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[English]

my first paycheck look at the window

there's my name hi

me I remember the day I got my first

paycheck there was a cave in in one of

the mines and eight people were

killed wow you worked in a mine I worked

in a Dairy Queen

why God isn't this exciting I earned

this I wiped tables for it I steamed

milk for it and it was totally

not worth

it who's F why is he getting all my

money I mean what Chandler look at

that oh this is not that bad oh you're

fine yeah for first job you can totally

totally live on this oh yeah yeah hey by

the way great service to

I'm so sorry you guys I didn't mean to

bring you down no you were

right I don't have a

plan Pizza Guy than

God B what do you have a plan I don't

even have a PL ra do you are you going

to separate

those oh god oh am I being like a total

laundry spans I mean am I supposed to

use like one machine for shirts and

another machine for

pants have you have you never done this

before well not myself but I know other

people that

have okay you caught me I'm a laundry

Virgin uh well don't worry I'll use the

gentle C

okay

um uh basically you want to use one

machine for all your whites okay a whole

another machine for for your colors and

and a third for uh your

uh uh delicates and that would be your

bras and your under panty

things okay well what about these are

white cotton panties would they go with

whites or with delicates uh that that

that would be a judgment

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call hey who's this little naked guy uh

that little naked guy would be me a look

at the little thing

yes yeah it's fine that is my

penis can we be grown-ups

now who are those people got me oh

that's Nana right there in the middle

wow yeah let's see me and the Gang at

Java

Joe's wow Monica you look just like your

grandmother how old was she there she

1939 yeah uh 24 25 huh it's like a fun

gang o look look look look look I got

Monica

naked no no that would be me again

I'm uh just trying

something hey

kicky what are you doing just trying to

get comfortable can't sleep in my

underwear well you're going to

I've been thinking you know about how

I'm always seeing girls on top of

girls are they end to end or tall like

pancakes you know what I mean about how

I'm always going out with all these

women cuz I always figured when the

right one comes along I'll be able to be

a standup guy and Go the Distance you

know I'm looking at my dad thinking hey

you're not him you're

you when they were all over you to go

into your father's pipe fitting business

did you cave no no you decided to go

into the out of work actor

business and that wasn't easy but you

did

it and I'd like to believe that when the

right woman comes along you will have

the courage and the guts to say no

thanks I'm

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married you really think so yeah I

really do thanks C get off

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can you see my nipples through this

shirt no but don't worry I'm sure

they're still

there so where are you going Mr sui man

well I have an appointment to see Dr

Robert pilman career counselor

Agogo I added the

Agogo career counselor hey you guys all

know what you want to do I don't

hey you guys in the living room all know

what you want to do you know you have

goals you have dreams I don't have a

dream uh the Lesser known I don't have a

dream

speech I know I know everybody there's

someone I'd like you a

meet yeah this is Ben oh hi Ben hi Ben

Ben this is everybody hey Ben hi Susan

he looks just like

you

thanks oh God I can't believe one of us

actually has one of these I know I still

am one of

these Ross can

I okay the head go ahead you got to

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hi

Ben

hi I'm your Aunt Monica yes I am I'm

your Aunt

Monica hey you feeling better yeah I

think that fifth shower actually got the

interview off

me so do you have any other

possibilities oh yeah well there is the

possibility that I won't make rent if

you want I can lend you some money no no

no cuz if I couldn't pay you back right

away then I'd feel guilty and tense

every time I saw you oh okay well why

you uh why you borrow it from Mom and

Dad you feel guilty and tense around

them already you might as well make some

money off of

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them hi hi hi darling so what's this

