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[English]

he's coming here for Thanksgiving I know

it's sick why is it sick because it's

Richard's son it's like inviting a Greek

tragedy over for

dinner hey come on ph you understand

don't you yeah I could see where I'd be

your best shot but

no sorry honey I think it's twisted yeah

what's Twisted me going out with

Richard's son

ew ew ew

ew sounds like a really bad idea to

me is he okay in there he's

fine hey you know man if things work out

between you and Richard's son you'll be

able to tell your kids that you slept

with your

grandfather fine judge all you want to

but married a lesbian left a man at the

altar fell in love with a gay ice dancer

threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire

live in a

box what I'm going to do about this coat

I'll take

it that might work oh

yeah all right what do you think you're

on in five Miss

Manelli I needed that car for

transportation okay I I have a child how

hot do I look in this

huh loss a sports car wouldn't it be

cheaper to just stuff a sock down in

there that's not what this is about okay

I I am a sports car Enthusiast I've

always been into cars hey what's the

horsepower on this thing I don't know

but but look how

shiny I can't believe you bought this so

can I have a ride dead hop

in get ready for the smoothest ride of

your life

damn

it okay who's next I'm sure there's some

friendly way to reconcile this um have a

seat first of all we have introduced I

I'm Monica Geller oh my God you are and

you're Rachel Green yeah Louisa gianetti

Lincoln high I sat behind you guys in in

Home

Room

Louisa oh my God Monica it's Louisa

Louisa from Home Room

yes you have no idea who I am dud no not

at all

well maybe that's because you spent four

years ignoring

me I mean would it have been so hard to

say morning Louisa or nice

overalls oh I'm I'm so sorry it's not so

much you you were fat you had your own

problems what are you doing Monica no no

no don't don't don't don't do it will

you marry

[Applause]

me what a bad idea oh I can't not look

at

it tandler why are you doing this I

don't

know but I know I'm not afraid to do

this

Chandler I'm doing this because I'm

sorry do you um you really think the

best reason to get married is because

you're sorry well no the best reason to

get married is

pregnancy sorry is pretty much fourth

you know behind being ready and actually

wanting to get

married will you be my

wife tayor um I want you to take just a

minute and I want you to think about how

ridiculous this

sounds yeah I'm kind of wishing everyone

wasn't here right now

do you know that none of that stuff came

from me I mean I never said that I

wanted to have babies and get married

right now yeah I know but I was really

confused and then I talk to these guys

who two divorces and

Joey hey she's right you

know yeah but still cheap

shot come on out honey I'm telling you

you look good tell her she looks good

tell her she looks good

[Applause]

oh my

God you look so

good cannot believe I have to walk down

the aisle in front of 200 people looking

like something you drink when you're

nauseous so don't I don't see why we

have to go to this thing anyway it's

your your ex fiance's wedding because I

promised Mindy I would yeah well you

promised Barry you'd marry him

look you guys I have to go I'm the maid

of honor besides you know what I just

need to be in a room again with these

people and feel good about

myself hello

all hi

Dad hi Mr

Bing

Nora Charles

it it's so great to see you both here

yes although I think we may be seeing a

little too much of some

people aren't you a little old to be

wearing a dress like that don't you have

a little too much penis to be wearing a

dress like

that oh my God I mean my mom never

thought this would work

out she was all once a cheater always a

cheater

mhm oh I just wish we hadn't lost those

four

months but if time was what you needed

just to gain a little

perspective we were on the

break coffee house I'm back and for the

record it took two people to break up

this relationship yeah you and that girl

from that copy place which yesterday you

took full responsibility for I didn't

know what I was taking responsibility

for okay I didn't finish the whole

letter what I fell asleep you fell

asleep it was 5:30 in the morning and

you had rambled on for 18

Pages front and

back and by the way y u apostrophe r e

means you are y are means

your you know I can't believe I even

thought of getting back together with

you we are so

over fine by

me oh oh and hey hey hey those little

spelling tips will come in handy when

you're at home on Saturday nights

playing Scrabble with Monica hey

sorry I just feel bad about all that

sleep you're going to miss wishing you

were with me oh no no don't you worry

about me falling asleep I still have

your letter

[Applause]

