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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

that'll be 385 what do you mean

yesterday you said I was too pretty to

pay for stuff it's just I can't because

my manager said that

I happy birthday to you happy birthday

to you happy birthday dear Annie Amy

Amy happy birthday to you hey hey that's

weird today's my birthday too yeah not

in here it is

happy birthday to

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you you're paying for that but no no no

it's her birthday you've sung happy

birthday to 20 different women

today but it really you no longer

authorized to distribute birthday

muffins damn

it oh what's the matter

well you know that psychic I see yeah

well she told me that I'm going to die

this week so I'm kind of bummed about

that

yeah and I know you guys don't know a

lot about psychic readings but that one

is pretty much the worst one you can

get BBE that's crazy I can't believe she

would say that to you yeah hone you

don't believe her do you I don't she you

know said that I'd have triplets but she

also said one of them would be black

oh just out of curiosity did she tell

you how you're going to go no cuz she

didn't tell me I was going to die till

the very end of the session and I was

not going to waste a whole other hour

there I mean I've only got a week left

you know I've really got to start living

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now hey hey phep you're still

alive how are you feeling oh it's so

exhausting waiting for

death oh by the way do you think

you peeps what are you doing I Was

preparing you for my Deb didn't you

think I was dead did that not come

off no yeah scared the hell out of me I

thought we'd lost you

forever pH do you want to lie down yeah

thanks and listen can you do me a favor

could you just um wake me up in a couple

hours you know if you

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can Hey Hey listen to

this my reading was wrong I'm not going

to die really how do you know because my

psychic is

dead she must have read the cards wrong

oh I'm sorry ah better her than

me hey let's B cookies I want to talk to

you about that that girl that you're

dancing with oh she's nice huh I think I

almost brought my wife to

this yeah yeah

okay look buddy I came with that girl

okay and I I had this plan to kiss her

at the New Year's countdown I'm trying

to win winner over you know so I was

wondering I don't think so oh come on

man you you can dance with my partner

she's uh she's real

mellow look you uh you dating this girl

you came with well I was hoping after

tonight that maybe I could you know no

no she's fair game if you ask me sorry

buddy all right hey you know fair is

fair I mean you know when you're right

you're right what can I say but hey

oh what are you in the second grade hey

man you're the one who wet his

pants you look in the kitchen I will

look in the back closet I can save you

time ladies I'm right

here yeah Chandler why don't you take a

walk this doesn't concern

you we are looking for our Christmas

presents for Monica what that's terrible

no no we do it every year oh well that

that makes it not

terrible no yeah we never find them

she's always best at us that Wy

minks yeah don't worry we're just going

to search here for an hour and then

we're going to go over to Joy's and

search okay no not okay you can't look

for Monica's presence oh no we have to

no you don't have to and you can't

because I I live here

too well then you should look with

us why Chandler aren't you worried about

what to get Monica for Christmas no I

have a great idea for a present for her

oh that's it a great idea again

chy that's not enough I mean what if she

gets you a great present two medium

presents and then a bunch of little

presents and you've just gotten her one

great present I mean that's just going

to make her feel bad why would you do

that to her Chandler why

why if I helped we could find a faster

that's right this is

Patrick oh hi hi yeah this is the guy I

was telling you about yeah yeah and

believe me this suit does not do justice

to what's underneath

it okay but beep I yeah I'm just sort of

in the middle of something oh okay yeah

that's okay have a

seat you can't do that maybe I should go

they just sit down we're

winning okay you know what maybe I

should go have a seat you have a seat

Rachel Rachel you haven't touched ot's

hair it's the softest hair touch it I'm

good Rachel Patrick is really rich give

her some

money you know what Phoebe this isn't

really worth the free massage that's

right Patrick bye-bye El is much more

cooperative and he can dance you dance

her

Rachel no no no don't answer for me

please don't what's the matter with you

guys yeah okay let's talk it out

I am I the only one that this is

embarrassing for I'm a little

embarrassed

sh I'll tell you who should be

embarrassed it's you guys come on this

is ridiculous thank you very much but I

do not need you to give me a dat wa then

why did she ask us to I am still talking

and then you chase away the one guy that

I actually liked I mean no offense to

you guys really I mean congratulations

son all the

cash and and you know you really wow you

do have very soft hair but I would much

rather go to the ball all by myself than

go through any more of this

goodbye now do you use some sort of

special conditioner on that

hair yes papaya extract thank you

Rachel's not going to pick your stupid

guy oh yeah yeah my guy is a lawyer who

does volunteer work and he has one of

these a face

ass a chin dimple well uh you know our

guy works with Chandler and he's really

nice and smart and he's a great dresser

have you seen your guy's body no our guy

is just a floating

head well my guy is spectacular okay

he's a massage client and one time um

when he was on the table I looked at it

and I mean all of

it you're not supposed to look oh yeah

like they're police for

that but you look you you massage me I

know all right fine your guy may have a

great body but our guy is really funny

oh Chandler

funny our guy's a great dancer my guy's

well read our guy has great hair my guy

has great teeth our guy smells

incredible do you want our guy to be

your

guy hey

Hey so uh Estelle lined up a bunch of

auditions for me tomorrow and I'll have

my health insurance back in no

time that's great but shouldn't you be

on the toilet right