some of your old stuff well sweetie we

have a surprise for you we're turning

your room into a

gym wow that is a surprise just one

little question uh why not Ross's room

gosh we talked about that but your

brother has so many science trophies and

plaques and merit badges well we didn't

want to disturb them oh God

forbid you you know that Stephie graph

has quite a

tush I'm just saying it's right

there hey guys hi darling where's my

grandson you didn't bring him no he's at

the Carol's and Susan's today a woman in

my office is a

lesbian I'm just

saying oh Jack look there's that house

paint commercial that cracks you

up where have you been emotional hell so

did they lend you the money yet no but

that's probably because I haven't asked

them yet come on Monica do it hey you

guys um Monica has some news

um yeah so uh listen I'm sorry I didn't

tell you this before but um I I'm no

longer at my job I I had to leave it why

because they made

me you were

fired what are you going to do Judy Judy

relax this is our little harmonica we're

talking about we taught her well 10% of

your paycheck where does it go in the

bank the

bank there you go so she dips into her

savings that's what it's there for she's

going to be fine and if you need a

little extra you know where to find it

anything larger back

there okay here you go you can pay me

back whenever you

like you have dinosaur

checks yeah yeah I mean you get your

money and you learn a little something

what's wrong with that nothing nothing

hey you're a cheap asaurus

no kidding no kidding thank you I'm very

grateful hey M what is

this oh um that was my bathing suit from

high school I was a little bigger then

Oh I thought that's what they used to

cover Connecticut when it rained you

want to get this tattoo yes I do it's

just that Ross okay hey hey is your

boyfriend the boss of

you no okay who is the boss of

you you

no you are the boss of you now you march

your honey in there and get that heart

tattooed on your hip

go oh it looks so good oh I love it I

know so do I oh pH I'm so glad you made

me do this okay let me see

yours okay let's see yours

again baby we just saw mine let me see

to yours oh

okay oh no oh it's gone that's so weird

I don't know how where it

went you didn't get it

no why didn't you get it I'm sorry I'm

sorry baby how could you do this to me

this was all your idea I know I know and

I was going to get it but then he came

in with this needle and like did you

know they do this with needles you going

to do something fun

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okay who so brave you're so brave yes

you are you're so bra okay okay honey

he's fine he's fine let's just put him

down come here babe yes you're such a

good boy how could you do that to him

Ross trusted me what is he going to say

he's not going to say anything because

we're not going to to tell him we're not

no we're not all right I like

that so we're okay we're okay we're okay

aren't we no we're not okay we're not

okay there's a bump there's a bump

there's a bum oh my god well push it in

push it in I cannot push it

in okay we're going to need a

distraction okay that's it okay I got it

okay the second that Ross walks in that

door yeah I want you to take him back to

your bedroom and you do whatever it is

that you do that makes him go

or we could put a hat on his head a hat

yes hat we need a hat we need a hat

where are we going to find a tiny little

hat oh W well get rainy day bear I guess

he'll know what to

do oh my God you're a genius oh God it's

kind of sewn on though give it give it

okay oh it's just like a blood bath in

here today and when you have a second

later I want show you why we don't just

trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave

them

there I'm training to be better at a job

that I hate my life officially sucks but

ra wasn't it supposed to be a temporary

thing I thought you wanted to do fashion

stuff well yeah I'm still pursuing that

how exactly are you pursuing that you

know other than sending out resumés like

what two years

ago well I'm also sending out

good

thoughts if you ask me as long as you

got this job you got nothing pushing you

to get another one you need the

fear the fear he's right if you quit

this job you then have motivation to go

after a job you really want well then

how come you're still at a job that you

hate I mean why don't you quit and get

the

fear because I'm too

afraid I don't know I mean I would give

anything to work for a designer you know

or a buyer oh I just don't want to be 30

and still work here yeah that'd be much

worse than being 28 and still working

here Rachel yeah remind me to review

with you which pot is Decap and which is

regular can't I just look at the handles

on them you would

think okay fine Gunther you know what I

am a terrible waitress do you know why I

a terrible waitress because I don't care

I don't care I don't care which pot is

regular and which pot is decaf I don't

care where the trace spot is I just

don't care this is not what I want to

do so I don't think I should do it

anymore I'm going to give you my week's

notice what Gunther I

quit does this mean we're going to have

to start paying for coffee we are oh my

God you still have the chipper what

that's what we used to call your uh your

motorcycle in high school you know a

motorcycle is a chopper and your

chip never

mind I think it's

cute wow Lipper from the

chipper so you still in touch with

anyone from high school um there's

Rachel and um that's it how about you oh

yeah I still hang with Simmons and Z you

know and I see spinler a lot and a Kelly

and I run into Goldie from time to time

stick Brown zov Maguire JT

Beardsley is that all H you know After

High School you just kind of lose touch

a question for you how do you think this

suit would look on an assistant fire

okay the owner of alisand came over here

to yell at me but instead I made him

some sauce and he offered me the job as

head chef oh my God you just ruined the

thing I was practicing the whole way

home but I'm so happy

happy can you believe it I finally get

to run my own kitchen oh you've waited

so

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longone hey hey B quick question for you

