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[English]

I'm telling you that girl totally winked

at me did

not winking at

you

huhan message against speaking at the

T hi uh Richard it's Monica um listen I

I did something kind of crazy tonight um

maybe I'm getting my period or something

I don't know um anyway uh I I I beeped

into your machine and I heard this

message that that freaked me out and um

you know what U Michelle will tell you

the rest I I I'm I'm sorry okay and I

hope that we can just forget the whole

thing okay

bye your outgoing message has now been

changed outgoing did that say outgoing

not outgoing

hi uh Richard it's Monica um listen I

did something kind of crazy tonight um

maybe I'm getting my period or something

I don't know no how did you do that I

don't know goodbye

no you go to the refrigerator get a nice

glass of milk but these darn cartons are

still flinging flanging hard to open

well you said it Mike I

don't there's got to be a better way and

there is Kevin

can we please turn this off no way Kevin

what I told you that there's a

revolutionary new product that

guarantees you'll never have to open up

milk cartons again meet the milk Master

2000 are you intrigued you're flinging

flinging right I

am this is his first time he's never

used this product before you're going to

see how easy this is to do go

ahead this works in any milk carton wow

it is easy now I can have milk

every

day oh what yeah I know what I want to

ask you um can you roll your

tongue cuz cuz I can and my mom couldn't

and I thought you know I figured that

was something that I got from our dad

well you wait you mean like

this yeah yeah you can do it too

yeah you're not doing it oh right okay

yeah my mom could and I can't

so we don't have

that when's your birthday February 16th

I know a guy who's the

18th that's

close when's yours October

25th that's the same month as Halloween

yeah so um what kind of things do you

like to do at

home melt

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stuff okay so by melting you meant

melting yeah so is it like art yeah you

can melt art

hey can I use your

phone yeah sure what you want to call

your mom no I want to melt

it oh well um not right

now you know what I think I'm just going

to go to bed I think the fumes are

giving me a headache so yeah

yeah night bro

night

here just in

case oh

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excellent hey watch it

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lady hey hey good looking

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all right I'll leave my bed's so

boring hey remember when she brought up

that thing about you know the three of

us yes

vividly she was kidding about that right

yeah I I think

so yeah I I think so

got to be weird if that situation

presented itself tonight huh

yeah yeah I mean

uh what what would we

do dude I don't

know she was kidding yeah she

was but you know what just in case maybe

we should come up with a set of ground

rules yeah for sure okay probably want

the first one to be never open your

eyes you know because you don't want to

be doing

something and then look up right and see

something that you don't want to be

seeing good call nice hold it hold

it what if my eyes are closed

and and my hand is out

there H okay eyes open at all

times oh hey how do we decide where

we you know each would you

know be right right well you know we

could flip for it yeah I guess but like

what's heads and what's

Tails well if you don't know that then I

don't want to do this with

you underwear creeping at my

butt crazy underwear always in a rut

crazy

underwear oh no what is he doing here I

just keep playing just keep playing

you'll get through this you'll be

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fine okay thank

you and as always no one talked to me

after the show

hey I was passing by and thought you

were playing tonight it's kind of cool

seeing you up

there whoa hey hey what's going on here

who's this guy I don't know he just

started kissing me get him get him

Vince what

what yeah okay I've I've been dating

both of

you and it's been really horrible cuz

you know it's been well a lot of fun for

me but I I like you both and I and I

didn't know how to choose so I'm sorry

I'm just I'm terrible I'm a terrible

person I'm terrible Phoebe Phoebe relax

it's okay I mean we never said this was

exclusive yeah neither did we give

yourself a

break really yeah I mean you know we

haven't going out that long come on we

haven't even SLA together

yet you

haven't you have okay well this is none

of my

business Daddy needs a new pair of

electromagnetic microscopes for the

prehistoric forensics

Department okay take Pinky Tuscadero up

to Inspiration Point collect three cool

points yeah which gives me

and let's see who is going to lose their

clothes um I think I pick our strip

poker sponsor Mr Joey

triani all right relax it's just a

shoe okay your band is playing at

Arnolds collect three cool points which

means I have five and that means I get

Joey's boxers

[Applause]

fine gang up on me I got you all right

where I want

you come on take them off actually you

know it's kind of cold so how about I

keep my boxers on and give youall peek

at the good stuff

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Key Grammar Structures

• I'm telling you that girl totally winked at me did not winking at you.

  ➔ Past continuous tense (was/were + verb-ing)

  ➔ The phrase "did not winking" uses the past continuous to contrast actions happening at the same time in the past.

• I did something kind of crazy tonight um maybe I'm getting my period or something.

  ➔ Present continuous tense (am/is/are + verb-ing)

  ➔ The phrase "maybe I'm getting" uses the present continuous to describe an action happening now or in progress.

• You know what U Michelle will tell you the rest.

  ➔ Future simple tense (will + base verb)

  ➔ The phrase "will tell" uses the future simple to express a future action without specifying a time.

• I hope that we can just forget the whole thing okay.

  ➔ Modal verb (can) for ability

  ➔ The word "can" is used to express ability or possibility in the phrase "we can just forget."

• When's your birthday February 16th, I know a guy who's the 18th.

  ➔ Contractions (who's = who is/has)

  ➔ The contraction "who's" is used to shorten "who is" or "who has" in informal speech.