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All

right, Krusty crew.

I want to remind you all that you're

representing THE KRUSTY KRABS. THE

GREASIEST greasiest spoon you'll ever

had the privilege of serving.

>> Woo! You tell him, Mr. Krabs. Bring it

around town. YEAH.

>> Bring it around somewhere.

>> Open the doors AND LET THE CONSUMING

COMMENCE. I'LL BE IN the office

polishing yesterday's booty.

>> I'll be in the office polishing

yesterday's booty.

>> THEY HEARD THAT, MR. SQUIDWARD.

>> It wasn't an insult, Mr. Krabs. It was a

a tribute. Haven't you ever heard of

imitation is the sincerest form of

flattery?

>> You're trying to tell me that was a

compliment?

>> Exactly. It's my homage to you and your

love of money.

>> Well, you got me there. I do love money.

>> Excellent observation, Mr. Squidward.

>> Oh boy, that was a close one.

>> Yes, it was a very close one, Squidward.

Close and warm.

Mr. Krabs was really flattered by your

imitation.

>> Already forgot about it.

Imitation plus flattery equals happy

people.

>> Whoa. Okay, everybody. Come on now.

Settle down. Time to eat your patties.

>> Oh. Okay, now everybody settle down.

Time to eat your patties.

>> Wow, THAT'S JUST LIKE ME.

I SHOULD EAT YOUR PENNIES.

>> Hurry up, Spongebob. I need two double

orders at Krabby Crust. Start.

>> No problem, Scooter. I'll get you those

orders as soon as possible

>> or never. Whichever comes first.

>> Oh, Son, that imitation stuff really

works. Look out, world.

>> I'm going to flatter your socks off.

Hey there, Patrick old buddy. What? Oh,

hi Patrick. What's shaking?

>> I could eat ice cream and go jelly

fishing with my good buddy Spongebob.

>> Sounds good to me. ME?

>> It's just me. Patrick fooled you.

>> You can't fool me. Me. That's the worst

Spongebob impression I've ever seen.

>> Wait.

>> Rook to king four.

Checkmate.

>> Plankton. Maybe we should play a game

that's a little less dangerous. You're

flatter than hammered horse hockey.

Eddie Wolf, Miss Plankton, you're just

about the deiest goddamn critter I ever

did see. Yeehaw!

>> And you are the fuzziest nut eating

scientist I've ever seen.

>> I like to use science for good.

>> Really? I always use science for evil.

>> That is me to a Texas tea. Spongebob, we

nailed you too, Plankton.

>> It was okay. He got my face right. But

that voice is terrible. Those

impressions are making everyone so

happy. I can't stop doing them. I can't.

I won't.

>> 80,000 impressions later.

>> Would you please stop imitating me? It

is starting to get very annoying.

>> Uh, can I have some extra napkins,

please?

>> Oh, you want some extra napkins, please?

>> Stop it. Stop irritating me for the love

of Neptune. SHUT YOUR TALENTED MOUTH.

>> OKAY, BYE.

>> YEP, everybody still loves it.

>> Are we having fun yet? Squidward

tentacles.

>> Oh, that's it. I can't stand that

perfect impression of me anymore. I

never thought I'd say this, but I'm

tired of looking at myself. I quit.

Well, Eddie, LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU

AND ME and of course the mint.

>> Isn't this the most exciting day of your

life?

>> Not really.

>> Thank you all for coming to the Bikini

Bottom Mint. My name is Bill.

>> Bill.

>> And yes, I am aware of the hilarious

irony between my name and my job. Now,

I'll be your tour guide for today. This

tour will take you through the entire

money making process.

>> Did you hear that, boy? The entire money

making process.

>> Yeah, I sure did, sir.

>> This just to your right is the first

part of the dollar making process where

very special sheets of paper are prepped

for the

>> Mr. Krabs.

Everyone is staring at us.

>> Sir, get a hold of yourself. It's just

paper.

>> JUST PAPER. THAT'S like saying the

ocean's just water or or THE KRABBY

PATTY'S JUST A A SANDWICH.

>> OH.

