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Come on. I used all my best stuff. I I I

lit some candles. I put on some music. I

used bath salts plus bubble bath and got

you this little plastic Navy ship. So,

it's a boy bath. [laughter]

>> This does butch it up a bit.

>> I swear if you try it, you will love it.

>> All right. If I do this, can we at least

discuss sex on the balcony?

>> Absolutely.

>> I don't know how that discussion is

going to go.

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

>> All right, this isn't so bad. I like the

flowery smell,

>> which is okay because I've got my boat.

[laughter]

>> So,

>> oh my god,

>> I told you you were a bath person. Hey,

when you get out, maybe I can give you a

facial.

I'm going to need a bigger boat. So,

>> how's the game?

>> I have no idea.

>> What?

>> Yeah, I'm just pretending to watch the

game so I don't have to help out with

stuff.

>> I don't believe you. That is brilliant.

[laughter]

>> And Monica has no idea.

>> Nope. Every once in a while, I just yell

and scream stuff at the TV. [laughter]

>> Hey, what? Hey,

>> is your team winning, hun?

>> Oh, yeah. Anderson just scored again.

>> There's no Anderson.

>> Hey, babe.

>> Hey, honey. So, we just got a wedding

gift from Bob and Fa Bing. They don't

like us, do they?

>> Who says you can't get a nice punch bowl

for under six bucks?

>> Maybe we can take it back.

>> No, it doesn't say where it came from.

Where would we return it?

>> How about to the street? Say from the

balcony?

Why don't we just find a place for it?

>> How about in that cabinet?

>> No, that's where we keep the canned

goods. Have you completely forgotten

everything you learned at orientation?

[laughter]

>> How about the closet by the bathroom?

>> Oh, okay. Here, why don't you let me do

it?

>> No, no, no, no, no. I will do it. Honey,

you have to learn to sit down and relax

and let your husband take care of things

once in a while. It's locked. You have

to help me. [laughter]

>> Why is it locked?

>> No reason. I I keep private things in

there.

>> Well, you know, I've been living here

for a while and I have never seen what's

inside that closet. What is What is in

there?

>> Feminine stuff.

>> Don't try to make me uncomfortable with

feminine stuff.

>> Taylor, there is nothing in there that

concerns you. If you love me, you'll

just you'll let it go.

[laughter]

>> Fine.

>> Thank you.

Love you.

>> I wasn't trying to OPEN YOUR CLOSET. I

WASN'T TRYING TO OPEN YOUR CLOSET. I

SWEAR. [laughter]

>> WOW. Monica runs a pretty tight ship

around here, doesn't she? [laughter]

>> What are you doing?

>> Monica has a secret closet and she won't

let me see what's in it.

>> Why not?

>> I don't know. What could she possibly be

hiding in here that I can't see?

>> I don't know.

>> Ooh, I bet it's Richard. [laughter]

>> Why would Monica be keeping Richard in

here?

>> Well, off the top of my head, uh, maybe

she's having her cake and eating it,

too. You being the cake, Richard being

the two. [laughter]

Or,

>> and here we go.

I saw this movie once where there was a

door and nobody knew what was behind it.

And when they finally got it open,

millions and millions and millions of

bugs came pouring out and they feasted

on human flesh.

You know, it wouldn't kill you to

respect your wife's privacy.

>> Not too shabby. I got this all off

myself using my wife's tools.

Oh my god.

[laughter]

>> How did you get in there?

>> You're messy.

>> No, you weren't supposed to see this.

>> I married FRED SAMFORD. [laughter]

>> NO, CHANDLER, you don't understand.

Okay. Okay. OKAY. FINE. NOW YOU KNOW.

OKAY. I'M, you know, I'm sick.

>> No, I You're not sick. Look, I don't

love you because you're organized. I

love you in spite of that.

>> Really?

>> You promise you won't tell anyone?

>> Yes. And look, now that I know, if I've

got some extra stuff lying around, can

we can we share the closet? Oh, well,

it's just um I'm afraid you might mess

it up.

>> I played this game all day and now I

rule at it. They should change the name

of it to Miss Chandler.

>> Although, I I hope they don't.

>> Wait a minute. You stayed home all day

and played Miss Pac-Man while I went off

to work like some kind of chump.

>> And I got all the top 10 scores. I

erased Phoebe off the board. High five.

What is the matter with your hand?

