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[English]

well gladus say hello to your new

home oh

my wow oh she's so nice and

big oh Monica where are you going to

display glattus oh so

proudly we haven't really settled on a

spot yet well hey how about right above

the TV that way it will be the first

thing that you see when you walk in the

door yeah yeah and you can get rid of

that French poster I like that poster

really doesn't have anything coming out

of

it or maybe there's some place for her

in your bedroom no there's nothing above

your bed are you still

here oh God thank God you're home I'm

watching Cojo alone yes what is is wrong

with this

dog hey did you get to the part where

they're trapped in the car and kujo's

throwing himself at the windshield no no

seriously what's wrong with the

dog wait a minute what are you doing

home so early what happened to your date

oh uh didn't work out oh well you want

to watch the rest of the movie with me

oh uh okay yeah you know I never thought

I would ever say this about a movie but

I really hope this dog

dies what are you doing over there come

sit here here you protect me oh sure

yeah why

not

okay okay that's him that's him that's

coo that's Co all right I know I

know it's going to be

okay oh my God what's he going to do now

I can't

watch go

seriously how can you watch this aren't

you

scared

terrified you want my tin foil hat no

cuz you need that no it's okay thanks

please let me do

something okay all right I'll tell you

what you buy me a soda and then we're

evening keep the

change thanks Lizzy sure you don't want

a pretzel no I'm fine thanks see

you

huh a

thumb I know I know I opened it up and

there it was just floating in there like

this tiny little

hitchhiker well maybe it's a contest you

know like collect all five you want to

dinner tonight oh I can't I've I've got

a date with that waitress Katie yeah I I

know we've only gone out like twice but

I don't know I have a really good

feeling about her oh I hear divorce

Bells all right just give me your walls

and there won't be a problem what I have

a gun okay just just relax Phoebe just

stay

calm oh my God I can't find my

wallet all right lady no give me your

purse no what do you mean no I knew

you'd be my death Phoebe Buffet

LOL is that you phoei oh my god unable

oh my god oh I'm sorry Ross this is my

old friend LOL from the

streets LOL Ross Ross nice to meet you a

real

pleasure it's been so long oh so long I

can't believe you're still doing this ah

I know but I quit smoking good for you

so you look like you're doing really

well I guess your mugging days are

behind you oh oh my God pH you used to

mug

people excuse me Ross I'm old friends

catching

up heon Sandy just made

him yeah all

right what are these

raisins uh sure why not

listen Eddie

um I've been thinking about our current

living situation and uh why are you

smiling I got a little surprise look

that's a new fishy I named him uh

Chandler you know after after

[Laughter]

you well that's not even a real fish

no that's a Goldfish

cracker so what's your point

man okay good night you big freaking

nature so

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nice hey I have a

question well uh actually not so much

question is more of a a general

wondering okay

okay here it

goes um well for a while now I've been

wanting to um oh yes yes that's that's

right at little

girl

what top of the world looking down on

creation

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all right this is just vacine it won't

hurt ow ow sorry that was

whack oh this poor little Tutti is

scared to death we should find his owner

oh we just put the poor little toti out

in the

hall during the blackout so get trampled

yeah this is so nice thank you for doing

this oh please cooking soothes

me so diing right it all looks so

good oh my god oh I know my God this is

so this rice is I am so good

behind

you oh yeah sorry they used to live here

and sometimes I migrate back

over is there uh is there some way that

they could uh not be here just that uh a

farm Birds really kind of freak me

out okay

okay here we go here we

go there you go

hey how'd you do

that all going so Farm Birds huh yeah

it's my only weird thing I swear and I I

would have told you about it but I

didn't know that they would be

here so all

right okay

so can I serve you a little of what

what's what nothing I uh it's just that

I know that they're still out

there but they're across the hall I mean

that's two doors away it's going to take

them a long time to Peck their way back

over

here that's that's not

funny okay you know would you feel

better if we went someplace else I mean

we could pack all this stuff up and you

know go to your apartment uh they're

working on it this week it's a total

mess but uh I'm staying at my parents

house we could go there your parents

yeah they're out of town oh yeah it's a

huge place and and it's got this

gorgeous view of the park it be very

very romantic what do you say yeah that

works yeah they can smell the

fear okay you know what I'll have toast

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you guys you guys we were we were just

