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your eyeball I'll just relax

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hi everyone welcome back to our channel

my name is Stephanie and today we're

back and I know what you're thinking

Stephanie what is that patch on your

wonderful honeybee merch bits now this

patch is because I think it runs in our

family we have been having insanely

insane sinus problems and we have

graduated from the vapor rub stick to

the vick's vapo patch but it looks like

we're trying to quit smoking cigarettes

it's not that it just has like this like

nice little scent to it that just clears

our nostrils to the pathways of heaven

and back it's pretty nice it's pretty

awesome

do you want one today we're back with 50

wings from wing stuff I'm super excited

because we have the atomic flavor we've

got the spicy Korean because you're 11

although that was atomic you ordered hot

no is this hot and this is Korea right

yeah okay hot - that's Jen's favorite

yeah Korean that's you I mean that's not

you but you like it obviously be like

that sweet Korean oh that's spicy Korea

Korean spice and then I got some lemon

pepper and like it's sour and then we

got mango habanero and then what is this

mango habanero in Hawaii okay I don't

like the saucy ones let's get started I

like lemon pepper and I like blue cheese

and they have ranch so all right I'm

gonna do this one favorite one

mmm that's good

lemon pepper mmm good nothing beats a

lemon pepper you just come because you

guys literally likes the most basic

flavor there is how winds and eleven pet

pepper like they have so many unique

flavor unique ones damn this is good

mmm what one did you eat I don't know

but it's good let's write your hot one

then I already dipped in blue cheese for

the thumbnails are you know like

bobbleheads aren't good only the flats

are good

lemon pepper drums they're like very dry

but the flats perfection hurt I don't

know if this is true please confirm I

heard every store mixes their coke with

what with what it's mixed at the factory

but when they ship it to restaurants

that they have deals with they ship the

concentrate they make it in their

fountain which is a percentage of sugar

and water or something like that mixed

into it something like that

that's why apparently every single

restaurant fast-food chain there coke

tastes different like have you ever

noticed that chick-fil-a just hits

different I don't know they have Coke

but like chick-fil-a just hits different

it could be the Styrofoam cup it could

be the ice that's really small like the

weird cube balled ice science it could

be like my pleasure you know

oh god yeah and so it could be any of

that but I heard that each fast-food

chain like has own different variations

of coke and the coat that we ordered was

hella watery it just tasted like water

tap water conspiracy theory uh-huh

where has a shane dawson talk about the

water well what's our water company

owned by water owned by coke that

everybody hate this are you yeah why not

but I don't know I'd say that when you

open this honey water it makes a noise

its I just know it tastes weird yeah

everybody say it tastes of course there

were so many pictures going viral on

Twitter you know how everyone was buying

all the water and the toilet paper you

know

nobody buy the song in water and Dasani

was still like fully in stock nobody so

in business they say you only see them

at like vending machines or like like

baseball syria hmm yeah why do you have

deals cuz they but one buy coke you know

there's people say water is water like

if you like school fountain mm-hmm like

it's good or bad bad bad you know in

China whether like a water place it's

like just like sink like a roll of sink

and then in the summer we just turn on

the faucet and we like drink on it you

know ro yeah after pee would just pull

our head like under the sink you know I

drink like that yeah like a bunch of

cows that's efficient that's very

efficient very this story is a creepy

story that I found on reddit and I'm

just kind of wondering what you guys

would do in a situation like this

because this is actually from a thread

that is all true stories this is not a

no sleepy story this is not no

creepypasta beats this is a let's not

meet and if you guys don't know about

that thread let's not meet on reddit

it's pretty much a thread about people

who never want to meet you again because

you're creepy shady beats they kind of

tell the story of having strange

occurrences or just strange interactions

with strangers that are obviously

weirder than the norm you know you meet

some strange people throughout the day

but this is just kind of a creepy person

and so this all starts with a grandma

now her name let's call her Teresa

because I just feel like every grandma

should be named Teresa like once I turn

into a grandma I'm changing my name to

Teresa

I mean Stephanie's kind of grand money

that is so rude no Stephanie can have

some turkey why do our grandchildren

talk like that

a gray and musty ebony can I get some

cookies I love you grandma

you talk too much Wow my mom knows

what's good I don't want to order the

corn and she kept yelling at me to order

the corn no order the corn and then

afterward it's just like I'll give you

guys one piece each one small piece of

corn each and it's pretty good