yeah how do you think this suit would

look on an assistant buyer at

Bloomingdale's I don't know totally

depend on her coloring

and you got the

job you got the job why didn't you tell

me oh it's going to be so great I'm

going to get to help just decide what we

sell and I'm going to have an office

with walls and everything I'm going to

have

walls okay is this the day of good news

or what I got us a job the wedding

reception

oh um BB I kind of need to talk to you

about

that

um well I I I I think it might be time

for me to take a step back from the

catering but we've only had one

job I I know but now we have this second

one and it just it feels like it's

snowballing you

know yeah what are you saying I got

offered the head chef job at

alesandro's what it's okay cuz you know

what if you think about it you don't

really need me for the business you're

the

cook without you it's just me driving up

to people's houses with empty trays and

asking for

money all right but um well I I I'll pay

you back all the money you invested and

you can keep the van for

what can't believe this got to get out

of here bab wait a

minute I'm an assistant buyer all right

so we'll get a little coffee we'll get

energized and we'll head back out all

right

okay so we're having fun right we don't

need that wizard guy

we hit a couple of clubs talk to some

strangers and uh after this we'll go

down to the docks and see about that

boat

thing I'm kind of

beaked

actually me

too are you serious yeah yeah thank God

I'm

exhausted so you guys want coffees yeah

but uh I don't want to be up too late so

I'll have a Decap yeah me

too actually can I get some hot water

with a little

lemon I strained my voice screaming in

there does it have to be so

loud I can't hear a word you're saying

my ears are ringing so bad I'm just glad

I brought that extra pair of socks you

know I use them as mittens I didn't want

to touch a thing in that last

place how sad are

we yeah I

know you know what we're not sad we're

not sad we're just not 21 anymore you

know I'm 29 years old damn it and I want

to sit in a comfortable chair and watch

television and go to sleep at a

reasonable hour yeah yeah and I like to

hang out in a quiet place where I could

talk to my friends yeah and so what if I

like to go home throw on some Kenny G

and take a

bath we're 29 we're not women

you don't have to stop having fun just

because I'm here Kathy didn't cheat on

all of

you well except

you hey Joey I don't think that you

should leave chander alone I mean it's

only been two days since you broke up

with Kathy maybe you can go fishing next

week look there's nothing I can do for

him right now he's still in his

sweatpants that's only phase one

you know I'll be back for phase two I

would never miss phase

two what's phase two getting drunk and

going to a strip

club how does going to a strip club make

him better there are naked ladies

there oh and it helps him get to phase

three picturing yourself with other

women there are naked ladies there too

yeah would you give me one minute

please hi hi hi yeah hi I'm um phbe buet

and I have babies coming out of me okay

have you started having attractions not

yet um I heard they really hurt do they

hurt well oh my

God now which of you is the father um no

none of them are the Father the father

is my

brother okay I'm so going to miss

watching you freak people out like that

okay beach look look this is for the

babies to look at someday so is is there

anything you want to say you know before

starts oh okay um hi kids um it's me a

phebe can't wait to see you please don't

hurt

me this going to be okay right I mean

she's not going to leave me this is this

is fixable oh yeah sure absolutely by me

oh no no

no well unless you make some kind of big

gesture yeah big

though oh the misses

can can I get a

coffee to

go I'm I'm still not done not wanting to

talk to you just tell me what I need to

do to make things right what well that's

what we do you know I I mess up and then

you tell me how to fix it and then I do

and then you know you think I'm all cute

again I'm really I'm really tired of

being your relationship tutor you're

going to have to figure this one out for

yourself right you know what aren't you

afraid to be in a real relationship and

don't be in

one Monica where is she I need to talk

to her it's urgent is she here hi Monica

I need to talk to you it's

urgent okay okay I've been doing a lot

of thinking about us you know a lot of

uh us

thinking and uh well I guess there's

only one one way to do this

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what are you doing Monica no no no don't

don't don't don't do it will you marry

[Applause]