And in this area here to my left, we see

the process in which the sheets of

silver are pressed into

shiny black coins, which are collected

in batches of 1 million pieces for the

coining press.

>> 1 million shiny pieces of silver coins.

>> They

Oh, I thought this might happen.

Thanks, Spongebob.

>> Anytime, sir. Oh, the tour is leaving

without us.

>> The blanks then spill into this.

>> We better catch up with them before we

miss something. Right, Mr. KRABS?

MR. KRABS,

>> I'm not sure how I feel about this

sudden change.

>> Good one, HUH, MR.

WATCH OUT, MR. KRABS.

>> HELLO. My name is Eugene. What's yours?

>> Do you believe in love at first sight?

>> Oh, that was close.

>> I'll say I almost had that quarter's

phone number.

>> Now, this machine here is where we

destroy old money by means of shredding.

>> Pretty neat, huh, boy? That's really

DESTROY MONEY. NO.

WHY?

>> OH, it's okay, sir. I'm sure.

>> Wow.

You got

I grabbed it. No.

Money makes the world go around. Money

makes the world go. Mr. Krabs, it's

okay. The shredded money is recycled and

turned into brand new money. See,

>> it's a miracle.

>> Yay.

That is it. I have had enough of your

nonsense.

gods. Show these two good for-noers

out right now. Oh my.

>> Angry thieving criminals aren't part of

this tour. Take whatever you want.

>> Take care of them.

>> No problem, boss.

>> OH, NO. YOU DON'T. YOU FILTHY DOLLAR

WRESTLER.

That didn't work at all.

>> That was easy. Yep, sure was.

>> What is that?

>> All right. All right.

>> Lesson day for a drive, eh? Officer.

Sir, I'm going to need to see your

license for that. Um,

>> you don't need a license to drive a

bubble.

>> H, I suppose you're right. Carry on,

citizen.

>> GARY, YOU'LL NEVER believe it. I was out

driving all day. Yes, driving. First, I

drove down THE STREET LIKE THIS.

THEN I MADE A RIGHT TURN ON RED LIKE

THIS.

>> You should have been there, Gary. Oh, it

was like a dream come true.

>> I'm here for a bubble boat.

>> YEAH, ME TOO. I WANT ONE.

>> YES, PLEASE.

>> WELL, I'm not sure I have enough soap to

make this many bubble boats.

>> Please.

Well, I suppose I could tap into my

rainy day reserves.

>> One bubble boat coming up.

>> Thank you.

Down here, idiot. I want to strike fear

in the hearts of other drivers. You got

something terrifying in that wand for

me, Spongebob?

>> I sure do, Plankton.

You fool. NOW I WILL RULE THE STREETS.

OUCH.

Straight fear.

Blow me something that screams Larry.

Spongebob.

>> I'm on it, Larry.

>> Now this is what I call a muscle car.

>> I love your boat, Larry.

I'll never blow enough bubble boats at

this race. YAHOO!

YAY!

GREETINGS, CLASS. My name is

Mrs. Puff.

Now that everyone's driving bubbles,

they don't need licenses.

I guess there's just no place in this

world for an old driving instructor.

>> Oh,

>> HEY. WATCH IT, LADY. YOU'RE DRIVING over

here. Hey, hey, hey.

Butter brain.

I'm going to have to ask you to step out

of the boat. Ma'am, do you know why I

pulled you over?

>> You ran my plates and saw my wrap sheet.

>> What? No. Your vehicle has been

outlawed, ma'am.

Now that everyone drives bubble boats,

real boats have been deemed too sharp

and pointy to be street legal.

>> But I've never driven a bubble.

Bubble boarding school.

Please don't be Spongebob. Please don't

be Spongebob. Please don't be Spongebob.

Please don't be Spongebob. Please don't

be Spongebob.

>> Hi, Mrs. Puff.

>> Of course,

>> you must be here for the bubble lessons.

Don't worry, Mrs. P.

You'll be learning from a master.

Great.

>> Intruders, a break in.

I knew this can of hairspray would come

in handy one day.

Who's down there? I have an aerosol can

and I'm not afraid to use it.

>> My eyes.

>> Happy friend of mercy.

>> Happy friend of mercy, Squidward.

