey, do you want to see it?

Do you want to see it?

It's him

Can you see clearly from such a distance

Hey, come a little closer

What are you doing

When people get married, they all look at the bride

What phone are you looking at

Uncle

This is my mobile phone

Just this real mobile phone

I'm better at cars than you are

Really oops

I'm starving to death, mom

Hello aunt

Hello aunt

Sit down, sit down

Hey mom, where's my dad

In the old place

Ask him to come back for dinner

Let's go and see the old man

Thank you for your hard work

Our family is in poor condition

His father has actually been to the city several times

We know he is not doing well

But we can't help at all

We can only hope that our son will come back soon

His father feels sorry for his son

Dad takes good care of himself

I won't embarrass you

Dad went home for dinner

My mother has prepared the meal

Look, why are you angry?

How happy you are today

Look, everyone in the village is impressed by me

What was our family like in this village before?

No one pays attention to us

Grandma doesn’t care

Uncle doesn’t love me anymore

Isn’t it just because our family is poor

Look at today

I feel

This is the most honorable day for our family in this village

I am honored today

What about tomorrow

What about the future

Dad

I haven’t been home for several years

I miss you and my mother too

I don’t care how much I suffer outside

How much suffering I suffer

No matter how others scold me

No matter how many people give me a look

I'm not afraid

I just want

to get along better

come back to our house

let the people in the village

look at us high

let your mother

let you

follow my mother

so that my face can be bright

Oops

What's the use of these fancy face

Son

If you feel tired in the city

Come back and rest

Happy New Year

You and mother have given me a happy home

Give me a taste of that rough smoke during the day

For everything that cannot be forgotten

Except for the wings of freedom

Hey, hey, Dad

What's wrong with you

Dad, Dad,

Is this thing so powerful?

This thing

Dad

Come over here

This is the end of the resignation ceremony of the CEO of Good Luck Co., Ltd.

It was so lively when I took office

It is so deserted after I resigned

Customized by you, Mr. Jia

The service to become the new CEO of Good Luck Company

has ended

Are you satisfied

Satisfied

Very satisfied

We are also very, very satisfied

Because

You are our first customer to settle the balance

That's what it should be

After all it took you so long

I like your business more and more

Solving problems

Helping others

Extreme joy leads to sadness

Where does the sadness come from?

Serving customers is so difficult now

It’s so difficult

To be honest, I don’t want to do it for a minute.

Mr. Jia’s future is due

Young people in the new era speak more radically

If I do this again

I will be a grandson

Hey Mr. Jia

Congratulations

You may be our last customer

Hello anyone

Hey

Hello hello

Hello sir

Hello

What do you need

Can you help me get my ex-girlfriend back

No problem

Don’t worry

We will definitely solve your problems

Mr. Jia

How is Mr. Jia's company?

Is it reliable? Humph

Not very reliable

But I still want to invest in this Good Luck Co., Ltd.

Why

Hey Xiaozhu

Do you have any wishes

I want to be a director

Go ahead and dream, Ouch, I will go

Mr. Jia, you are kidding me

Stop looking at your phone

Mr. Jia, look at me

432222

Recently, a video of a square dancing singer named Zhao Xingchen

dancing with his aunt went viral on the Internet

Zhao Xingchen quickly became famous because of this

and became a hot national star.

This way of becoming popular can be regarded as a turn of events

Swordsmanship

Planting flowers but not blooming

Unintentionally planting willows

Just yesterday

There was a conflict between the drinker and Xixi's driver

The two parties fought each other in the street

This incident has alarmed the police

They are all comrades serving the wine culture industry

They are born from the same roots

Xiangjian He Tai

The following is interesting

Recently, in order to welcome the enthusiasm of returning home for the New Year

to meet the transportation needs of the villagers

a helipad was built and put into use

The villagers expressed their opinions

I hope the canal will be completed as soon as possible

Achieve an all-round three-dimensional return home by sea, land and air

Uncle

How about we go back first

Yes, uncle

It’s almost Qingming Festival, let’s go back

Go back

It’s not in vain to wait

Keep persevering

There must be a beginning and an end

Where are the people

Where is the plane

Where is

Your crush takes the initiative to confess to you

Yan Rusongyu

Looks better than Pan An

More and more handsome

Everyone will be fooled in the exam

Everyone comes to cheer for you

I'm sorry

Your regrets are beyond reach

Lovely life is so cute and you are at a disadvantage

[Chinese]