in the storage area and we saw this

really creepy man he was like this crazy

eyed hairy beast man he was like a like

a Bigfoot or a Yeti or

something and he he came at us with an

axe so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on

him yeah I I I pulled the tab and I just

fogged his Yeti

ass uh like dark hair bushy beard yeah

yeah you fog

Danny please we did not fog Danny who's

Danny Danny just moved in downstairs

yeah he just got back from like this

four month Trek in the Andes nice

fella oh he's nice he's nice you know

you always stick up for the people we

fog and if I get really hot um I I like

to pick up this knife and and um I I put

the the cold steel against

um my

body are you all right okay I'm fine

it's

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what do we got here 20-year-old male

he's got a sever toe on his right

foot could you please not do that feet

first you know where his injury is SE

toe you just said

it says here the knife went right

through your shoe of course it did

they're made of

wicker did you bring the toe oh yes I

have it right here on ice

don't worry son we'll just reattach it

and

then what what is it you brought a

carrot what this isn't your toe this is

a small very cold piece of

carrot you brought a carrot oh my God

there's a toe in my

kitchen I just got us reservations at

Michelle's and tickets to The Music Man

to celebrate our first holiday season as

a betrothed couple betr betr

couple

hey

oh thieves

skull oh yeah it's my mom's oh my

God no no no it's not it's not my mom it

belonged to my

mom yeah no she used to put it out every

Christmas to remind us that even though

it's Christmas people people still

die and you can put candy in

it hey hey hey

licorice

sure hey I just found out I get B for

the holidays this year that's are you

going to dress up as Santa nope I mean I

know Susan does every year but I think I

want to take this year to teach him all

about Hanukkah and maybe I could teach

Ben about the Christmas skull and how

people die

you may need to use this year to teach

Ben about

Phoebe love you and we're here for you

luck good luck

thanks hey R you uh you want some

sandwich oh what is in that olive loaf

and hams spread no mayo no no cuz Mayo

that would make it gross hey hey no oh

oh oh run baby run no no no doggy no

please oh I do so want to love all

animals

no a bone get a bone you got a bone

kidding me look Kibbles B oh God all

right get the hell off my leg you yiy

piece of

crap okay all right we have a problem

well why don't you just reach out and

take his

trampoline okay here I know what we can

do hey hey hey

no okay doggy get the get the T oh okay

go get that sandwich get the sandwich

doggy go doggy get the sandwich get okay

Joy the dog will lick himself but he

will not touch your sandwich what does

that

tell well he's not going to eat it I

will are you crazy Fe he's just a little

[Laughter]

dog stop with the broom we're not making

noise

we won

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we Mr

heckles how did this happen he must have

been sweeping they found a broom in his

hand oh de God that's terrible I know I

was sweeping

yesterday Could Have Been

Me sweeping you never know never

know okay it's very faint but I can

still sense him in the

building go into the light Mr

hecko okay

phoi I'm sorry but sometimes they need

help

go to bed guys all night Monica M you're

going to leave your shoes out

here

uh-huh really just just casually strewn

about in that Reckless halfhazard

manner doesn't matter I'll get him

tomorrow or

not

whenever she is a

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cook if it bothers you that much just go