>> Spongebob, what time is it?

>> It's 1 minute after midnight on the day

that we first met. It's all here in my

Squidward memory book.

>> What? Here's us at camp. Here's when I

moved in right next door. Oh, and here's

when I got employee of the month instead

of you again. Here's one I took a few

minutes ago. Look at you just like AN

ANGEL.

>> NOT MY DAD DID.

GET OUT.

>> OKAY. See you around, friend.

friend

friend

of

>> Happyiversary.

>> Remember the first time I startled you

into this trash can?

>> I know. Go away.

Classic Squitty

memories.

>> Is he here? Is he here?

>> Not here.

>> Hey, Split.

>> Remember that time I dedicated a song to

you?

Oh, you do remember.

Leave me be.

>> Remember the time I got you these rocket

skates?

>> Uh, no.

>> That's because we're making a new

memory.

>> No.

>> Happy Friendversary.

Spongebob.

Spongebob.

Spongebob.

Spongebob

>> here.

Oh, the Kelpy G concert. Now that was a

good memory.

Remember this, SQUIDWARD.

>> Happy friendversary.

>> Remember this, Squidward. Remember

this, Squidward.

Remember this, Squidward.

>> Please, you got to help me.

>> Remember this, Squidward.

>> No, no, no.

>> Hey, Spongebob.

>> Hi, Patrick. How's your spring cleaning

going?

>> It's spring cleaning day. What did

anyone tell me?

Found it. Thanks for the reminder,

Spongebob.

See you again next spring.

What you got in your trash can?

YOU THROWING THIS AWAY? the wrapper from

the gum I gave you yesterday.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Some people just don't understand

sentimental value.

>> You're throwing away Pete.

You You can't part with a keepsake.

That's why you keep them for Pete's

sake.

I I'm disgusted. It's time you

re-evaluate your priorities.

>> Maybe Patrick's right. All of these

things do hold precious memories.

>> No.

Gotcha.

Welcome home, precious memories.

Plastic wrap is neat, huh? Gary,

>> order up. Careful with these ones,

Squidward. They're special.

>> Oh, dear me. I know. I hope I never

forget this moment.

>> You're right. I'm going to need

something to preserve the memory. Oh,

perfect.

Memories. Greasy memories.

Nothing like a hard day's work at the

Krusty Krab. Hey, Squidward. Woo!

>> You're sentimental about your sweat.

>> Oh, that's not all.

And I'm also very sentimental about

these Krusty Krab keepsakes. So many

memories. Grill grease, gum from under

the Crusty Krab tables. Today's mop

water, bendy straws, mayonnaise, a

collection of freshly used ketchup

packets. And these are today's order

tickets written by my favorite fellow

employee, Squidward. See, this one has

your tentacle print on it.

>> Okay, this is getting creepy now.

>> Oh, I guess I better get these precious

memories home.

>> Officially creeped out now.

>> Memories.

Memories.

Hey Gary

there. Safe and sound.

Closed up tight. And you said it

wouldn't fit.

>> Oh, nonsense, Gary. I'll find somewhere

to put everything. Like the front yard.

>> Spongebob.

>> Yes, Mr. Krabs.

>> Didn't you already mop this area?

>> Affirmative, Captain.

>> Well, then why would you mop it again?

>> Why wouldn't I?

Good point,

>> Pearl. What brings you in on such a fine

afternoon?

>> Oh, daddy, it's terrible. The school

dance is this weekend.

>> Oh, that is terrible. Makes my shell

crawl just thinking about it.

>> No, Daddy, don't you understand? The

terrible part is THAT I CAN'T GO to the

dance.

>> Why ever not? Because I have a hideous

particle growing on THE SIDE OF MY FACE.

>> Now calm down there, me little pearl.

I'm sure it can't be half as awful as

you.

>> Great rusty hinge pit of Timmy Jones

locker.

>> We have to get rid of it no matter what

it takes.

>> Anything for me, beloved angel.

>> Okay. I I need an appointment with a

dermatologist, a trip to the spa,

expensive creams and lotions, and

probably some other kind of

>> I meant whatever you need to get rid of

your blemish. NOT LIQUID ANY RETIREMENT

FUND.