尋尋覓覓多少回

歡歡喜喜願成真

萬年的執着

再譜良緣佳話千年的相約

終於走上了紅地毯

讓我們熱烈歡迎今天的主人公入場

今天我們歡聚一堂

來見証這神聖的儀式

姚先生因爲你的經營不善

導緻公司入不敷出

而爲了公司的未來

你願意將公司的經營權

及CEO的位置交給賈先生嗎

你願意嗎

別考慮

你猶豫了

勇敢的麵對

大聲的説出來

我願好的老鐵

賈先生

你願意接手管理該公司

並出任該公司的CEO一職嗎

我願意

下麵我宣佈

賈先生正式成爲好運公司新任CEO

同時好運來來來項目正式啟動

這是通過初選的客戶

以及在座各位觀禮客戶的表格

請賈總進行最後的定奪

您的生活有煩惱嗎

事業迷茫嗎

情感有睏擾嗎

忽而感覺總差那麼點運氣

遇到我們好運有限公司

是你們最大的好運

好運有限公司讓您的生活幸福美滿

事業飛黃騰達

感情一帆風順

劇本殺公司要這麼高大上嗎閉嘴

好運有限公司以最專業的態度

爲您解決各種難題

滿足您的所有要求

爲您提供最優質的服務

總之讓您體驗到什麼叫每天好運來

就是他了

賈總您的篩選機製是緣分

賈總這位趙清晨女士

5個月前就提交過報名表

但據我們了解的情況

她的主要工作是街頭賣唱

收入很不穩定

我們擔心他無法支付費用

當時就拒絶他

沒想到他這次又來申請了

而且我們聽説最近

他與廣場舞大媽有多次battle的情況

雖然是以比武的形式

網上還有一段他的battle視頻

您可以看一下

這視頻絶對讓您大開眼界

吉米吉米

阿加阿加

吉米吉米

阿加阿加阿加

裡美麗花滴答滴答滴答

哎哎哎夠了夠了

打個電話給客戶

讓他明天來公司

餵你好

請問是趙傾城女士嗎

我們是好運有限公司

您運氣真好

恭喜您成爲我們的客戶

哎你們公司突然聯繫我

還真是嚇我一跳

哎給您送個驚喜

哎了不起啊

小小年紀就敢跟廣場舞大媽battle

常規操作

呦那想必您這需求也非常有挑戰

我的需求特別簡單

我小時候就特別喜歡唱歌

什麼老師啊同學呀

他們都覺得我特別會唱

但我這個形象吧

我也隻能在廣場上唱

我也想上個電視

走個紅毯

開個歌友會什麼的

哈哈哈

總之我想讓更多的人聽我唱歌

呵呵我就想要這些

這得不少錢啊

這書這麼貴

我説您這個需求的成本啊

那這個付款方式

我能不能跟你們打個白條啊

嗯打白條不合適

哎哎

作爲好運有限公司剛上任的CEO

我決定接受趙小姐的白條

那你三天之內完成哦

三天開三天是剛剛好嘛

馬上籤合同

請啊哈哈哈

哎呀

夏總客戶一分錢不掏

您給批點經費吧

批什麼經費

遇事就想拿錢解決

那長腦子幹什麼

想想辦法嘛

你不是挺多朋友嗎

找找資源

做做置換你懂的

交給你了

我辦不了

張女士

根據您想完成的事情和您所提的

要求

我親自爲您製定了這三天的日程計劃

第一天參加大型歌唱比賽

成功出道

第二天是爲您舉辦歌友會

與粉絲近距離互動

第三天

您會出席國內頂級音樂頒獎典禮

並由行業內最優秀的實力歌手

爲您親自頒獎

這個您還滿意嗎

那現在三天日程正式開啟

大boss場地的事就交給你了好嘞

大爺酒來了

哎我又給你加一硬菜

好好好

大爺先給您滿上

哈哈其實大爺沒那麼多事

你隻要是陪大爺喝好了

想怎麼折騰怎麼折騰

得嘞大爺肯定陪您到位

哈哈來

走一個來

嗯嗯大波大波

大爺先吃着啊我先忙

好好好哎哎

看見我了嗎

試一下椅子1號 1號

可以可以 2號

現在這小孩唱歌啊

忒囉嗦碎粉

OK OK

你待會陪大爺喝好了

啊啊

喝好了我給你來點直給的

得嘞大爺

嗯OK OK少喝點

別誤事OK OK

嗯哎

你別動相信我

我是專業的

托尼老師

幹什麼嚇人家一跳跳

評委他們讓你們快一點點哦

讓他再等會

我不還得改裝呢嗎

就是我不去他們給誰轉神

哎快離開

聽客戶的

討厭呀壞了

不小心打一廣告

一點小失誤沒關繫啊

impossible is nothing嗯

之前的這些選手都差強人意

不知道最後這一位

能否給我們帶來一些驚喜

讓我們拭目以待

忘不了

我感受到了音樂的力量

從這位選手的腦子裡溢了出來

真的是蠻不錯的

地表最強有沒有

你今後等一下

一定會在華語樂壇掀起腥風血雨

完美收工呀

大帽站住

我剛張嘴你們就轉吶

再説了比賽現場一個觀衆都沒有

怎麼沒有觀衆

感受一下

不行把你們手中劇本都撕了

一切按我的來

哼

當我站定在舞颱時

你要説我預感到

接下來這位選手

將會給我們帶來一場新的音樂風暴

當我開始唱的時候

你們三個要一起睜大雙眼

鼻孔自然微張

當我唱到第四句時

你們要拍下按鈕

雙手抱頭

持續2.5秒

歇斯底裡的喊出

沒錯這就是我想要的聲音

我一直在尋找

今天我終於找到了

唱完副歌後

你要呈現被擊中靈魂的狀態

猛地拍下按鈕轉身

加入我的戰隊

當我唱到最後一句時

你要把手高高舉起至離按鈕25厘米處

我真的太喜歡了

你們誰都不要跟我搶

聽懂了嗎

哼開始吧

哎哎哎我説什麼來着

風暴音樂風暴

哎我我預感到

這場音樂風暴將給我們帶來一位選手

也不知道大哥這小酒量能堅持多久

沒錯

這就是我想要的聲音我

哎你怎麼回來了

不知道啊

哎哎

我沒敲老大

我沒敲哇哦

你的音樂讓我非常陶醉

哎哎哎哎哎哎

啊剎車

別看我是水長

鬆鬆想想辦法

那我隻能喝羊

羊啊我羊了沒羊啊

你的音樂讓我無比潮溼

有那麼難聽嗎

哈嘍大家好

我是你們的主播荳荳

今天我要跟大家聊到的是

關於最近通過選秀節目

脫穎而出的新晉偶像趙星辰

以後這種視頻能不能先讓我審核一下

這是直播

都是即興髮揮

怎麼會有人可

以在短短的一週內登上5次熱蒐

5次哎

如您所見

上熱蒐了

而且你現在已經霸佔了熱蒐的前10名

在熱蒐榜上把你蒐了個底掉

蒐了個精光啊

怎麼了

行吧這熱蒐我就不計較了啊

重要的是這歌友會

更重要的是

我就剩兩天了

上次綜藝節目一個粉絲都沒有

這次不會了吧

啊準備怎麼樣

呃關於您這個歌友會啊

呃時間上應該是沒有問題

我作爲策劃者呢

把任務給佈置下去了

但是我聽説在執行這個層麵上

好像是遇到了一些問題啊

這個跟您之前的預想

稍微有些不太一樣

至於這個細節上有什麼不一樣

就讓我公司這兩個核心骨幹

跟您匯報一下

一票難求

歌迷太熱情了

黃牛跟歌迷打起來

現場那是狼藉一片

衣服都扯爛了

賈總在現場呢

不信的話你問他呀嘿嘿

對我跟蔣總一塊去的

動靜太大了

警察都來了

抓了幾個帶頭鬧事的

你猜怎麼着啊

裡邊有一個是黑粉

你看看

爲了防止更多黑粉潛伏在歌迷當中

威脅到您和您其他歌迷的人身安全