well my Theresa her daughter is going

out on vacation with her husband and so

she decided to watch her young children

now most of your children are young

except for their it's a teenager in the

house and let's call her Megan

everything seemed to be going really

well up until one night at 3:00 in the

morning grandma Teresa had been awoken

up by a noise as she heard she's a very

light sleeper most grandmas are and she

decides you know what it's probably not

worth investigating but since I'm

already awake let me go grab a glass of

water she walks down the stairs and she

goes to the sink and she's pouring

herself a glass of water which by the

way totally sight note this only happens

in movies let me know if you guys see

this happen in real life where people

like just wake up in the middle then I

go to the kitchen first of all I would

never I would never I would just wait it

out I would thirst it out so in the

morning right they go to work yeah why

would you go to the kitchen right they

go to the kitchen they grab a glass and

then there's like a window with no

shades on it and they just pour tap

water from the sink looking out the

window I like first of all I wouldn't

have the balls to look out the window

when you just need your reflection while

you're pouring this glass of water never

in a movie do I ever see people pour tap

water into a cup not that anything's

wrong with it some cities have really

clean tap water but like never in movies

do I ever see that unless they wake up

at 3:00 in the morning I never see it

like 3:00 p.m. they're like do you own a

glass of water they never just do tap

water it's so strange I don't know what

it is I don't know what it is it's a

whole conspiracy she wasted at 3:00 in

the morning she goes for her glass of

water right when all of a sudden she

hears that noise again and she goes okay

no I think it's time to investigate

maybe there's raccoons getting into our

trash I have no idea what's going on and

so she goes over to her windows and she

looks outside and she can make out a

figure and there was a tiny little

bicycle that was just kind of tossed

onto their lawn I guess and she knows

it's not one of their kids the

grandchildren randoms

ha I wonder who that bicycle belongs to

and she sees this man oh no it's a boy

it's a young boy it looks like Oh high

school maybe he's wearing like one of

those letterman jackets from high school

why is he walking on our lawn and he

looks like he's kind of sneaking out out

of the bushes onto the lawn right oh she

looks him she goes you know what this

guy maybe he's trying to scope out the

house maybe it's a bunch of high

schoolers trying to rob houses right now

and I'm not gonna call the cops because

what happens when you turn into a

grandma with lots of grandkids is they

don't want other grandkids to get in

trouble and so she says it's better if I

just give this grandkid is scared if I

just scare them - never doing these

crimes again instead of calling the cops

and ruining this high schoolers life

possibly don't hang on but I'm scared of

teenagers because I know what I was like

when I was a teenager - that's scary so

I would call the cops on me like if I

opened the door and it was teenage

Stephanie to do I'd like number one

right now would you say you are a scary

teenager no I'm responsible

it's like so dry but so good I think

it's like dry and textured I think this

place is lemon pepper mm-hmm good lemon

pepper why do you live in pepper

whatever pepper do to you

she decides to turn on the porch lights

walk outside and say yeah what are you

doing on our property she wanted to

scare him without having him get

arrested and his parents kill him and

yeah you know because he's a high

schooler and he comes out and he goes oh

so sorry I'm sorry I was um I was

looking for Megan and she was very good

and he goes yeah Megan and then their

last name right mhm and then she goes

hold on a second and now they lived in

like I guess like maybe one of those

houses I have like a porch game they

have a lot of those in Georgia they

don't have as many in California but

they have like a porch screen and then

your actual front door so you can I keep

the Porsche screen open and lock it

technically but I mean it's so easy to

break into a porch screen it's literally

just a netted screen right and so she

had closed the porch screen but not the

actual door of the house and she goes

into Megan's room and she wakes Megan up

and she goes Megan what was your big

idea having your boyfriend come over at

3 in the morning you thought we wouldn't

noticed you thought you could sneak

you know mm-hmm she wakes up and she

goes boyfriend grandma what are you

talking about I don't have a boyfriend

and she lives well you better go outside

and tell your friend and go home and

don't ever think about coming back

anytime soon I don't know what you're

talking about grandma puts on a sweater

and she walks out to the porch screen

and she looks outside and she stops dead

in her tracks and she goes who did he

say he was looking for

anyway I goes he asked for you Megan

don't act like is one of your siblings

because they're all much younger than

her and Megan goes did he ask for me by

name and then grandma goes yeah and she

was grandma Connor Nolan I've never seen

this person before oh so she seized up

dude yeah hmm