>> You know what? Let's go across the

street to the chum bucket. I heard they

have better weather OVER THERE.

>> NO, WAIT. This is starting to eat away

at me. Profit margarine. If I don't come

up with a solution fast, it's going to

cost me a lot more than a couple of

cases of cold cream. La.

>> Oh, Spongebob, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE to

Eddie's?

>> How would you like to do your dear old

chum a favor and rid his beautiful

daughter of her evil barnacles?

>> I will do you this favor, Sir Chum.

Never fear.

>> I don't know, Spongebob. The school

dance is right around the corner, and

this barnacle seems to be getting bigger

by the minute.

>> Trust me, Pearl. We'll be rid of that

thing in no time. I know just what to

do.

>> Are you sure?

>> One time, my friend Patrick, he had this

barnacle the size of an extra-L large

Krabby Patty right in the center of his

forehead. Anyway, I fixed it so we never

saw that barnacle again.

>> How?

>> I took him to see a hypnotist.

>> You took Patrick to a hypnotist.

>> Huh? The barnacle? It became convinced

it was a pelican and flew south for the

winter. We never saw that pelican again.

>> I thought you said it was a barnacle.

>> What did I say?

>> Pelican.

He was a really good hypnotist.

>> Now, just remain calm and this will be

over before you know it.

>> You're really going to use hypnosis to

get rid of the barnacle?

>> Hypnosis? No. I'm just going to pry it

off with my spatula.

Hold still. Now,

>> is everything okay?

>> I don't think the spatula is going to

work. This old weatherbeaten shovel

ought TO DO IT.

DID IT COME OFF?

>> GETTING THERE.

>> SPONGEBOB, how much longer?

>> Oh, shouldn't be too much longer.

Actually, we can take a break now if you

want.

>> Good idea. I got to go scrub my face

down with soap and water.

>> Okay.

Pearl.

>> Pearl. What happened?

>> There's more.

>> I mean, you're right. There are more.

>> All I did was wash with soap and water.

>> H water and this soap. Yes. But why?

>> Because this soap smells so wonderful.

That's why. I know that fragrance from

somewhere.

>> Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want a whiff?

>> No.

More for me.

Okay, Pearl.

>> No, I think one jar of concealing cream

is enough. Don't worry, Pearl. Nobody

will notice A THING.

PEARL, I'M HOME.

>> Something wrong, Mr. Krabs?

>> For a second there, I thought A

TOWERING, HIDEOUS, MIND-BOGGLING

ABOMINATION WAS STANDING HERE STARING at

me in me own living room. But then I

realized it's just me own beloved

daughter, Pearl.

Poor little guy.

Hey, you didn't get any food.

Hey,

>> don't feed the clowns.

>> Pack it up, EVERYONE.

I don't care what that mean old ring

master says. That clown is hungry and

I'm going to feed him.

Hey, where'd the circus go? No, I'll

never find that little clown.

>> There you are.

>> Hey, little clown. The circus left

without you. Quick, we got to get you

back to your clown friends.

Oh, you don't want to go back to the

circus?

>> You don't want to be a circus clown?

You know, little clown, I don't blame

you. You shouldn't stay in a place where

they push you around all the time. Looks

like I'll have to help you find a new

job. But what else can you do?

Oh, you want to work there?

This job should be a snap, little clown.

Watch me pick up the hot dog, put it in

a bun, add the mustard relish. Now

you're having fun.

Look at that. Looks like fun.

>> Okay, you're on.

>> My wieners.

>> Oh, is this your card? SORRY.

>> I think you'll get a job a lot quicker

if we tone down the whole clown thing a

smidge. Don't worry. When I get through

with you, your own ring master won't

recognize you.

businessman wanted.

>> Go get him, little clown. I mean, Mr.

Little Clown.

>> Here's your stool. Here's your stamper.

Now, get to work.

Oh, die.

WHO HIRED THIS CLOWN?

>> UM, you did, sir.

>> FIRE.

>> What happened, little clown? Didn't you

like that job?

Maybe a career in firefighting.

Have a nice fire.

I'll just make sure he gets there

safely.