賈總做了一個非常重要的決定

賣掉了

改成了這個公益表演

工藝肯定是沒有問題啊

但絶對不能有人提前離場

一定要保証現場的演出效果

那不會的

不可能有人提前離場

都安排好了呀

他不會不來了吧

不來更好

哎來了來了

不好意思啊

剛剛去趟醫院

上車吧

哎

我怎麼這麼容易就上車了呢

我得上不去啊

是腿腳有什麼問題嗎不

是再怎麼着

出行的時候

也得被粉絲圍的水洩不通吧

怎麼這麼通啊

這也太通了吧

你怎麼想一出是一出啊

那我們現在去哪給你找粉絲啊

下次給你補上行不行

不行沒時間了

來來來

客戶時間緊迫

看來你們需要幫忙帶個節奏

了

全體人員到沒到位哎

兩公裡外那個人把他攔住

麻呢麻呢別拍

哎那位同誌你不能在這打手機啊

手機有輻射哎

怎麼了媽

趙青晨趙青晨

保護趙青晨

保護趙青晨

所以你們給我定位是夕陽紅歌手唄

這不是你叮囑的嗎

沒人離場那種

我跟你説

要是護工不來啊

他們能坐到明天早上

哈哈哈撒

老人們年紀都大了

心髒都不太好

所以你們的表演要儘量舒緩

免得他們受到刺激

我還有別的事

等你們演完了我再來吧

完整了每一分不同

剛才好好的

怎麼會成這樣呢

別太傷心了

這不是氣氛到這了嗎

放心吧他身體好着呢

相信我

哎

不是

據天氣部門預測

我市今晚將會迎來一場大雨

局地有暴雨

進出港航班將受影響

請廣大市民注意出行安全

你給我扶好了你我也太

自己小心啊

感謝你們幫我佈置現場

一家人客氣什麼呀

這不還得蹭你紅毯嗎

蹭不了了

天氣原因

所有嘉賓通告都取消了

活動延期

別介啊那我們怎麼辦

找你其他前女友去啊

你和其他的嘉賓啊

會在這個位置哎

你們都親密點

我媽派人在這給你拍美美的照片

快點拍照

做一個最後的紀唸

由於天氣原因

其他嘉賓來不了了

非常的遺憾

期待下次合作

收東西了

兄弟們啊

收東西了啊

收東西那怎麼辦啊

説好今天來的

天氣原因又不是我們能控製的

這地球也不能總圍着你轉嘛

沒時間了

你們答應我的

一定要做到

一點都不懂事

這小護士到現在都沒出院

你別跟我説那個啊

你們想辦法也得把這紅毯給我弄起來

別太任性了啊

我忍你很久了

一點錢不給結

不幹了

同意什麼同

同意什麼同

哎呀那個

稍等一下啊

給我滾過來

什麼叫不幹了

就算客戶如此刁蠻任性

我們也得遵守契約精神

作爲我們好運公司的CEO

哎呦你可別玩職場這一套了

給我們一頓畫大餅

你還CEO呢

現在有人服你嗎

服不服不關鍵啊

關鍵是得想想辦法

你想啊

我也想不出來啊

走紅毯走紅毯

走紅毯我要走紅毯啊

走啊哎

大姐你別拽我

咱能彼此尊重一下嗎

你你別拽我

你不讓我走

我從這跳下去

你這種拙劣的鬍鬧感動不了任何人

太殘忍了

我感覺我已經想到辦法

好的觀衆朋友們

歡迎收看我們超新星音樂盛典

的紅毯環節

首先請大家把目光聚集到我們的紅毯

歡迎各位嘉賓入場歡迎

哦哦哦

大哥不錯呀

趕緊想辦法了是吧

對呀哎

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呃

這嘉賓長得都還挺像的啊

哈哈呃

今天咱們現場真是衆星雲集

是啊

各位嘉賓的到場讓我們的紅毯星光熠

熠現場的氣氛越來越高漲了

我就給模仿秀導演打個電話

誰知道來這麼多

接下來向我們走來的

是我們今天壓軸嘉賓

趙傾城女士

哈哈哈哎

你看哎這個墨鏡哎

像不像一個穿越時空的時空遊俠一樣

哈哈哈

趙晨晨女士是我們非常優秀

以及以及非常優秀的優秀歌手

一位優秀的歌手

歡迎優秀的趙晨晨女士

粉絲們非常的熱情啊

是的他在跟他的粉絲打招呼

非常的nice

非常棒歡迎您

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粉絲們都非常的熱情互動

非常的nice

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哎今天能夠拿到這個最佳新人獎

我內心非常的激動

還要特別感謝這位帥氣的先生

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感謝我的朋友們

感謝好運有限公司

這幾天你們辛苦了

其實這個獎我想送給一個人

一個不守約定的人

他答應我會陪着我長大

看着我幸福

送我獨自離開

紅腫着眼睛轉過身頭也不回的背影

他答應我會永遠支持我唱歌

他答應我

會永遠陪我在一起感受這個世界

他答應我

會永遠做我的聽衆

他答應我會永遠跟我在一起

可是這些約定

他都沒辦法完成了

你父親大約還有6個月的時間

我知道

他最放不下的就是我

可我卻不知道要如何告訴他

我已經長大了

能夠獨自麵對生活

中遇到的睏難

直到那天

我接到了好運公司的電話

餵您好

餵您好

請問是趙傾城女士嗎

我們是好運有限公司

您運氣真好

恭喜您成爲我們的客戶

那一刻

我終於想到用什麼方法來告訴他

看到我實現了夢想

這對他來説可能是最開心的告別

雖然過程中睏難重重

但我們依然堅持下來

再次謝謝你們

好運有限公司

這可是個大獎了吧

嗯給你看看

最佳音樂新人獎

你看我還走紅毯了呢

我還辦了歌友會

可多粉絲了

哈哈哈

所以爸你就放心吧

過得特別好

你父親給你留了封信

讓我們轉交給你

晨晨爸爸不能再聽你唱歌了

爸爸培養你唱歌

並不是希望你能成爲歌星

而是希望你能從音樂中找到快樂

並用你的歌聲把快樂傳遞下去

生活才是更大的舞颱

無論受到任何挫折

都要堅持下去

不要在乎別人的眼光

你永遠是爸爸心中最棒的

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我每次路過都會看見你

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成功不是不勞而獲的天降好運

而是漫長的經曆中的一擊而中

堅持下去

加油

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餵

你好劉靜怡女士嗎

我們是好運有限公司

您運氣真好

恭喜您成爲我們的客戶

呃您有什麼需求請講

是我男朋友

因爲他一個重要的創業項目失敗

受了些刺激

您覺得這項目怎麼樣

傻缺才會投你這項目

你懂什麼叫酒文化嗎

還是回去好好畫畫吧

這個不用腦子來

都都在喝

對呀

喝酒哪有口氣

之後就神神叨叨的

總看一些亂七八糟的書

滿腦子都是怎麼成功

我會成功的

你們能幫我嗎

