hello hi is uh Phoebe here uh no no
00:04
she's she's out for the night oh
00:08
great can I can I help you with
00:10
something well I don't know are you a
00:13
mour yes I
00:16
am right
00:20
Dad thank you so much I'll be back pick
00:27
him up in an
00:30
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00:35
[Applause]
00:39
[Music]
00:40
[Music]
00:52
hour okay now I'm going
00:54
to touch
00:58
you oh that's soft
01:10
[Music]
01:19
[Laughter]
01:30
I guess pretty soon we'll be making a
01:37
big withdrawal from the Monica wedding
01:38
fund what you tell her Jack I can't do
01:45
it what happened you still have the
01:48
Monica wedding fund don't you we have it
01:50
only now we call it the beach
01:53
house I can't believe you spent my
01:56
wedding fund on the beach house we're
01:58
sorry honey but we just assumed if you
02:00
got married after you turned 30 you'd
02:01
pay for it yourself you bought the beach
02:03
house when I was 23 which means you had
02:06
seven years of Beach fun and you can't
02:08
put a price on that
02:10
sweetie I really do feel bad about this
02:13
though we started saving again when you
02:16
were dating Richard but then that went
02:18
to hell so we redid the
02:19
kitchen what about when I started dating
02:23
Chandler well it was Chandler we didn't
02:25
think he'd ever propose
02:27
clearly I did not start drinking enough
02:30
at the start of the
02:31
meal I can't believe it that there is no
02:33
money for my wedding we might still have
02:35
some money if your father hadn't thought
02:37
it was a good idea to sell ice over the
02:39
Internet it seemed like such a simple
02:41
idea stupid Jack the word is stupid all
02:43
right enough I don't want to hear about
02:46
it
02:47
anymore good luck
02:48
Chandler inclusively prove that I had
02:53
the idea for Jurassic Park first
02:56
let's take
03:00
a oh my God what are you doing here I
03:01
need to talk to you it's pretty urgent
03:04
it's about Monica and Chandler oh my god
03:06
um of course of uh would you please
03:08
excuse me for a moment um do you know
03:11
each other's hometowns why don't
03:14
you what's going on well um not much but
03:17
I was just thinking that since those
03:21
guys just got engaged that maybe it'd be
03:23
nice if they had some privacy you know
03:25
so can I just move in with you for a
03:27
couple
03:29
days um okay yeah sure but what what's
03:31
wrong with Monica and Chandler nothing
03:35
why Phoebe you said it was urgent oh
03:41
yeah it is I'm going to the movies and
03:44
it starts in like 5
03:45
minutes do you realize I have a
03:49
classroom full of
03:52
students oh I'm sorry I'm so rude does
03:55
anyone want to come to the movies
03:58
my mom sent me the paper oh let's see it
04:00
okay oh yeah that looks good you guys
04:04
make a very attractive
04:07
couple yeah we look great together we
04:11
really do
04:15
okay wow imagine what our kids would
04:18
look like you know we don't have to
04:20
imagine I'm marrying her we just see
04:24
you take half and I take half well
04:30
that's not fair you've already had some
04:31
well oh then not you know what I think
04:33
Monica would be very interested to know
04:34
that you called her cheesecake dry and
04:36
Meely what do we use to split it
04:38
okay all right pick a half okay well
04:43
this side looks
04:48
bigger uh may there's more crust on this
04:50
side yeah so maybe if I measure oh for
04:53
God sake just pick a pie all I pick that
04:57
so the smaller
04:59
piece okay there you go enjoy your half
05:02
my friend but that is it no sharing no
05:06
switching and don't come crying to me if
05:09
you eat your piece too
05:12
fast
05:20
oh all right you got to give me some of
05:24
your piece oh no no no this s no sharing
05:26
don't come crying to
05:30
me I may just sit here and have my cake
05:32
all day just sit here in the hallway and
05:35
eat
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05:39
M oh y look there's a piece that doesn't
05:44
have floor on it stick to your side come
05:46
on now
05:50
all right what are we
06:03
having hey everybody Happy Thanksgiving
06:04
no no no no no what are we keeping
06:07
Thanksgiving a secret this year no we
06:10
are playing this game I learned at work
06:13
you have to name all the states in 6
06:14
minutes what that's like insanely easy
06:17
no it's a lot harder than it sounds you
06:19
always forget at least one or in some
06:21
cases
06:24
14 it's a stupid game and I wasn't
06:26