he's like near the porch doesn't the

grandmother swash and so she goes and

wakes up the grandpa and then all of a

sudden she hears screaming where's Megan

screaming officer because that guy was

running up the porch steps and so she

slams the main door shut and locks it

right just in time and so then he starts

banging on it saying Megan come out come

out Megan and then the grandparents are

calling 9-1-1 they're freaking out the

cops are on their way but it takes a

couple minutes at least right and so

he's still there screaming saying Megan

you better come outside right now and

everyone's like do you know him just

like I have never seen him he doesn't

even go to our school I've never seen

him like even just in passing I've never

seen him before right and so they're all

freaking out and they're looking out the

window and they see the cop sirens like

coming down the block right into the

cookie thank God and I guess the guy had

seen the cop sirens - and heard it and

so he goes and he turns around and there

was a car that was hidden behind a bush

a car and he gets into the passenger

seat and they drive away so it wasn't

just him on a bike and then the cops

come and they were questioning everyone

and they were like you know are you sure

you've never seen this like this isn't

like some weirdo from your school no

she's like no I've never seen him before

like I would know like our schools

pretty small I would know anyone that's

in our school cops were like yeah we've

been getting a lot of calls like this

recently make sure to take off all of

your social media and so they posted

this on reddit just kind of like also

what do you guys think happened because

this happened in real life and so

obviously you guys want help like if

this happened to me I'd probably post a

video about it and really put it help me

what's going on and a lot of people were

saying it's crazy because snapchat they

have like this local fee and they're

saying that a lot of the times kids have

snapchat and they don't disable their

share

location or some [ __ ] you find out where

you live because your names on snapchat

and then they could try to locate you

easily hey but I also don't know why

that was even invented like I don't want

my friends to know where I am ever yeah

remember hey my mom you know your

Facebook came out with you can see where

all your friends are yeah okay that was

before your age I guess yeah but it was

here I don't understand I don't want to

know where all my friends are what are

you doing John I'm at the gym no you're

lying

I see you're a Casey's house that's

weird that's why I disabled my - yeah I

disabled all of mine is so creepy even

the Apple friends thing so do you people

think it happened matter mm-hmm or they

track her by snatch up and then trying

to kidnap her yeah or do some bad things

turn a scary hmm you know how old she

was high school like maybe like 16 oh my

god isn't that so creepy I'm crazy

people out there so I got threat people

who's just constantly posting creepy

happening yeah like that's not me means

like they're usually strangers and like

please never let's never meet again

usually it's like robbers that they me

apparently right now there's a lot more

creepy stuff happening just like people

coming door-to-door and like saying some

[ __ ] oh sure there's I don't know

how I'm sure it's like a very rare

occurrence but I did meet someone

talking about how there's a lot of older

elderly people being used by robbers

what do you like knock on the door and

be like I live across the street and I

lost this and this I need to call and

like right now especially people are

like trying to protect the elderly you

know so they're like oh of course it's

okay and so then they like let them in

but then like the elderly is working for

a group of robbers that aren't elderly

it's not like a bunch of elderly robbers

obviously you know the story that goes

for anyone so they're like don't even

open the door like even if they look

like a doctor an elderly person who

needs help like do not open the door

like Beyonce and there was like that one

thing that went viral of a woman who is

like putting up a sign that said like if

you need help I'm here for you right and

her neighbor was elderly she put up this

eye and I was like if you need help I'm

here for you right and her neighbor

comes to the window and reads her sign

and she was and she goes and she writes

her own sign and just says you get lost

say that one more now who wrote that

like a young neighbor I was like you

know my my neighbors are elderly I'm

gonna like put up a sign and so she put

up a sign like if you ever need anything

like call me you know oh we like put it

in front of the window her neighbor and

her neighbor was like and then when I

wrote a sign I said [ __ ] you get lost

together like so thank you the next

story it's not a campsite where you

probably shouldn't be especially during

this time have you ever gone camping

mm-hmm do you like you like camping why

too many mosquitoes that's why you like

camping why don't you like camping

why scared or you just feel like there's

a lot of freaking mosquitoes like no

shower I'm scared

elissa camping to me is just as

appealing as a cruise which I know right

now nobody likes cruises but I don't

like produces even before nobody likes

