okay wait up hi congratulations I didn't
00:00
want to say anything in front of Joey
00:05
because I didn't know if he knew you
00:06
what that we had a baby huh let's give
00:08
him a little credit
00:10
although he did eat a piece of plastic
00:12
fruit earlier no no
00:14
Rachel are engaged
00:16
what
00:19
we haven't done the secret thing in a
00:23
long time
00:25
Phoebe there is no secret okay I didn't
00:26
propose
00:29
are you lying is this like that time you
00:31
tried to convince us you were a doctor
00:33
I am a doctor
00:40
you know what I'm just gonna go and and
00:44
talk to Rachel myself all right
00:46
should we wake her up no no come on let
00:52
her sleep she's so exhausted
00:55
it's engaged dum dum dum
00:58
oh my God she thinks we're engaged
01:10
why why why would she think we're
01:15
engaged perhaps because you gave her an
01:17
engagement ring you know Ross doctors
01:20
are supposed to be smart
01:23
I didn't give her that ring you didn't
01:26
no so whose ring is it it's mine
01:28
is it an engagement ring yes but you
01:34
didn't give it to her no but you were
01:37
going to propose no huh I might be
01:39
losing interest in this
01:42
look my mom gave me that ring because
01:46
she wanted me to propose to Rachel but
01:49
all I wanted to do was see if she maybe
01:51
kind of wanted a sort things up again oh
01:54
what beautiful lukewarm sentiment
01:57
I didn't want to rush into anything and
02:01
it seemed like she didn't want to either
02:03
but I don't I don't understand how how
02:04
any of this happened what did she find
02:06
the ring in my jacket assume I was going
02:08
to propose throw it on and then just
02:11
start telling people
02:13
actually proposed to her well I didn't I
02:17
didn't propose
02:20
unless
02:24
did I
02:28
I haven't slept in 40 hours and
02:33
it does sound like something I would do
02:40
but hey you know what my mother's going
02:44
to be here in a minute and she has the
02:46
key I can't I can't wait that long you
02:47
have to do something knock that door
02:48
down I would but I bruise like a peach
02:50
besides you know everything's gonna be
02:55
fine the baby's sleeping what if she
02:57
jumped out
02:59
of the bed can't hold her own head up
03:01
but yeah I jumped
03:02
oh my God I left the water running but
03:04
you did not leave the water running
03:07
please just just pull yourself together
03:08
okay wait did I leave the stove on you
03:10
haven't cooked since 1996
03:12
is the window open because if the
03:15
windows open a bird could fly in there
03:17
and oh my God you know what I think
03:19
you're right I think you know what
03:20
listen listen a pigeon no no way no no
03:22
an eagle flew in
03:26
landed on the stove and caught fire
03:28
the baby
03:33
seeing this jumps across the apartment
03:35
to the mighty Bird's Aid the eagle
03:37
however misconstrues this as an act of
03:40
aggression and grabs the baby in its
03:42
Talent meanwhile the faucet fills the
03:44
apartment with water baby and birds
03:46
still Ablaze are locked in a different
03:49
swirling around the whirlpool that fills
03:52
the apartment
03:54
foreign
03:55
are you gonna be sorry if that's true
03:58
I need you to set me up for a joke later
04:09
when Monica's around I need you to ask
04:12
me about fire trucks wow I don't know
04:14
Chan I'm not so good with remembering
04:16
lines
04:18
well thank God your livelihood doesn't
04:22
depend on it I know right
04:24
why why are we doing this Monica says
04:28
that her maitre d is the funniest guy
04:30
she's ever met seriously she actually
04:32
said that yes am I crazy to be this
04:34
upset no being funny is your thing yeah
04:37
without that you just got lame with
04:40
women
04:42
hi there you are fire trucks
04:45
well I should be involved in that so why
04:53
don't you get me up to speed that's
04:54
going to take weeks why don't you just
04:55
let me take care of the presentation oh
04:57
no no no no I see where
04:58
you were here all right listen this is
05:00
my job buddy okay I've had it for five
05:01
years and I know how it works so why
05:04
don't you just catch me up fine oh God I
05:06
totally messed with the back support on
05:11
my chair how do you fix this hey you've
05:13
been here five years you figure it out
05:15
fine I will
05:16
all right Fill Me In
05:26
we finally found a nanny this is Molly
05:28
Molly Chandler Joey hi hi well
05:31
somebody's getting a little fussy and
05:35
damn right I am I've been waiting for a
05:38
cookie for seven minutes
05:39
