– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

[Music]

I'm CRISTA RONALDO.

This is my little brother George

BARK BARK

This is Mummy Pig

BARK

and this is Daddy Pig

*barking noises intensify*

SEWEY!

Yo chat...

why this game so fun chat?

Wassup Ben?

I have a question for you all right...

*laughs*

Stop laughing all right...

*laughs*

Are you serious right neow bro?

Ugh

I just want to be friends, that's all I wanna be...

I wanna be friends

Yeeess

Okay, we friends now?

No

*mental breakdown*

Ben's a b**** bro

Hello Suzy...

Hello Speed

Hello Zoey

Hello everyone!

BEN!

NO!

Is this you?

No

Let's talk about music.

What music are you into?

I like this... it's very grown up

[Music]

Let me ask you a question all right?

Who's better Ronaldo or Messi?

Meeeeeessi

*dog noises intensify*

NARRATOR: Speed and George are going to play FOOTBALL

SEWEY!

CRISTA RONALDO!

SEWEY!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH...

Ma head...

NARRATOR: Here is Speed's best friend.

Hello Speed

Hello Suzy

[Gangster Music]

Hello!

Let's play football!

Portugal versus Argentina

Ronaldo versus Messi

We'll start!

SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

COMMENTATOR: Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi...

COMMENTATOR: Encara Messi, encara Messi...

encara Messi, encara Messi, encara Messi, encara Messi, ENCARA MESSI...

ENCARA MESSI

ENCARA MESSI

ENCARA MESSI

ENCARA MESSI

ENCARA MESSI

GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL...

GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL...

NARRATOR: Argentina has scored a goal.

NOOOOO BRO...

The boys are winning!

NARRATOR: It is half time.

*sighs*

Oh! My dress is a bit muddy

WHAT DA HELL!?

OH MA-

NARRATOR: Mummy Pig and George have found more things to wash.

SEWEY!

Very good George!

We put the clothes in here...

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

NARRATOR: The washing machine is making the whole room shake!

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Ooh Speed

Where's your CRISTA RONALDO dress?

I'm washing it

What?

Oh no...

LET'S GOOOOO!

Look Mummy...

a signed Ronaldo shirt

Yes Speed...

but look what it's done to everything else

NARRATOR: Oh dear!

NARRATOR: Daddy Pig is home from work.

Hello everyone!

Yo big a** daddy man

Uh... Daddy Pig?

We've got a bit of a problem...

Tell me later Mummy Pig...

I've got to get ready for...

FOOTBAAAAAALLL

Now where's my football shirt?

Here

Don't be silly Speed

That's one of mummy's dresses

No Daddy...

It's your football shirt

What do you think George?

Yuck!

George does not like Messi

*doorbell rings*

NARRATOR: Here are Daddy Pig's friends

MOOOOOOO!!!!

Is yo big a** Daddy coming out to play?

He'll just be a moment

I need a RONALDO shirt

But Daddy, you have a RONALDO shirt

Just take off your jacket

(comment down below if you're an OG :D)

See...

Fantastic!

PORTUGAL STAND UP!

STAND UP PORTUGAL!

Hello everyone!

Hello big a** daddy

Like your shirt!

SEWEY!

Thank you!

Come on!

Let's play Football!

[WORL CUUUUP Music]

COMMENTATOR: That's astonishing!

Absolutely world class!

SUUUUUUUUIIII

LET'S GOOOOOO!

*whistle blows*

COMMENTATOR: Ronaldo...

ENCARA MESSI

Aaaaahhh!

Ma hand...

NARRATOR: Portugal has been given a penalty.

COMMENTATOR: Cristiano Ronaldo...

Allah akbar...

sewey...

bismallah-

SHUT UP!

COMMENTATOR: Cristiano Ronaldo...

COMMENTATOR: And it's a moment of world cup history...

Portugal in front

*full time whistle blows*

SEWEEEEEY!

Messi ain't number one he number two!

Ronaldo number one!

Gotta hear this s*** every damn day...

Hohoho...

Ben

Ben

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Ben

Ben

Ben ben

Damn bruh...

Ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
serious /ˈsɪəriəs/ A2	adjective - acting or speaking sincerely and in earnest
breakdown /ˈbreɪkdaʊn/ B2	noun - a sudden collapse in mental health
narrator /nəˈreɪtər/ B2	noun - a person who narrates something
football /ˈfʊtbɔːl/ A1	noun - a game played between two teams with a ball
muddy /ˈmʌdi/ B1	adjective - covered in or full of mud
wash /wɒʃ/ A1	verb - to clean with water
shake /ʃeɪk/ A2	verb - to move with quick, short movements
signed /saɪnd/ B1	adjective - having a signature written on it
problem /ˈprɒbləm/ A1	noun - a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome
silly /ˈsɪli/ A2	adjective - having or showing a lack of common sense
fantastic /fænˈtæstɪk/ A2	adjective - extraordinarily good
astonishing /əˈstɒnɪʃɪŋ/ B2	adjective - extremely surprising
penalty /ˈpenəlti/ B1	noun - a free shot at the goal
history /ˈhɪstəri/ A2	noun - a significant past event
winning /ˈwɪnɪŋ/ A2	adjective - achieving victory

Key Grammar Structures

• I just want to be friends, that's all I wanna be...

  ➔ Infinitive phrase functioning as the object of a verb

  ➔ The verb "want" is followed by the infinitive "to be" to express a desire for a state.

• Are you serious right neow bro?

  ➔ Present simple question with 'to be'

  ➔ Inversion of the subject "you" and the verb "are" to form a polar question.

• What music are you into?

  ➔ Prepositional phrase ending in a question

  ➔ The preposition "into" is stranded at the end, typical in informal English conversation.

• Speed and George are going to play FOOTBALL

  ➔ Future plan with 'be going to'

  ➔ "Are going to" indicates a scheduled or intended action in the near future.

• I've got to get ready for... FOOTBAAAAAALLL

  ➔ Modal expression of obligation (have got to)

  ➔ "Have got to" is a colloquial way to express necessity or "must".

• But look what it's done to everything else

  ➔ Present perfect tense

  ➔ "It's done" (it has done) describes the result of an action that happened in the past.

• George does not like Messi

  ➔ Negative sentence in present simple

  ➔ Use of auxiliary verb "does not" (doesn't) for third-person singular subjects.

• Portugal has been given a penalty

  ➔ Passive voice in present perfect

  ➔ Structure "has been" + past participle focuses on the receiver of the action rather than the doer.