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My son, the college freshman. 00:00
I can't believe it. 00:02
How can you not believe it? 00:04
You had to sign my vaccination form. 00:06
Right. 00:07
So, what do you want to do first? 00:09
I was thinking we could start at the bookstore, 00:10
try and beat the lines. 00:12
I agree about the lines, but what do you mean "we"? 00:14
I mean you and me. 00:16
This is my first day. I can't be seen 00:19
walking around campus with my mommy. 00:21
Well, it's only orientation. 00:22
Yes, and I'm quite capable of handling everything 00:25
that I need to get done today on my own. 00:27
I'm sure you are. 00:29
I just figured, with Dr. Sturgis not around, 00:31
it might be nice if I could be. 00:34
No one else's mother is going to be. 00:36
You don't know that. 00:38
Well, I know mine isn't. 00:40
(sighs) You might want to watch the attitude 00:42
to the person who's driving you there. 00:44
Not all the way there. 00:46
Drop me off a block away so no one sees us together. 00:48
Sorry, I am not leaving you alone your first day. 00:50
Yes, you are. 00:53
For someone going into college, 00:54
you are acting very childish. 00:56
Maybe it just appears that way 00:58
because you see me with my mommy. 01:00
Oh... 01:01
Boy, I remember putting one of these together for Georgie. 01:05
It is great having y'all next door. 01:07
Did you not hear me yelling at Georgie last night? 01:10
It's okay. I'm sure you'll hear our little one 01:12
crying soon enough. 01:15
Missy was a crier. 01:16
Sheldon just learned to talk and said, 01:18
"Father, I have soiled myself." 01:20
Well, he's a miracle in his own way. 01:22
Oh, you just put a positive spin on everything, don't you? 01:25
Kind of goes with the pastor territory. 01:28
Okay. 01:30
What if I said 01:32
Mary and I have not had 01:33
a real vacation since we had kids? 01:35
I like to believe starting a family 01:39
will be the most rewarding adventure of all. 01:41
You're good. (chuckles) 01:43
You could not be more wrong, but you're good. 01:47
("I'm Free" by The Soup Dragons playing) 01:50
♪ Freedom ♪ 01:52
♪ I'm free to do what I want... ♪ 01:55
Can you show me where the used physics textbooks are? 01:57
Follow me. 02:00
Normally I would prefer a fresh new textbook, 02:01
but my father is a high school football coach. 02:03
Which is another way of saying we're poor. 02:06
Here you go. 02:07
♪ I say love me ♪ 02:12
♪ Hold me... ♪ Who owned this, a werewolf? 02:15
WOMAN (over radio): Let's talk about the weather. 02:18
It's going to be a beautiful sunny day today 02:20
with temps reaching a high of 97. 02:22
Gross. 02:23
In other news, President Bush will be traveling to Waxahachie 02:25
later this month to visit the site 02:28
of a new supercollider. 02:31
Scientists are hopeful this will lead to exciting discoveries 02:32
in the world of part... 02:35
(knock on door) 02:37
What? 02:40
You said you'd show me how to hot-roll my hair. 02:41
Oh, right. You still want to do that? 02:43
You're cranky. 02:46
So maybe I shouldn't be putting hot rollers on your head. 02:47
Meh, you're always cranky. Let's do this. 02:51
SHELDON: Not so bad. 02:59
I would have highlighted that. 03:01
And someone drew genitals. 03:04
(pop music playing quietly over speakers) 03:07
Oh. Mrs. Cooper? 03:12
Oh, hi. 03:14
Sam. 03:17
Yes, of course. 03:18
Oh, from, um, Sheldon's physics class. 03:20
How are you? 03:23
Oh, I'm-I'm good. Yeah. 03:24
What brings you here? (chuckles) 03:26
Sheldon's freshman orientation. 03:28
Oh, sure. Mm-hmm. 03:30
You didn't want to go with him? 03:32
I did, but, uh, 03:33
he made it very clear that he did not want me 03:36
anywhere near him today. 03:38
Well, I don't know Sheldon well, but he can be a little... 03:40
Rude, obnoxious, condescending? 03:43
Oh, hey, I do know him. (laughs) 03:46
(chuckles) 03:48
So are you just gonna sit here? 03:49
Uh, well, just until it's time to drive him home. 03:50
Well, I can show you around campus. 03:54
No, no, that's okay. Yeah, no. 03:56
Come on. I'll buy you a school shirt. 03:58
(chuckles): Oh, he would be mortified to see me 04:00
wearing one of those. 04:03
That's why I'm offering. Let's go. 04:04
(chuckles): Well, yeah. 04:07

