– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

everybody sh uh Central Perk is proud to

present the music of Miss Phoebe

Buffet thanks hi um I want to start with

a song that's about that moment when you

suddenly realize what life is really all

about okay here we

[Music]

go okay thank you very much New York

City has no power and the milk is

getting sour but to me it is not scary

cuz I stay away from

Dair to the store sat on Santa's lap

asked him to bring my friends all kinds

of

crap said all you need is to R write

them a song they haven't heard it yet so

don't try to sing

along so don't sing

along

Monica

Monica have a happy

[Music]

Hanukkah saw Santa Claus he said hello

to

Ross and please tell Joey Christmas will

be snowing

Rael and

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Chandler today we're going to start with

some songs about Barnyard

animals oh the cow in the M goes moo oh

the cow in the M goes moo then the

farmer hits him on the head and grinds

him up and that's how we get

hamburgers

found

chicken sticky

Sho my Sticky Sticky

[Music]

Shoes why you stick on me

baby thanks for the lights

honey cold makes you sound so greated

fud God I love how sexy I

am so I need to write some depressing

stuff to go with my new bluesy voice but

nothing that sad has ever really

happened to me well um how about your

mom dying or having to live on the

streets when you were

14

uhhuh oh yeah I could write about the

time I hair did that woohoo thing hi hey

hey oh so um how' you make Outlast last

night that that is funny that is

painfully funny no wait wait yeah that's

just

painful wait a minute I thought last

night was was great yeah it was but I

get home okay and I see Julie's sailing

Solution on my night table and I'm

thinking to myself oh my God what the

hell am I doing I mean here I am I'm

with Julie this incredible great woman

who I care about and and who cares about

me and I'm like what am I just going to

throw all that away you got all that

from saline

solution wait a minut we're talking

about Rachel here you and Rachel believe

me I've been dreaming about me and

Rachel for like 10 years now but now I'm

with Julie you know so it's like me and

Julie me and Rachel me and Julie me and

ra Rachel

Rachel hey you how are you good how are

you good good hi Honey hi Julie hi Julie

Julie um how are you good good so

everybody's

here everybody's

good so were you going to play something

Phoebe no well actually I had

to all

right hey Julie I didn't know you wore

lenses

what okay um hi hello hi okay so um this

is a song um about a love triangle

between three people that I made

up um it's called um two of them kissed

last

night there was a girl we'll call her

Betty and a guy let's call him

Neil now I can't stress this point too

strongly

this story isn't

real now oal must decide who will be the

girl that he casts aside will Betty be

the one who he loves truly or will it be

the one who will call

LLY he must decide he must decide even

though I made him up he must come on you

guys my own TV show I just I don't know

if I'm good enough I

am Joey what are you talking about

you're a terrific actor you really think

so how can you even ask that question

all right well I'm out of here wish me

luck Good Luck Good Luck we all wish you

good

luck yeah whatever only takes two heart

attacks to finally make you see one of

them won't do it but the second will set

you free

tell all your hate and anger It's Time

to Say Goodbye and that is just what I

will do soon as those bastards I worked

for

die hey hey wow it is true what they say

pregnant bellies look like a

drum uhhuh no it's just I'm So Pregnant

that I my guitar doesn't fit anymore so

I thought tell them not I'm just going

to play all my songs on this drum it

sounds really cool listen

listen

[Music]

cat

[Music]

you oh bee that sounds great I know I

know and I've only been playing for like

an hour found you in my

bed how' you wind up there you are a

mystery little black curly

hair curly hair little black little

black little black little black little

black curly

hair now if you want to receive emails

about my upcoming shows then please give

me money so I can buy a computer

[Music]

Emma your name poses a

dilemma cuz not much else rhes with Emma

maybe the actor Richard crana he played

the commanding officer in Rambo happy

birthday

[Laughter]

Emma is that

it no of course not no I I also you know

prepared a reading

um sex and the single

mother finding your G-spot no no no

[Music]

no

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
proud /praʊd/ B1	adjective - feeling deep pleasure or satisfaction.
realize /ˈriːəlaɪz/ B1	verb - become fully aware of (something) as a fact; understand clearly.
scary /ˈskerɪ/ A2	adjective - causing fear or anxiety.
sour /ˈsaʊər/ A2	adjective - having an acrid or unpleasant taste.
crap /kræp/ B1	noun - nonsense; rubbish.
write /raɪt/ A2	verb - mark (letters, words, or other symbols) on a surface, typically paper, with a pen, pencil, or similar implement.
Hanukkah /ˈhɑːnəkə/ C1	noun - a Jewish festival commemorating the rededication of the Second Temple in Jerusalem.
snowing /ˈsnəʊɪŋ/ A2	verb - falling as snow.
barnyard /ˈbɑːrn.jɑːrd/ B1	noun - a farmyard.
grinds /ɡraɪndz/ B1	verb - reduce to small particles by rubbing or pressing between surfaces.
hamburgers /ˈhæmbɜːɡərz/ A2	noun - a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground meat, usually beef, served in a split roll or bun.
sticky /ˈstɪki/ A2	adjective - covered with or tending to become covered with a viscous substance.
greated /ˈɡriːtɪd/ B2	adjective - (archaic) having a pleasant smell or taste.
sexy /ˈseksi/ B1	adjective - sexually attractive; rousingly sensual.
depressing /dɪˈpresɪŋ/ B2	adjective - causing or characterized by sadness.
streets /striːts/ A2	noun - a public road in a city or town.
hair /heər/ A1	noun - the filaments growing from the skin of mammals.
lasting /ˈlæstɪŋ/ B1	adjective - continuing or remaining in existence or effect.
painfully /ˈpeɪnfəli/ B1	adverb - in a way that causes physical or emotional pain.
believe /bɪˈliːv/ A2	verb - accept (something) as true; feel sure of the truth of.

Key Grammar Structures

• New York City has no power and the milk is getting sour but to me it is not scary

  ➔ Present Simple, Conjunctions (and, but), Comparative Adjectives

  ➔ The sentence uses the **present simple** to state facts. The conjunctions **'and'** and **'but'** connect clauses. 'Sour' is a descriptive adjective.

• said all you need is to R write them a song they haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along

  ➔ Indirect Speech, Infinitive of Purpose, Negative Imperative

  ➔ The phrase 'said all you need is...' is **indirect speech**. 'to write' is an **infinitive of purpose** explaining *why* something is needed. '**Don't try**' is a **negative imperative** giving a command not to do something.

• Monica Monica have a happy Hanukkah

  ➔ Vocative Case, Imperative Mood

  ➔ The repeated '**Monica**' is in the **vocative case**, directly addressing someone. '**Have a happy Hanukkah**' is an **imperative** – a command or wish.

• found chicken sticky Sho my Sticky Sticky Shoes why you stick on me baby

  ➔ Adjective Order, Interjections, Colloquial Language

  ➔ '**Sticky**' is an adjective describing the 'shoes'. '**Sho my**' is an **interjection** expressing surprise. The language is very **colloquial** and informal.