沒問題

所有的挫折都隻是拋光成功的沙子

沒有他們的打磨就沒有最終的光輝

我會成功的

回來了

嗯

吃飯了嗎

吃飯吧多吃點青菜

阿倫

嗯

你都多久沒給我畫畫了

最近比較忙

對不起

我連你生日都沒能趕回來陪你一起過

沒關繫

你看

生日還是要補過

來

許個願吧

其實我就一個願望

希望你能幫我實現

行什麼願望都可以

您的訴求我都清楚了

您一定想想辦法

放心吧

我們爲他量身定製了一個方案

分三個階段

從今天開始呢

我就是您的行政助理

負責一切雜事

看過蝙蝠俠嗎

您是佈魯斯韋恩

我就是阿爾弗雷德

賈總是您的高級財務顧問

也就是軍師

首先

我們會爲他安排一個非常舒適的環境

全程24小時照顧他的飲食起居

然後通過各種各樣的方式

提昇他的成就感

其次我們需要在衣着上改變他

讓他提昇自己的自信心

全身都黑漆漆的

一個logo都沒有

會不會跟我現在的形象不搭

您説的那種渾身大logo的穿法

太俗氣了

還要憑着行頭找感覺

他顯然不在狀態

以及調整他的飲食習慣

讓他的身體越來越健康

NASA這是您的早餐

NASA這是海參雞蛋羹

最後給他一個良好的休息環境

讓他長期創業的高壓精神狀態

得到釋放

記憶

謝謝你

特別高興這次能把您請來

接受我們的專訪

我很好奇啊

成功對於您來説意味着什麼

嗯我對成功沒有概唸

成功對我來説

是世界上最容易得到的東西

那是否成功

會不會成爲你選擇朋友的一個標準

我交朋友從來不看這些

反正他們都沒有成功哈哈哈

讓你跟我這凡爾賽

巴掌才是這世上最容易得到的東西

我看你病的不輕

海邊啊蚊子太多了

你這是在幹嘛啊

這是賈總對我們的要求

要對您提供貼身服務

我剛剛做夢好像有人打我

好真哦幾點了

5點了該起床了

5點 大哥

馬總您忘了您説過嗎

被鬧鐘叫醒的是上班族

被夢想叫醒的是創業者

被責任叫醒的是您自己

拿多少

我沒有晨跑的習慣

您現在有了

不愛運動

哎您現在的身體不是屬於你自己的

是屬於千千萬萬關心您的人的

你媽媽你爸爸

你姐姐你弟弟你姑姥你二姨你舅媽

你妯娌你大爺

想想他

怎麼還能做瑜伽

是啊瑜伽可以幫您緩解心理壓力

是不是不正常

成功人士不正常很正常

保持身體柔韌性

簡稱拉伸

我説小夥子

你這身體柔韌性不錯呀

經過這一繫列的前期準備

咱們就可以帶他進入

花了不少錢的沉浸式體驗

女士們先生們

歡迎您乘坐本次航班

本次航班飛往深圳

預計飛行時間爲3個小時

王總繫下安全帶

一會起飛比較顛簸

繫什麼安全帶

哎馬總

這是您在飛機上需要批閱的文件

辛苦

神經病

沒空陪你們玩

先生請您坐到你的座位上

繫好安全帶

飛機還在飛行當中

請問您要去哪下去啊

有沒有搞錯啊

假的假飛機

意思一下得了

你們真打算讓我一坐坐3個小時

哎等一下

您的行爲

已經嚴重影響我們的飛行安全

如果您執意如此的話

我們有權對您採取強製措施

你敢

幫我鬆開

飛機前方遇到氣流影響

會出現持續顛簸

這邊爲了您的安全考慮

建議您還是繫好安全帶呢

這飛機哪來的氣流

先生

您看這邊顛簸還是非常嚴重的呢

我要投訴你

先生我也是假的呢

神經病

不是你罵誰神經病呢

溫柔點加錢

先生啊您這邊不要太緊張

出了這麼多汗

就是遇到顛簸而已

沒有關繫的

還有勁找茬呢

哎那看來是體驗的強度還不夠啊

那就隻能上化療模式了

是這樣啊

馬總我給您簡單做個介紹

這位呢是來自南極洲的拉杜托拉

古拉巴巴村長

哇哈哈哈哎

哈嘍哈嘍

你好你好

你好你好

你中國話説的真好

全世界都在説中國話

畢竟全世界都是一家人嘛

來來來爲了我們的友誼

不妨按照國際的禮儀

馬總您得用這 82 年的拉菲敬村長一盃

成功人士要尊重國際禮儀嘛

把這給他喝了

成功人士

成功人士

成功人士

cheers

您先請

哈哈哈

哈

哈哈這是我們國家的最高禮儀

哎呀人家國

家的禮儀

那就沒辦法了

是這樣馬總

村長這次來呢

主要是想向您表示感謝

您之前不是送給他們國家

100 萬部智能手機嗎

哎呀其實這次來呢

除了要向您緻謝之外

還有一些小小的請求

什麼情況

貴國送我們的100萬颱智能手機

我們沒法用了

那又是爲了什麼

沒有電了

那連髮電廠一起建吧

那還説啥

哈哈哈感謝感謝

想不到生意談的如此順暢

讓我們用這 82 年的拉菲啊

共飲一盃

呵

請接受我們的最高禮儀

感情深

一口悶

什麼意思

怎麼悶了

你沒告訴我呀

什麼什麼

我沒跟你説

你悶唄

哈哈哈哎

這個馬總

如果覺得 82 年的拉菲悶的不過癮呢

這邊有北冰洋

那邊還有青島啤酒

哈哈哈二位想怎麼悶就怎麼悶

那個我先走

得打個電話

哎哎找我來了

哈哈哈

你請

哎該你了

我差不多了呵呵呵

哎別別別

都給我嗨起來

來來來歡迎馬老闆

您能來我這裡真是讓我蓬蓽生輝

公司今天團建

大家開心起來

這些都是我們公司的員工

我把他們介紹給你認識

讓他們長長見識

哈哈這一位是我們的保安隊長

老闆好你好你好

幹了50多年的老員工

你好倉庫看大門的王小姐

還有我們的保潔阿姨呀

嗨哈哈哈

快跟馬老闆打招呼

老闆好

我去那邊安排一下接下來的事情

你隨意啊

你們讀過人性的弱點嗎

那你們知道卡內基是什麼嗎

我知道肯德基

馬景林認識吧

他是我偶像

這是我人生中最

重要的一本書之一

這本書是我冩的啊

你冩的啊

我冩的啊

他説他冩的挺厲害的

他是我的啟蒙老師你冩的

你以爲成功學那都是成功人士冩的嗎

我告訴你

多數人會把自己認爲對的事當成真理

但其實事實完全不一樣

我就隨便把他們喝完酒

侃大山的話記下來

攢一攢就成這本書了啊慢用

來寶貝們

咱們喝一個

來幹盃幹盃

我會成功的

你是腦子有問題啊啊

等我成功了給你買一套大房子

在最浪漫的地方和你求婚

成功對於您來説

你還是回去畫畫吧

我覺得成功對我來説

是這個世界上最痛苦的東西

不用了謝謝

哈

哈哈

腦子有病吧

白日做夢

馬總

又怎麼了

頭疼啊

馬總您終於醒了

別聊了他時間到了

什麼時間啊

哎不好意思

阿倫你這次角色體驗到此結束

結束了

辛苦了

好吃嗎

好吃的話以後我每天都給你做

在你離開之前我想請你看一樣東西

阿倫

這兩年你變了

我們有多久沒有一起開心的笑過了

阿倫

你隻是摔了一跤

站起來之後迷路了

以前那個開朗樂觀的你

不知道哪裡去了

現在換來的是偏執而又自卑的你

看到現在的你我真的很心疼

阿倫

你回來好嗎

我真的想你了

哇好像啊

喜歡嗎

喜歡

如果你喜歡