me what a bad IDE oh I can't not look at

it Chandler why are you doing this I

don't

know but I know I'm not afraid to do

this

Chandler I'm doing this because I'm

sorry

do you um you really think the best

reason to get married is because you're

sorry well no the best reason to get

married is

pregnancy sorry is pretty much fourth

you know behind being ready and actually

wanting to get

married will you be my

wife jaylor um I want you to take just a

minute and I want you to think about how

ridiculous this sounds

yeah I'm kind of wishing everyone wasn't

here right

now do you know that none of that stuff

came from me I mean I never said that I

wanted to have babies and get married

right now yeah I know but I was really

confused and then I talked to these guys

who two divorces and

Joey hey she's right you

know yeah but still cheap

shot you know what you know when I said

that I want need to deal with this

relationship stuff all on your own well

you're not ready for that I didn't think

I

was oh my God what does that thing

do uh that's an eye removal machine all

right I'm out of here I'm kidding I'm

kidding oh hi Rachel I'm Dr Miller

Monica told me you were a little nervous

but don't worry everything's going to be

just fine so we're done then almost but

first we got to start okay this is the

glaucoma test uhuh sit

down okay put your chin

here now you going to feel a small puff

of air in each eye what

what a small puff of air now come

on here we go all right one two three

okay sorry all right I'm going to stay

in here this time okay ready uhhuh one

two I'm sorry you know what I'm going to

hold her head okay that's okay okay okay

okay one uh-huh two I'm sorry you know

what you're young you probably don't

have

glaucoma okay so it was very very nice

to meet you sir and hey what are you are

you crazy okay we got a small minor

infection in that left eye I want you to

take these drops three times a day for a

week and you'll be as good as new yeah

no I I don't I don't put things in my

eye okay then I guess we'll see you back

here in 3 months great and I'll fit you

for a glass eye okay just give me the

damn

drops Dr

Miller p e CF

D very good

Monica you know where they are I sure do

Hey

Hey so uh Estelle lined up a bunch of

auditions for me tomorrow and I'll have

my health insurance back in no

time that's great but shouldn't you be

on the toilet right

now what what's wrong with you nothing

well I I I got this blinding pain in my

stomach when I was lifting weights

before and then I uh passed out and uh

haven't been able to stand up since but

uh I don't think it's anything

serious this sounds like a hernia you

have to you go to the doctor no way hey

look if I'm going to go to the doctor

for anything it's going to be for this

thing sticking out of my

stomach that's a hernia might I have to

start working out

again damn you 15s sorry PHS I I guess

I'm just really sad that I'm leaving I'm

going to miss you so much

well this doesn't have to be so sad

though you know maybe instead of just

thinking about how much you're going to

miss each other you should like think

about some of the things that you're not

going to

miss I don't think there's anything come

on there's got to be

something no she's

perfect I have

one great okay you can go first uh well

I guess I'm not going to miss the f fact

that you're never allowed to move the

phone

[Laughter]

pin good that's a good one okay Monica

anything you know does Rachel move the

phone

pen odd

sometimes always

actually okay good there you go doesn't

everyone feel

better it's not just the phone

pin I never get my messages

you get your messages yeah well I don't

think it really counts if you have to

read them off the back of your hand

after you fall asleep on the

couch so so you missed a message from

who Chandler or your

mom or Chandler or your

mom great it work no one's sad mom H

Chandler was just saying how beautiful

your sweater is oh thank you Chandler I

just bought it oh yes well it's very

beautiful and it's cream colored and

tight

and I don't mean tight I mean it's not

too tight not that I was looking

at what's the matter with

him I think he's stoned

again what what dude I need to talk to

you a

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sec okay I think I might know why my