[laughter]

>> Well, I've been playing it for like

eight hours. It'll loosen up. Come on,

check out the scores. Oh, and also look

at the initials. They're dirty words.

>> Chandler, why would you do that?

>> Because it's awesome.

>> You think this is clever?

>> Well, you know, they only give you three

letters, so after as it is a bit of a

challenge.

>> Hey, wait a minute. This one's not

dirty. Well, it is when you put it

together with that one.

>> Oh,

well, if you don't clear this off, you

won't be getting one of those for me.

[laughter]

Look,

>> Ben's coming over here tomorrow to play

this game. This can't be there.

>> Come on. He won't even know what they

mean.

>> Jaylor, he's seven. He's not stupid.

>> Have you talked to him lately?

>> Hey, Toby. Have a good night.

>> Did that guy just call you Toby?

[laughter]

>> Yeah, he thinks that's my name.

>> Well, why don't you correct him? Oh,

it's been going on way too long now.

You know, I mean, the first time he said

it, we were just passing each other in

the hallway, so I didn't say anything.

And then the next time he said, "Hey,

Toby, you want a donut?" And I I wanted

the donut.

And now it's 5 years later, the donut's

gone, and I'm still Toby.

>> Have the bath. But I am taking your boat

now. You're just a girl in a tub.

>> Hey. Hi, Bubbles. Manly. [laughter]

Well, I just thought I would drop by and

let you know how it went with Joey.

>> You told her. [laughter]

>> She pulled it out of me. She's like a

conversational wizard. [laughter]

>> How did it go? Well, you were wrong. He

doesn't like me.

>> What? Yeah. How would you like it if I

sent you to Lee Major's house and I told

you that he liked you and you went down

there and you found out that he didn't

like you? How would you feel?

[laughter]

>> I don't think I'd care.

>> Really? Lee Major is hot.

>> [laughter]

>> Hello.

>> We're in the bathroom. [laughter]

>> Why?

>> Because it's a relaxing and enjoyable

time.

>> What are you guys doing in here?

>> Oh my god. A friend he's looking at

differently,

but it's wrong. It's Rachel.

>> You like Rachel?

>> Hey, look. It's no big deal. Okay.

Phoebe and I talked about it. It's just

a crush. It's going to go away, dude.

You got to rearrange your bubbles. Whoa.

[laughter]

>> Maza tub. [laughter]

>> Hey. Hey. Hey.

>> Rash and I were looking for you. What

are we all doing in here? [laughter]

>> Oh my.

>> Honey, cover it up with the boat.

[laughter]

>> Hello.

>> Yes, we're all in here and we'd love for

you TO JOIN US. [laughter]

WELL, HEY, what's going on? Oh, cool

boat. Oh, no. [laughter]

>> Hey, did did you tell them?

>> No, I was waiting for you.

>> Tell us what. We're having a girl.

>> I I'll get you later.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> [laughter]

>> So, which one of you lucky boys is

Chandler?

>> Uh, that that's me. [laughter]

>> That's me.

>> Joey Triani. Big fan.

>> So, is that a bedroom?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Right over there.

>> All right. Whenever you're ready.

[laughter]

>> That was weird.

>> Why Why would she go in the bedroom?

>> I'm waiting.

>> [laughter]

>> So, she's a

>> Yep, that's one naked hooker.

>> So, tonight's the night of the big

bachelor party.

>> Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving me that

girl's number.

>> No problem. Say, who's the party for?

>> For my husband.

>> You hide your husband a hooker.

>> She's a stripper.

>> No, she's a hooker.

Is Is that what they call strippers

sometimes?

>> When they're hookers.

>> My god, Ste. I I can't believe you did

this now. You're absolutely sure she's a

hooker?

>> It's either that or she's just the best

most expensive date I ever had.

>> All right. All right. Maybe maybe you

should just ask her to leave.

>> Why me? Hey, it's your bachelor party,

>> which is why you should do it. I don't

want to. You do it.

>> You do it.

>> You do it.

>> All right. Rock, paper, scissors. Who

has to tell the to leave?

>> [laughter]

>> What?

>> I miss this.

>> I don't think we've actually done this

before.

>> No, [laughter]

no. I I miss hanging out with you.

>> Well, we we still hang out.

>> Yeah, not like we used to. Remember? You

and me used to be inseparable,

you know. Now it's like things are

different.

>> Well, you know, things are different.