我每年都爲你畫一幅

畫到你變老太太

成交

真的i know i know life

阿倫

你回來好不好

我真的想你了

賈總可以幫我一個忙嗎

請

啊

不好意思

什麼情況

你怎麼來了

醒了

我徹底醒了

這個摩天輪一圈是13分鐘14秒

隻有你知道

可是它不管怎麼轉

最後都會回到最初的地方

我繞了一大圈

我才明白

什麼才是對我最重要的

你看

他們都在爲我們祝福

你願意

讓我畫你一輩子直到你變老太太嗎

成交

成交

啊啊啊

加油加油

哎別急別急

保持隊形啊

小亮小亮小亮

兄弟我問你個事

咱這是北緯39度38分4.22秒

東經116度37分1.14秒嗎

對對對這呢

小亮這家夥

小亮

現在這人冩個地址也太喪心病狂了

這還喪心病狂

我跑了10公裡就送一包紙

哎這是

這是幹啥呢這是

咱也不敢問

咱也不知道

哎嘛呢

哥們別跟這站着啊

這邊這邊下來啊

來跟我走啊

快點啊我瞅瞅啊

哎就這就這

不是這這差不多差不多

這這這齊活啊

嘛呢別亂動

就在那站着

看你挺愁啊

小哥嗯

需要幫忙嗎

啊我這邊都挺好的

不需要幫忙

哎人嘛

總有需要幫忙的時候

來好運有限公司

賈玲正是鄙人

有需求的時候記得找我呦

哎你等會

我現在就有需求

您吶幫我拿着外賣啊

等着人家過來拿就行了

謝謝您啊

我得接下一單去了

哎媽啊我剛見完賈玲

媽我現在挺好的

哈哈哈啊是

媽今年過年我就不回去了啊

你知道最近被投訴了多少次嗎

以後不能再讓送外賣的進小區

哎行

媽我先不跟你説了

那個那個

我要見下一個客戶了啊

大門給我看好了

要是讓我髮現你下次再出問題

你就滾蛋

小哥哥

你到哪了

人家要餓死了

大姐馬上送到

哎呀媽呀

這是個什麼物種

一隻肥胖的樹懶

哈哈哈笑一個

阿懶來

大同

這樣我今天送完這一單吧

以後我再不來你小區了行不行

不是你這話嘮的

哥就不愛聽你知道嗎

咋的好像我針對你了似的

我告訴你

我剛讓領導罵完這個小區

從今往後一個送外賣的都不讓進

痛快

這咋回事

總會有一些漏網之魚

大蔥咱倆可是一個村出來的

你老針對我幹啥

這個想法太狹隘

咱倆的工作不一樣

各司其職而已明白嗎

小哥哥全家已經餓死了

你不用來了

行了人家退單了

這回你滿意了啊

哎今年回家過年不

我回你妹家

哎呦真不好意思

獨生子女

哈哈哈哎

別着急走

你那飯人家不不要了嗎

咱倆給它分了唄

我呀就給要飯的吃

我也不給你吃

慢走啊阿懶

燦哥你怎麼在這吃呢

整的跟要飯的似的

別扯了今天正好客人給退單了

還剩兩個燒餅

剩點湯咱倆

哎不是燦哥

今天我就不吃了

我得抓緊回去收拾行李

明天回家過年了

你不是要在這陪我嗎

怎麼又回去過年去了呢

我都陪你五六年了

今年有點想家了

三哥慢點吃啊

我走了

哎

我是不是今年也能回家了

餵小山

啊媽我今天回家

好

賈總我已經五六年沒有回家了

咱今天可不能露餡啊

您放心吧

喬總我們都是專業的

一定保証您

衣錦還鄉

好好嘞

你對我們外賣員有什麼看法

你會不會考慮下一個對象

跟我們這個職業有點關繫

喬總其實我們一天生活啊

也特別豐富多彩

你住哪個小區啊

我以後我專門給你喬總餵

哎哎哎哎啊

叫我呢我這還有點不太習慣

哈哈哈哎哎

那個賈總

我用什麼樣的方法

能讓我的氣質

顯得更跟別人不一樣呢

您可以在您平時的談吐裡邊

加入一些英文

這樣更能彰顯您的身份哦

英文哈呃

我這次扮演的呢是您的集團CEO

負責安排您平時的行程啊

行行行這位是您的司機姚克

呃這這這

荳荳演我愛人

sister

嗯小秘書

哈哈哈呃

除了荳荳的身份以外

您其他還滿意嗎

滿意我這身特別滿意

好嘞好嘞

哎我跟你説

我尤其啊對這車特別滿意

我要是能開這車送外賣

那就送不了

這車送您回家絶對讓你把麵掙足了

讓你們村裡人啊

都離這車遠點

不然哥們我就折了

那你放心

這不必須的嗎

哎呦我去

走走

你看看這是你們村嗎

這你們村都是做什麼的呀

據我所知都是務工人員啊

那人家怎麼能誤成這樣

你怎麼就誤成那樣了失誤了

哎哎哎哎哎

幹嘛呢

幹嘛離我車遠點

刮花了賠得起嗎

神經病

我哎哎哎

走走走趕緊趕緊趕緊我去

哎停那停那

別走啊哎

嚇我一跳

二爺爺站住

哎回來回來

哎哎哎哎哎哎哎

二爺爺等會

這車太貴了

你回去回去

好的好的

站住站住站住

哎哎哎你大爺

大爺早就

死了這是二爺爺

同奔小康路

有朋友想看大g

今天它來啦

原廠大燈

直射詩和遠方

它能帶你到任何地方

哎哎哎

碰瓷的上一邊去

哈哈哈

建國哎你還認得我唄

我是你叔啊

建國呀哎呀

這麼多年在外漂泊

辛苦了呀

建國呀哎

我跟你説

有首歌唱的好啊

擦幹心中的血和淚痕

留住我們的根

哎大娘

哈哈哈你媽來了

來趕緊上車回家吃飯啊

哎呀哎呀

進來坐啊

外邊多危險啊

裡邊悶這透風

鄉親們一會到我家吃飯啊

這車太小了

坐不下

讓開前麵讓開

裝甲車來了

讓開啊建國哎

別開那麼快

小心你媽掉下來

哎車燈車燈啊

加個反反光鏡

你那花氣球什麼

注意點別劃我玻璃

喬總我算是理解你

爲什麼這麼多年都不回家了

今年要不是你

我都不敢回來

放心吧絶對給你長麵

叔咱每輛車都這麼接嗎

太累了這也不是都

都都真有錢

寧可錯殺一千

不可放過一個

萬一有一個是真的

那咱廠不就有投資了嗎

是

哥哥

加一輛邁巴赫

誰開的

大頭

大頭哥

大頭哥哈哈哈哈哈哈

歡迎歡迎

歡迎大頭回家鄉

哈哈哈大頭啊

你還認得我唄

我是你叔啊

你小的時候我倒插門到你們村

我是你叔

哎呀那全村的孩子有一個算一個

就數我最有出息

哎大頭

你家人來接你了嗎

沒來啊應該在家呢吧

哎那個

今年你這也是一個人回來的啊

我這大家大業的怎麼可能自己回來呢

來倒倒幹啥

here you go

konnichiwa

i i''m fine thank you

and you

how are you this night

這日本的手勁挺大啊

行了啊讓鄉親們都散了吧

啊啊啊今年這裝備肯定是我最好了

哈哈哈大佬喊啥呀

啥大老虎啊

聰哥這叫大老虎

勞斯萊斯幻影

我天一聽這車名我血壓就上來了

你回家吃飯吧

歡迎歡迎

歡迎戰士回家鄉

歡迎戰士回到家鄉

帶領我們走四方

你現在還挺客氣啊

不是哎快起來起來

主要你這氣質太硬了

給我晃着了

使了個吊凳

哈哈哈瞅啥呢

你這可算是回來了

我是你叔

你還認得我唄

uncle

啊哎呀

小嬋吶你看在外漂泊多年辛苦了呀

