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you okay ross i don't know uh 00:04
what's in this pie 00:09
uh i don't know um butter and eggs and 00:10
flour and lime and kiwi can kiwi 00:12
you said it was a key lime pie no i 00:17
didn't i said kiwi lime 00:19
that's what makes it so special that's 00:21
what's gonna kill me 00:23
i'm allergic to kiwi 00:27
no you're not you're allergic to lobster 00:29
and peanuts and 00:31
oh my god oh it's definitely getting 00:35
worse okay 00:37
all right 00:39
is your tongue swelling up either that 00:40
my mouth is getting smaller 00:41
all right get your coat we're gonna go 00:44
to the hospital oh is he gonna be okay 00:46
yeah you just gotta get a shot oh you 00:48
know you know actually it's getting 00:50
better it is it it lets that go anyone 00:51
up for scrabble 00:54
jacket now 00:56
but 00:58
what what about ben we can't bring a 00:59
baby to the hospital 01:01
we'll watch him 01:03
[Music] 01:03
i don't think so 01:05
what i have seven catholic sisters i've 01:07
taken care of hundreds of kids 01:10
come on we want to do it don't we 01:12
well i was looking forward to playing 01:14
basketball but i guess that's out the 01:16
window 01:17
okay well if you do take him out for a 01:20
while just smell it bring his hat okay 01:21
and there's extra milk in the fridge and 01:23
extra diapers in the back hat milk 01:25
got it 01:28
okay and follow for solar passage bro 01:30
i'll teleport 01:32
fill up a throw throw a throw throw 01:33
consider it done 01:38
you understood that yeah my uncle sal 01:40
has a really big tongue 01:42
is he the one with the beautiful 01:46
[Music] 01:50
well wife no way i'm gonna get a shot i 01:53
mean maybe they can take the needle and 01:55
squirt it into my mouth you know like 01:57
like a cork gun 01:58
hello there hi i'm dr carlin i see 02:01
someone's having a little allergic 02:04
reaction the doctor can see you for just 02:06
a moment please 02:08
my brother um has a slight phobia about 02:12
needles did you tell them about my my 02:15
squirt gun idea 02:17
my brother the phd would like to know if 02:21
there's any way to treat this orally 02:23
no 02:26
under these circumstances it has to be 02:27
an injection 02:29
and it has to be now 02:30
though 02:32
all right let's go have a seat um doctor 02:36
says it's got to be a needle so you're 02:38
just going to have to be brave okay 02:40
can you do that for me 02:42
okay okay oh boy you are doing so good 02:46
[Music] 02:51
okay you want to squeeze my hands yes 02:52
okay 02:54
all right ross don't squeeze it so hard 02:55
honey really don't squeeze it so hard 02:57
are you sure he didn't break it because 03:06
it really hurts no it's just a good bone 03:07
bruise and 03:10
right here 03:12
is the puncture wound from your ring 03:14
i'm sorry i'm really sorry 03:17
sorry so 03:20
um sorry hey hey i got my answers back 03:21
which we can celebrate later 03:26
i just want to thank you for being there 03:37
for me today 03:38
and i'm sorry i i almost broke your hand 03:40
that's okay 03:43
i'm sorry i poisoned you uh 03:44
hey 03:48
remember the time i jammed that pencil 03:48
into your hand remember it 03:50
what do you think this is a freckle oh 03:53
wait what about the time that i hit you 03:56
in the face with sylvian's pumpkin oh 03:58
man well remember when i i stuck that 04:00
broom in your bike spokes and you 04:02
flipped over and hit your head on the 04:04
curb no 04:05
but i remember people telling me about 04:07
it 04:09
well ben has a little sister yeah 04:11
and i hope she can kick his ass 04:15
i'm gonna get a new band-aid 04:19
hey how about the time i cut the legs 04:22
off your malibu can 04:23
that was you 04:25
uh 04:28
they were infected they wouldn't have 04:29
made it 04:31
[Music] 04:35
you 04:43