out and get the

shoes no don't do this this is stupid I

don't have to prove anything I'm going

to go get

them but then everyone will know

unless I get them and then wake up

really early and put them back oh I need

help Mr Geller yes hi hi Dean lion Zoo

administrator I was told you had a

question well I uh I can't seem to find

the monkey I donated last year he's a

Capuchin answers to the name Marcel ah

I'm afraid I have some bad news Marcel

has passed

on when we got what happened well he got

sick and then he got sicker and then he

got a little

better but then he

died I can't believe this I'm sorry Mr

Geller but you know there's an old

saying sometimes monkeys

die it's not a great saying

but it certainly is fitting today well

you know someone should have called me

I'm sorry look I know this can't bring

him back but here it's just a

gesture Zoo

dollars yes and come see the bird show

at 4 the Maca wear

hats well it's a lot cuter if your

monkey hasn't just

died there was a breaking few months

back inside job your monkey was taken oh

my God but the zoo told me that my

monkey was dead the Zoo do you believe

everything the zoo tells

you that that's the only thing the zoo's

ever told me course they going to say

he's dead they don't want the bad

publicity it's all a great big cover up

do you have any idea how high up this

thing goes that guy

Lipson lips and

nose H lips and nose huh ah hello Mr

Pome enigma of the trees upside down

Denison of the night taunting gravity my

monkey my

monkey word on the

street well when I say Street I mean

those little pretend streets they have

here at the zoo of

course your monkey found a new career in

the entertainment field that's all I

know this is

unbelievable

so what is this information worth to you

my friend are you trying to get me to

bribe you

maybe but you already told me

everything uh phoe's not here is she no

oh great did you get a

movie

uh yeah yeah but uh

I don't think it's the kind you're going

to

like you didn't get more movies that are

going to have us reaching for the

tissues all night did

you sort

of guys what's going

on ph's a porn

star what what you talking

about Phoebe buet in bouet the vamp

Empire

layer my God that's Phi where did you

get that well down at the adult video

place on bleer and and I saw Joey was

about to go in so I ran in ahead of him

to to surprise him and and then then I

pretended that I didn't know he was in

there wow I mean I just can't I can't

believe this you know I mean you think

you know something one even even Phoebe

who's always been somewhat of a question

mark this is so

bizarre I guess it kind of makes sense

though she you know she had such a

terrible childhood I had a terrible

childhood and I don't do

porn yes but you're dead

inside right well I better take that

back why why you can't watch that I mean

that's

Phoebe yeah you're right we can't we

shouldn't watch this absolutely not

that you know maybe a little how about

just the first

T hey no this is wrong you guys Phoebe's

our friend but I'm not going to watch it

yeah good for you

Joe ah I thought I'd find you here Nas

forat are you going to plunge your steak

into my Dark Places actually I was kind

of hoping it would be the other way

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around hold on a second what is that on

her ankle her ankle is what you're

watching well it's hard to

tell oh God she would just stop

moving just doing her

job you sick

bastards oh it's a tattoo that's real we

Phoebe oh wait that's Ursula that's a

Phoebe that is

Ursula I can watch that rewind it rewind

it hey oh what's up oh my God what am I

doing okay I got a spider there were two

I picked the bigger

one okay

hey this feels perfectly

normal okay get on the

swing

okay

okay

okay oh see all right I can do this

there you go good for you and you know

what I'm actually getting used to this

little guy I don't really even feel him

in here anymore that's cuz he's on your

neck

what hey oh what's the matter

well you know that psychic I see yeah

well she told me that I'm going to die

this week so I'm kind of bummed about

that yeah and I know you guys don't know

a lot about psychic readings but that

one is pretty much the worst one you can

get

B that's crazy I can't believe she would

say that to you yeah honey you don't

believe her do you I don't she you know

said that I'd have triplets but she also

said one of them would be black

oh just out of curiosity did she tell

you how you're going to go no cuz she

didn't tell me I was going to die till

the very end of the session and I was

not going to waste a whole other hour

there I mean I've only got a week left

you know I've really got to start living

now

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hey hey phep you're still

alive how are you feeling oh it's so

exhausting waiting for

death oh by the way do you think

you peeps what are you doing I Was

preparing you for my de didn't you think

I was dead did that not come

off no yeah scared the hell out of me I

thought we'd lost last you

forever B do you want to lie down yeah

thanks and listen can you do me a favor

could you just um wake me up in a couple

hours you know if you

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can Hey Hey listen to this my reading

was wrong I'm not going to die really

how do you know because my psychic is

dead she must have read the cards wrong

oh I'm sorry better her than

me hey let's make

cookies so I just talked to one of the

duel writers today and what is duel Days

of Our

Lives anyway you're not going to believe

it my character is coming out of his

coma and and and not only that I'm

getting a new

brain so great things are happening at

work and in your personal

life wait what do you mean you're

getting a new brain they're killing off

one of the characters on the show and

when she dies her brain is being

transplanted into my

body what a brain transplant it's

ridiculous well I think it's ridiculous

that you haven't had sex in 3 and a half

months it's winter there are fewer

people on the

street who are they filling off uh

Cecilia Monroe she plays Jessica Lo

no

no she is so good at throwing drinks in

people's faces I mean I don't think I've

ever seen her finish a beverage and the

way she slaps people all the time

wouldn't you love to do that just once

oh

D and she's been on the show forever

it's going to be really hard to fill her

shoes yeah yeah help me out here when

you when you come out of the brain

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transplant you are going to be her yes