叔啊

哎

你對我這麼好啊

我有點不太習慣呢

哎呀這話説的

你慢慢就習慣了

你看真是

你忘了當年你拿着笤帚疙瘩

滿村追着我打的事了

那不是爲了打給我家孩子看的嗎

再説我也沒真下死手

wait a minute

這是誰家的寵物啊

這怎麼還往車上爬呢

什麼品種啊

哎呀哈士奇啊

哈哈哈三兒好久不見吶

你好啊士奇

啊哈哈士奇

哈哈啊

不幫你停了

你來了你來了

你不不回來嗎

啊你穿的人五人六你回來

嘚瑟啥呢

你回不回來我還得讓你批準啊啊

行沙拉

我告訴你

咱倆現在是拴在一條繩上的螞蚱

都別太過分啊

你別嘚瑟

昂

頭哎哎啥

渴了哦

渴了上我家

我家有大西瓜哈哈哈

去不了了去不了了

姚總您得趕緊回家看老爺子了

咋的呢忘了嗎

您跟泰方投資代表康文才麥金談

老萊先生有一個

中泰外賣餐飲的視頻高級會議

小艾啊是是是

泰國客戶

你擱這站着吧啊let''s go

哎呀還是小艾混的好啊哎哎哎

哈哈哈

讓讓讓道了讓道了

前麵讓道了

哈哈哈哎

走了走了

前麵讓開了哎

還有車嗎

沒有了

收工好

哎

哎呀這是啥呀

這是蘇哥開飛機的

蘇哥波音繫列

沒有直昇機

落地

別落地了

你別讓他落地了

讓他再等一會

我去請董事長等會等會

別落地別落地

怎麼樣這就是我家

小山子

你可回來啦哈哈哈

你可回來了

你也不想想是誰

爹地爹地

你有錢的兒子回來了

你怎麼不上村口接我去啊

沒空餵牛哎

你這車可擋我牛棚了啊

你知道這車多貴嗎

勞斯萊斯還擋你那玩意了貴咋的

牛能耕地

它能嗎爸

你明天把這車套上個犁哎

它比你這牛能耕

別價我來耕我來耕

我比牛能耕

體力活我都包了

別累着車

小山子呢

媽媽

哈哈哈兒子

哎呦我的老媽子

你可回來了

老人家您還好嗎

好你咋瘦了呢

哎呀瘦點好瘦點好

哎咱家也沒啥變化呀這些年

這次回來好好裝一下子

媽

你今天和我爸爲啥不上村口去接我

去啊咱今天老有麵子了

你説你倆也不來

他不來你來唄

向喬總的母親問候喬媽媽

辛苦了行

媽你先忙着吧啊

哈哈哈剛才嚇我一跳

我以爲這是你對象呢

哈哈哈你幹啥

四嬸呃

我們喬老闆一直是單身啊

好哈哈哈

不是四嬸哎

不是你家裡有事

你就先回去忙去

你在我這老求歡什麼玩意

哎呀

你事業那麼忙都沒有時間找對象

沒關繫四嬸給你物色好了

你説巧不巧啊

你回來的正正好呢

哈哈哈快進來

你們讓讓讓讓

成家立業

這成家在前麵呀

隨便給個百八十萬的

咱們村唯一的未婚姑娘就是你的了

哈哈哈

啊

明白嫌年齡小是不是

對對對年齡小不會照顧人嘛

沒事下一個

這是我姐妹

結過兩回婚

特別會照顧人

要不是老公都死了

那我不能介紹給你啊

這不是克夫嗎

不是四嬸啊

你看我這體格

我這小體不抗克呀

喬總甭怕

您要是真喜歡

回頭給你置辦一身耐克

哎我們喬總現在一心撲在事業上

沒有時間往別的地方撲啊

哈哈哈明白了明白了

哈哈哈領証就當爹

奶粉錢都省了

哈哈哈叫爸爸

daddy

shit

哎呀你爺倆多有默契啊

都用英文溝通上了

你要是還不滿意的話

四嬸還有別的辦法

四嬸你別這樣

你冷靜點

四嬸你家豬會抽菸不

你這孩子是不是傻

誰家豬會抽菸呀

哈那你家豬圈着火了

我啊哈哈哈

我的豬啊

呀哈哈哈

太感謝你了

你來得太及時了

我跟你説

你差點就得叫我四叔

瞧把你客氣的

你要是知道廠長給你備的年貨

你一定感動的要死啊

都給你裝車上了

嘿嘿嘿我TM

哎

都是死狗哈哈哈

堅強堅強

我堅強個屁

滾蛋下來

哎

誰他媽讓你上我車了

哎呀

你跟這哼哧哼哧幹什麼

我肺都快氣炸了我去

哎

這是給你整一個渦輪增壓啊這是

叔叔這個好

不好看

廢話勞斯萊斯標能不好看嗎

熊孩子什麼都不懂

給我站那

這誰家孩子

哈哈這是我孫子

哎哎哎哎哎

沒大事啊

下輩子注意

沒大事這輩子我也賠不起

去去去

竟是真的

爸爸

我讓我那個司機開那豪車

領你出去溜達溜達去啊

出去風光風光

讓全村人都看看你兒子

現在大家大業的多給你長臉啊

絶不給你丟人

爸你怎麼不理我呀

爸你説話呀

不去

爸你你別別別亂花錢

我有錢現在不去

爸呀爸

爸比啊

小山

哎呦我哎呀

叔你嚇我一跳

你們這些城裡人啊

真是太有禮貌了啊

怎麼了就你那個司機啊

哎呦我的媽

那一頭豬才多少錢呢

哭的死去活來的

沒事他哭累了就好了

謝謝小山

女朋友快坐坐坐

哈哈哈

都坐都坐

哎

叔叔你你別你別羞澀啊

你是不是有事啊

我們廠呢爲了回饋你們這些成功人士

專門爲你們打造了一套套餐

你瞅瞅唄

你瞅瞅你瞅瞅

你瞅瞅啊

你呢看好哪個你就點

我呢就負責記錄啊

這

你説我們回來應該爲家鄉回饋是不是

你這才給我們送錢

不合適吧

這個你想多了

是你爲我們廠投資

不管你選擇了哪一項啊

我們都給你拍個宣傳視頻

就你那最經典的

拿個大雪夾子咔吧咔吧的

讓所有村民給你點讚榮耀

點唄

至尊套餐

好我先給你點個至尊套餐

你等會等會説

不是不是

我就問一下

我唸出來我得知道

知道啥內容是吧

一道彩虹連兩邊

四通八達天地寬這

什麼意思

這是給城裡修路啊

四條公路兩座橋

對你來説小打小鬧

那後邊還有

你瞅瞅後邊那個

還有豪華套餐

文明創建要想贏

敬老愛老最先行

翻修離退休管理處

特惠套餐

廠裡想要亮堂堂

少不了電力來幫忙

這是我們廠欠了半年的電費

一共是1,864

你要好意思點呢

我都不好意思冩

好事啊

全都是好事啊

哈哈哈你看

沒一個不是好事

哈哈哈山子山子

怎麼了媽

快點出去

有人找你呢

真有意思

我這正跟廠長談投資呢

他讓我出去聊去

誰呀這麼大腕啊

小陳這事吧

你跟那個老賈聊吧小陳

小嬋

小禪

山哥

你還記得我呀

我還以爲你早就把我給忘了呢

我怎麼能把你忘了呢

我的心裡一直惦記着你

那既然你心裡一直惦記着我

咱們今天就把事給辦了唄

省得夜長夢多

開始了

父老鄉親們

今天我特別激動

沒想到這麼多年了

小嬋心裡一直都惦記着我

我更沒想到今天我能把這個事給辦了

謝謝你們

謝謝大家

你個証婚人

説那麼多廢話

這涼菜都放熱了

小嬋啊

看見你嫁給了愛情

我就放心了

感謝証婚人的髮言

大家吃好喝好啊

夏總你要喜歡這勺子就拿走

挺好啊挺好

uncle哎哎哎

挺好啊挺好

今天呢這小嬋呢

讓我當這個証婚人呢

説明

我在小嬋心目中的地位還是很重的

哈哈哈

還是信任你啊

啊是

説的太好了

什麼叫格局

這就叫格局

自己當初的初戀女友結婚