playing against other people so
06:29
technically I didn't lose what you
06:30
forgot 14 States nobody cares about the
06:32
dtas oh okay time's up all right I got
06:37
48 oh it's not bad BS oh I got tired of
06:40
naming States so I decided to list the
06:44
types of
06:46
celery and I have one regular
06:48
celery okay so Rachel's got 48 and
06:51
Phoebe has the lead
06:54
in vegetables Joey
06:56
say hello to the new champ of Chandler's
07:00
dumb States game wow how many you got
07:01
56 done with time to spare oo this may
07:09
be a new world's record you know I hate
07:14
to lecture you guys but it's kind of
07:16
disgraceful that a group of
07:19
well-educated adults and
07:20
Joey can't name all the states you ever
07:24
see a map or one of those round colorful
07:27
things called a
07:30
globe uh
07:32
mellin you got 46 States what that's
07:34
impossible 46 well who's well educated
07:38
now Mr I forgot 10 states Okay Ross time
07:42
is up no just give me another minute
07:45
look Ross if you don't know them by now
07:47
you will never know them okay that is
07:49
the beauty of this game it makes you
07:51
want to kill
07:53
yourself this this is crazy I can do
07:54
this all right uh I bet I can get all 50
07:57
uh before dinner okay but if you can't
08:00
no dinner you're on all right don't look
08:02
at my list Ross cuz there's a lot on
08:06
there that you don't
08:08
have how can I not get this I'm a
08:11
college professor I got 1450 on my SATs
08:14
1250 damn I forgot you were
08:19
here you need some help from
08:22
you yes please
08:27
first of all
08:35
Utah dude you can't just make stuff
08:37
up I hate
08:46
America when I finish this game I swear
08:49
I am
08:52
moving okay maybe this is so hard
08:55
because there aren't 50
08:58
states let me tell you something I have
09:01
49 states and there are no
09:04
more I I think I should be able to eat
09:08
something it's up to you
09:12
Delaware
09:37
Delaware all right I want my turkey
09:39
now you got
09:43
it you got Nevada
09:50
twice I know yeah
09:55
a
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10:01
Lyrics & Translation
[English]
hello hi is uh Phoebe here uh no no
she's she's out for the night oh
great can I can I help you with
something well I don't know are you a
mour yes I
am right
Dad thank you so much I'll be back pick
him up in an
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[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
hour okay now I'm going
to touch
you oh that's soft
[Music]
[Laughter]
I guess pretty soon we'll be making a
big withdrawal from the Monica wedding
fund what you tell her Jack I can't do
it what happened you still have the
Monica wedding fund don't you we have it
only now we call it the beach
house I can't believe you spent my
wedding fund on the beach house we're
sorry honey but we just assumed if you
got married after you turned 30 you'd
pay for it yourself you bought the beach
house when I was 23 which means you had
seven years of Beach fun and you can't
put a price on that
sweetie I really do feel bad about this
though we started saving again when you
were dating Richard but then that went
to hell so we redid the
kitchen what about when I started dating
Chandler well it was Chandler we didn't
think he'd ever propose
clearly I did not start drinking enough
at the start of the
meal I can't believe it that there is no
money for my wedding we might still have
some money if your father hadn't thought
it was a good idea to sell ice over the
Internet it seemed like such a simple
idea stupid Jack the word is stupid all
right enough I don't want to hear about
it
anymore good luck
Chandler inclusively prove that I had
the idea for Jurassic Park first
let's take
a oh my God what are you doing here I
need to talk to you it's pretty urgent
it's about Monica and Chandler oh my god
um of course of uh would you please
excuse me for a moment um do you know
each other's hometowns why don't
you what's going on well um not much but
I was just thinking that since those
guys just got engaged that maybe it'd be
nice if they had some privacy you know
so can I just move in with you for a
couple
days um okay yeah sure but what what's
wrong with Monica and Chandler nothing
why Phoebe you said it was urgent oh
yeah it is I'm going to the movies and
it starts in like 5
minutes do you realize I have a
classroom full of
students oh I'm sorry I'm so rude does
anyone want to come to the movies
my mom sent me the paper oh let's see it
okay oh yeah that looks good you guys
