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[English]

Hey, what's going on? I found a note on

my door. Come to Monica's quick. Bring

champagne and a three musketeers bar.

>> Yeah, I'll take that.

>> What's up?

>> Monica and I are engaged.

>> Oh my god.

[laughter]

>> Congratulations. Where is she?

>> I'm engaged.

>> Yeah, she's been out there for 20

minutes. I'm surprised you didn't hear

her on the way over.

>> Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling,

"I'm gay. I'm gay." [laughter]

>> Can I bring her in?

>> No. No. Let her stay out there. It's

sweet.

>> I'm getting married. I'M GOING TO BE a

bride.

>> No, I will NOT SHUT UP BECAUSE I'M

ENGAGED.

>> OH, big talk, huh? Why don't you come

over here and say that to me, huh,

buddy? Yeah, my fiance will kick your

ass. [laughter]

COME ON. APARTMENT 20. APARTMENT 20.

[laughter]

>> OKAY, you get her in here. You bolt the

door. I'll be in the closet.

[screaming]

>> Happy birthday.

[laughter]

>> It's your birthday.

>> Hey, [laughter]

she's not as pretty as she was when she

was 29. [laughter]

Miss Green would like to establish some

ground rules before she comes out.

[laughter]

She would appreciate it if you didn't

use the words old or downhill or they

still look pretty damn good. [laughter]

They do.

[laughter]

>> Rachel, come on out. Monica made

breakfast. Chocolate chip pancakes.

>> We've got presents.

[laughter]

Good ones.

>> They all came from the list you handed

out to us two weeks ago. [laughter]

>> Well, can I keep the presents and still

be 29?

>> Come on, Ra. Look, turning 30 is not

that big a deal.

>> Oh, really? Is that how you felt when

you turned 30?

>> Why, God? Why?

>> Hey guys.

>> Hey. So,

what do you think

>> about what?

>> Yeah.

Are you kidding? Okay, I'll give you a

hint. I'll give you a hint.

>> Eyes.

>> No. No. Your eyes. No. Chandler's eyes.

[laughter]

>> I got glasses.

>> You always had glasses.

>> No, I didn't.

>> Are you sure?

>> Yeah. Did Didn't you used to have a

pair? They were really round and

burgundy and they made you look kind of

um

>> feminine.

>> Yes.

>> No,

>> sweetie. I think the glasses look great.

They make you look really sexy.

>> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> And you didn't think I used to wear

glasses, right?

>> Of course.

>> Well, if we learn one thing today,

cheese, it's that cheerleaders and high

explosives don't mix.

[laughter]

You shouldn't play that again, Mac.

>> Well, I couldn't have done it without

you, buddy. You're a genius.

>> Oh, yeah? Well, then how come I can't

get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00?

So, what' you guys think?

[laughter]

>> Hey,

hold on. Please show it to your mom.

>> Mommy.

>> So, what did you think?

>> Well,

that was um okay.

>> It wasn't the best. That was one of the

worst things ever. [laughter]

And not just on TV.

>> What are we going to tell him?

>> Well, the the lighting was okay.

>> Oh, no you don't. You got lighting last

time. Lighting is mine.

>> I have costume.

>> Oh, great. That means I'm stuck with So,

we were watching you in there and you

were sitting right here. Whoa.

>> What are you going to do, Feb?

>> I don't know. I don't know. I can't lie

to him again. Oh, no. I'm No, I'm just

going to press my breasts up against

him.

>> Going to say nothing.

>> Uh-huh. Yeah, that's right. [laughter]

>> Wow. Well, my folks really liked it.

>> So, what did you guys think?

>> [laughter]

>> It wasn't that good.

>> Start celebrating my

>> I'm sorry. Apparently, I've opened the

door to the past.

>> Okay. Uh, Monica. Man. Okay. What? What

you just saw?

>> Can I ask you just a little question?

Why tonight?

What? See, I've been waiting my whole

life to be engaged. And unlike some

people, I only planning on doing this

once.

>> So, you know, maybe this is selfish and

I'm sorry about it, but I I was kind of

hoping tonight could just be about that.

>> Oh, honey. But it is. No, it's not. No.

No. Now it's about you and Ross getting

back together.

>> What?

>> Yeah. Um, you kind of stole my thunder.

>> Okay. Ho ho. We did not steal your

thunder because we are not getting back

together.

>> Yeah. No. And and and you know what?

Nobody even saw. Yeah,

>> that's true.

>> I swear we just kissed.

>> It was just a kiss.

>> You guys kissed?

>> WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

>> ARE YOU ARE YOU GETTING BACK TOGETHER?

CAN I SING at your wedding? [laughter]

>> Thunder being stolen.

>> Okay, come on, baby. It's nothing.

Monica, come on.

>> Let's not make a big deal out of this.

>> It was a onetime thing.

>> It doesn't even matter.

>> Oh my god.

[laughter]

I cannot believe you guys are talking

about this. The problems in the bedroom

are between a man and a woman.

All right. NOW, CHANDLER IS DOING THE

BEST HE CAN.

>> RACHEL, you're up first. Situation

number one. You're with Monica. The

wedding is about to start when Monica

gets cold feet.

>> Go. I don't want to marry Chandler.

>> Okay. Um,

>> it's going to be okay.

>> One man the rest of my life. I don't

know if I could do it. This means I'll

never get to sleep with Joey.

>> Look, Monica,

getting cold feet is very common. You

know, it's it's just because of all the

anticipation and you just have to

remember that you love Chandler. And

also, I ran out on a wedding. You don't

get to keep the gifts. [laughter]

>> Very good. Drawing on your own

experience. I like that.

>> Yes. Very nice, Rachel.

>> Thank you, judges.

>> Oh, kiss ass. [laughter]

>> Okay, Phoebe.

>> Yes, your honor. [laughter]

>> We're now in the ceremony. Monica is

about to say, "I do." when her drunk

uncle starts yelling. What do you do?

Go.

>> When Monica was a little girl, I

remember that.

[laughter]

Very good.

>> Yes. Excellent. Perfect score.

>> Wait a minute. She just made a scene in

the middle of the ceremony. Hey, you

want a little taste of feeds?

>> I needed that car for transportation.

Okay. I I have a child. How hot do I

look in this? Huh?

>> Ross a sports car. Wouldn't it have been

cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?

>> That's not what this is about. Okay. I I

am a sports car enthusiast. I've always

been into cars.

>> Hey, what's the horsepower on this

thing?

>> I don't know, but but look how shiny.

>> I can't believe you bought this.

[laughter] So, can I have a ride, Ste?

>> Hop in.

>> Get ready for the smoothest ride of your

life.

>> [laughter]

>> Damn it. [laughter]

>> Hey, who's next?

Hey,

>> so I just talked to one of the duel

writers today. And

>> what is duel?

>> Days of our lives.

>> Anyway, you're not going to believe it.

My character is coming out of his coma.

>> And and and not only that, I'm getting a

new brain.

>> So, great things are happening at work

and in your personal life.

>> Wait, what do you mean you're getting a

new brain? Oh, well, they're killing off

one of the characters on the show, and

when she dies, her brain is being

transplanted into my body. [laughter]

>> What? A brain transplant? It's

ridiculous.

>> Well, I think it's ridiculous that you

haven't had sex in three and a half

months.

>> It's winter. There are fewer people on

the street. [laughter]

>> Who are they killing off?

>> Uh Cecilia Monroe. Oh, she plays Jessica

Lockheart.

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> She is so good at throwing drinks in

people's faces. I mean, I don't think

I've ever seen her finish a beverage.

>> And the way she slaps people all the

time. Would you love to do that just

once?

>> I'll do it.

>> And she's been on the show forever. It's

going to be really hard to fill her

shoes.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Help me out here. When you

when you come out of the brain

transplant,

you are going to be her.

>> Yes, but in Drake Ramore's body.

[laughter]

>> Why is this so hard for you to get? I

thought you were a scientist.

>> Where's the dog?

>> What dog? There's There's no dog here.

>> Yeah, that dog left.

>> Bie.

Bi, open up.

There's no dog in here, [laughter]

>> Phoei. We can hear the dog barking.

>> No, that's just me coughing. [laughter]

>> Oh, good. There you are. Listen, um, I

have a dog in my room.

>> What is it doing here?

>> Well, I'm watching it for some friends

who went out of town. Wait.

Hello. My name is Clunkers.

May I please stay with you nice people?

>> Oh, I wish you get to stay here, but

Chandler is allergic.

>> Extremely allergic. Okay, if I am

anywhere near a dog for more than 5

minutes, my throat will just close up.

>> That's odd, cuz this dog's been living

here for the past 3 days. [laughter]

>> Really, [laughter]

Taylor? The dog has been here that long

and you haven't had a reaction. Maybe

you're not allergic to this dog.

>> Well, it still has to go, right?

>> Why?

>> Okay, it's um

>> Don't do it. [laughter]

>> Don't do what?