oh I'm sorry I I think I think that may

have missed the table oh do you uh yeah

do you uh yeah do you uh

yeah you really find this attractive on

him oh yeah are you telling me you're

not even a little turned on by Monica

right

now I think this is the first time in

our marriage that I felt like the more

attractive

one all right come on Mike you can beat

her knock that dog off her

[Applause]

head damn it I sleep with

him game point don't get too cocky

remember I won the last one oh by the

way how did that feel losing to a girl

you know you should really look in the

mirror before you call yourself that

no no no and that's how it's

done oky dokie you've each won a game

and I've lost what's felt like a year of

my

life so everybody goes home a winner

best out of three that's what I'm

thinking should I use my invisibility to

fight crime or for

evil serve them allall chump all CH okay

better comebacks Mike better

comebacks hey hey hey

and this from the crime for Health

Department are you wearing

makeup yes I am as of today I am

officially Joey tribiani actor/model

thank you that's so funny cuz I was

thinking you look more like Joey

tribiani man/woman

what were you modeling for well you know

those posters for the city free clinic

oh wow so you're going to be one of

those healthy healthy healthy guys you

know the asthma guy is really cute

do you know which one you're going to be

no no but I hear lime disease is open so

you

know good luck man I hope you get it

thanks hi guys this is Josh Josh these

are my friends that's

Ross hey Josh hi

dudes so did you play in college oh I

still do next year I hope to make

Varsity

though Ross didn't you play uh soccer in

high school oh no wait that's right you

just organized their game schedules on

your Commodore

64 well it's getting late I got to get

to the game so I'm going to head

okay I'll miss

you

dope wow cute one very cute I know isn't

he great so nice to finally be a fun

relationship you know there's nothing

boring about him and uh Betty's never

even set foot in a museum well maybe

he'll get to go soon you know like on a

class trip or

something you know what else is really

great about him oh what is the word for

an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys

in their

bedroom

um what was that

knows it's this dumb thing that Ross

made up to try to fool our parents it's

a way of giving the finger without

actually having to give

it I remember I cried the night you made

that up this is the first time I

realized I was cooler than my big

brother well I'm going to go get

ready for my date tonight so uh I'll

just head

I'm sorry fees I I guess I'm just really

sad that I'm leaving I'm going to miss

you so much well this doesn't have to be

so sad though you know maybe instead of

just thinking about how much you're

going to miss each other you should like

think about some of the things that

you're not going to

miss I don't think there's anything come

on there's got to be

something no he's

perfect I have

one right okay you can go first uh well

I guess I'm not going to miss the fact

that you're never allowed to move the

phone

[Laughter]

pin good that's a good one okay Monica

anything you know does Rachel move the

phone

pen OD

sometimes always

actually okay good there you go doesn't

everyone feel better

it's not just the phone

pin I never get my messages you get your

messages yeah well I don't think it

really counts if you have to read them

off the back of your hand after you fall

asleep on the

couch so so you missed a message from

who Chandler or your

mom or Chandler or your

mom great it worked no one sad hey who

wants to uh throw the the ball around a

little maybe get a little three on three

going oh that would be so much fun oh

can I play too I've never played

football like

ever great you can cover

Chandler no no I don't I don't really

want to play come on man you ever want

to do anything since you and Janice

broke up that's not true I wanted to

wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters

all day I wanted to start drinking in

the morning don't say that I don't have

ghouls CH you have to start getting over

her all right if you play you get some

fresh air maybe they'll take your mind

off Janice and if you don't play

everyone will be mad at you cuz the

teams won't be even come

on all right I'll play Yay let's do it

Ross what want to play

football um Monica and I aren't supposed

to play

football says who your

mom

yes oh hey don't do that on worse than

the

thumb hey this is so unfair oh why is it

unfair this is so I have a flaw big deal

like Joey's constant knuckle cracking

isn't annoying and Ross with his over

pronouncing every single word and Monica

with that snort when she laughs I mean

what the hell is that

thing I accept all those flaws why can't

you accept me for this

does the knuckle cracking bother

everybody

well I I could live without

it was it like a little Annoying or is

it like when Phoebe chews her

head oh now don't listen to him phes all

right I think it's endearing oh you do

do you

you know there's nothing wrong with

speaking correctly indeed there

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isn't I should really get back to work