oh okay you know what I'm just gonna
05:42
take her outside no you stay I'll do it
05:44
okay thank you okay nice to meet you
05:46
guys yeah you too oh wow Molly's just
05:48
great yes Bravo on the hot nanny
05:53
what you really think she's hot are you
05:57
kidding if I wasn't married she'd be
06:00
rejecting me right now
06:02
Joey
06:06
he's doing
06:08
am I the only one that doesn't think
06:11
that she's hot for us
06:13
I mean I mean she's not unattractive but
06:14
but hot huh
06:19
thank you
06:21
now that Rachel's gone so hot I cried
06:26
myself to sleep last night
06:28
hey check out those two blondes over
06:33
there
06:35
hey come with me are you trying to get
06:36
everybody divorced
06:38
come on you don't have to do anything
06:40
it'll just be easier if it's the two of
06:43
us like college I don't remember first
06:44
you uh break the ice with some kind of a
06:47
joke so they know you're the funny one
06:49
that I swoop in with some interesting
06:50
conversation so they'll see that I'm the
06:52
brilliant brooding sexy one
06:54
I thought I got to make the jokes
07:00
don't you have to be at work oh come
07:05
Oh Come uh hello hi my name is Chandler
07:10
this is my friend Ross right here hi and
07:13
uh we were wondering uh you know if
07:16
you're up for it we only need six more
07:18
people for a human pyramid
07:19
swoop swoop
07:24
uh so um oh hey I noticed you're reading
07:27
the paper uh
07:31
another flood in Europe huh
07:33
um here's a question
07:38
drown or be burned alive
07:43
I'm sorry we're just leaving
07:48
we still got it
07:55
[Music]
08:02
hi I uh I couldn't help but notice but
08:06
that's that's an unusual necklace you
08:09
already hit on me an hour ago
08:12
right so that's a firm no
08:17
[Laughter]
08:19
believe this I just keep striking out I
08:26
don't get it either
08:30
I mean you're obviously desperate
08:31
you're asking women how they want to be
08:35
killed
08:37
well this is great Rachel's gonna keep
08:38
kissing guys until she finds the one she
08:41
wants and I'm gonna die alone
08:44
by drowning or
08:46
[Music]
08:51
Lyrics & Translation
[English]
okay wait up hi congratulations I didn't
want to say anything in front of Joey
because I didn't know if he knew you
what that we had a baby huh let's give
him a little credit
although he did eat a piece of plastic
fruit earlier no no
Rachel are engaged
what
we haven't done the secret thing in a
long time
Phoebe there is no secret okay I didn't
propose
are you lying is this like that time you
tried to convince us you were a doctor
I am a doctor
you know what I'm just gonna go and and
talk to Rachel myself all right
should we wake her up no no come on let
her sleep she's so exhausted
it's engaged dum dum dum
oh my God she thinks we're engaged
why why why would she think we're
engaged perhaps because you gave her an
engagement ring you know Ross doctors
are supposed to be smart
I didn't give her that ring you didn't
no so whose ring is it it's mine
is it an engagement ring yes but you
didn't give it to her no but you were
going to propose no huh I might be
losing interest in this
look my mom gave me that ring because
she wanted me to propose to Rachel but
all I wanted to do was see if she maybe
kind of wanted a sort things up again oh
what beautiful lukewarm sentiment
I didn't want to rush into anything and
it seemed like she didn't want to either
but I don't I don't understand how how
any of this happened what did she find
the ring in my jacket assume I was going
to propose throw it on and then just
start telling people
actually proposed to her well I didn't I
didn't propose
unless
did I
I haven't slept in 40 hours and
it does sound like something I would do
but hey you know what my mother's going
to be here in a minute and she has the
key I can't I can't wait that long you
have to do something knock that door
down I would but I bruise like a peach
besides you know everything's gonna be
fine the baby's sleeping what if she
jumped out
of the bed can't hold her own head up
but yeah I jumped
oh my God I left the water running but
you did not leave the water running
please just just pull yourself together
okay wait did I leave the stove on you
haven't cooked since 1996
is the window open because if the
windows open a bird could fly in there
and oh my God you know what I think
you're right I think you know what
listen listen a pigeon no no way no no
an eagle flew in
landed on the stove and caught fire
the baby
seeing this jumps across the apartment
to the mighty Bird's Aid the eagle