>> I have to. Okay, it's time.

[laughter]

>> Okay, I HATE DOGS.

>> WHAT? CRAZY.

>> Told you.

>> [laughter]

>> They are needy. They are jumpy. And you

can't tell what they are thinking. And

that scares me a little bit. [laughter]

>> You're right. THEY ARE SCARY. SHE JUST

ATE A TREAT OUT OF MY HAND. [laughter]

>> Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs?

I mean, not even puppies.

>> Is there a puppy here?

>> You don't like puppies? Okay, you are

new.

>> Look, Chandler, I told you never tell

anyone about this dog thing. It's like

Ross not liking ice cream. [laughter]

>> You don't like ice cream?

>> It's too cold.

[laughter]

>> Okay. Just the dogs make me a little

uncomfortable. Hurts my teeth.

[laughter] And I don't want to say this.

I don't want you guys to hate me, but uh

I don't think I can be around that dog

anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes or

I go. Huh?

[laughter]

Oh my god.

>> Okay, Phoebe, we should probably go back

now.

>> Please don't leave me. I'll be lonely.

Stop it. Stop. Hey, let's go. Come on,

we can be strong.

>> Yeah. Okay.

>> Oh my god. Did you hear that? She said

Monica.

[laughter]

I can't leave her.

>> You know, if you want, we could sneak

the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't

even know. That's not going to work. I

had that dog there for 3 days and

Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.

>> Hey, [laughter] I didn't know either.

>> Yeah, but you kind of knew that

something was going on, didn't you?

Yeah, I knew.

[laughter]

>> Hi, honey.

>> Please, please, please don't be mad at

me.

>> What? Why? Why would wait and see? Maybe

we will. Maybe we won't.

>> Okay. I went over to Ross's apartment to

bring back clunkers, you know, for you.

And I [clears throat] left the door open

and she must have gotten out. And I

looked everywhere, all over the

apartment, including the roof, which

FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors,

growing weed.

I couldn't find them. And I am so so so

sorry, but I do know where we can all

go. Ease the pain. [laughter]

>> WE HAVE GOOD NEWS. LOOK WHO'S BACK.

>> HEY, LOOK. Oh my god.

>> That's right. She came back all by

herself. It's a Thanksgiving miracle.

>> It is so good to see you.

>> Yet she came all the way back from

Ross's building. Oh, the things she must

have seen. [laughter]

>> And then she climbed up the fire escape

and she tapped on the window with her

teeny little paw. And then we ran to let

her in. [laughter]

I went too far, didn't I?

When should I have stopped?

[music]

>> So, the wedding caterer sent me this

list of 12 appetizers, and I have to

narrow it down to six

>> food. Oh, give me.

>> So, did Monica tell you about this great

band called the Swing Kings that we're

trying to get to play for the wedding?

>> Since when are you into swing music?

>> No, since forever. I used to go all over

town listening to bands. Chandler

>> Gap commercial.

>> So, did you book them? Did you call?

>> I will.

>> Do you want me to call?

>> No, I'll do it. You just stick to your

job.

>> What is your job?

>> Staying out of the way. [laughter]

>> This is impossible. Monica, why don't

you just pick off 15?

>> There were only 12.

>> Oh, yeah. I added three.

[laughter]

>> What are peanut butter fingers?

>> [laughter]

>> I look around and I just see so many

people who have accomplished so many of

their goals by the time they're 30.

>> Yeah, but you shouldn't compare yourself

to me.

>> There you go.

>> I did it. One mile on a hippity hop. Oh,

that's it. That's everything I wanted to

do before I was 30. Except I wanted to

patch things up with my sister.

>> Oh, but yay.

>> And and girls, this thing is a godsend,

if you know what I mean.

>> Hey, you guys. Hey.

>> Hey.

>> What's going on? Well, we were just

talking about you guys getting married

and how great it is.

>> Yeah, you can get a Volvo if that's what

you really want. [laughter]

>> That's so sweet.

>> So, we both finished our vows.

>> Oh,

>> can we read them?

>> Yeah, just as long as I don't hear

Taylor's and he doesn't hear mine. Okay.

>> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, that's beautiful.

>> Funny one. That's a good

>> Monica, will you marry me?

[laughter]

>> What? I don't get it.

>> Oh, YEAH.

[laughter]

>> OH, MAN. This is hilarious.

>> Chandler,

>> don't worry honey, we'll make yours

funnier.

I just got us reservations at Michelle's

and tickets to the music band to

celebrate our first holiday season as a

betrothed couple.