>> SURPRISE, SPONGEBOB. YOU HAVE A NEW

COWORKER.

>> THIS IS BOB.

SHE'LL BE FILLING IN for Squidward while

he's uh on vacation. Isn't that right,

Mrs. Buck?

>> That's right.

>> And she'll be working unpaid until he

returns, won't she?

>> Yeah.

>> SQUIDWARD, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. YOU'RE

taking a summer off. Have a GOOD TIME.

SEE YOU. THAT WAS CLOSE.

>> It all sounds a bit mysterious to me.

But why should I care? I'm working with

good old Mrs. Puff. Say, did you get my

note?

>> No, I got your note. All right.

>> So, what do you think?

>> What did I think? I THINK IT CAUSED ME

to

Let's just say it changed my life.

>> It certainly has. Now, Spongebob, would

you please show Mrs. Puff her new duties

visa v her recently changed life? Cuz I

sure as snail snot can't be bothered to

do it.

>> Oh, boy. I get to show you the robes,

Mrs. Puff.

Hey, it's kind of like I'm the teacher.

I'm going to be teaching you now.

>> Patience is a virtue.

>> Shall we start with the importance of

good kitchen hygiene or the honor bridge

history of the patty?

>> Why don't we just start with my basic

duties?

>> Eager to get behind the wheel, eh? I

like it. Repeat after me. This is my

register. There are many like it, but

this one is mine.

>> There are many like it, but this one is

mine.

>> Now, like a ship's rudder, this old

register is temperamental. So, when you

hit the total key, what are you doing?

>> Nothing.

>> You're not taking notes. Always remember

good grades.

>> Only follow digent.

>> I know, SPONGEBOB. I TAUGHT you that

phrase.

>> Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. You may borrow

my notepad today. Now, where was I? Oh,

yes. The total key is a bit sticky, so

you're going to have to be forceful, but

not too forceful. Did you get that?

>> Forceful, but not too forceful.

>> You did. Diligence like this deserves a

sticker.

Collect 10, and you're entitled to a

super sticker. Why don't we work on our

customer service with a little

roleplaying? I'll be the customer, and

you show me your best and friendliest

service.

>> Fine.

>> Good day, my lady. Charmed, I'm sure.

>> Funny costume, Spongebob.

>> Forgive me, but I know not of this

Spongebob fellow. My name is Duke Thomas

Feather Muffin, and I entered your place

of business in hopes of procuring lunch

on this fine day.

>> Of course, Mr. Feather Muffin, what

would you like to eat today?

>> Mrs. Puff, it's me, Spongebob. I think

this will go smoother if you just refer

to him as Duke.

>> You mean to refer to you as Duke?

>> Of course. How else would one refer to

me? I am a duke, after all. Now, I

should fast a meal if it's quite all

right with you.

>> Okay, you What will you have?

>> I shall have beans on toast, please.

>> All right, one beans on toast coming up.

>> Mrs. Puff, Spongebob again. You better

inform the Duke that we don't serve

beans on toast.

>> This is just ridiculous. Would you

simply explain my duties, please?

>> What are you doing yelling at me,

customers? The Duke here is one of me

regulars. And I don't need to explain

what happens when you start losing your

regularity, do I?

>> No, dear. Message received, Mr. Krabs.

>> Just don't let it happen again, Puff.

>> Well, I see you had a little trouble

getting in gear there, but you'll be in

the fast lane before you know it.

>> Here comes another customer. Let's see

if you can apply what you've learned.

Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir. May I

take your order?

>> Yes.

>> One Krabby Patty, please.

>> $1, please. Thank you.

>> Good job, Mrs. Puff. Now, all that's

left is to submit the order to the cook.

>> One Krabby Patty.

>> Oh, Mrs. Puff.

>> What?

>> It must have slipped your mind that you

also need to submit the order in writing

as well. It's the only way to ensure

maximum clarity.

>> Fine. Here's your written form.

>> One Krabby Patty, Mrs. Puff,

>> what now?

>> Well, I can't begin cooking until the

bell is rung.

>> Thank you. Although a smidge less

rigorous next time, please.