now what what's wrong with you nothing

well like I got this blinding pain in my

stomach when I was lifting weights

before and then I uh passed out and uh

I've been able to stand up since but uh

I don't think it's anything

serious this sounds like a hernia you

have to you go to the doctor no way okay

look if I'm going to go to the doctor

for anything it's going to be for this

thing sticking out of my

stomach that's a hernia but I have to

start working out again

damn you 15s why is everybody using

these tiny little lights nowadays I

remember when people used to use big

lights that's a good story

Grandpa hey hey hey wow Monica's letting

other people help decorate her tree did

someone get her drunk again

or having a perfectly decorated tree is

not what Christmas is about it's about

being with the people that you love that

is nice and we're done taada

I don't know what it is just doesn't

quite feel like Christmas to me oh

yes see now it feels like

Christmas oh here it is oh Joey why did

you sign it son of a

I didn't do that who would have

done that son of a okay maybe ask

this

guy you get out of my shop what what did

he do he went out with my wife

Joey who who I I hey I did not go out

with your wife okay I I've went out with

her that's my

wife

out one well we should go

yeah

okay I'm going to be moving out so you

are going to be in charge of paying the

rent right and when does that Doe first

of the month that's every month

no just the months you actually want to

live

here okay here's the phone

bill oh my

God that's our phone

number now look I know I kind of sprung

this whole me moving out on your thing

so why don't I just don't I just cover

you for a while no no no way Joey triani

does not take

charity

anymore it's not charity Joe I don't

know forget it okay okay I mean thanks

but I'm done taking money from you all

right I can take care of myself now

what's next come on okay uh here's the

electric bill this is how much we pay

for electric well

yeah so we'll do the rest of the bills

later

then do I'm doing okay I think it's

going well do you think they're having

fun am I talking too fast nope sound

like me D it's going great look at

Chandler with little baby girl

Chandler little baby girl Chand where

have I heard that before all right coach

Ruben you know what theves uh when

you're done over there we've got a kind

of situation over here

too nuh-uh no we are all responsible for

our own babies see that's where I think

that you're wrong we've been playing

these babies manto man we should really

be playing a zone

defense what do you mean I just think

things will go a lot smoother if we each

have our own Zone you know Phoebe you

can be charge of

wiping and you know M you can be in

charge of diapering and I can be in

charge of looking how cute they are when

they put their hands

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around that sounds really great but

maybe you should be in charge of wiping

okay I'm a rookie I should not be in the

end zone

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
psychic /ˈsaɪkɪk/ B2	noun - a person who seems to have the ability to perceive things beyond normal sensory contact.
authorized /ˈɔːθəraɪzd/ B2	verb - officially allow or approve.
distribute /dɪˈstrɪbjuːt/ B1	verb - supply or spread widely.
exhausting /ɪɡˈzɔːstɪŋ/ B2	adjective - extremely tiring.
curiosity /ˌkjuːriˈɒsɪti/ B1	noun - a strong desire to know or learn something.
triplets /ˈtrɪplɪts/ B1	noun - three children born at the same time to the same mother.
session /ˈseʃn/ B1	noun - a period of time devoted to a particular activity.
exhausting /ɪɡˈzɔːstɪŋ/ B2	adjective - making someone very tired.
preparing /prɪˈpeərɪŋ/ A2	verb - make or become ready for something.
decorate /ˈdekəreɪt/ A2	verb - make something look more attractive by adding things to it.
responsible /rɪˈspɒnsɪbl/ B1	adjective - having an obligation to do something, or having control over or care for someone, something, or an animal.
volunteer /ˌvɒlənˈtɪər/ A2	noun - a person who freely offers to take part in an enterprise or undertake a task.
spectacular /spekˈtækjʊlə/ B2	adjective - beautiful in a dramatic and eye-catching way.
embarrassing /ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ/ B1	adjective - causing someone to feel awkward, self-conscious, or ashamed.
condenser /kənˈdensər/ B2	noun - a device for changing a substance from a gas to a liquid.
massage /məˈsɑːʒ/ A2	noun - the manipulation of soft tissues of the body.

Key Grammar Structures

• I’ve only got a week left.

  ➔ Present Perfect

  ➔ The auxiliary **"have"** ("’ve") forms the present perfect with the past participle **"got"**, indicating a state that started in the past and continues now.

• She told me that I’m going to die this week.

  ➔ Reported Speech with future intention (going to)

  ➔ The verb **"told"** introduces a **that‑clause**; inside it the speaker uses **"am/is/are going to"** to express a future event that is predicted.

• I was not going to waste a whole other hour there.

  ➔ Future in the Past (was going to)

  ➔ The past progressive **"was not going to"** expresses an intention or plan that was expected to happen in the past but didn’t.

• Do you want to lie down?

  ➔ Modal verb + infinitive (want to)

  ➔ The auxiliary **"do"** forms a question, and **"want to"** is a modal‑like construction followed by the infinitive **"lie"**.

• Can you just um wake me up in a couple hours?

  ➔ Can + infinitive (ability/request)

  ➔ The modal **"can"** asks for ability or a polite request, followed by the bare infinitive **"wake"**.

• I would rather go to the ball all by myself than go through any more of this.

  ➔ Would rather + infinitive (preference)

  ➔ The modal phrase **"would rather"** expresses a stronger preference, and it is followed by the infinitive **"go"**.

• I have to start living.

  ➔ Have to + infinitive (obligation)

  ➔ The expression **"have to"** indicates external obligation, and it is followed by the infinitive **"start"**.

• He must have read the cards wrong.

  ➔ Must have + past participle (deduction)

  ➔ The modal **"must have"** expresses a strong logical conclusion about a past event, followed by the past participle **"read"**.

• I’m not going to die really.

  ➔ Going to + infinitive (future intention)

  ➔ The phrase **"going to"** + base verb **"die"** expresses a future event that the speaker believes will happen (or in this case, denies it).