>> Betrod

couple.

>> Hey.

Oh,

[laughter]

>> babes

skull.

>> Oh yeah, IT'S MY MOM'S.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> NO, NO, NO. It's not. It's not my mom.

It belonged to my mom.

>> Yeah. No, she used to put it out every

Christmas to remind us that even though

it's Christmas, people still die.

>> And you can put candy in it.

[laughter]

>> Hey.

>> Hey. Hey. Licorice.

>> Sure.

>> Hey, I just found out I get Ben for the

holidays this year.

>> Oh, that's great.

>> Are you going to dress up as Santa?

>> Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every

year, but I think I want to take this

year to teach him all about Hanukkah.

>> And maybe I could teach Ben about the

Christmas skull and how people die.

>> You may need to use this year to teach

Ben about Phoebe.

>> Your hands off her for one second.

>> Oh, I think it's nice.

>> I think it's necessary.

[laughter]

I I I want to thank you all for coming.

My family and my friends.

[laughter]

I'd really like to say that I'm um

You know what? I'd really like to say

I'm drunk.

[laughter]

That's right. Mom and dad, your little

mug is hammered. [laughter]

And guess what? I've been drunk before

and I've smoked a cigarette.

You know what? You know what? [laughter]

It's all okay. It's okay because I

turned 30 today

and I can do anything I want [laughter]

because I am a grownup.

I'm still learning.

One 2 3 4

>> [music]

[cheering]

>> You know the song. Sing along.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> So

>> no

We were helping Chandler write his vows,

but he kicked us out because Joey kept

making inappropriate suggestions.

[laughter]

>> How is Monica I love your sweet ass.

Inappropriate.

>> How's Monica coming along with her vows?

>> Let's just say it's lucky she's got a

sweet ass cuz she's not so good at the

writing.

>> Can't believe in four weeks they're

going to be married.

>> Well, let's just hope it works. You

know, nine out of 10 marriages end in

divorce.

>> Phoebe, that's not true.

>> Yeah, you're right. How's the misses?

[laughter]

>> I can't believe they've been together

for 3 years.

>> Has it been that long?

>> Maybe it seems like less because they

hid it from us for so long.

>> You know, your friends getting married,

it's got to change things.

>> You really think it'll be that

different?

>> How could it not be? I mean, pretty soon

they're going to be having kids and then

they're just going to be hanging out

with other couples who have kids and

then maybe they're going to have to

leave the city to be near a Volvo

dealership.

>> Was that that little bit of oil that

should have lasted just one day burned

for

>> eight whole days?

>> That's right. And that's why we

celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.

>> Awesome.

>> Yeah.

My favorite part was when Superman flew

all the Jews out of Egypt.

[laughter]

[applause]

The armadillo was actually not so

thrilled about that part. [laughter]

Okay, Ben, it's time to light the

Hanukkah candles.

Hey. Oh, wow. Looks like the Easter

Bunny's funeral in here.

[laughter]

>> Come on. Come on. We're We're lighting

the candles. Come on.

>> Oh,

I understand why Superman is here, but

why is there a porcupine at the Easter

Bunny's funeral?

This is where the band is, and this is

where the bar is. And all these pens

have people's names on them. Oh, Ra,

here you are. Oh, wow. Why don't we just

take me and put me with a Manhattan in

my hand talking to the cute bartender?

[laughter]

>> These pins aren't for playing, are they?

>> Okay, the red ones are my guests and the

blue pens are yours.

>> This is so sad. I mean, I only have like

10 pins.

>> Chicken, relax. It's not a contest.

Certainly not a close one.

>> Hello.

>> Hey. Wow. They all look like they're

having fun, don't they?

>> Hey, so where are my parents going to

be?

>> Oh, let's see. Well, if this is the

wedding hall, then um your parents would

be over here at home in Queens.

>> What? They're not invited. Oh, no.

That's terrible. They're going to be

crushed.

>> Why would they think they're invited?

>> You got me. I

Joey,

>> I'm sorry. Look, I thought parents were

coming. You know, your parents are

coming. Jaylen's parents are coming.

Ross's parents are coming. [laughter]

>> Ross's parents are my parents.

>> Well, see, parents are coming.

[laughter]

>> You know, I think we should invite them.

>> Oh, please. You just want more blue

pens.

>> Well, this is just sad.

>> We should all get dressed up and go to

have champagne at the plaza.

>> Oh, okay.

>> All right. But I I I can't stay too

long. I got to get up early for a

commercial audition tomorrow and I got

to look good. Supposed to be playing a

19-year-old.

