– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

all right i took the quiz and it turns

out i do put career before men

get up

what

near my seat

how is this your seat

because i was sitting there but then you

left

well it's not like i went to spain

i went to the bathroom you knew i was

coming back what's the big deal sit

somewhere else the big deal is i was

sitting there last so

that's my seat

well actually the last place you were

sitting was in there so

you guys you know what you know what it

doesn't matter because you both have to

go get dressed before the big vein in my

head pops so

all right ross i just have to do one

thing really quickly it's not a big deal

get up

all right fine you know what we'll both

sit in the chair

i'm so comfortable

me too

in fact

i think i might be a little too

comfortable all right

okay look we have 19 minutes okay

chandler i want you to go and change

okay and then when you come back joey

will go change and he'll have vacated

the chair okay okay all right fine i'm

going when i get back it's chair city

and i'm the guy who's

sitting in a chair

all right you will notice that i am

fully dressed i in turn have noticed

that you are not

so in the words of a.a milne get out of

my chair dill hole

okay

[Applause]

what are you doing well you said i had

to give you the chair you didn't see

anything about the cushions

the cushions are the essence of the

chair that's right i'm taking the

essence

oh he'll be back

oh there's nobody in the room

where's my underwear

come on come on what you took his

underwear he took my essence okay hold

on

joey why why can't you just wear the

underwear you're wearing now cause i'm

not wearing any underwear now

okay um then why do you have to wear

underwear tonight it's a rented tux okay

not gonna go commando in another man's

fatigue

well then it looks like somebody's gonna

have to give somebody back his cushions

okay

you hide my clothes i'm gonna do the

exact opposite to you

what are you what are you gonna show me

my clothes

hey opposite

is opposite

he's got nothing

okay buddy boy here it is

you hide my clothes i'm wearing

everything you own

oh my god

that is so not the opposite of taking

somebody's underwear

look at me i'm chandler could i be

wearing any more clothes

maybe if i wasn't going commando

yeah

i'll tell you it's hot with all this

stuff on i uh i better not do any i

don't know lunges

okay okay enough enough with the

lunching no i'm sick of this okay i've

had up to here with you two neither of

you can come to the party

geez what a baby

[Music]

you

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
career kəˈrɪər A2	noun - a profession or occupation chosen for long-term practice
comfortable ˈkʌmftəbəl A2	adjective - feeling physically relaxed and at ease
vacated ˈveɪkeɪtɪd B1	verb - to leave or withdraw from a place
essence ˈɛsəns B1	noun - the intrinsic nature or indispensable quality of something
commando kəˈmɑːndoʊ B2	noun - a soldier trained for daring operations adjective - not wearing underwear
lunges lʌndʒɪz B1	noun - a exercise involving a large step forward
dressed drɛst A1	verb - to put on clothing
rented rɛntɪd A2	verb - to pay to use something temporarily
tux tʌks B1	noun - a man's formal suit for special occasions
opposite ˈɑːpəzɪt A2	adjective - completely different
wearing wɛərɪŋ A1	verb - to have clothing on one's body
cushions ˈkʊʃənz A2	noun - a soft bag of cloth filled with a flexible material
underwear ˈʌndərweər A1	noun - clothing worn under outer clothes
fatigue fəˈtɪɡ B1	noun - extreme tiredness
baby ˈbeɪbi A1	noun - a very young child

Key Grammar Structures

• all right i took the quiz and it turns out i do put career before men

  ➔ Present Perfect (have + past participle)

  ➔ The phrase "I took the quiz" uses the present perfect to indicate an action completed in the past with relevance to the present.

• well it's not like i went to spain

  ➔ Negative Inversion with 'It's not like'

  ➔ The phrase "It's not like" is used for emphasis, inverting the typical word order to stress the point.

• you know what it doesn't matter

  ➔ Emphatic Structure with 'You know what'

  ➔ The phrase "You know what" is used to introduce a statement with added emphasis or frustration.

• i think i might be a little too comfortable

  ➔ Modal Verb 'Might' for Possibility

  ➔ The modal verb "might" is used to express a possibility or uncertainty.

• when i get back it's chair city and i'm the guy who's sitting in a chair

  ➔ Relative Pronoun 'Who's' in a Non-Defining Clause

  ➔ The relative pronoun "who's" is used in a non-defining clause to provide additional information without defining the noun.

• not gonna go commando in another man's fatigue

  ➔ Informal Contraction 'Gonna'

  ➔ The contraction "gonna" is an informal way to say "going to."

• what are you what are you gonna show me my clothes

  ➔ Repeated Question for Emphasis

  ➔ Repeating the question "What are you..." adds emphasis and expresses confusion or disbelief.

• look at me i'm chandler could i be wearing any more clothes

  ➔ Rhetorical Question with 'Could I be'

  ➔ The rhetorical question "Could I be wearing any more clothes" is used to make a statement in a questioning form for emphasis.