cruises because they just feel like

being like the same concept you know

there's so many cruises right now has no

where to Lane they get rejected by every

country know why because they have no

country that's the whole thing they have

no country what do you mean yes all

these businesses they like do their

taxes in like a separate country even

though they're like mainly American run

gets me riled up sorry right now there's

people yeah when they found you know

infected people on the cruise nobody

would want to take them so what are they

doing like this in the middle of the

ocean exactly

really yeah it's really sad okay that's

actually sad yeah I thought you might

like just like empty cruise boats have

no no no with people so there are people

who's sharing a story I just read

earlier

it's just really difficult they've been

on the cruise for like a couple of weeks

now and they say couldn't get off

because there are people who's infected

on the cruise about it because majority

of people that are on cruises I usually

like middle-aged older like holiday

they're like we've saved up for this

vacation and then now they're like

prolonged vacation I saw this couple who

is on there on March 9th for two weeks

and that too we just turned south after

like a week or so and nobody knows

what's going on right now huh anyways

I'm so sorry camping I got really

grabbed I'm just scared of cruises and

I'm scared of camping I'm scared of

being around other people like camping

just in the wilderness scary the way

that a campsite works even from someone

who has no knowledge of Camby but my

sister likes to camp is that you rent

like this little perimeter right like

this little box right it's gonna box it

and you get that like you rent it and

they have like these bathrooms that are

maintained because you're paying for it

by paying for this little slot of land

your places to park your cars and then

you have a bunch of like different

campsites near you and so it's almost

like this community activity with

strangers how could that go wrong right

and so this couple we're gonna call them

John and Mary they have been dating for

12 years and they officially got married

now during their entire 12 years of you

know dating and all of that jazz they

loved mountains they loved everything

about mountains and unfortunately they

don't live near mountains and so they

decided for their honeymoon why don't we

take a road trip drive across the

country to this beautiful mountain range

area and they have this like nice

mountainside campsite that's like

world-renowned people love it like

people say it's the best place to camp

you know and they're professionals at

camping like they know how to set up

their tent they got these two big dogs

they're throwing them into the car and

they're all gonna do it together right

oh and so they get there and the first

day it's pretty normal they set up their

tent and they start making friends

already because the nearby campers are

like wow you guys are amazing at tenting

can you help us set up our tent you know

and they're just like a young couple

with lots of dogs and it just seems like

a fun time and then all of a sudden

they're sitting under a tree one day off

of their campsite and they're just kind

of enjoying the nice day when they get

startled because they hear a girls voice

behind them and she says

and even the dogs start barking like

crazy because that's how quiet she was

like normally dogs can hear people

approaching from a while away but they

didn't hear her and so she approaches

can I pet your dog and the dogs were

already so riled up that the owners Mary

and John were like I'm actually there

like a little bit emotional right now

like no right I'm so sorry and she just

kind of stared and didn't leave and then

she sits down and just kind of looks oh

oh boy so creepy I'm like okay

ventually she walks away and they walk

away now I think the reason that this

got so much attention on let's not meet

was because it's just so real like this

could happen to anyone like you've

always been to a place where there's

always that like socially awkward person

and if you're me it's you like it's me

I'm the socially awkward person right

but like this is like the type of

experience where I feel like I can kind

of relate to this girl but then at the

same time like not completely like I can

relate to her awkwardness but not

completely right because I feel like if

I had to go to like a campsite with

school and it was mandatory I might be

this awkward but keep in mind there's

not a mandatory campsite she could have

stayed home and so she also didn't look

like she was homeless or anything which

is kind of pertinent to the story and so

she has her backpack and they kind of

wash her because they're kind of creeped

out and she sets up camp at the edge of

someone's campsite and there was already

tent set up so they were like okay maybe

she is friends with those people who

knows right she sets up a one-person

tent and they don't think about it

because they're just trying to enjoy

their honeymoon and so then John decides

you know what I'm gonna go take a shower

real quick so he walks to the men's

camping showers and he has to walk past

her tent

and when he walks past to go to the

shower station he looks and her scent

like tent with his peripheral vision and