>> Order up. You've done well so far,

student. Now, we deliver the item to the

customer. Be cautious, but swift. Well,

I wouldn't go that way if I were you.

It's faster if you go this way, Mrs.

Hey,

look out for the barrel.

>> For claming out loud.

Sheesh.

I'm still not there yet.

Patrick Patrick, what have you done to

yourself?

>> I've been waking up, eating,

sleeping, waking up, eating, sleeping,

waking up, eating, SLEEPING FOR MY WHOLE

LIFE WITHOUT A REST. I need a break from

the hustle and bustle of my everyday

life. I'm so exhausted. Oh, hey,

Spongebob.

Please help me. Pal, what you need is a

vacation.

>> That's it. I need a vacation.

>> So, you'd like a vacation?

>> Great. ANOTHER THING FOR ME TO DO?

>> YES, HE'D like a vacation.

>> Well, your options are endless, Mr.

Star. Anywhere from beautiful white

sandy beaches to exhilarating jungle

safaris. It all depends on your budget.

home.

>> I guess I'll just have to stay home.

>> Stay home. That's it. You can take a

station.

>> What? What's that?

>> Take a vacation at home. No packing, no

travel. Just do whatever you want to do.

Best of all, it's free.

>> Oh, boy.

>> All right, Patrick. Enjoy your station.

>> That's what I'M GOING TO DO, BUDDY.

Welcome to Star Rock in, sir. My name is

Todd. Can I check you in?

>> I don't know. Can you?

>> Ah, yes. Stars. Patrick Star, room 801.

Your key, sir. And please don't hesitate

to let us know if there's anything we

can do to make your stay more

comfortable.

>> May I take your bags, Mr. Star?

>> I don't have any bag.

>> Follow me, sir. Your room is right this

way.

your room, sir.

>> Oh dear.

>> Something wrong, Mr. Star?

>> Well, um, honestly, uh, I I'm not sure I

like the way this room is arranged.

>> Arranged?

>> One hour later.

>> Mr. Star, are you sure about this?

>> You know, I Maybe it's the walls.

I got it. Let's put the room back the

way it was originally.

>> The pool is one of the Star Rocking's

most relaxing features.

>> Oh, a pool.

>> Where's the diving board? The diving

board. Oh. Um, one diving board coming

up.

Your diving board, sir.

>> All right.

>> You okay, sir?

My head is swimming just fine. Thank

you.

>> Oh no.

Like,

>> are you okay, sir?

>> So cold.

>> This calls for CPR. Candy peppermint

resuscitation.

>> So weak.

strength.

Returning,

>> but I'm still hungry.

>> Follow me, sir.

If you would take your seat, sir.

>> Your dining bir.

>> Wow,

what luxury.

>> One Krabby Patty coming up. Good

morning, Patrick.

YOU'RE BUDDY. SPONGEBOB,

>> WANT TO GO FOR A BIKE RIDE THROUGH

jellyfish fields?

>> YOU BET YOUR SQUARE PANTS I DO.

OH, I love bike riding.

I forgot I don't have a bike.

>> No problem. I have a spare.

>> Uh-oh. Hold on. It'll just take me a

minute to find it.

Sorry, Patrick. I just can't see Doom.

>> Find it.

>> Check out this sweet ride.

>> Thanks, G Bear.

>> Come on, Spongebob. Follow me.

Oh yeah, I don't know how to ride a

bike.

I guess I can't go bike ready with you,

Spongebob.

>> Now, don't you worry your pretty pink

pointy head. I can teach you how to be

an expert bicyclist.

>> Oh, nice.

I'm going TO BE AN ICICLE.

Lesson one, how to properly sit on a

bike. Face forward, arms parallel, but

loose.

Both feet placed firmly on the sand.

>> Okay, then. Here I go.

>> Turn around. Other side. Up, but not

quite. Okay, up. Getting there.

>> Who's this?

>> Um, maybe we need a more hands-on

approach. Handlebars grasped firmly,

juicy planted, feet stable, and ta.

>> I did it.

>> Don't worry, you just need to get the

hang of it.

>> Yeah, almost got it.

Nearly there.

Close.