parents don't like you you do why okay

remember We Were

Young spring break sophomore year I I

got high in my bedroom and my parents

walked in and smelled it and so I told

them that you had gotten stoned and

jumped out the

window what why did you do that I don't

know uh yours was the first name that

that popped into my head I'm I'm sorry I

didn't I didn't think it' matter how

could it not matter how was I supposed

to know we'd end up being friends after

college let alone you you'd be living

with my sister what about all that

friends forever stuff

I don't know I I was all

high mom and dad just sent me in here to

find out if you were trying to get Ross

stoned your parents caught Ross smoking

pot in college and he blamed it on me

Ross I can't believe you'd do that the

reason we haven't told them we're

together is because they hate me okay so

will you fix this okay okay I'll tell

them it wasn't Chandler who got high

okay now who should I say it was

you it's not like it's a big deal you

you don't still do it or anything all

right all right now now who should I say

tricked me into doing

this let's go oh yeah about telling Mom

and Dad I was thinking about maybe

writing a letter you know what that's it

you've had your chance what Mom Dad raw

smoked pot in college what you are such

a

tattletail mom

dad you remember that that time you

walked in my room and smelled marijuana

yes well I told you it was Chandler who

was smoking the pot

but it was me I'm sorry it was you

and dad you know that mailman that you

got fired didn't steal your Playboys

rosted yeah well Hurricane Gloria didn't

break the porch swing Monica

dead Ross hasn't worked at the museum

for a

year Monica and chlo are living

together Ros Mar Rachel and and got

divorced

again that's a lot of information to get

in 30

seconds all right Monica why you felt

you had to hide the fact that you're an

important relationship is beyond me and

we kind of figured about the porch

swing R Drugs divorced

again what happened son I I uh I got

tricked into all those

things

Chandler you've been Ross's best friend

all these years stuck by him during the

drug

problems and now you've taken on Monica

as well well I don't know what to say

you're a wonderful human

being thank you

no thank

you Monica and Ross I don't know what

I'm going to do about the two of

you I'll talk to

them

guys

guys

guys I'm going to ask Monica to marry

me I think we got to end the freeze out

wait a minute is this is this for real

yeah check out the

ring oh my

God so you two are really

serious yeah pretty

much you you're going to get married I

mean what we're going to be

brothers-in-law come

here and and and we're going to be

friends

again

what water under the bridge

forget I was going to wait till it was

official you know but I got so excited I

just had to tell you guys cuz you're my

best friend I think I'm going to

cry no more crying please I just dumped

one cry baby I'll dump you

to I'm going to ask Monica to marry me

oh my God oh my

God oh jiller you guys are going to be

so happy I know all the

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tissue check out the ring oh nice one

and a half karat

easy hey hey fees Chandler's going to

ask Monica to marry him oh I know I

helped pick out the ring

a you told her before you told

us well she walked in while I was

looking at the ring brochures you can

understand that

right

guys

guys hey what's going on I found a note

on my door come to Monica's quick bring

champagne and a Three Musketeers Bar

yeah I'll take

that what's up Monica and I are

engaged my

God congratulations

where is she I'm engaged I'm

engaged yeah she's been out there for 20

minutes I'm surprised you didn't hear

her on the way over Oh I thought it was

just a kid yelling I'm gay I'm

gay can I bring her in no no let her

stay out there it's sweet I'm getting

married I'm going to be a

bride no I will not shut up because I'm

engaged oh big talk huh why don't you

come over here say that to me huh buddy

yeah my fiance will kick your

ass come on apartment 20 apartment

20 happy

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bir it's your

birthday

hey she's not as pretty as she was when

she was 29

green would like to establish some

ground rules before she comes out she

would appreciate it if you didn't use

the words old or downhill or they still

look pretty damn

good they

do Rachel come on out Monica made

breakfast chocolate chip

pancakes we've got

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presents good ones

they all came from the list you handed

out to us two weeks

ago well can I keep the presents and

still be

29 come on raage look turning 30 is not

that big a deal oh really is that how

you felt when you turned 30 why God what

I know my life's gone pretty well but I

look around and I just see so many

people who have accomplished so many of

their goals by the time they're 30 yeah

but you shouldn't compare yourself to

me do it baby

come there you

[Applause]