but in Drake Mor's

body why is this so hard for you to get

I thought you were a

scientist what nothing nothing just Your

Overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent

musberger

check it out Giants

Cowboys you're watching a football game

at a funeral no it's the pregame I'm

going to watch it at the

reception you are a frightening

frightening

man oh no

my new poo shoes oh I hope they're not

ruined God what a great

day what

weatherwise I know

yeah the air the the

trees even though Nana's gone there's

there's something almost uh I don't know

almost

life I'm fine I'm fine

oh just just having my worst fear

realized

but hey hey check it out guess what I

got

rhythm no my first fan mail check it

out Dear Dr rore know that I love you

and would do anything to have you gosh

you're not so secret admirer Erica

Ford oh wait PS en close please find 14

of my

eyelashes you know in crazy world that

means you're

married this wasn't address to Days of

Our Lives this is this came to your

apartment there's no stamp on it this

woman was in our building oh my

God I got my very own

stalker somebody got your shoes no give

me

wow oh my God

oh these are my rat

babies yeah we have rat babies

now you brought RS to my birthday party

so this is what a stroke feels

like I had to bring them we killed their

mother they're our responsibility now

you know they require constant care you

should know that Rachel you're a

mother are you comparing my daughter to

a rat no seven

rats I think we should take them home we

need to feed them why would you're going

to leave my party to take care of a box

of rats well I'm sorry Rachel but I'm

not like you okay not everyone can

afford

help who else wants one of my special

homemade brownies I will have one oh oh

yeah I'm not going to have one of

those no no it's just my tooth all

so what's the matter you need a dentist

I've got a good one oh thanks I have a

good one too I just I I I can't see him

see that is the problem with invisible

dentists why why can't you go to him

because every time I go to the dentist

somebody

dies that is so weird because every time

I go to the dentist I look down the

hygienist

blouse Phoebe what um

what yeah yeah first there was my Aunt

Mary and then there was um John my

mailman and then my my cowboy friend

albino

Bob and all of these people actually

died yes while I was in the chair that's

why I take such good care of my teeth

now you know it's not about oral hygiene

I flossed to save

lives fees come on you didn't kill

anybody these people just happen to die

when you went to the dentist it's it's

just a coincidence well tell that to

them oh you can't they're dead

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
gladus /ˈɡlædəs/ B1	noun - A name, likely a pet's name in this context.
display /dɪˈspleɪ/ A2	verb - to show something for others to see
proudly /ˈpraʊdli/ B1	adverb - in a way that shows you are pleased and satisfied
settled /ˈsetld/ B1	adjective - having reached a state of calm or stability
poster /ˈpoʊstər/ A2	noun - a large printed picture used for decoration
bedroom /ˈbedruːm/ A1	noun - a room used for sleeping
terrified /ˈterɪfaɪd/ B2	adjective - extremely frightened
date /deɪt/ A2	noun - a social meeting or appointment, especially with someone you are romantically interested in
protect /prəˈtekt/ A2	verb - to keep safe from harm or injury
scared /skeərd/ A1	adjective - feeling fear or anxiety
wallet /ˈwɑːlɪt/ A2	noun - a small flat case for carrying money and cards
pursue /pərˈsuː/ B2	verb - to follow or chase someone or something
mugging /ˈmʌɡɪŋ/ B2	noun - the crime of attacking someone in public and stealing their money
romantic /roʊˈmæntɪk/ B1	adjective - relating to love or a feeling of excitement
transplant /trænsˈplænt/ B2	verb - to move something from one place to another
creepy /ˈkriːpi/ B1	adjective - causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease

Key Grammar Structures

• well gladus say hello to your new home oh my wow oh she's so nice and big oh Monica where are you going to display glattus

  ➔ Present Continuous Tense

  ➔ The phrase "where are you going to display" uses the present continuous tense with 'going to' to indicate a future plan or intention.

• oh so proudly we haven't really settled on a spot yet

  ➔ Present Perfect Tense

  ➔ The phrase "haven't really settled" uses the present perfect tense to describe an action that started in the past and continues up to the present.

• oh God thank God you're home I'm watching Cojo alone

  ➔ Interjection and Contraction

  ➔ The phrase "oh God" is an interjection expressing surprise, while "you're" is a contraction of 'you are'.

• what happened to your date oh uh didn't work out

  ➔ Past Simple Tense

  ➔ The phrase "didn't work out" uses the past simple tense to describe a completed action in the past.

• you know I never thought I would ever say this about a movie but I really hope this dog dies

  ➔ Emphasis with 'ever'

  ➔ The phrase "I never thought I would ever say this" uses 'ever' for emphasis, highlighting the unexpectedness of the statement.

• please let me do something okay all right I'll tell you what you buy me a soda and then we're evening

  ➔ Future Tense with 'will'

  ➔ The phrase "I'll tell you what" uses 'will' to express a future action or promise.

• oh I hear divorce Bells all right just give me your walls and there won't be a problem

  ➔ Conditional Sentence

  ➔ The phrase "there won't be a problem" is a conditional sentence indicating a result if a certain condition is met.

• LOL is that you phoei oh my god unable oh my god oh I'm sorry Ross this is my old friend LOL from the streets

  ➔ Exclamatory Sentence

  ➔ The phrases "oh my god" and "oh my god" are exclamatory sentences expressing strong emotion.