yeah otherwise someone might get what

they actually ordered

well the hair comes out and the gloves

come

off with this guy

right okay okay you have to help us

decide whose joke this is why do I have

to decide because you're the only one

that can be fair I can't be fair you're

my boyfriend yeah yeah but I'm your

brother we're family that's the most

important thing in the

world don't try to sway her I'm your

only chance to have a

baby okay let's go all right um okay

we'll we'll each tell you um how we came

up with the joke and then you decide

which one of us is telling the truth

me Chandler you go first okay I thought

of the joke two months ago at lunch with

Steve oh wait is he the guy that I met

at Christmas can I finish my story do

you want me to pick

you see I would never snap at you like

that continue Okay so Steve said he had

to go to the doctor and Steve's doctor's

name is Dr mpy so I said Dr monkey and

that is how the whole Dr monkey thing

came

up are you

kidding okay look I I study Evolution

remember Evolution monkey into man plus

I'm a doctor and I had a

monkey I'm Dr

monkey I'm not arguing with that all

right I've heard enough I have made my

decision you are both

idiots the joke is not funny and it's

offensive to women and doctors and

monkeys you shouldn't be arguing over

who gets credit you should be arguing

over who gets blamed for inflicting this

horrible joke upon the world now let it

go the joke

sucks it's your joke it it's not Cab's

ready all right let's go you're welcome

oh I'm sorry were you speaking to me or

sleeping with someone

else we were on a break you know Ross

why don't you just put that on your

answering machine hey hey it's valid

okay and I'm not the only one who thinks

so Monica agrees with me what

I don't know fine you can have the bath

but I am taking your boat now you're

just a girl in a

tub hey hi bubbles

manly well I just thought I would drop

fine and let you know how I went with

Joey you told

her she pulled it out of me she's like a

conversational

wizard how did it go well you were wrong

he doesn't like me what yeah how would

you like it if I sent you to Lee Major's

house and I told you that he liked you

and you went down there and you found

out that he didn't like you how would

you

feel I don't think I'd care really Lee

major is

hot hello we're in the

bathroom why because it's a relaxing and

enjoyable

time what are you guys doing in

here oh my my God a friend he's looking

at

differently but it's wrong it's Rachel

you like Rachel Hey look it's no big

deal okay Phoebe and I talked about it

it's just a crush it's going to go away

dude you got to rearrange your bubbles

whoa M

tough

hey hey rosson I were looking for you

what are we all doing in

here oh my

honey cover it up with the

boat so Joey um you look familiar are uh

are you on TV or something well Joey

doesn't like to talk about it but he's

one of the stars of Days of Our

Lives that's right that's right don't

you play a

woman a woman in a man's

body much better

so you know Ross it's funny cuz you look

familiar to me too have you ever been

married well yes yes I have in fact um

just the other day Kristen and I were

talking about how I've been married and

how I have a son yeah little Eric that's

right wait no

Ben so you just been married the one

time then

well um you've been married

twice

yes

and another time after

that boy I'm getting

hungry uh hey Joey have you ever been so

hungry on a date that when the girl goes

to the bathroom you eat some of her

food you said the waiter ate my crab

cake

yeah so uh Ross that now why did that

first marriage break up

hm was it because the woman was straight

or because she was a

lesbian do you two know each other no no

no just seems like Ross is the kind of

guy who would marry a woman on the verge

of being a lesbian and then push her

over the

Ash

OH a well you're just the pretty F Arina

I've ever seen thank

you oh wow that deserves another piece

of candy thank

you well I have to say that earns tutu

pieces of

candy I love you oh oh oh oh honey here

take it

[Applause]