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[English]
My son, the college freshman.
I can't believe it.
How can you not believe it?
You had to sign my vaccination form.
Right.
So, what do you want to do first?
I was thinking we could start at the bookstore,
try and beat the lines.
I agree about the lines, but what do you mean "we"?
I mean you and me.
This is my first day. I can't be seen
walking around campus with my mommy.
Well, it's only orientation.
Yes, and I'm quite capable of handling everything
that I need to get done today on my own.
I'm sure you are.
I just figured, with Dr. Sturgis not around,
it might be nice if I could be.
No one else's mother is going to be.
You don't know that.
Well, I know mine isn't.
(sighs) You might want to watch the attitude
to the person who's driving you there.
Not all the way there.
Drop me off a block away so no one sees us together.
Sorry, I am not leaving you alone your first day.
Yes, you are.
For someone going into college,
you are acting very childish.
Maybe it just appears that way
because you see me with my mommy.
Oh...
Boy, I remember putting one of these together for Georgie.
It is great having y'all next door.
Did you not hear me yelling at Georgie last night?
It's okay. I'm sure you'll hear our little one
crying soon enough.
Missy was a crier.
Sheldon just learned to talk and said,
"Father, I have soiled myself."
Well, he's a miracle in his own way.
Oh, you just put a positive spin on everything, don't you?
Kind of goes with the pastor territory.
Okay.
What if I said
Mary and I have not had
a real vacation since we had kids?
I like to believe starting a family
will be the most rewarding adventure of all.
You're good. (chuckles)
You could not be more wrong, but you're good.
("I'm Free" by The Soup Dragons playing)
♪ Freedom ♪
♪ I'm free to do what I want... ♪
Can you show me where the used physics textbooks are?
Follow me.
Normally I would prefer a fresh new textbook,
but my father is a high school football coach.
Which is another way of saying we're poor.
Here you go.
♪ I say love me ♪
♪ Hold me... ♪ Who owned this, a werewolf?
WOMAN (over radio): Let's talk about the weather.
It's going to be a beautiful sunny day today
with temps reaching a high of 97.
Gross.
In other news, President Bush will be traveling to Waxahachie
later this month to visit the site
of a new supercollider.
Scientists are hopeful this will lead to exciting discoveries
in the world of part...
(knock on door)
What?
You said you'd show me how to hot-roll my hair.
Oh, right. You still want to do that?
You're cranky.
So maybe I shouldn't be putting hot rollers on your head.
Meh, you're always cranky. Let's do this.
SHELDON: Not so bad.
I would have highlighted that.
And someone drew genitals.
(pop music playing quietly over speakers)
Oh. Mrs. Cooper?
Oh, hi.
Sam.
Yes, of course.
Oh, from, um, Sheldon's physics class.
How are you?
Oh, I'm-I'm good. Yeah.
What brings you here? (chuckles)
Sheldon's freshman orientation.
Oh, sure. Mm-hmm.
You didn't want to go with him?
I did, but, uh,
he made it very clear that he did not want me
anywhere near him today.
Well, I don't know Sheldon well, but he can be a little...
Rude, obnoxious, condescending?
Oh, hey, I do know him. (laughs)
(chuckles)
So are you just gonna sit here?
Uh, well, just until it's time to drive him home.
Well, I can show you around campus.
No, no, that's okay. Yeah, no.
Come on. I'll buy you a school shirt.
(chuckles): Oh, he would be mortified to see me
wearing one of those.
That's why I'm offering. Let's go.
(chuckles): Well, yeah.

Key Vocabulary

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Vocabulary Meanings

freshman

/ˈfrɛʃmən/

A2
  • noun
  • - a first-year student in college or high school

vaccination

/ˌvæksɪˈneɪʃən/

B1
  • noun
  • - the process of administering a vaccine to stimulate immunity

orientation

/ˌɔːrɪənˈteɪʃən/

B1
  • noun
  • - an introduction or guidance session for new students or employees

capable

/ˈkeɪpəbl/

A2
  • adjective
  • - having the ability or qualities necessary to do something

handling

/ˈhændlɪŋ/

A2
  • verb
  • - to manage or deal with a situation or task

childish

/ˈtʃaɪldɪʃ/

A2
  • adjective
  • - immature or like a child

territory

/ˈtɛrɪtɔːri/

B1
  • noun
  • - an area considered as the possession or sphere of influence of a person or group

rewarding

/rɪˈwɔːrdɪŋ/

B1
  • adjective
  • - providing satisfaction or fulfillment

adventure

/ədˈvɛntʃər/

A2
  • noun
  • - an exciting or unusual experience

textbook

/ˈtɛkstbʊk/

A2
  • noun
  • - a book used for studying a subject, typically in school

werewolf

/ˈwɛrˌwʊlf/

A2
  • noun
  • - a mythical creature that transforms into a wolf under certain conditions

scientist

/ˈsaɪəntɪst/

A2
  • noun
  • - a person who is trained in science and conducts research

discoveries

/dɪˈskʌvəriz/

A2
  • noun
  • - the act of finding or learning something new

cranky

/ˈkræŋki/

A2
  • adjective
  • - bad-tempered or irritable

mortified

/ˈmɔːrtɪfaɪd/

B1
  • adjective
  • - extremely embarrassed or ashamed

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Key Grammar Structures

  • I can't believe it.

    ➔ Contraction (can't = cannot)

    ➔ The word "can't" is a contraction of "cannot," used in informal speech.

  • I was thinking we could start at the bookstore.

    ➔ Modal verb (could) for suggestion

    "Could" is used to make a polite suggestion or offer.

  • Yes, and I'm quite capable of handling everything.

    ➔ Present continuous (I'm handling) for ongoing action

    ➔ The present continuous tense with "I'm handling" indicates an action happening now.

  • You might want to watch the attitude.

    ➔ Modal verb (might) for polite suggestion

    "Might" softens the suggestion, making it more polite.

  • For someone going into college, you are acting very childish.

    ➔ Present continuous (are acting) for temporary behavior

    ➔ The present continuous with "are acting" emphasizes a temporary behavior.

  • You could not be more wrong, but you're good.

    ➔ Modal verb (could) for emphasis

    "Could not be more" is used to emphasize the degree of something.

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