however misconstrues this as an act of
aggression and grabs the baby in its
Talent meanwhile the faucet fills the
apartment with water baby and birds
still Ablaze are locked in a different
swirling around the whirlpool that fills
the apartment
foreign
are you gonna be sorry if that's true
I need you to set me up for a joke later
when Monica's around I need you to ask
me about fire trucks wow I don't know
Chan I'm not so good with remembering
lines
well thank God your livelihood doesn't
depend on it I know right
why why are we doing this Monica says
that her maitre d is the funniest guy
she's ever met seriously she actually
said that yes am I crazy to be this
upset no being funny is your thing yeah
without that you just got lame with
women
hi there you are fire trucks
well I should be involved in that so why
don't you get me up to speed that's
going to take weeks why don't you just
let me take care of the presentation oh
no no no no I see where
you were here all right listen this is
my job buddy okay I've had it for five
years and I know how it works so why
don't you just catch me up fine oh God I
totally messed with the back support on
my chair how do you fix this hey you've
been here five years you figure it out
fine I will
all right Fill Me In
we finally found a nanny this is Molly
Molly Chandler Joey hi hi well
somebody's getting a little fussy and
damn right I am I've been waiting for a
cookie for seven minutes
oh okay you know what I'm just gonna
take her outside no you stay I'll do it
okay thank you okay nice to meet you
guys yeah you too oh wow Molly's just
great yes Bravo on the hot nanny
what you really think she's hot are you
kidding if I wasn't married she'd be
rejecting me right now
Joey
he's doing
am I the only one that doesn't think
that she's hot for us
I mean I mean she's not unattractive but
but hot huh
thank you
now that Rachel's gone so hot I cried
myself to sleep last night
hey check out those two blondes over
there
hey come with me are you trying to get
everybody divorced
come on you don't have to do anything
it'll just be easier if it's the two of
us like college I don't remember first
you uh break the ice with some kind of a
joke so they know you're the funny one
that I swoop in with some interesting
conversation so they'll see that I'm the
brilliant brooding sexy one
I thought I got to make the jokes
don't you have to be at work oh come
Oh Come uh hello hi my name is Chandler
this is my friend Ross right here hi and
uh we were wondering uh you know if
you're up for it we only need six more
people for a human pyramid
swoop swoop
uh so um oh hey I noticed you're reading
the paper uh
another flood in Europe huh
um here's a question
drown or be burned alive
I'm sorry we're just leaving
we still got it
[Music]
hi I uh I couldn't help but notice but
that's that's an unusual necklace you
already hit on me an hour ago
right so that's a firm no
[Laughter]
believe this I just keep striking out I
don't get it either
I mean you're obviously desperate
you're asking women how they want to be
killed
well this is great Rachel's gonna keep
kissing guys until she finds the one she
wants and I'm gonna die alone
by drowning or
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Key Vocabulary
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congratulations ˌkɑːn.ɡræ.tʃəˈleɪ.ʃənz A2 |
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engaged ɪnˈɡeɪdʒd A2 |
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exhausted ɪɡˈzɔːstɪd A2 |
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propose prəˈpoʊz A2 |
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sentiment ˈsɛn.tə.mənt B1 |
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assume əˈsjuːm A2 |
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misconstrues ˌmɪs.kənˈstruːz B2 |
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aggression əˈɡreʃ.ən B1 |
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upset ʌpˈset A2 |
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livelihood ˈlɪv.li.hʊd B1 |
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maitre ˈmeɪ.trə B1 |
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brilliant ˈbrɪl.iənt A2 |
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brooding ˈbruː.dɪŋ B1 |
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striking ˈstraɪ.kɪŋ B1 |
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desperate ˈdɛs.pər.ɪt A2 |
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flood flʌd A1 |
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