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[English]
you okay ross i don't know uh
what's in this pie
uh i don't know um butter and eggs and
flour and lime and kiwi can kiwi
you said it was a key lime pie no i
didn't i said kiwi lime
that's what makes it so special that's
what's gonna kill me
i'm allergic to kiwi
no you're not you're allergic to lobster
and peanuts and
oh my god oh it's definitely getting
worse okay
all right
is your tongue swelling up either that
my mouth is getting smaller
all right get your coat we're gonna go
to the hospital oh is he gonna be okay
yeah you just gotta get a shot oh you
know you know actually it's getting
better it is it it lets that go anyone
up for scrabble
jacket now
but
what what about ben we can't bring a
baby to the hospital
we'll watch him
[Music]
i don't think so
what i have seven catholic sisters i've
taken care of hundreds of kids
come on we want to do it don't we
well i was looking forward to playing
basketball but i guess that's out the
window
okay well if you do take him out for a
while just smell it bring his hat okay
and there's extra milk in the fridge and
extra diapers in the back hat milk
got it
okay and follow for solar passage bro
i'll teleport
fill up a throw throw a throw throw
consider it done
you understood that yeah my uncle sal
has a really big tongue
is he the one with the beautiful
[Music]
well wife no way i'm gonna get a shot i
mean maybe they can take the needle and
squirt it into my mouth you know like
like a cork gun
hello there hi i'm dr carlin i see
someone's having a little allergic
reaction the doctor can see you for just
a moment please
my brother um has a slight phobia about
needles did you tell them about my my
squirt gun idea
my brother the phd would like to know if
there's any way to treat this orally
no
under these circumstances it has to be
an injection
and it has to be now
though
all right let's go have a seat um doctor
says it's got to be a needle so you're
just going to have to be brave okay
can you do that for me
okay okay oh boy you are doing so good
[Music]
okay you want to squeeze my hands yes
okay
all right ross don't squeeze it so hard
honey really don't squeeze it so hard
are you sure he didn't break it because
it really hurts no it's just a good bone
bruise and
right here
is the puncture wound from your ring
i'm sorry i'm really sorry
sorry so
um sorry hey hey i got my answers back
which we can celebrate later
i just want to thank you for being there
for me today
and i'm sorry i i almost broke your hand
that's okay
i'm sorry i poisoned you uh
hey
remember the time i jammed that pencil
into your hand remember it
what do you think this is a freckle oh
wait what about the time that i hit you
in the face with sylvian's pumpkin oh
man well remember when i i stuck that
broom in your bike spokes and you
flipped over and hit your head on the
curb no
but i remember people telling me about
it
well ben has a little sister yeah
and i hope she can kick his ass
i'm gonna get a new band-aid
hey how about the time i cut the legs
off your malibu can
that was you
uh
they were infected they wouldn't have
made it
[Music]
you

Key Vocabulary

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Vocabulary Meanings

allergic

/əˈlɜːrʤɪk/

B1
  • adjective
  • - having a hypersensitive reaction to a substance

kiwi

/ˈkiːwi/

A2
  • noun
  • - a small, brown, fuzzy fruit with bright green flesh

lime

/laɪm/

A2
  • noun
  • - a small green citrus fruit with a sour taste

pie

/paɪ/

A1
  • noun
  • - a baked dish consisting of a pastry crust and a sweet or savory filling

lobster

/ˈlɒb.stər/

B1
  • noun
  • - a large marine crustacean with claws, eaten as seafood

peanuts

/ˈpiː.nʌts/

A2
  • noun
  • - small edible seeds of the peanut plant, often roasted

swelling

/ˈswel.ɪŋ/

B1
  • noun
  • - the process of becoming larger or thicker, especially due to inflammation
  • verb
  • - to enlarge or become swollen

hospital

/ˈhɒs.pɪ.təl/

A1
  • noun
  • - a health‑care institution providing patient treatment with specialized staff and equipment

shot

/ʃɒt/

A2
  • noun
  • - a dose of medicine given by injection

needle

/ˈniː.dəl/

A2
  • noun
  • - a thin, pointed metal instrument used for sewing or for injection

injection

/ɪnˈdʒek.ʃən/

B2
  • noun
  • - the act of putting a liquid into the body using a needle

phobia

/ˈfoʊ.bi.ə/

B2
  • noun
  • - an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something

bruise

/bruːz/

B1
  • noun
  • - a discoloration of the skin caused by an injury to blood vessels underneath
  • verb
  • - to injure causing a bruise

puncture

/ˈpʌŋk.tʃər/

B2
  • noun
  • - a small hole made by piercing or a wound caused by such a hole
  • verb
  • - to make a hole in something by piercing it

wound

/wuːnd/

B1
  • noun
  • - an injury to living tissue such as skin caused by a cut, blow, or other impact
  • verb
  • - to injure or cause a wound

band‑aid

/ˈbænd eɪd/

B2
  • noun
  • - an adhesive strip used to cover small cuts or bruises

pumpkin

/ˈpʌmp.kɪn/

A2
  • noun
  • - a large orange fruit with a thick rind, used in cooking and decoration

curb

/kɜːb/

A2
  • noun
  • - the edge of a raised sidewalk or road; a short slope at the edge of a street

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Key Grammar Structures

  • you said it was a key lime pie, no I didn't, I said kiwi lime.

    ➔ Past simple vs. Past continuous

    ➔ The contrast between 'said' (past simple) and 'was' (past continuous) highlights completed vs. ongoing actions.

  • that's what's gonna kill me, I'm allergic to kiwi.

    ➔ Future with 'gonna'

    ➔ 'Gonna' is informal for 'going to,' used to express future plans or predictions.

  • is your tongue swelling up? Either that, my mouth is getting smaller.

    ➔ Tag questions and correlative conjunctions

    ➔ The tag question 'is your tongue swelling up?' seeks confirmation, while 'either that' introduces an alternative.

  • we'll watch him, I don't think so.

    ➔ Future with 'will' and negation

    ➔ 'We'll watch him' uses 'will' for a future promise, while 'I don't think so' negates the idea.

  • can you do that for me? Okay, okay, oh boy!

    ➔ Polite requests and interjections

    ➔ 'Can you do that for me?' is a polite request, while 'okay' and 'oh boy' are interjections expressing agreement and surprise.

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