I'm I'm married now. Yeah, sure. And

hey, don't get me wrong. I am so happy

for you guys. But I just I miss hanging

out just just us, you know.

>> Yeah, I miss that, too.

>> I'll tell you what. For now, when we'll

make time to hang out with each other,

>> you got it. Come here.

>> Oh god. Listen, I am this close to

robbing you guys.

>> She's a hooker. [laughter] She's a

hooker. She's a

>> Hi. We spoke on the phone.

This is so exciting. So glamorous.

People taking our picture. How do I

look?

>> A little tall.

>> What? Yeah. Would you mind crouching

down a little bit so that I look taller?

There you go. [laughter]

[music]

[applause]

>> Good job, Joe. Well done. Topnotch.

>> You liked it? You really liked it?

>> Oh, yeah. [laughter]

Which part exactly?

>> The whole thing. Here we go. No, no, no.

Give me some specifics. I love the

specifics. The specifics were the best

part.

>> Hey, what about the scene with the

kangaroo?

>> Did you Did you like that part?

>> I was surprised to see a kangaroo.

[laughter]

>> In a World War I epic.

You fell asleep. [laughter]

There was no kangaroo. They didn't take

any of my suggestions. [laughter]

Thanks a lot for coming, buddy. See you

later.

>> Don't go. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Look,

this guy fell asleep. He fell asleep,

too. Be mad at him.

[laughter]

Or call an ambulance.

>> Fatty.

>> Hey, Chandler. Why so fancy?

>> Well, I got a job interview. It's kind

of a big deal, too. It's a lot more

money, and I'd be doing data

reconfiguration and statistical

factoring.

>> Wait, I think I know someone who does

that.

>> Me? I do that.

So, seriously, do I do I look okay? I'm

a little nervous.

>> Oh, yeah. You really You look great.

>> You know, just don't get your hopes up.

>> Why not?

>> Well, the interview.

>> What about it?

>> You know, you don't make a very good

first impression.

>> What?

>> Oh, you don't know.

>> Are you serious?

>> Yes. Um, when I first met you, you were

like blah blah blah blah. I was like,

shh.

>> [laughter]

>> What is it that I do?

>> Well, it's just like you're trying too

hard. Always making jokes, you know? You

just you come off a little needy.

>> Did you like me when we first met,

>> Chandler? I'm not going to lie to you.

But I am going to run away from you.

>> Hey.

>> Hey. So, what do you think?

New haircut, necklace, dress, boots,

boots.

>> Now, they're a little more than I

usually spend on boots. Um or rent.

>> Oh my god.

>> I know.

>> I'm going to miss being able to afford

food.

>> I'm sorry. They just they just look so

good. And the saleswoman was looking at

me like, "These are way too expensive

for you."

>> She had a point.

>> Hi.

Oh my god. Oh, Monica, those boots are

amazing.

>> They're mine. [laughter]

>> Yeah. Well, too bad. We're going to have

to return them.

>> Return them? Shh. They're going to hear

you.

>> Hey, I'm not returning them. Okay. I

mean, I I know they cost a lot, but I'm

going to wear them all the time. You'll

see. Besides, I love the compliments. I

mean, have you ever had something that

was so beautiful that everyone wants it?

>> I have you.

>> Nice try. I'm keeping the boots. You

want to see something?

>> Sure. What?

>> Okay. Um, this is going to be fun. Watch

me freak out, Chandler.

>> Honey.

>> Yeah.

>> Listen, uh, I I've been doing some

thinking and I don't know whether it's

because we're here or Rachel's giving

birth,

but um,

I think we should try to have a baby.

>> Okay.

What was that now?

>> Okay. I've been thinking about it, too.

And I I think we're ready.

>> What?

[laughter]

>> Are you kidding me? You You You think

we're ready to have a baby now?

>> Oh, this is fun.

>> You're ready to have a baby?

>> My boy's ALL GROWN UP.

>> You said you were ready, too.

>> Yeah, but I was just screwing with you

to to try to get your voice all high and

weird like mine is now. Guess what?

Haven't you wanted a kid like forever?

>> Okay, just back off, mister.

>> In what [music] John Houston film would

you hear this line? Badges? We don't

need no stinking badges.

>> Treasure of Sierra Madre.

>> Correct. There's a POSSIBLE BACKWARDS

BONUS.

>> MADRE SIERRA THE OF TREASURE.

>> YES.