all Monica we need more candy what

there's only been like four kids yeah I

know but one of them just said that she

loved me so I just gave her

everything no wonder you're

pregnant your boyfriend has been in

there for over an hour can't believe it

it's like I'm living with him again he's

here when I go to sleep he's here when I

wake up he's here when I want to use the

shower feel like I'm 16 all over again

well you're not 16 you're both adults

now get out you

do or you know he's rubber in your glue

all

yours I hope you cleaned your hair out

of the drain I hope you came your hair

be good shut up

shut cut it out me

me I've never wanted you

more hey hey how was the first day oh

excellent

everyone was so so nice see it pays to

know the man who wears my

shoes

me no I didn't tell anybody that I knew

you why not well because you

know they don't like

you what I thought you knew that

nuh-uh who doesn't like me

everyone except for um

no

everyone what are you talking about

don't feel bad you know they used to

like you a lot but then you got promoted

and you know now you're all like Mr Boss

Man you know Mr Bing Mr Bing boss man

Bing I can't believe it yeah yeah they

even do

you they do

me you know like um okay um could that

report be any

later I don't sound like that oh oh yeah

you

do the hills are alive with the

sound of

music my scone

myone okay I don't sound like that that

is so not

true that is so not that is so not that

oh shut

up you you've been quiet all morning is

everything okay

mhm you sure you're all right

yep okay um well I'm going to go uh grab

us some breakfast

FYI there it

is in the future when a girl asks for

some ill-advised sympathy sex just do

it wait wait you're uh you're mad at me

about last night I was just trying to do

the right thing really well it seems to

me if you had done the right thing I

would not have woken up today feeling

stupid and embarrassed I would have

woken up feeling comforted and

satisfied well oh stop

that I can't believe this what you I was

just being a good guy I treated you with

with respect and understanding oh that

is so

hot hey I was looking out for you oh

really well Ross you know what I am a

big girl I don't need someone telling me

what is best for me I got to say I've

not had sex a lot of times before this

is the worst ever oh oh really really

well it wasn't very good for me either

oh okay you know hey hey you know what

you know what to avoid this little thing

in the future let's just say you and me

never having sex again what that's right

sex is off the table I am never having

sex with you

again hey Phoebe

fatty hey Chandler why so fancy well I

got a job interview it's kind of a big

deal too it's a lot more money and I'd

be doing data reconfiguration and

statistical factoring wait I think I

know someone who does that me I do

that so seriously do I do I look okay

I'm a little nervous oh yeah you really

you look great yeah you know just don't

get your hopes

up why not well the interview what about

it you know you don't make a very good

first

impression what oh you don't

know are you serious yes and when I

first met you you were

likeah I was

like what is it that I do well it's just

like you're trying to always making

jokes you know you just you come off a

little

needy did you like me when we first met

chanler I'm not going to lie to

you but I am going to run away from

you

who see Joe that's why your parents told

you not to jump on the bed

hey hey oh is it broken no I'm going to

wear this thing for a couple of weeks

did you tell the doctor you did it

jumping up and down on your

bed no had a whole story worked out but

then uh Chandler sold me out well I'm

sorry Joe I didn't think the doctor was

going to buy that it just fell out of

the socket I just want to point out I

never did anything to hurt you in high

school that's not totally

true what what well you you did start

that rumor about Ross making out with

Mrs Altman our 50-year-old

librarian how did you know

that it's

true

no yes it is I saw you guys going at it

behind the card

catalog I'm sorry when you were in high

school you made out with a 50-year-old

woman hey she didn't look 50 did she

look 16 already had it yeah well we

called everyone in your phone book and a

bunch of people came but it took us so

long to get you here that they they had

to leave and we wanted to throw you a

big surprise and a great shower and and

now you don't have either we ruined

everything well no wait a minute that's

not true no what you did that was really

sweet and it kind of works out for the

best what do what do you mean well now I

get to spin my shower with the only

people I really love I mean and I get

all those presents without to talk to a

bunch of people I don't even

like surprise Monica you know I don't

know why you're so embarrassed they were

very nice

boobies nice they were nice I mean

that's it I mean mittens are

nice okay rock hard place me

[Laughter]