自己親自過來當

証婚人心多大

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

來來喝一盃

喝一盃挺好挺好挺好

哈哈哈

小陳啊

那個聰哥

你看你倆現在在外麵都髮展的這麼好

你倆在外麵到底是做什麼的

uncle啊準確的來説

我就是結合了線上線下的資源置換

人類必需能量物品的安全轉移師

你呢

特殊保全編外部門

關於預防和維護和諧社會

治安管理工程師

哈哈哈太厲害了

忒厲害了

那幹你們這些事掙錢嗎

就這麼跟你説吧uncle

嗯我的這個固定資産

足以撼動東南亞乃至整個亞洲的金融

比心

這麼厲害

我這個人吶

可能在經濟這一塊照喬總略遜一籌

那是那是

因爲我這個人愛養生啊

來菜籽嘿

給哥捏捏肩嘿

就最近一段時間啊

就感覺頸椎不太好

爲啥呢

就這個大金墜墜的我頸椎生疼

哎呀晃瞎了眼睛看不行了

哎呀你這鏈子別説拴人了

拴狗都合適啊

世奇是吧

你看焦總

焦總銀行打電話求着您存錢

但是這電話打不通

看看咋回事

是不是欠費了

是

充上

充多少

充滿

傻子太厲害了

電話費都能充滿

你可以來吧

呀媽呀

這是哪個國家打來的呢

嗯好像是這個第二排的這個

意大利意大利

餵不要再給我打電話了

可否給有錢人一點私人空間謝謝

趕緊的

喬總推銷電話哦

不管你推銷什麼我都要啊

呵呵

哎呦

跟你倆聊天這個刷抖音一樣開心

來來來喝一個喝一個

哎喝一個

再敬一盃

再敬一盃

來各位親朋好友

我們二位新人來向各位敬酒

老公啊太激動了

太激動了

不好意思

不好意思

我給介紹一下

這一桌呢

都是我從小長到大最好的朋友

專程來參加咱們婚禮的

來來來來來來來

敬大家一盃啊

恭喜恭喜

大家吃好喝好

來來來你看你這麼年輕

你你嫁這老公這得啥病了

這沒病沒病就是懶

懶以後就是自己人了

有事吱一聲

我不會不辦

在這屯子裡就沒有我辦不成的事

那老弟

你這話嘮的

哥聽着就不舒服

這大家大業的

誰差你那塊八毛的呀

啊你下次你來城裡邊

你給聰哥打電話

聰哥把事給你擺明白的啊

就別下次了

這次這婚宴你就安排了唄哎

有道理啊

你這你這是説什麼呢

你這人家這是婚宴對吧

這不合適啊

合適

各位鄉親父老

今天我婚宴所有的消費由大蔥哥買單

來給大蔥哥點掌聲來

好好

大蔥哥好棒

謝謝大家

謝謝大蔥哥

説兩句快點的吧

我太累了

來吧蔥哥

來吧有實力啊大蔥哥

峰哥

有實力啊

鄉親們有些人吶

是村裡邊生出來的

沒見過啥大世麵

但是可能後來呢

偶爾有一個機會進了一趟城

再回來人可就不一樣了

哎呦什麼話都敢説呀

那牛讓他吹的呀

要把話費充滿啊

要要生意遍佈整個東南亞

哎呦我的天吶

那可真是不要個臉吶

哎恰好了

這個人呢

就在咱們村裡麵

就有這麼一個啊

哎哎你們想不想看

想不想看

就是他

站那麼遠能看清嗎

哎哎往前來一點哎

幹嘛

人家結婚都看新娘子

看什麼手機啊

叔

這可是我手機

就這一個真手機

我對車比對你還好

真的哎呀

餓死我了媽

阿姨好

阿姨好好

快快快坐坐坐

哎媽哎我爸呢

在老地方

快叫他回來吃飯去啊

走走去看看老爺子

辛苦你們了

我們家條件差

他爹其實去過城裡幾趟

知道他混的不好

可我們一點忙也幫不上啊

隻能盼着兒子早點回來

他爹是心疼兒子

爸好好照顧自己

我不會給你丟臉的

爸回家吃飯去了

我媽那飯都做好了

你看你又生啥氣呀

今天多高興啊

你看全村的人這對我都刮目相看

咱家以前在這村裡啥樣啊

誰都不搭理咱

姥姥不疼

舅舅不愛了

不就是因爲咱家窮嗎

你看看今天

我覺着

這是咱家在這村裡最有麵子的一天了

今天有麵子

明天呢

以後呢

爸

我都好幾年沒回家了

我也想你和我媽

我不管在外麵遭多大罪

受多少苦

讓人怎麼罵

讓人給我多少白眼

我都不怕

我就是想

能混好點

回到咱家來

讓村裡的人

高看咱一眼

讓你媽

讓你

跟我媽

臉上能有光

哎呀

這些花裡鬍哨的麵子有啥用啊

兒子

要是覺得城裡累

就回來歇歇

新年快樂

你和媽媽已經給我一個幸福的家

白天那個粗菸給我嚐嚐

爲了不能忘掉的一切

除了自由的翅膀

哎哎哎爸爸

你怎麼了

爸哎爸哎

這玩意勁這麼大嗎

這玩意

爸

過來過來

好運有限公司CEO卸任儀式到此結束

上任的時候那麼熱鬧

卸任了這麼冷清

賈總您定製的

成爲好運公司新任CEO的服務

已經結束了

您是否滿意

滿意

非常滿意

我們也非常非常滿意

因爲啊

您是我們第一位結清尾款的客戶

那是應該的

畢竟折騰你們那麼長時間

我是越來越喜歡幹你們這行了

排憂解難

助人爲樂

樂極生悲

悲從何來

現在爲客戶服務實在是太難了

真的是太難了

説實話我分分鐘我都不想幹了

賈總後會有期

新時代的年輕人講話比較激進

我要是再幹這行

我就是孫子

哎賈總

恭喜您

您有可能是我們最後一位客戶

你好有人嗎

哎哎

你好你好

你好這位先生啊

你好

請問您有什麼需求

你們能幫我追回我前任女朋友嗎

哎沒問題

您放心吧

我們一定能爲您排憂解難

賈總

賈總這家公司怎麼樣

靠譜嗎哼哼

不太靠譜

但是我還是想投資這個好運有限公司

爲什麼

哎小朱

你有沒有什麼願望

我想當導演

做夢去哎呦我去

賈總你逗我玩呢

別看手機了

賈總你看看我

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近日一個叫趙星辰的廣場舞歌手

與大媽鬥舞的視頻火遍全網

趙星辰因爲此事迅速竄紅

成爲了炙手可熱的國民新星

這種紅的方式可算是峰回路轉

劍走偏鋒

有心栽花花不開

無心插柳柳成蔭

就在昨日

當當代喝和西西代駕髮生了衝突

雙方人員當街互毆

此事件已經驚動了警方

都是服務於酒文化産業的同誌

本是同根生

相煎何太

急下麵這個有意思了

近期某村爲了迎接返鄉過年的熱情

村民的交通需求

修建並投入使用了一個停機坪

村民紛紛表示

希望運河儘快完工

實現海陸空全方位立體式返鄉

叔啊

要不咱先回去啊

對呀叔

都快到清明了咱回吧

回去

回去不白等

再堅持堅持

得有始有終啊

人呢

飛機呢

在哪呢

你暗戀的對象主動向你表白

顏如宋玉

貌比潘安

越來越帥

考試都會蒙的全對蓋世

都來爲你喝彩

對不起哈

你的後悔莫及

可愛生活真可愛吃虧是

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
