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[English]

you got married

again

yes so that's your second marriage in

two years yes second in two years third

overall Ross I have been a divorce

attorney for 23 years and never have I

had so much business from one

client why don't you tell me what

happened basically Rachel and I were in

vag

and we got drunk I I'm sorry is this the

same Rachel whose name you said at the

altar in the second marriage yes yes yes

but I I do not love her oh that's better

then this was just a drunken mistake and

I I need to get it en olded I

see have you considered

therapy I think just the analment for

today

there are a couple of forms to fill out

easy and we'll need to have witnesses

who can testify that you were not of a

sound mind no

problem and we'll need you and Rachel to

testify before a judge

ooh there's no way to do this without

her cuz I kind of already told her uh it

was it was taken care of of course you

did look Ross you can't get an analment

unless you and Rachel are both there

uh-huh what about someone who looks like

Rachel I will think about the therapy

hi this guy says hello I want to kill

myself are you okay sweetie I just feel

like someone reached down my throat

grabbed my small intestine pulled it out

of my mouth and tied it around my neck

cookie Carol moved her stuff out today

oh

let me get you some coffee

thanks no oh no no don't stop cleansing

my

aura don't just leave my aura alone

okay I'll be fine all right really

everyone I hope she'll be very happy no

you don't no I don't to hell with her

she left

me and you never knew she was a

lesbian no

okay why does everyone keep fixating on

that she didn't know how should I

know sometimes I wish I was a

lesbian did I say that out

loud all right Ross look you're feeling

a lot of pain right now you're angry

you're hurting can I tell you what the

answer is strip joints

come on you're single have some hormon

see but I don't want to be single okay I

just I just I just want to be married

again and I just want a million doll

friends family are gathered to celebrate

here today the joyous Union of Ross and

Emily May the happiness we share with

them today be with them always now Emily

repeat off to me I Emily I Emily take

the Ross take thee Ross as my lawfully

wedded husband in sickness and in health

till death BS us as my lawfully wedded

husband in sickness and in health until

death Parts

us now

Ross Fe after me I

Ross I Ross Take the Emily take the

Rachel

[Applause]

Emily

Emily

uh shall I go

on that's it I cannot make this decision

it is too difficult so I am just going

to leave it entirely up to the god gods

of

Fate a magic eightball come on you can't

be serious you can't make this decision

with a toy oh it's not a

toy well I don't know what else to do I

mean I either keep my wife and lose one

of my my best friends or I keep my

friend and get divorced for the second

time before I'm 30 so so if anyone else

has has a better suggestion let's hear

it because I I got nothing all right

don't be shy any suggestion question

will

do okay

then here we

go magic eightball should I never see

Rachel

again ask again

later later is not good enough

ask again later what the hell this is

broken it it is

broken hey Emily's cousin kicked me out

what why well when you're suing an

apartment from your wife's cousin and

then you get a divorce sometimes the

cousin suddenly wants his apartment back

how can you do that didn't you sign a

lease who needs a lease when it's family

hey you can stay with us we'll take care

of absolutely anything you need man but

you have to promise me you will let us

know the second you are feeling better

so that we can make fun of your hair

yeah we got it okay thanks you guys I

really appreciate this all right I'm

going to get packing again man I've been

moving around so much lately I'm

beginning to feel like a

nomad what he thought you said

gonad jaylor um I want you to take just

a minute and I want you to think about

how ridiculous this

sounds yeah I'm kind of wishing everyone

wasn't here right

now do you know that none of that stuff

came from me I mean I never said that I

wanted to have babies and get married

right now yeah I know but I was really

confused and then I talked to these guys

who two divorces and

Joey hey she's right you know

yeah but still cheap

shot yep we want to get married well

there's a service in progress have a

seat all

right what are you doing oh that's the

Wedding March does does that freak you

out no only because it's the graduation

song

okay this is it we're going to get

married are you sure you want to do

[Applause]

this hello Mrs R hello Mr

Rachel

okay hey hi thank

you oh

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what are we going to talk about what you