>> I'd like to go up the ladder of chance

to the golden mud hut, please.

>> Wise choice. How many rungs?

>> Six. [screaming]

>> That noise can only mean one thing.

>> HUNGRY MONKEY.

I'd like a Wicked Wango card.

>> Okay, it's an audio question. Name this

television theme song.

Oh.

>> Oh my god. Okay, I know this. Give me

GIVE ME A SECOND.

>> TELL IT TO TIME TURTLE.

>> SHUT UP. I DREAM OF DREAMS.

>> YES. YES. You're back in the lead.

>> I'd like to spin the wheel.

[laughter]

>> Super speedy speed round. Is there a

hopping bonus?

>> Of course.

[laughter]

>> Who invented bifocals?

>> Ben Franklin.

>> Correct. Which monarch has ruled Great

Britain the longest?

>> Queen Victoria.

>> CORRECT. AGAIN, BUT YOU forgot to switch

legs between questions, SO NO HOPPING

BONUS.

>> OH, EVERY TIME. [laughter]

>> Now

over to Chandler.

>> I'd like a Google card.

>> Are you sure?

>> Yes. No.

Google.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh my god. Congratulations, Ross.

Because Chandler, you've been

bamboozled.

>> THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER.

>> ROSS, MAN, is it okay if I bring someone

to your parents anniversary party?

>> Sure.

>> Sure. Yeah. Who's the guy?

>> Well, his name's Parker, and I met him

at the dry cleaners.

>> Ooh. Did he put a little starch in your

bloomers?

>> Who said that? [laughter]

Now, he's really great, though. He has

this incredible zest for life, and he

treats me like a queen, except at night

when he treats me like the naughty girl

I am. [laughter]

>> Oh, by the way, would it be okay if I

give the toast to mom and dad this year?

>> Uh, yeah. You sure you want to after

what happened at their 20th?

>> Yeah, I'd really like to.

>> Okay. Hopefully this time mom won't boo

you.

>> Yes. Every year Ross makes a toast and

it's always really moving and always

makes them cry. Well, this year I'm

going to make them cry.

>> And you you wonder why Ross is their

favorite? [laughter]

>> No, really. Anytime Ross makes a toast,

everyone cries and hugs him and pats him

on the back and they all come up to me

and say, "God, you're a brother." You

know what they're going to say this

year?

>> God, you.

[laughter]

Well, I can promise you at least one

person will be crying. You know, I'm an

actor and any actor worth his salt can

cry on Q.

>> Really? You can do that?

>> Oh, you kidding me? Watch.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> No, I can't do it with you guys watching

me.

Well, I thought Joey and I would be okay

once we hung out, but it's like we don't

even know how to be with each other

anymore.

>> I know it's tough now, but things will

get better.

>> How do you know that? What if it just

gets worse and worse and worse to the

point where we can't even be in the same

room with each other?

>> I'm not great at the advice.

Can I interest you in a sarcastic

comment?

>> [laughter]

>> some cheese.

>> Honey, why is the Bruce Springsteen CD

in the Cat Stevens case?

>> Let's just say if I can't find the right

CD case, I just put it in the nearest

one.

>> Okay. Well, where is the Cat Stevens CD?

>> In the James Taylor case.

>> Where is the James Taylor CD?

>> Honey, I'm going to save you some time.

200 CDs. Not one of them in the right

case. [laughter]

>> Okay, no need to panic. Deep breaths,

everyone.

>> 10 blocks down, five to go.

>> Oh, wait. Stop. Stop. Stop.

>> Oh, I'm sorry. Do you need a break?

[laughter]

>> My boots in tan. Hey, can you get a

little closer so I can see the price?

>> I can see it from right here. It'll cost

you one husband.

>> Okay. I'm sorry. I think I I can walk

the rest of the way now. Just Just give

me my boots.

>> I don't have your boots.

>> Well, I don't have them either. Where

are they? Well, why don't you check in

one of my saddle bags while I chew on a

bail of hay?

Okay,

good. Well, we got to go back and get

them.

>> Honey, are you seriously ever going to

wear the boots again?

>> Okay, I'm never going to wear them

again.

Just didn't get a chance to say goodbye.

[laughter]

>> You know what? You can say goodbye to

the tan ones.

>> Okay.

All right.

>> Okay.

>> Bye, Boots. WAIT, HALF OFF.

>> HEY, I'M home

>> from the tequila factory.

