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It's the prize bell. 00:01
What do you think the prize is? 00:04
You get to go home. 00:05
Is the joke that leaving would be a reward? 00:07
Yes. - I get that joke. 00:10
Now for a Psalm 100 bookmark. 00:12
Who can name the 12 apostles? 00:16
Billy. 00:19
Sleepy. Grumpy. 00:20
Doc. - Those are dwarfs. 00:22
Anyone else? 00:23
Look at these suckers trying to compete for a stupid bookmark. 00:24
They probably don't even know Psalm 100. 00:27
What a book is. 00:29
How about six apostles? 00:30
Just give me six. 00:33
I'll settle for three and I'll spot you Judas. 00:35
I don't even care about church and I can name them all. 00:37
So can I. 00:40
No you can't. Yes I can. 00:42
I can even do it in alphabetical order. 00:45
Well, I can name them in the order they appear in the book of Matthew. 00:47
Paige? Yes. 00:53
Peter. Andrew. 00:55
James, son of Zebedee. 00:56
John. Philip. 00:57
Bartholomew. Thomas. 00:58
Matthew. James, son of Alphaeus. 01:00
Thaddeus. Simon and Judas. 01:02
And that's the order that they appear in the book of Matthew. 01:04
Fantastic! You just won yourself a Psalm 100 bookmark. 01:07
Thank you. I love that song. 01:12
You would think winning a Nobel Prize in physics would make this moment meaningless to me. 01:16
But all these years later, it still burns my butt. 01:22
Why would Paige get competitive over Bible trivia? 01:29
She doesn't care about that. 01:32
Maybe she just wanted that bookmark. 01:34
Yeah, I wanted this. 01:36
What would Jesus do? Slap bracelet. 01:37
Ouch. 01:40
I liked it better when she and I were making fun of everything. 01:40
You might have more fun if you participated too. 01:43
I will participate. 01:47
Great. 01:48
If Paige wants to go head to head on Bible trivia, she picked the wrong, fat filled 01:49
atheist to mess with. - Right. 01:53
Well, it's very colorful. 01:57
Not just colorful. 02:02
Patriotic. 02:03
It's also a little gross. 02:05
It just needs a little shampoo. 02:06
But check out the best part. 02:08
Wanna try it out? 02:14
In front of your parents house? 02:17
That's what's so great. 02:18
We can drive it anywhere. 02:19
Empty field, abandoned parking lot. 02:21
Wherever love takes us. 02:23
What is that smell? 02:27
There was a mouse in the mini fridge. 02:30
Eww. Did you hear me? 02:33
There's a mini fridge. 02:35
You really making him live out there? 02:39
He's not going to last one night in that nasty thing. 02:41
Have you seen that boy's room? 02:44
Judah was the father of Perez and Zara by Tamar. 02:46
Perez was the father of Hezron, and Hezron was the father of Ram. 02:49
Why is he reading the Bible? 02:52
To humiliate and destroy Paige at Bible camp. 02:54
That. 02:57
Missy doing anything stupid? 03:00
No. One out of three. 03:02
Not bad. Hey, where do you think you're going? 03:04
Bathroom. 03:08
No you're not. You don't live here. 03:09
George. - You want him making grand kids in that van? 03:11
You heard him. Get. 03:15
Dang it. 03:17
Can I use your bathroom? 03:22
Your dad wants to talk to you. 03:23
Hello? 03:27
You can't use her bathroom either. 03:27
Dang it. 03:29
There's a bucket in the garage. 03:31

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Vocabulary Meanings

prize

praɪz

A1
  • noun
  • - a reward or honor won by merit

reward

rɪˈwɔrd

A1
  • noun
  • - something given in recognition of one's service, effort, or achievement

bookmark

ˈbʊkmɑrk

A1
  • noun
  • - a strip of material used to mark a place in a book

apostles

əˈpɒsəlz

A2
  • noun
  • - one of the 12 chief followers of Jesus Christ

compete

kəmˈpiːt

A2
  • verb
  • - to strive to gain or win something by defeating or establishing superiority over others

trivial

ˈtrɪviəl

B1
  • adjective
  • - of little importance or significance

alphabetical

ˌælfəˈbɛtɪkəl

B1
  • adjective
  • - arranged in the order of the letters of the alphabet

humiliate

hjuˈmɪlieɪt

B2
  • verb
  • - to cause (someone) to feel ashamed or embarrassed

patriotic

ˌpætriˈɒtɪk

B1
  • adjective
  • - inspired by love for one's country

abandoned

əˈbændənd

A2
  • adjective
  • - deserted or left empty

nasty

ˈnæsti

A2
  • adjective
  • - very unpleasant or offensive

destroy

dɪˈstrɔɪ

A2
  • verb
  • - to damage so badly that no use can be made of it

participate

pɑrˈtɪsɪpeɪt

A2
  • verb
  • - to take part in something

colorful

ˈkʌlərfəl

A1
  • adjective
  • - having a lot of different colors

gross

ɡroʊs

A2
  • adjective
  • - very unpleasant or disgusting

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Key Grammar Structures

  • What do you think the prize is?

    ➔ Indirect question using 'do'

    ➔ The phrase uses 'do' to form an indirect question, which is polite and common in conversational English.

  • Yes. I get that joke.

    ➔ Present tense for habitual action

    ➔ 'I get' is in the present tense, indicating a habitual or general understanding of the joke.

  • Who can name the 12 apostles?

    ➔ Interrogative pronoun 'who'

    ➔ 'Who' is used to ask for the subject capable of performing the action.

  • I can even do it in alphabetical order.

    ➔ Modal verb 'can' for ability

    ➔ 'Can' is used to express ability or capability to perform an action.

  • You would think winning a Nobel Prize in physics would make this moment meaningless to me.

    ➔ Conditional sentence (Type 2)

    ➔ The sentence uses 'would' to express a hypothetical situation contrary to fact.

  • Maybe she just wanted that bookmark.

    ➔ Adverb of uncertainty 'maybe'

    ➔ 'Maybe' is used to express uncertainty or possibility.

  • What would Jesus do? Slap bracelet.

    ➔ Rhetorical question

    ➔ The question is not meant to be answered but to make a point or emphasize an idea.

  • You might have more fun if you participated too.

    ➔ Zero conditional sentence

    ➔ The sentence uses 'if' to express a general truth or fact.

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