yeah you're you're so

funny he's really

funny I wouldn't want to be there when

when the laughter

stops whoa whoa back up there

Sparky what did you mean by

that well just seems as though that

maybe you have intimacy issues you know

that you use your humor as a way of

keeping people at a

distance huh I mean hey I just met you I

don't know you from

Adam only child

right parents divorced before you hit

puberty uh-huh how did you know that

it's

textbook hey you guys you all know my

Dad hey how long you in the city just

for a couple of days I got a job Midtown

I figure I'm better off staying with the

kid and Hauling my ass back and forth on

a furry I don't know this one oh this is

my friend Roger hi hey hey good to meet

you Roger you too sir what happened to

the uh puppet guy dad oh oh excuse me so

Ros how's the

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wife all for

two uh Chan the quick say something

funny we're going out with him again you

know I don't care how much he

begs I think his begging days are over

now that he's going out with Nancy

Branson

you know what I've just had it with high

school boys they're just silly they're

just silly stupid boys I'm going to

start dating

men uh I'm sorry Judy I couldn't find

that bowl you and Jack were looking

for call them mom and dad you

loser want to cook everybody has ordered

I would like to start the celebration

and make a toast

to

Phoebe she dropped your sock a

what no Emma dropped her sock Mom's here

I wanted to have lunch with her today

she told me she was out of

town she still has not notied that the

baby sock is on the ground it's a good

toast will you please get her attention

oh Mommy

oh for God's sake Judy pick up the sock

pick up the sock pick up the

sock I'm sorry was that rude you know

what actually I'm kind of glad they're

leaving cuz uh I need to talk to you

about

something what's up well this uh this

may be a little awkward listen if you

want to borrow money it's kind of a bad

time I'm buying dinner for 128 people

tomorrow night it's it's not that um now

what I'm going to say to you I'm I'm not

saying is your friend okay I'm I'm

saying it as Monica's older brother but

you're still my friend not for the next

few

minutes during this time are you are you

still my best man

nope do I still call you Ross

okay you guys are getting married

tomorrow and and I couldn't be more

thrill for both of you but as Monica's

older brother I I have to tell you

this if you ever hurt my little

sister if you ever cause her any

unhappiness of any kind I will hunt you

down and kick your

ass what I'm I'm I'm serious

okay dude stop it okay I'm I'm not

kidding here hey I hear what you're

saying okay and thanks for the

warning no

problem so are we friends again yeah

okay you won't believe what Monica's

older brother just said to me

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oh ra we're running low on resumes over

here do you really want to job with

Popular Mechanics well if you're going

to work for mechanics those are the ones

to work

for hey look you guys I'm going for

anything here okay I cannot be a

waitress anymore I mean it sick of the

lousy tips sick of being called excuse

me RA did you proof read

these uh yeah why uh nothing I'm sure

they'll be impressed with your excellent

compuer

skills oh my god oh do you think it's on

all of

them oh no I'm sure the Xerox machine

caught a fuel I not told you oh I don't

know um how about the fact that the

underwear out there on the telephone

pole is yours from when you were having

sex with fun Bobby out on the Terrace

what wait a minute who told you

you are dead meat I didn't know it was a

big

secret no it's not big not at all you

know kind of on the same lines as say oh

I don't know having a third

nipple you have a third

nipple you

[Applause]

[ __ ] whip it out whip it out yeah yeah

come on there's nothing to see it's just

a tiny bump it's totally useless oh as

opposed to your other multifunctional

nipples I can't believe you you told me

it was a

nubbin joy what do you think a nubbin

was I don't know you see something you

hear a word I thought that's what it was

no you just be yourself they live on the

Upper East Side on Park Avenue oh yeah

she can't be

herself okay so all right which dress

you can say neither oh God neither

neither I'm sorry honey we're going to

take you shopping it's going to be fine

yeah totally you are in such good hands

and I'm so good with meeting parents

with the father you know you want to

flirt a little bit but not in a gross

way just kind of like Oh Mr pincer I can

see where Wallace gets his good looks

you went out with Wallace pincer oh he

took the SATs for

me I knew you didn't get a400

well

duh so now what about with Mike's mom oh

well with the mother just just

constantly tell her how amazing her son

is take it from me moms love me Ross's

mom one time actually said I am like the

daughter that she never

had she said what that she's like the

daughter she never

had so uh was he excited about the

tickets no he blew us off what what I

know can't believe

it can I tell you

something I'm a little mad at him

now I tell you

something me

too you know what he didn't want to talk

to us about being angry or maybe we

don't talk to him at all

oo freeze him out that's right I like it

yeah we'll show him from now on it's

going to be Joey and Ross best

friends we're going to be the new Joey

and

Chan let me see who you wrote about

yourself oh Dr paleontology two kids

wait a second you split with Carol

because you had different

interests I think you split with Carol

because you had one very similar

interest you know what I'm going to

finish this later okay let me just grab

my coat okay

well did you think you learned how to do

it in the last 2

[Laughter]