>> You know, Patrick, I think you have

gravity trouble. I don't know what

you're talking about.

>> Uh-huh. Those should keep you upright.

>> Maybe some training wheels.

>> That'll make you a little more stable.

>> That's what my psychiatrist says.

Time to check under the hood.

>> Just as I thought. Your brain's a bit

unbalanced.

Now give it a try.

>> I think someone's ready to pedal.

>> I think so, too.

>> That's it. Now, pedal nice and easy.

>> Then don't you let go.

>> Don't worry, buddy. I won't take my

hands off this bike. I promise.

I'm doing it.

>> I didn't let go.

>> You need something to help you focus.

>> Way ahead of you.

>> Hello.

>> Yeah, it's working. Badger, you're doing

great.

For now, just observe me. Take a closer

look and see how it's done.

Watch my feet and do what I do.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
imitation /ˌɪmɪˈteɪʃən/ B2	noun - the act of copying something or someone
flattery /ˈflætəri/ C1	noun - excessive or insincere praise
money /ˈmʌni/ A1	noun - currency used to buy goods and services
impression /ɪmˈprɛʃən/ B2	noun - the effect or feeling something produces
memory /ˈmɛməri/ B1	noun - the faculty of recalling past events
bubble /ˈbʌbəl/ A2	noun - a thin sphere of liquid enclosing air
license /ˈlaɪsəns/ B1	noun - official permission to do something
hypnosis /hɪpˈnoʊsɪs/ C1	noun - a trance-like state induced to suggestibility
barnacle /ˈbɑːrnəkəl/ C2	noun - a hard sea creature that attaches to surfaces
patty /ˈpæti/ B2	noun - a small flat cake of food, usually meat
grease /ɡriːs/ B1	noun - a thick oily substance used for lubrication
order /ˈɔːrdər/ A2	noun - a request to supply goods or services
ticket /ˈtɪkɪt/ B1	noun - a piece of paper or card giving the holder a right to travel, enter, etc.
crusty /ˈkrʌsti/ B2	adjective - having a hard outer layer; rough in manner
krabs /kræbz/ B2	proper noun - surname of the crab character in SpongeBob SquarePants
clown /klaʊn/ B1	noun - a performer who wears funny makeup and costume
squidward /ˈskwɪdwɜːrd/ B2	proper noun - surname of the octopus character in SpongeBob SquarePants

Key Grammar Structures

• I want to remind you all that you're representing THE KRUSTY KRABS.

  ➔ Noun clause with ‘that’ after a verb of wanting/causing.

  ➔ The phrase “I **want** to **remind** you all **that** you’re **representing** THE KRUSTY KRABS.”

• Imitation plus flattery equals happy people.

  ➔ Simple present with a subject‑verb agreement (singular subject ‘Imitation plus flattery’).

  ➔ The verb “**equals**” agrees with the singular subject “**Imitation plus flattery**”.

• I'm going to need an appointment with a dermatologist.

  ➔ ‘Going to’ + infinitive for a planned future action.

  ➔ The structure **‘I’m going to need’** signals a future necessity.

• If you don’t need a license to drive a bubble, you can still go.

  ➔ Zero conditional (if + present simple, present simple) for general truths.

  ➔ Both clauses use the **present simple**: “**don’t need**” and “**can still go**”.

• You're trying to tell me that was a compliment?

  ➔ Indirect question with ‘that’‑clause after a verb of perception.

  ➔ The phrase **‘trying to tell me that was a compliment’** embeds a statement inside the question.

• We've had enough of your nonsense.

  ➔ Present perfect (‘have + past participle’) to express a state that started in the past and continues.

  ➔ The **‘have had’** construction shows that the feeling started earlier and remains now.

• I'll be your tour guide for today.

  ➔ Future simple with ‘will’ for a spontaneous decision or promise.

  ➔ The modal **‘will’** signals a commitment: “**I’ll be** your tour guide.”

• Honestly, I don’t think it’s a miracle.

  ➔ Verb ‘think’ + that‑clause with a negative opinion; optional ‘that’ omitted.

  ➔ The speaker **doesn’t think** **it’s a miracle** – a negative opinion expressed with “don’t think”.