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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

hello hi is uh Phoebe here uh no no

she's she's out for the night oh

great can I can I help you with

something well I don't know are you a

mour yes I

am right

Dad thank you so much I'll be back pick

him up in an

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hour okay now I'm going

to touch

you oh that's soft

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[Laughter]

I guess pretty soon we'll be making a

big withdrawal from the Monica wedding

fund what you tell her Jack I can't do

it what happened you still have the

Monica wedding fund don't you we have it

only now we call it the beach

house I can't believe you spent my

wedding fund on the beach house we're

sorry honey but we just assumed if you

got married after you turned 30 you'd

pay for it yourself you bought the beach

house when I was 23 which means you had

seven years of Beach fun and you can't

put a price on that

sweetie I really do feel bad about this

though we started saving again when you

were dating Richard but then that went

to hell so we redid the

kitchen what about when I started dating

Chandler well it was Chandler we didn't

think he'd ever propose

clearly I did not start drinking enough

at the start of the

meal I can't believe it that there is no

money for my wedding we might still have

some money if your father hadn't thought

it was a good idea to sell ice over the

Internet it seemed like such a simple

idea stupid Jack the word is stupid all

right enough I don't want to hear about

it

anymore good luck

Chandler inclusively prove that I had

the idea for Jurassic Park first

let's take

a oh my God what are you doing here I

need to talk to you it's pretty urgent

it's about Monica and Chandler oh my god

um of course of uh would you please

excuse me for a moment um do you know

each other's hometowns why don't

you what's going on well um not much but

I was just thinking that since those

guys just got engaged that maybe it'd be

nice if they had some privacy you know

so can I just move in with you for a

couple

days um okay yeah sure but what what's

wrong with Monica and Chandler nothing

why Phoebe you said it was urgent oh

yeah it is I'm going to the movies and

it starts in like 5

minutes do you realize I have a

classroom full of

students oh I'm sorry I'm so rude does

anyone want to come to the movies

my mom sent me the paper oh let's see it

okay oh yeah that looks good you guys

make a very attractive

couple yeah we look great together we

really do

okay wow imagine what our kids would

look like you know we don't have to

imagine I'm marrying her we just see

you take half and I take half well

that's not fair you've already had some

well oh then not you know what I think

Monica would be very interested to know

that you called her cheesecake dry and

Meely what do we use to split it

okay all right pick a half okay well

this side looks

bigger uh may there's more crust on this

side yeah so maybe if I measure oh for

God sake just pick a pie all I pick that

so the smaller

piece okay there you go enjoy your half

my friend but that is it no sharing no

switching and don't come crying to me if

you eat your piece too

fast

oh all right you got to give me some of

your piece oh no no no this s no sharing

don't come crying to

me I may just sit here and have my cake

all day just sit here in the hallway and

eat

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M oh y look there's a piece that doesn't

have floor on it stick to your side come

on now

all right what are we

having hey everybody Happy Thanksgiving

no no no no no what are we keeping

Thanksgiving a secret this year no we

are playing this game I learned at work

you have to name all the states in 6

minutes what that's like insanely easy

no it's a lot harder than it sounds you

always forget at least one or in some

cases

14 it's a stupid game and I wasn't

playing against other people so

technically I didn't lose what you

forgot 14 States nobody cares about the

dtas oh okay time's up all right I got

48 oh it's not bad BS oh I got tired of

naming States so I decided to list the

types of

celery and I have one regular

celery okay so Rachel's got 48 and

Phoebe has the lead

in vegetables Joey

say hello to the new champ of Chandler's

dumb States game wow how many you got

56 done with time to spare oo this may

be a new world's record you know I hate

to lecture you guys but it's kind of

disgraceful that a group of

well-educated adults and

Joey can't name all the states you ever

see a map or one of those round colorful

things called a

globe uh

mellin you got 46 States what that's

impossible 46 well who's well educated

now Mr I forgot 10 states Okay Ross time

is up no just give me another minute

look Ross if you don't know them by now

you will never know them okay that is

the beauty of this game it makes you

want to kill

yourself this this is crazy I can do

this all right uh I bet I can get all 50

uh before dinner okay but if you can't

no dinner you're on all right don't look

at my list Ross cuz there's a lot on

there that you don't

have how can I not get this I'm a

college professor I got 1450 on my SATs

1250 damn I forgot you were

here you need some help from

you yes please

first of all

Utah dude you can't just make stuff

up I hate

America when I finish this game I swear

I am

moving okay maybe this is so hard

because there aren't 50

states let me tell you something I have

49 states and there are no

more I I think I should be able to eat

something it's up to you

Delaware

Delaware all right I want my turkey

now you got

it you got Nevada

twice I know yeah

a

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
withdrawal /wɪˈðdrɔːəl/ B2	noun - the removal of a substance from the body or the stopping of a habit.
assumed /əˈsuːmd/ B1	verb - supposed something to be the case on the basis of probability.
engaged /ɪnˈɡeɪdʒd/ B1	adjective - promised to marry someone.
urgent /ˈɜːrdʒənt/ B1	adjective - requiring immediate action or attention.
privacy /ˈpraɪvəsi/ B2	noun - the state of being free from public attention.
classroom /ˈklæsruːm/ A2	noun - a room where students are taught.
attractive /əˈtræktɪv/ B1	adjective - pleasing to the eye or mind.
imagine /ɪˈmædʒɪn/ B1	verb - form a mental image of something.
measure /ˈmeʒər/ A2	verb - determine the size, length, or amount of something.
Thanksgiving /ˌθæŋksˈɡɪvɪŋ/ B1	noun - a holiday celebrated in the US and Canada.
insanely /ɪnˈseɪnli/ B2	adverb - extremely; to a great extent.
technically /ˈtek.nɪ.kli/ B2	adverb - in a technical sense; according to the strict rules of a subject.
disgraceful /dɪsˈɡreɪsfəl/ B2	adjective - causing shame or disgrace.
educated /ˈedʒ.jʊ.keɪ.tɪd/ B1	adjective - having received an education.
globe /ɡloʊb/ A2	noun - a spherical model of the Earth.
professor /prəˈfesər/ B1	noun - a teacher of high rank in a college or university.
lecture /ˈlek.tʃər/ B2	verb - give a formal talk on a subject.
crazy /ˈkreɪzi/ A2	adjective - mentally deranged, extremely enthusiastic.