success /səkˈsɛs/ A2	noun - the achievement of an aim or purpose
dream /driːm/ A2	noun - a wish or goal that someone hopes to achieve
company /ˈkʌmpəni/ A1	noun - a business organization that sells goods or services
fortune /ˈfɔːtʃən/ B2	noun - luck or chance affecting human affairs
management /ˈmænɪdʒmənt/ B1	noun - the action of running or controlling a business or organization
struggle /ˈstrʌɡəl/ B2	verb - to make forceful effort to overcome challenges
happiness /ˈhæpinəs/ A2	noun - the state of being happy
music /ˈmjuːzɪk/ A1	noun - the art of combining sounds in a pleasing way
ambition /æmˈbɪʃən/ B2	noun - a strong desire to achieve something
performance /pərˈfɔːrməns/ B2	noun - an act of presenting a play, concert, or show
failure /ˈfeɪljər/ B1	noun - lack of success in doing something
challenge /ˈtʃælɪndʒ/ B1	noun - a difficult situation that requires effort to overcome
decision /dɪˈsɪʒən/ B1	noun - a choice made after considering options
love /lʌv/ A1	noun - a strong feeling of affection
hope /hoʊp/ A2	noun - a feeling of expectation for something to happen
failure /ˈfeɪljə/ B1	noun - a state or condition of not meeting expectations
effort /ˈɛfərt/ A2	noun - physical or mental energy used to do something
freedom /ˈfriːdəm/ B1	noun - the power or right to act or think freely
stage /steɪdʒ/ A2	noun - a raised platform where performances take place

Key Grammar Structures

• 尋尋覓覓多少回

  ➔ Reduplication

  ➔ The phrase uses reduplication ('尋尋覓覓') to emphasize the action of searching repeatedly.

• 萬年的執着

  ➔ Attributive Clause

  ➔ '萬年的' is an attributive clause modifying '執着', describing the duration of the persistence.

• 終於走上了紅地毯

  ➔ Resultative Complement

  ➔ '終於' indicates the result of a long process, emphasizing the achievement of walking on the red carpet.

• 讓我們熱烈歡迎今天的主人公入場

  ➔ Passive Voice

  ➔ The sentence uses passive voice ('被歡迎') to emphasize the action of welcoming rather than the subject performing it.

• 今天我們歡聚一堂

  ➔ Topic-Comment Structure

  ➔ The sentence follows a topic-comment structure, with '今天' as the topic and '我們歡聚一堂' as the comment.

• 來見証這神聖的儀式

  ➔ Verb-Object Compound

  ➔ '來見証' is a verb-object compound, where '來' indicates the purpose of coming to witness the ceremony.

• 你願意將公司的經營權及CEO的位置交給賈先生嗎

  ➔ Indirect Question

  ➔ The sentence is an indirect question, asking about the willingness to hand over the company's management rights and CEO position to Mr. Jia.

• 我願意好的老鐵

  ➔ Colloquial Expression

  ➔ '好的老鐵' is a colloquial expression used to address a close friend or comrade, adding a friendly tone.

• 下麵我宣佈賈先生正式成爲好運公司新任CEO

  ➔ Formal Declaration

  ➔ The sentence is a formal declaration, using '宣佈' to officially announce Mr. Jia's appointment as the new CEO.

• 好運來來來項目正式啟動

  ➔ Reduplication for Emphasis

  ➔ The reduplication of '來來來' is used to emphasize the start of the '好運' project, adding a sense of excitement.