minutes maybe we finish this for

him also I cloned a dinosaur in my

lab she is now my

girlfriend I don't care what society

says it's the best sex I've ever

had and send no no what you can't do

that to him all right let's go dude uh I

think you made it clear you can't be

trusted with the ball inside the

house and

S we're trying to figure out who to

bring to the Nicks game tonight we have

an extra ticket yeah Ross can't go so

it's between my friend Eric Prower who

has breath issues and Dan with the

poking did you see that play do you want

some more beer is that [ __ ] LE

okay why don't you ask

Richard okay uh hey Richard if you had

an extra ticket to the Knicks

game and you had to choose between a

friend who's smelled and one who bruises

you who would you pick wow well being a

huge Nicks fan myself I think you should

take someone who's a huge next

fan okay that's

Eric glad to be of help

matches I meant why don't you take

Richard to the

game

what I don't know come on he keeps his

fingers to himself and he's always menty

fresh Rich's really nice and everything

it's just that we don't know him really

well you know and plus he's you know old

than some

people but uh younger than some

buildings you

guys sure have a lot of books about

being a

lesbian well you know you you have to

take a

course otherwise they don't let you do

it

hey hey yle the turtle a classic

actually I I'm reading it to the

baby the uh the baby that hasn't been

born

yet um wouldn't that mean you're

crazy what you don't think they can hear

sounds in

there you're not serious I mean you you

really you really talk to it yeah all

the time I want the baby to know my

voice

do you uh do you talk about me yeah yeah

all the time really but um we just refer

to you as Bobo the sperm

guy this adoption stuff is so

overwhelming there's intercountry

adoption dependency adoption so many

ways to go and this is like the biggest

decision of Our Lives there's a hair in

my coffee

hey guys hey hey have you seen Frank Jor

cuz he's meeting me here with the

triplets you know it's funny every time

you say triplets I immediately think of

three hot blonde

19-year-olds that's sweet drink your

hair hey what's all this stuff oh they

brochures from different adoption

agencies oh babies oh this one is so

cute get this

one that's not really how it works oh

how does it work I don't know

well if you're having a hard time you

should talk to my friends Bill and

Colleen they adopted a kid I'm sure

they'd help you thanks that would be

great hey honey wouldn't that be

great hey you guys check it out check it

out guess what job I just

got I don't know but Donald Trump wants

his blue blazer

black what blue blazer back he he wants

it

back you said black why would he want

his blue blazer

black well you you you know what I meant

no you messed it

up you're

stupid I think the checken is that way

[Applause]

ah oh kids love me

hey what you you go to a costume

party let me guess um

tonoa and your Bob

sagota yeah what what are you talking

about be I

don't oh my God you drew on me you W my

pants Oh what kind of party was this r i

been walking around like this since the

plane I you have so crossed a line ra

wait the men's room is that way you can

kick whose ass in a fight you or Ross

there's no question so you think Ross

too you picked Ross Ross is really

strong okay he's the strongest out of

all three of you except for Joey

I cannot believe you didn't pick me uh

in her defense she's right I am stronger

I would destroy

you oh really you think you're stronger

why don't you prove

it oh I'll prove it I'll prove it like a

theorem wait okay stop it stop it stop

now there's no one's going to fight in

this apartment hey Monica people came to

see a fight let's give them what they

came

for you guys could arm wrestle yeah

listen to the [ __ ]

nurse you're going down oh yeah you're

going further down down town seriously

guys the trash talk is embarrassing so

sorry we're late please let us in so we

can have dinner together no everything's

cold the turkeyy dried out and the the

stuffings all soggy yeah and there's a

bowl of cranberry sauce that what

happens to Cranberry sauce nothing it's

fine oh thank

God oh I just remembered we do have

something to eat Monica put something in

her oven this morning oh yeah hey you

touch that and you will be sorry guys I

listened to her the vein is bigger than

I've ever seen

it oh my God it's Brussels

routs that's worse than no

food haha all you got was Monica's

stinky brussel sprouts stinky please let

me stay on this side of the door

no it all looks so

beautiful the turkey the stuffing the

cranberries and enough a monkey could

have made

them Hey listen guys we feel really

terrible he's doing that weird eye

contact thing don't look at him don't

look at him

come on you guys we want you to know

we're very very

sorry right

guys I feel terrible

sorry but let's not ruin this day you

work so hard let's move past this and

try to have a nice meal all together the

floating heads do make a good

point yeah they do seem to feel pretty

bad so bad so bad so bad

okay okay you two go get the dessert and

I'll let you

in

dessert yeah I asked you and Phoebe to

pick up the pies you did remember right

pies oh we thought you said

prize

here grand supreme little darling

congratulations

[Music]