guys did last night

or what mean last night nothing nothing

uh nothing happened last night uhhuh

Ross invited us to all to

watch R we weren't going to miss our

friends getting married who got married

you

did

what we hello we didn't get married get

married that's

ridiculous wait wait wait wait I

remember being in a chapel they they

they would not let us get married when

we were that drunk they let you get

married when you're drunk most people

getting married in Vegas are

drunk now I'm drunk right now

I can't have a mimosa with breakfast I'm

on

vacation what are you guys going to do

oh I guess we just find a divorce lawyer

well I think I think Ross already has

one now this one's free right because

you paid for the first two so you get

the third one for

free laugh it up but the joke's on you

because we don't need to get divorced

okay we we're just going to get an

analment an analment Ross

I don't think surgery is the answer

here oh oh that's your

thing what you're thing you're thinging

you know that you're the guy who gets

divorced that's not my

thing I do not love getting divorced yes

you do this is your third

divorce you love divorce so much you're

probably going to marry it and

then and and then it won't work out so

you're gonna have to divorce it

divorcing

guy I'm so

drunk hey you guys guess what Barry and

Mindy are getting a divorce oh my God

what is the matter with

you no Barry and Mindy oh sorry I hear

divorce I immediately go to

Ross who who's Barry and Mindy Barry was

the guy that I almost married and Mindy

was my best friend oh oh wasn't he

cheating on you with her yeah but that

just means that he was falling asleep on

top of her instead of

me God can you imagine if I'd actually

married him I mean how different would

my life be I know what you mean I've

always wondered how different my life

would be if if I'd never gotten divorced

which time the first

time well seriously imagine if Carol

hadn't realized she was a

lesbian I can't I keep seeing it the

good

way I bet i' still be doing my

karate towards the end of our marriage I

was doing a lot of karate as a way of

releasing the tension from you know not

doing anything else physical maybe the

problem was you were pronouncing It

karate mom

dad you remember that that time you

walked in my room and smelled marijuana

yes well I told you it was Chandler who

was smoking the pot

but it was me I'm sorry it was you and

Dad you know that mailman that you got

fired didn't steal your Playboys

rosted yeah well Hurricane Gloria didn't

break the porch swing Monica

dead Ross hasn't worked at the museum

for a

year Monica and chlo are living

together Ross married Rachel in Vegas

and got divorced

again that's a lot of information to get

in 30

seconds all right Monica why you felt

you had to hide the fact that you're in

an important relationship is beyond me

and we kind of figured about the porch

swing Ross drugs divorced

again what happened son I I uh I got

tricked into all those

things I'm not here that's just my

Chinese food oh my God she has food

delivered here M yes she's she's

emotional but but ballsy

you know what I'm going to do I'm going

to get my sweats and eat this in

bed and you thought you was going to be

in our

way so okay why don't you uh open the

champagne and I will be right back I've

got a surprise for you you got another

ex-wife back

there please start drinking wait up hi

congratulations I didn't want to say

anything in front of Joey cuz I didn't

know if he knew you what that we had a

baby let's give him a little

credit although he did eat a piece of

plastic fruit

earlier no no that you and Rachel are

engaged what oh it's a secret oh goody

yes oh we haven't done the secret thing

in a long time Phoebe there is no secret

okay I didn't propose are you lying is

this like that time you tried to

convince us you were a doctor

I am a

doctor you know what I'm just going to

go and and talk to Rachel myself all

right me

too should we wake her up no no come on

let her sleep she's so exhausted and so

engaged dum dum dum

oh my God she she thinks we're

engaged why why why would she think

we're engaged perhaps because you gave

her an engagement ring you know Ross

doctors are supposed to be

smart I didn't give her that ring you

didn't no so whose ring is it it's

mine is it an engagement ring yes but

you didn't give it to her no but you

were going to propose no huh I might be

losing interest in

this look look my mom gave me that ring

because she wanted me to propose to

Rachel but all I wanted to do is see if

she maybe kind of wanted to start things

up again oh what beautiful lukewarm

sentiment look I didn't want to rush

into anything and it seemed like she

didn't want to either but I don't I

don't understand how how any of this

happened what did she find the ring in

my jacket assume I was going to propose

throw it on and and just start telling

people no no she said you actually

proposed to her well I didn't I didn't

propose unless

I did

I I haven't slept in 40 hours and

it does sound like something I would do

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
married /ˈmærid/ A1	adjective - in the state of being legally joined as a couple
divorce /dɪˈvɔrs/ A2	noun - the legal dissolution of a marriage verb - to legally end a marriage
attorney /əˈtɜrni/ B1	noun - a lawyer qualified to represent clients in legal matters
witnesses /ˈwɪtnəsɪz/ A2	noun - people who see or know something and can give a testimony
testify /ˈtɛstɪfaɪ/ B1	verb - to give a formal statement as a witness in court
therapy /ˈθɛrəpi/ A2	noun - treatment intended to relieve or heal a disorder
annulment /əˈnʌlmənt/ B2	noun - a declaration that a marriage is void
lesbian /ˈlɛzbiən/ A2	noun - a woman who is sexually attracted to women
nomad /ˈnoʊmæd/ B1	noun - a person who does not stay long in one place
engaged /ɪnˈɡeɪdʒd/ A2	adjective - having agreed to marry someone
proposal /prəˈpoʊzəl/ A2	noun - an offer of marriage
exhausted /ɪɡˈzɔstɪd/ B1	adjective - extremely tired
sentiment /ˈsɛntəmənt/ B2	noun - a thought, view, or attitude, especially one based on emotions
rushed /rʌʃt/ A2	adjective - done too quickly
assume /əˈsʌm/ B1	verb - to think or accept something to be true without proof
lukewarm /ˈluːkˌwɔrm/ B2	adjective - only slightly enthusiastic

Key Grammar Structures

• you got married again

  ➔ Present Perfect

  ➔ The phrase "got married again" uses the present perfect to indicate an action that happened in the past with relevance to the present.

• I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years

  ➔ Present Perfect Continuous

  ➔ The phrase "have been a divorce attorney" uses the present perfect continuous to emphasize the duration of the action (23 years).

• why don't you tell me what happened

  ➔ Tag Question

  ➔ The phrase "why don't you" is a tag question used to invite the listener to respond.

• I need to get it annulled

  ➔ Modal Verb (Need)

  ➔ The modal verb "need" expresses necessity or obligation.

• there are a couple of forms to fill out

  ➔ There is/are Structure

  ➔ The phrase "there are a couple of forms" uses the "there is/are" structure to introduce the existence of something.

• who can testify that you were not of a sound mind

  ➔ Relative Pronoun (Who)

  ➔ The relative pronoun "who" introduces a relative clause that describes the subject of the main clause.

• I will think about the therapy

  ➔ Future Simple

  ➔ The phrase "I will think" uses the future simple to express a future action or intention.

• you can't get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there

  ➔ Conditional Sentence (Type 1)

  ➔ The sentence uses a type 1 conditional to express a possible condition and its result.