go I did it one mile on a hippity hop

that's it that's everything I wanted to

do before I was 30 oh except I wanted to

patch things up with my sister oh but

Y and and girls this thing is a godsend

if you know what I

mean w

woo I needed that car for

transportation okay I I have a child how

hot do I look in this

huh loss a sports car wouldn't it be

cheaper to just stuff a sock down

there that's not what this is about okay

I I am a sports car Enthusiast I've

always been into cars hey what's the

horsepower on this thing I don't know

but but look how sh

tiny I can't believe you bought this so

can I have a ride stad hop

in get ready for the smoothest ride of

your life

damn

it hey who's

next hey you guys hey hey what's going

on well we were just talking about you

guys getting married and how great it is

yeah you could get a

Volvo that's what you really

want so sweet

so we both finished our vows can we read

them yeah just as long as I don't hear

tayers and he doesn't hear mine

okay oh

oh oh that's

beautiful funny one that's

good Monica will you marry

me what I don't get it oh

yeah oh man this is hilarious

Chandler don't worry honey we'll make

yours funnier did I miss

it

Rachel I I want you to know that if it's

positive we're going to oh I know I know

you

do it's time

oh

no go ahead

re oh wait you know what I can't I can't

look at it I can't look at it somebody

else tell me somebody tell me okay okay

um it's

negative what it's

negative

oh oh

well there you

go

pH that is that's great that is really

great great

news you know cuz the

whole H not being ready and kind of

financial aspects all

that wow this is so just the way this

was supposed to

be well then

great it's SC is so

stupid how can I be upset over something

I never

had it's

negative now it's positive

what it's it's not negative it's

positive are you sure well yeah I lied

before my God now you know how you

really feel about it that's a risky

little

game are you really going to do

this yeah I'm going to have a

baby I'm going to have a

baby I have a

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baby that one night we had was fun and

and certainly passionate but don't don't

you think it's better if we just stay

friends seriously

what okay okay you know what if you want

to we can do it one one more

time I mean i' I'd be okay with that in

fact I have some time right now okay you

know what can I can I talk now oh sure

okay I'm

pregnant Ross

R okay whenever you're

[Laughter]

ready and you're the father by the way

but you

good can I get you some water I'm good

I'm

good Ross there is no pressure on you

okay I mean you can be as involved as

you

want yeah I uh I'm just I don't know I

don't

understand um how this

happened we we used the condom I know I

know but you know condoms only work like

97% of the time what what

what well they should put that on the

box they do no they

[Laughter]

don't well they should put it in huge

block

letters Okay Ross come on let's just

forget about the condoms oh well I may

as well have

listen you know what I was really

freaked out too when I found hey I'm I

freaked

out I'm indignant as a

consumer you know what let's let's talk

later no no I want to talk now okay I in

fact I want to talk to the

president of the condom company okay you

know what maybe I should come back

okay yeah a press one

I'm

home from the tequila

factory it was awful to get out of going

to dinner with Doug I told him that you

and I split up so then he took me to all

these strip clubs and sleazy bars and

then when I wouldn't give him my wedding

ring he threw a soda can at a

bird I could breathe through my

mouth you know what the worst part was I

got to see what my life would be like

without you you know it was like uh it's

get a wonderful life with lap

dances please promise me that you will

never leave me that we will grow old

together and be with each other for the

rest of our

lives I

promise hey speaking of together how

about we send out a holiday card this

year oo I I don't know if we're there

yet that's right still no

baby come on people please let make some

room uh Sweetie maybe you'd be more

comfortable

here

you like you haven't done

enough but I I know how miserable you

are I wish there was something I can do

I I I wish I were a

seahorse because with seahorses the it's

the male they they carry the

babies and then also um I'd be far away

in the

sea I have never been so uncomfortable

in my entire life oh I know I've been

there I remember toward the end babbe

that's a great story could you tell it

to me while you're getting me some iced

tea

oh God get out get out get out get

out

let's where'd she

go they're just they're just wrapping

her up okay we'll be careful with her

she's really

tiny here she is

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I

you thanks for coming out of

me I

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know oh she's looking at me hi I know