>> It was awful to get out of going to

dinner with Doug. I told him that you

and I split up. So then he took me to

all these strip clubs and sleazy bars.

And then when I wouldn't give him my

wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a

bird.

[laughter]

>> I could breathe through my mouth.

>> You know what the worst part was? I got

to see what my life would be like

without you. You know, it was like uh

It's a Wonderful Life with lap dances.

[laughter]

>> Please promise me that you will never

leave me, that we will grow old together

and be with each other for the rest of

our lives.

>> I promise.

>> Hey, speaking of together, how about we

send out a holiday card this year?

>> I I don't know if we're there yet.

So, what do you think?

>> I've still got it. [laughter]

>> Why did you get me this?

>> What is it,

Yelling, bleeding,

dilating.

[laughter]

Oh, the dilating.

>> Is this the video of the baby being

born? Sweetie, this is Phoebe's. Why

were you even watching it?

>> [laughter]

>> I thought maybe you got me porn for

Valentine's [laughter] Day.

>> Chandler, if you thought I was going to

get you porn for Valentine's Day,

you were right.

[cheering]

>> Apparently, it's it's about a young girl

who moves to the big city, you know, in

search of stardom, but ends up having

sex with a lot of guys.

Yeah, I got four stars. Oh, wait a

minute. Those aren't stars. Anyway,

[laughter]

you want to take a look?

>> Well, I'm not really in a sexy mood

right now.

>> Hey, what's going on?

>> Well, remember the first time you saw

Jaws? How long it took to go back in the

water?

[laughter]

>> We can't let this tape wreck Valentine's

Day.

>> You don't know. You didn't see it.

>> Child birth is it's a natural thing.

It's beautiful.

>> Oh, be beautiful. Really? Oh, really?

You think this is beautiful? [screaming]

>> Oh my god. No wonder my mother hates me.

[laughter]

[screaming]

>> See, honey, THERE'S

>> DON'T TOUCH ME.

>> Kick Whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?

There's no question.

>> So, you think Ross, too? [laughter]

>> You picked Ross.

>> Ross is really strong. Okay. He's the

strongest out of all three of you.

Except for Joey.

[laughter]

>> I cannot believe you didn't pick me.

>> Uh, in her defense, she's right. I am

stronger. I would destroy you.

>> Oh, really? You think you're stronger?

Why don't you prove it?

>> Oh, I'll prove it. I'LL PROVE IT LIKE A

THEOREM.

>> HEY, WAIT. STOP IT. Stop it. Stop. Now,

there's no one to fight in this

apartment.

>> HEY, MONICA. PEOPLE CAME TO SEE A FIGHT.

LET'S GIVE them what they came for.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey, you guys could arm wrestle.

>> Yeah, listen to the nurse.

[laughter]

>> You're going down.

>> Oh, yeah. You're going further down

downtown.

>> Seriously, guys, the trash talk is

embarrassing.

>> Been acting weird all afternoon.

>> Yeah, fine. Fine. Not perfect, but good

enough.

>> Jeez, what is with you?

>> I'm sorry. Did you say cheese?

>> All right. What's going on?

>> Phoebe thinks that you and Don are

soulmates, and I don't believe in that

kind of stuff. But then you two totally

get along. So, look, I won't stand in

your way if you want to run off with

Dawn and live in a house of cheese.

>> Taylor, you don't believe in soulmates?

>> No, but I'm sure Tommatoes does.

[laughter]

>> I don't believe in soulmates either.

>> You don't?

>> No. I don't think that you and I were

destined to end up together. I think

that we fell in love and and we work

hard at our relationship. Some days we

work really hard. [laughter]

>> So you you don't want to live with Donna

in the cheese house?

>> No. I I I've had second thoughts about

that. Do you realize how hard that would

be to clean? [laughter]

>> I love you.

>> I know.

>> You know what? I'm going to take you out

to dinner tonight. I found this place

that makes the greatest mozzarella

sticks and jalapeno poppers.

No, really. They taste so good.

>> Okay.

>> See,

>> she stole my jeans.

>> What?

>> I have been looking for them all week

and she is wearing them.

>> So, she stole your pants and then she

came back and wore them in front of you.

>> Don't you see? It's the perfect crime.

>> She must have been planning this for

years.

>> I will prove it to you. Okay. About a

week ago, I was wearing those jeans and

I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an

inksting on the crotch. Now, when she

comes back, I will find it and show you

that same.