he sees that she's just laying there

reading a book then he's like you know

what maybe were just being dramatic

maybe she's just like socially awkward

at time and so then he walks he takes a

shower and on his way back he sees that

the tent itself is like jiggling which

is like weird but like whatever right

like she's just having a hard time maybe

it's like calling with who knows and so

then he's walking by and the tent is

like halfway closed and the minute that

he sees her she makes eye contact she

unzips the

hands and she's completely naked and she

says jiggling her boobies and they're

like making eye contact and so then he's

like and then he runs back to his tent

and he and his wife talk about it and

they have a little good laugh over it

right maybe she's a little socially

awkward and maybe she was just thought

he was cute and thought that you know he

would cheat on his wife who knows right

and so they're like okay that's really

creepy really weird and so they move on

with their day the next day they go on a

trail now this trail is very commonly

used by the campsite because it's a

beautiful trail right but it's such a

big one that unless you decide to start

at the same time or you see people at

the start of the trail you like run up

and start with them you're not really

gonna pass other campers because it's

that big and like the way to come back

you don't just come back on the same

trail it's like a loop thing right and

so then you know they're walking on

their trail and they decide to wait

let's stop with the dogs and let's take

pictures it's such a good view right

here and so they're taking pictures when

all of a sudden they see her just like

in the corner like watching them oh so

they're like okay that's so weird we

didn't see her like getting on the trail

earlier right and so they're like okay

let's go let's go and they start walking

right in the dogs are with him and they

start walking and she's just walking

behind them and like to the point where

the dogs are getting unnerved and one of

the dogs keeps like turning around to

look at her and so they kept getting

annoyed because if you've ever walked a

dog and they keep turning around you're

like driving me crazy right so then they

decide okay because I'm how annoying our

little dog goes being we're gonna wait

till she passes and so they wait to the

side and she stops she just waits with

us yeah maybe she's really lonely you

know and so then they look at each other

and they go are you feeling sick and

they go yeah let's head back right and

so they start jogging with the dogs and

they take like a little shortcut back to

the campsite and she starts jogging at

one point with them and then they

eventually lose her and so that was very

strange she decides to go shower and

marry the wife she says okay I'm gonna

go hit the showers so she grabs all of

her stuff and she goes inside and she's

showering and she hears a bunch of girls

talking about how they're going to drive

to the ski resort that's nearby and

there's clubs there right and it's very

common that girls get ready to go

clubbing in this bathroom because of how

close the clubs are and so you know she

looks outside after she

the shower and the other girl is there

the stalker girl which they never knew

her name and so she is like oh so which

restaurant are we meeting at right and

by the way like the couple is really

familiar with this area like they're

really familiar with a lot of these like

mountainside campsites and she named a

really popular restaurant one of the

girls and she knows that it closes at

10:00 but she's like yeah I meet us at

midnight there who's talking to her

right now

like two random girls are talking to the

stalker girl and the wife is listening

they're asking the stalker girl yeah the

girl is like where are we meeting where

are we meeting they're all friends it

seems weird it seems like the two girls

don't want to be the stock girls fret oh

right and then the stock girl is like

okay okay I'll meet you guys there and

she'll eat so then she kind of looks

around the wife looks around and the two

girls are like god she's so [ __ ]

annoying and so then the wife is like

what happened right and she's like I

don't know like we just bought this

campsite for the weekend and she just

pitched her tent on our campsite and

we're paying for the whole campsite just

like in the corner of our campsite she

just pitched her tent and then like

every time what cooks more is she like

come over and like cook s'mores and then

we like try to let her know that like

what are you doing here by making her

feel uncomfortable but she just doesn't

get the message she just like won't

leave and she keeps trying to hang out

with those she keeps trying to go

clubbing with us and we're like we don't

even know you like this loosely like a

girls trip and so then she's like oh

that's so strange but whatever and they

don't know if they went clubbing the

next day happens the two girls had left

the campsite and so it's just her alone

on that little single campsite and at 3

in the morning the husband wakes up

because he hears the dogs barking and

his tent is all zipped up and he's like

that sounds like someone walking because

it's not just like leaves rustling it's

a crunch crunch right yeah and so then

he opens up the tent a tiny bit just

istic as I am

[Laughter]