you do we have a name yet no not yet

that's fine for now we'll just call her

baby girl green oh no baby girl Geller

green oh look at you too holding hands

is this getting

serious I I you know have you not talked

about it

yet am I making you

uncomfortable if you were bigger you'd

hit me huh

sorry I'm sorry it's obviously way too

early for us to be having that

conversation is it maybe not is it okay

when I got divorced I I didn't think I'd

feel this way about someone for a really

long time M then again I didn't think

I'd meet someone like you and this may

be crazy soon but I want you to have

this no not that's gum

any oh five bucks I love it when that

happens you know it's like you don't

know it's there keep digging oh

sorry oh it's a key to be honest I think

I'd prefer the

$5 it's to my apartment oh wow oo o big

step for Phoebe and Mike yeah look and I

don't want you to feel like you have to

give me your key just because I I want

to oh thank

God yeah

wow I'm starting to think I'd never meet

someone that you know I wanted to do

this

with here you

go what's wrong I am so much older than

these other interns I can't I can't

compete with them when I saw you're a

little older try to look at the positive

you have all this life experience yes

but I don't think life experience is

going to help me with

these

wow it's like they're on

fire what are they they're these

prototype sneakers and I have to come up

with ideas on how to sell them which I

can't do because no self-respecting

adult would ever wear these I'll give

you $500 for

them what am I supposed to do with these

come on sneakers are easy you wear

sneakers all the time well first of all

they're not called sneakers anymore

apparently they're called Kicks or skids

and I think I heard somebody say

slurps here look they got these wheels

to pop out from the bottom so you can

roll around because apparently walking

is too much

exercise kids kids roll your way to

childhood

obesity I just realized I don't care if

he is the most perfect guy in the

world it's not you yeah he's

better no he's not

and if I can't get pregnant with you

then I don't want to get pregnant by him

or anyone

else really are you sure yeah I'm sure

oh thank God because I don't want to do

this either you know I was just doing it

because I thought that was what you

wanted to do you know I'm the husband

I'm supposed to bring the

sperm that is so

sweet well I love you

so you know this leaves us

with

adoption how do you feel about

that I think I feel okay about

it actually I I I think I feel really

good about

it me too I want to find a baby that

needs a home and I want to raise it with

you and I want to mess it up in our own

specific

way you can't move you just you just

can't Rachel's right this is where you

guys belong yeah you you don't want to

live in Westchester that's like the

worst of the

Chesters you know sometimes when I'm

alone in my apartment I look over here

and you guys are just having dinner or

watching TV or something

but it makes me feel better and now when

I look over who am I going to see the

got leaves the the

yangs they don't make me feel so

good yeah so so don't move okay just

stay here and maybe close your blinds at

night

hey

hello it's Nancy they responded to our

offer

and okay

thanks they

passed they said they wouldn't go up

Penny under the asking price we can't

afford that I

know well there you

go I'm really sorry you guys yeah I'm

I'm sorry too I'm even more sorry that

that phone call didn't come before I

told you about looking through the

window yeah well we're going to let you

be alone you going to be okay yeah we'll

be okay love you guys

you know I'm I'm really sorry I wasn't

more supportive before it's okay we

understand yeah and and about this Nancy

if you're not sleeping with her should

I there'll be other houses but I just I

love that one so much

yeah that's a good thing we got it

then what we got the

house oh my God I just didn't want to

tell you in front of them oh my God we

got it we got the house we're getting

the house

we're getting a house and a baby we're

growing

up we sure

are so who's going to tell them not it

not it damn it hey have the interview go

not good you know I always feel that way

after an interview I'll bet it went

better than you think well I didn't get

the job at Gucci and I got fired from

Ralph Lauren that is a bad interview

what are you what are you talking about

how'd this happen well my boss was at

the same restaurant where I was having

my interview and he heard everything so

later he calls me to his office and he

tells me that he's going to have to let

me go because I'm not a team player and

I say wait a minute no yes I am and then

I had to sit there for 45 minutes while

he proved that that in fact was

true oh God I'm so

sorry hey

what what's

this it's it's a bottle of champagne why

is this here Ross I guess it's here

because I got tenure congratul

congratulations this is the single

greatest day of my professional career

Gunther six classes six you want me to

join you oh I thought Joey was here five

is

good I'm going to have a lugie in my

coffee tomorrow

ooh Israeli

champagne and it's

vanilla I got tenure I didn't win the

lottery hey Rich so uh how did your