>> Shouldn't we give her the benefit of the

doubt before we go snooping around her

crotch?

>> Excited to have a Halloween party.

>> Yeah. And everybody has to wear

costumes.

[laughter]

>> Come on, it'll be fun.

>> Well, I'll be there. I mean, I have to

wear a costume to all my classes that

day anyway. So,

>> please tell me you're not going to dress

up like a dinosaur.

>> Not two years in a row.

I

>> I'll come to the party, but I'm not

dressing up.

>> You have to.

>> No way. Look, Halloween is so stupid.

Dressing up and pretending to be someone

you're not.

>> You're an actor. [laughter]

>> So, Ross, are you going to bring Mona?

>> Yeah. Yeah, I think I will.

>> The hot girl from their wedding? Yeah.

Well,

>> hey, if she needs any ideas for

costumes, she could be a uh bikini model

or a nurse or sexy cheerleader.

Or Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw

Massacre. No, no, no.

Leatherface. [laughter]

>> Now, wasn't Joey hitting on her at the

wedding, too?

>> That's right. He was hitting on her, and

I got her. I guess the better man won.

Please don't take her from me.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
lit /lɪt/ A1	verb - to set something on fire or to start burning
music /ˈmjuːzɪk/ A1	noun - vocal or instrumental sounds combined in such a way as to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion
used /juːzd/ A1	verb - to employ for some purpose
bath /bæθ/ A1	noun - an act of washing the body, or the water used for this
boy /bɔɪ/ A1	noun - a male child or a young man
discuss /dɪˈskʌs/ A2	verb - to talk about something with another person or group, often to reach a decision
balcony /ˈbælkəni/ B1	noun - a platform that projects from the wall of a building and is surrounded by a railing, typically on the outside of a multi-story building
flowery /ˈflaʊəri/ B1	adjective - decorated with or characterized by flowers
facial /ˈfeɪʃəl/ B1	noun - a beauty treatment for the face
pretending /prɪˈtɛndɪŋ/ A2	verb - to behave so as to make it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not
brilliant /ˈbrɪliənt/ B1	adjective - exceptionally clever or talented
wedding /ˈwɛdɪŋ/ A1	noun - a marriage ceremony
gift /ɡɪft/ A1	noun - something given to someone without expecting payment
cabinet /ˈkæbɪnɪt/ B1	noun - a piece of furniture with doors and shelves used for storing things
closet /ˈklɒzɪt/ A2	noun - a small room or cupboard for storing clothes, linen, or other items
relax /rɪˈlæks/ A2	verb - to become less tense or anxious
private /ˈpraɪvət/ A2	adjective - belonging to or for the use of one particular person or group of people
feminine /ˈfɛmɪnɪn/ B1	adjective - having qualities or appearance traditionally associated with women
organized /ˈɔːrɡənaɪzd/ B1	adjective - arranged in a systematic way
despite /dɪˈspaɪt/ B1	preposition - without being affected by; in spite of

Key Grammar Structures

• I used all my best stuff. I I I lit some candles.

  ➔ Past tense repetition for emphasis

  ➔ The repeated use of "I" and past tense verbs like "lit" emphasizes the speaker's actions.

• So, it's a boy bath. [laughter]

  ➔ Appositive phrase

  ➔ "A boy bath" is an appositive phrase explaining the type of bath.

• If I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?

  ➔ Conditional sentence (Type 1)

  ➔ The sentence uses "if" to express a possible condition and its result.

• I told you you were a bath person.

  ➔ Indirect speech (reported speech)

  ➔ The sentence reports what was said without quoting directly.

• I'm going to need a bigger boat.

  ➔ Future tense with 'be going to'

  ➔ The phrase uses "be going to" to express a future intention.

• How about the closet by the bathroom?

  ➔ Prepositional phrase

  ➔ "By the bathroom" is a prepositional phrase indicating location.

• If you love me, you'll just let it go.

  ➔ Conditional sentence (Type 1)

  ➔ The sentence uses "if" to express a condition and its result.

• I played this game all day and now I rule at it.

  ➔ Present perfect for past actions with present results

  ➔ "Have played" indicates a past action with a present result (ruling at the game).

• You won't be getting one of those for me.

  ➔ Future with 'will' for refusal

  ➔ "Won't be getting" uses "will" in a negative form to express refusal.