oh my God you forgot the pies well I

can't believe this you forced me to make

dinner then you're an hour late and you

forget the one little thing that I asked

you to do really girls not

cool well you manads aren't any better

you lied about going to the game you

knew it would make you late and you

still went anyway hey I'm getting a

little tired of this okay we said we're

sorry it's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes

a day of forgiveness it's a day to be

thankful don't make me come up

there it's too late for apologies fine

let's just go I don't need you stupid

dinner that would be a lot more

convincing if you weren't

drooling oh is that what that

is come on you guys let's just do our

own Thanksgiving yeah I'll cook yeah

let's go out

hey yeah you three have a nice

Thanksgiving the three of us yeah you

Chan and the vain oh

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
Thanksgiving /ˌθæŋksˈɡɪvɪŋ/ B1	noun - A national holiday celebrated on the fourth Thursday of November in the US and Canada.
tragedy /ˈtrædʒədi/ B2	noun - An event causing great suffering, distress, and sadness.
twisted /ˈtwɪstɪd/ B1	adjective - Abnormally or disturbingly contorted or misshapen; strange or unnatural.
grandfather /ˈɡrændˌfɑːðər/ A2	noun - The father of one's father or mother.
married /ˈmærid/ A2	adjective - Having a spouse.
lesbian /ˈlɛzbiən/ B1	noun - A woman who is sexually attracted to other women.
enthusiast /ɪnˈθjuːziæst/ B2	noun - A person filled with enthusiasm for a particular activity or subject.
horsepower /ˈhɔːrspaʊər/ B2	noun - A unit of power equal to 745.7 watts, often used to measure the power of engines.
transportation /ˌtrænsˌpɔːrteɪʃn/ A2	noun - The movement of people or goods from one place to another.
shiny /ˈʃaɪni/ A2	adjective - Reflecting light; bright.
reconcile /ˈrekənˌsaɪl/ B2	verb - To restore friendly relations between.
altar /ˈɔːltər/ B1	noun - A sacred table or structure used for religious ceremonies.
box /bɒks/ A1	noun - A container with a flat base and sides, used for storing things.
transportation /ˌtrænsˌpɔːrteɪʃn/ A2	noun - The movement of people or goods from one place to another.
envious /ˈenvɪəs/ B1	adjective - Feeling or showing a desire to have what someone else has.
divorce /dɪˈvɔːrs/ B1	noun - The legal dissolution of a marriage.

Key Grammar Structures

• If things work out between you and Richard's son you'll be able to tell your kids that you slept with your grandfather.

  ➔ First conditional (if + present simple, will + base verb) for realistic future possibilities.

  ➔ The verb **"work out"** is in the present simple after *if* to show a real future condition.

• I am a sports car enthusiast; I've always been into cars.

  ➔ Present simple for permanent state + present perfect for experience up to now.

  ➔ The phrase **"I've always been"** uses the present perfect to show an action that started in the past and continues.

• I don't know, but look how shiny it is.

  ➔ Coordinate clause with *but*; exclamatory *how* + adjective.

  ➔ The word **"how"** introduces an exclamatory clause expressing intensity: *how shiny*.

• I could see where I'd be your best shot but...

  ➔ Modal verb *could* + bare infinitive for ability in the past; conditional *would* (contracted) in past time.

  ➔ **"could"** shows a past ability or possibility: *I could see*.

• What’s twisted? Me going out with Richard's son.

  ➔ Nominalisation with gerund phrase as subject; question‑answer structure.

  ➔ The gerund **"going out"** functions as a noun, answering the question *what’s twisted?*

• I think it's twisted.

  ➔ Verb *think* + that‑clause (omitted) with present simple.

  ➔ **"think"** is a reporting verb that can introduce a *that‑clause*; here it is omitted for brevity.

• It’s sick, why is it sick? Because it’s Richard’s son.

  ➔ Rhetorical question followed by *because* clause giving reason; present simple tense.

  ➔ **"why is it sick?"** is a rhetorical question; **"Because"** introduces the explanatory clause.

• I don’t know but look how shiny.

  ➔ Negative statement + coordinating conjunction *but*; exclamatory *how* without a following noun.

  ➔ **"but"** connects two contrasting ideas; **"how"** starts an exclamation about degree.

• I’m sorry, I’m a sports car enthusiast, I've always been into cars.

  ➔ Repeated subject pronoun for emphasis; present perfect continuous implied by *have been*.

  ➔ **"I’m"** appears twice to stress identity; **"have been"** marks an action started in the past and still true.