thing go oh it's good yeah but I'm not

going to hear about that for a couple of

days oh you know what you're going to

get it I I I I can feel it can

you everybody here's to Ross and and to

years of hard work finally paying off

and to knowing that your career doesn't

mean everything but also knowing it

means a

lot but more importantly to full

well-rounded life that center around

work to

ro you know what the best part about

this is I can never be fired God no

seriously I have job security for life

you know I mean I never have to worry oh

oh look at look how happy you are for

me no it's not that I got fired today

and I didn't get the other

job ra I'm so sorry

oh great I feel like an idiot no it's

okay you didn't know

oh oh honey let me just say something

because once we get into this I'm going

to get all uncomfortable and probably

make some stupid joke

I just want to say that I I love

you and I'm going to miss

you and I'm so sad that you're

leaving oh you know

what let's not say anything

else I love

you not so tight oh

do you think they recognize each other

from in

there maybe unless they're like two

people who've lived in apartments next

to each other for years and then one day

they're pushed through a vagina and they

meet oh look at these little bunnies I

know you ready to

trade okay okay

all right let's

see we could trade later yeah I'm

good okay please be careful with that it

was my grandmother's be careful thank

you uh if that falls off the truck it

wouldn't be the worst thing

wow I

know seems smaller

somehow has it always been

purple look around you guys this was

your first

home and it was a happy place filled

with love and laughter

but more important because of rent

control it was a Fring

steel hey do you realize that at one

time or another we all lived in this

apartment oh yeah that's true uh I

haven't wait what about that summer

during college that you live with

Grandma and you tried to make it as a

dancer

do you realize we almost made it 10

years without that coming

up oh honey I forgot I promised triger

that we'd leave our keys oh okay

so I guess this is it

yeah I guess

so this is harder than I thought it

would be no it's going to be

okay

okay well do you guys have to go to the

new house right away or do you have some

time we got some time okay should we get

some coffee

sure where

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
paycheck /ˈpeɪ.tʃek/ B2	noun - a check issued as payment for work performed
laundry /ˈlɔːn.dri/ B1	noun - the activity of washing, drying, and ironing clothes
dairy /ˈdeə.ri/ A2	noun - a place where milk, butter, cheese, etc. are produced or sold
tenure /ˈtɛn.jʊr/ C1	noun - the condition of having a permanent job, especially in academia
interview /ˈɪn.tə.vjuː/ B2	noun - a formal meeting in which a person is asked questions, especially for a job
motivation /ˌmoʊ.tɪˈveɪ.ʃən/ C1	noun - the internal drive that prompts a person to act or achieve something
courage /ˈkʌr.ɪdʒ/ B2	noun - the ability to face fear, danger, or difficulty without being deterred
assistant /əˈsɪs.tənt/ B2	noun - a person who helps someone else in a professional setting
chef /ʃɛf/ B1	noun - a professional cook, especially the chief cook in a restaurant
buyer /ˈbaɪ.ər/ B2	noun - a person who purchases goods, especially for a business
kitchen /ˈkɪtʃ.ən/ A2	noun - a room or area where food is prepared and cooked
quit /kwɪt/ B1	verb - to stop doing a job or activity; to resign
hire /ˈhaɪər/ B1	verb - to employ someone for work
marry /ˈmær.i/ B2	verb - to enter into a legal marriage relationship
nervous /ˈnɜː.vəs/ B1	adjective - feeling or showing worry, anxiety, or lack of confidence
excited /ɪkˈsaɪ.tɪd/ A2	adjective - feeling enthusiastic and eager
delicate /ˈde.lɪ.kət/ B2	adjective - easily broken or damaged; requiring careful handling
stressful /ˈstres.fəl/ B2	adjective - causing mental or emotional strain
opportunity /ˌɒp.əˈtjuː.nə.ti/ C1	noun - a set of circumstances that makes it possible to do something

Key Grammar Structures

• my first paycheck look at the window there's my name hi

  ➔ Present Simple for habitual actions, Imperative for direct commands

  ➔ The sentence uses the **present simple** ("look") to describe a recurring action or state. The word "hi" is an interjection used as a greeting.

• why God isn't this exciting I earned this

  ➔ Rhetorical question, Present Simple with auxiliary verb 'is', Possessive pronoun 'this'

  ➔ The sentence begins with a **rhetorical question** expressing disbelief. The use of **'is'** as an auxiliary verb forms the present simple tense. **'This'** refers back to the paycheck, indicating possession.

• who's F why is he getting all my money

  ➔ Contraction ('who's' = who is), Interrogative pronoun ('who'), Present Continuous tense ('is getting')

  ➔ The sentence uses a **contraction** ('who's') for brevity. The **present continuous** tense ('is getting') emphasizes an ongoing action. The question expresses confusion and frustration.

• oh this is not that bad oh you're fine

  ➔ Declarative sentences with adjectives ('bad', 'fine'), Use of 'that' as a modifier.

  ➔ These are simple **declarative sentences** expressing an opinion. The word **'that'** modifies the adjective 'bad', lessening the intensity of the statement. The sentence 'oh you're fine' is a reassurance.