make a very attractive
couple yeah we look great together we
really do
okay wow imagine what our kids would
look like you know we don't have to
imagine I'm marrying her we just see
you take half and I take half well
that's not fair you've already had some
well oh then not you know what I think
Monica would be very interested to know
that you called her cheesecake dry and
Meely what do we use to split it
okay all right pick a half okay well
this side looks
bigger uh may there's more crust on this
side yeah so maybe if I measure oh for
God sake just pick a pie all I pick that
so the smaller
piece okay there you go enjoy your half
my friend but that is it no sharing no
switching and don't come crying to me if
you eat your piece too
fast
oh all right you got to give me some of
your piece oh no no no this s no sharing
don't come crying to
me I may just sit here and have my cake
all day just sit here in the hallway and
eat
[Music]
M oh y look there's a piece that doesn't
have floor on it stick to your side come
on now
all right what are we
having hey everybody Happy Thanksgiving
no no no no no what are we keeping
Thanksgiving a secret this year no we
are playing this game I learned at work
you have to name all the states in 6
minutes what that's like insanely easy
no it's a lot harder than it sounds you
always forget at least one or in some
cases
14 it's a stupid game and I wasn't
playing against other people so
technically I didn't lose what you
forgot 14 States nobody cares about the
dtas oh okay time's up all right I got
48 oh it's not bad BS oh I got tired of
naming States so I decided to list the
types of
celery and I have one regular
celery okay so Rachel's got 48 and
Phoebe has the lead
in vegetables Joey
say hello to the new champ of Chandler's
dumb States game wow how many you got
56 done with time to spare oo this may
be a new world's record you know I hate
to lecture you guys but it's kind of
disgraceful that a group of
well-educated adults and
Joey can't name all the states you ever
see a map or one of those round colorful
things called a
globe uh
mellin you got 46 States what that's
impossible 46 well who's well educated
now Mr I forgot 10 states Okay Ross time
is up no just give me another minute
look Ross if you don't know them by now
you will never know them okay that is
the beauty of this game it makes you
want to kill
yourself this this is crazy I can do
this all right uh I bet I can get all 50
uh before dinner okay but if you can't
no dinner you're on all right don't look
at my list Ross cuz there's a lot on
there that you don't
have how can I not get this I'm a
college professor I got 1450 on my SATs
1250 damn I forgot you were
here you need some help from
you yes please
first of all
Utah dude you can't just make stuff
up I hate
America when I finish this game I swear
I am
moving okay maybe this is so hard
because there aren't 50
states let me tell you something I have
49 states and there are no
more I I think I should be able to eat
something it's up to you
Delaware
Delaware all right I want my turkey
now you got
it you got Nevada
twice I know yeah
a
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assumed /əˈsuːmd/ B1 |
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engaged /ɪnˈɡeɪdʒd/ B1 |
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urgent /ˈɜːrdʒənt/ B1 |
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privacy /ˈpraɪvəsi/ B2 |
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classroom /ˈklæsruːm/ A2 |
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attractive /əˈtræktɪv/ B1 |
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imagine /ɪˈmædʒɪn/ B1 |
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measure /ˈmeʒər/ A2 |
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Thanksgiving /ˌθæŋksˈɡɪvɪŋ/ B1 |
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insanely /ɪnˈseɪnli/ B2 |
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technically /ˈtek.nɪ.kli/ B2 |
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disgraceful /dɪsˈɡreɪsfəl/ B2 |
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educated /ˈedʒ.jʊ.keɪ.tɪd/ B1 |
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globe /ɡloʊb/ A2 |
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professor /prəˈfesər/ B1 |
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lecture /ˈlek.tʃər/ B2 |
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crazy /ˈkreɪzi/ A2 |
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