[laughter]

>> What?

>> So, when you said get up early, did you

mean 1986?

>> You guys don't think I look 19?

[laughter]

>> Oh, 19. We thought you said 90.

[laughter]

>> Okay, everybody, let's go. Let's go.

Okay.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> Sup.

[laughter]

Sup, dude.

Take whatever you want. Just please

don't hurt me.

[laughter]

It's

>> like playing a little PlayStation, huh?

That's whack.

[laughter]

PlayStation

is whack.

[laughter]

Sup with the whack PlayStation sump.

[laughter]

Huh?

Come on. Am I 19 or what?

>> Yes. On a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being

the dumbest a person can look, you are

definitely 19. [laughter]

>> Come on, man. Really? How old?

>> Young. You're a manchild. Okay, now go

get changed because everybody's ready.

And please Oh, please keep my underwear.

>> Oh, thanks.

>> Okay, [laughter]

now I can pass for 19, right?

>> Yes, you can pass for 19.

>> Really?

>> Yes.

>> Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? No.

Okay. You can play your own age, which

is 31.

[laughter]

I'm 30.

>> Joey, you are not. You're 31.

>> Oh crap.

>> So close. Are you getting nervous?

>> Yeah, but a part of me also can't wait

till it's over. Chandler and I have this

pack not to have sex again until the

wedding.

>> A no sex pact, huh?

>> I actually have one of those going on

with every woman in America.

Hey, Vivie, will you give me a hand?

You're going to make up the guest

bedroom. Hey, cousin Cassie's coming to

stay with us for a few days.

>> Cassie,

>> I haven't seen her in like forever. I

wonder if she still carries that Barbie

everywhere she goes.

>> Ra, she's 25 years old.

>> So what? I still No, you're probably

right.

>> Hi. Hey.

>> Hey. Hey, Steve. Can I talk to you over

here for a second?

>> Yeah.

>> Subtle guys.

What?

>> I know you're blending my surprise

bridal shower.

[laughter]

>> Okay. Well, don't ruin it. Just play

along at least.

>> Okay. Sorry.

[laughter]

>> Oh my god. We have to throw her a

shower.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
engaged ɪnˈɡeɪdʒd A2	adjective - having agreed to marry someone
champagne ʃæmˈpeɪn A1	noun - a type of sparkling wine
musketeers mʌsˈkɪtɪrz B1	noun - a historical type of soldier, or a reference to the Three Musketeers
fiance fiˈɒnseɪ A2	noun - a person engaged to be married
bride braɪd A1	noun - a woman on her wedding day
pancakes ˈpænkeɪks A1	noun - a flat cake made from batter and fried in a pan
chocolate ˈtʃɒkələt A1	noun - a sweet food made from cacao beans
presents ˈprezənts A1	noun - a gift
vows vaʊz B1	noun - a solemn promise, especially in a marriage ceremony
betrothed bɪˈtrəʊθd B2	adjective - engaged to be married
appetizers ˈæpɪtaɪzərz B1	noun - a small dish served before a meal
swing swɪŋ A2	noun - a style of jazz music or dance
commercial kəˈmɜːrʃəl A2	adjective - related to business or advertising
audition ɔːˈdɪʃən B1	noun - a trial performance to demonstrate suitability for a role
Hanukkah ˈhænəkə B1	noun - a Jewish festival of lights

Key Grammar Structures

• Hey, what's going on? I found a note on my door.

  ➔ Present continuous for ongoing action, possessive pronoun ('my')

  ➔ The phrase "What's going on?" is a common idiom used to ask about current events. The use of 'my' indicates possession of the door. "I found a note on **my** door."

• Monica and I are engaged.

  ➔ Coordination with 'and', verb 'to be' + past participle (engaged)

  ➔ This sentence uses coordination to join 'Monica' and 'I' as the subject. 'Engaged' is a passive participle used as an adjective describing their state. "**Monica and I** are engaged."

• Oh my god.

  ➔ Interjection expressing surprise or shock.

  ➔ This is a common interjection used to express strong emotion. It doesn't follow typical grammatical rules. "**Oh my god**."

• I'm getting married. I'M GOING TO BE a bride.

  ➔ Present continuous for future arrangement, emphatic stress (capitalization), indefinite article 'a' before a noun.

  ➔ The use of the present continuous ('I'm getting married') is common for expressing future plans. The capitalization of 'I'M' emphasizes the excitement. "**I'm getting married**. I'M GOING TO BE **a bride**."