like every time you do that we cuz I

thought she would be outside like boo

no she wasn't doing that yeah and so

then he sticks his eye back and he makes

eye contact with her and she's like

reaching for one of their bags of food

and then jiggly they make eye contact

and suddenly she screams and runs away

like what like how you just came yeah

but it was just very strange like

everything about all of like the

interactions it's just like that

borderline horror movie like they never

know what she's gonna do because she's

so calm and staring and always nearby

yeah and so he goes back to sleep

and the next day they feel a little bit

calmer because you know their friends

had driven all the way over there too

and they were gonna set up a tent and

because they had work they were only

gonna stay for the weekend right and so

they set up a tent and as they're

setting up a tent they had gotten there

and they had just gotten there so they

what they went down at the time to tell

them about the stalker girl and she's

suddenly on their campsite and obviously

the couple had been dealing with her for

days so they just kind of look at her

right and then the friends are really

like friendly really go hey like you

know what brings you here like how's the

can't say how long have you been here

and she walks up to the dog and the dogs

I feel like when my dog knows that

someone's weird she loves everyone but

there I've seen mango hate about three

people in her life and they're not

strangers I feel like these people did

something to her like every time they

just browse no but I go like her back of

her neck hair stands up and she growls

and if they try to pet her she gets low

to the ground and they're like friends

we're friends of friends and I just feel

like I don't know like I just would

never leave that person alone with mango

because I'm like maybe they accidentally

dropped her or something

and she's like traumatized and they

actually dropping her job doesn't make

it like I've accidentally stepped on the

dog's paws you know or like accidentally

tripped on them and like you just say

sorry and they're fine right but I don't

know it's just weird right and the dogs

didn't like the stalker girl and so

she's like can I pet your dog and one of

the dogs

already like right and so then the

couple was like I mean the dogs already

not really responding friendly to you

soon oh right

and that's when their friends realized

okay we don't like this girl right so

they're like she's like oh I have that

same brand of tent and the friends go oh

that's cool

and she goes let me help you set it up

and she grabs a hammer and she starts

trying to hem down like the little pitch

thing right and the friends are like not

it's okay like you don't have to help us

right and she looks around when they

said you don't have to help us and looks

at every single person with this hammer

in her hand and now a normal person what

would you say like if you were the one

trying to help and they said oh you

don't have to help us would you say okay

not just him are you now no okay fine

bye yes so she's Iran she has the hammer

like this and she drops it stares calmly

walks away damn and so everyone's like

dude what the [ __ ] was that like that's

not a normal human interaction that's

weird right and then the next day they

wake up and her campsite has been just

flooded with litter so her tenants all

packed up and so they're like okay maybe

she's a lot thank God right

and so then their last day there they

decide to go take pictures on a trail

and she's there

again with her backpack just watching

them doesn't say a word and then they

walk away get in their car pack their

stuff and they never heard from her

again they don't even know her name but

the entire honeymoon she was just always

there I'm surprised they we're still

there after the first day that's what

the comments are saying you know like a

well okay so the thing is like he did

post a picture of her because when they

weren't posting a picture of like the

mountain site they got her in frame on

the corner and the crazy thing is all of

the redditors in the thread were like

that is not what I expected her to look

why you don't see her face but like I

guess you just expect to see either like

I when I was reading this story I was

envisioning someone maybe that looks

more like me like kind of like long

crazy hair you know just like looks

creepy like obviously because I'm like

so cool yeah but like a creepy version

of me like if someone wanted to look

like me but then like was creepy you

know kind of like long like that's what

a lot of commenters were saying too that

they were expecting like some like

grudge looking girl right

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or some people were expecting someone

that's like very not well-kept like you

know has her hair all like matted and

just like maybe you question if they are

homeless or not right because you're

like oh I wonder if maybe she's here to

get shelter but she like I believe she

had like a Michael Kors bag on like she

just looked like your normal normal

normal normal normal girl like I've

never seen a girl look more normal she

like dresses normal just everything

about her so normal like if I saw her at

Trader Joe's I would never think that

she was harassing a couple on their

honeymoon I'd be like this is a normal

[ __ ] she probably thinks I'm the creep

turns out she's the creep and so a lot

of commenters were saying that they

think so they're it's not an it's not an

illness but there are a group of people

who have this belief that once they

overcome something that the world will

be at their feet so this comes from a

place of anger sometimes so a lot of

people were speculating this is what was

wrong with her because a lot of people

were like you know I didn't seem like

she had any sort of apparent mental

illness right or any sort of apparent

thing wrong with her just like really

weird creepy and lack of social skills

and so what they believe does not my

belief just a lot of redditors is that

there is actually a lot of like stand-up

comedians well used to be not really

successful stand-up comedians who want

to be a stand-up comedian but they're so

scared of public speaking

and they believe that if they overcome

public speaking then everyone will love

them and they'll be the next Kevin Hart

and when that doesn't happen they get

really angry at the world

kind of like the Joker and so there's

actually a group of people that believe

in that in terms of social mists right

so you know how like if someone is

really socially awkward or they are

socially shy what do you tell them like

just talk to someone like it did what's

the worst that can happen they're just

gonna talk back and you're gonna make

friends that's how you make friends just

start a conversation and because

everyone keeps telling them this they

believe that as long as they start a

conversation they'll have all the

friends that they want and so they

believe that maybe she's in this group

where she like overcame this barrier

came to the campsite to make friends and

was like slowly getting angered when it

wasn't happening it is still kind of

creepy

kind of make sense yeah you know that

was kind of like what the redditors

thought was Paresh you know and there's

like apparently a large group of people

who kind of I hate that advice too yeah

when people say just talk to someone

just yes that's harder than you think

yeah that doesn't help at all Thanks

or like when you're panicked about

something and they're like just relax

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just relax you know I get such a weird

advice like it's like you said nothing

it's like if someone's sick you're like

just feel better like just get better

feel better don't cause like what be

better love it over the comments what

are your thoughts on these two cases

what do you think that their outcomes

were like with the guy on the bike like

what do you think his intention was this

girl what do you think her intention was

and sometimes can people have really

good intentions but it comes off just

super creepy like what if this guy just

saw her on local snapchat it was like I

have to profess my love for her I have

to confess all my feelings for her like

this is love that for a site and friend

can you drive me there I don't have a

car and I can't do it in the middle of

the day because like her I saw her

family was there and they're gonna say

no you're a creep you can't believe you

saw her on snapchat you know and then

like what if this girl she's just like

really wants to make friends she just

doesn't know how that's true or what if

they're both serial murderers let me

know in the comments your thoughts that

I hope you guys enjoyed and I'll see you

guys tomorrow buddy

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
eyeball /ˈaɪbɔːl/ B1	noun - the globe-shaped organ of sight in the head
relax /rɪˈlæks/ A2	verb - to become or make less tense or anxious
wonderful /ˈwʌndərfl/ B1	adjective - inspiring delight, pleasure, or admiration
insanely /ɪnˈseɪnli/ B2	adverb - to a very great degree; extremely
problems /ˈprɒbləmz/ A2	noun - a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome
graduated /ˈɡrædʒueɪtɪd/ B1	verb - to successfully complete a course of study
nostrils /ˈnɒstrɪlz/ B2	noun - each of the two openings of the nose
pathways /ˈpæθweɪz/ B1	noun - a track or route
awesome /ˈɔːsəm/ A2	adjective - extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear
excited /ɪkˈsaɪtɪd/ A2	adjective - very enthusiastic and eager
atomic /əˈtɒmɪk/ B2	adjective - relating to or using the energy released in nuclear fission or fusion
spicy /ˈspaɪsi/ A2	adjective - flavored with or containing strong spices
lemon /ˈlemən/ A2	noun - a yellow citrus fruit with a tart, acidic juice
pepper /ˈpepər/ A2	noun - a pungent spice made from dried peppercorns
mango /ˈmæŋɡoʊ/ A2	noun - a fleshy, oval, yellowish-red tropical fruit
habanero /həbəˈnɛroʊ/ B2	noun - a very hot chili pepper
saucy /ˈsɔːsi/ B1	adjective - covered in or containing sauce
flats /flæts/ A2	noun - the flat, boneless part of a chicken wing

Key Grammar Structures

• your eyeball I'll just relax

  ➔ Future simple with 'will' for a spontaneous decision/threat.

  ➔ The sentence uses a direct, slightly unsettling statement. The use of 'will' implies an immediate intention. The phrase is intentionally jarring.

• hi everyone welcome back to our channel

  ➔ Present perfect continuous to indicate an action that started in the past and continues to the present.

  ➔ A standard greeting formula used in online video content. 'Welcome back' implies a returning audience.

• I know what you're thinking

  ➔ Indirect speech/reported thought. The use of 'you're' creates a direct address to the audience.

  ➔ This is a rhetorical device used to engage the audience and anticipate their reaction.

• we have graduated from the vapor rub stick to the vick's vapo patch

  ➔ Past participle 'graduated' used as a verb to indicate a change in stage or level.

  ➔ This sentence uses a metaphor to describe progressing to a stronger remedy for sinus problems. 'Graduated' implies a deliberate escalation.