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airport airport 75 airport 77 airport

79 yep time's up bye by

birdie that's a

bird that's a

bird okay okay my

turn

go uh bean

bean the unbearable of being

yes that you get that you

get uh listen um as long as we're

telling stuff

uh I have another one for

you I'm a little younger than I

said you're not a senior oh I'm a senior

in high

school

okay what we did what's wrong oh God I

just had sex with someone who wasn't

alive during the

bicentennial I Just Had

Sex Ethan Focus how could you not tell

me well you never told me how old you

were well that's different my lie didn't

make one of us a felon in 48

states what were you thinking I wasn't

thinking I was too busy falling don't

say it in love with

you

really

sorry well fall out of it you know you

shouldn't even be here it's a school

night oh God oh God I'm like those women

that you you see with shiny guys named

Chad I'm Joan

Collins

who what do you think I think it's the

most beautiful table I've ever seen I

know so how does this work going to

balance the plates on these little guys

heads cares we'll eat at the sink come

on

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a score you

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suck hey who's this little naked guy uh

that little naked guy would be

me a look at the little thing

yes yeah it's fine that is my

penis can we be grown-ups

now who are those people got me oh

that's Nana right there in the middle

wow yeah let's see me and the Gang at

Java

Joe's wow Monica you look just like your

grandmother how old was she there

1939 yeah uh 24 25 huh it's like a fun

gang o look look look look look I got

Monica naked

no no that would be me

again I'm uh just trying

something they're tiny and chubby and so

sweet to touch soon they'll grow up and

resent you so

much now they're yelling at you and you

don't know why and you cry and you cry

and you

cry and you cry and you cry and you C

thanks Ross yeah I'm paying you to

stop

okay oh look twins my guys oh cute

cute no fair I don't even have one how

come they get two you'll get one oh yeah

when all right I'll tell you what when

we're 40 if neither of us are married

what do you say you and I get together

and have one why won't I be married when

I'm

40 oh no no no I I just meant

hypothetically okay hypothetically why

won't I be married when I'm 40 no no no

no no what is it seriously is there

something fundamentally unmarriable

about

me uh uh

well dear God this this parachute is a

napsack mom everything's going fine

really yeah Ross is great he's a he's in

a whole other place now he's gone on no

no you you don't have to fly back

really what do you mean this might be

your only chance would you stop I'm only

26 I'm I'm not even thinking about

babies

yet has anybody seen my engagement ring

yeah it's beautiful

oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh

God oh God no don't don't touch

that oh like I wasn't dreading tomorrow

enough having to give it back to him hi

Barry remember me I'm the girl in The

Veil that stomped on your heart in front

of your entire family oh God and now I'm

going to have to return the ring without

the ring which makes it so much

harder easy rage we'll find it won't we

oh yeah yeah okay look

all right when didd you have it on last

do probably right before she lost

it you don't get a lot of doy these

days no I had it this morning I know I

had it when I was in the kitchen with

Dina oh don't be

mad you didn't oh I'm sorry I gave you

one

job oh but look how straight those

noodles

are now Monica you know that's not how

you look for an engagement ring in

lasagna I just can't do

it

boys we're going

in I have this new massage client

Steve anyway um he's opening up a

restaurant and he's looking for a head

she

Chef um hi

there hi oh yeah no I know you're a chef

I know and I thought of you first but um

Chandler's the one who needs a job right

now

so yeah I just don't have a lot of

chefing

experience unless it's an all Toast

restaurant yeah yeah well what kind of

food is he looking for well he wants to

do something eclectic so he's looking

for someone who can you know create the

entire menu oh my God yeah I know so

what do you

think thanks phe I just don't really see

myself in a big white hat

okay oh Monica guess

what oh

god Ross it's

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Nana hey

oh go

he so uh how's she doing the doctor says

it's a matter of

hours H how are you Mom me I'm fine fine

I'm glad you're

here what's with your hair

what what's different nothing oh maybe

that's

it she is unbelievable her mother is

relax relax okay we are going to be here

for a while it looks like and we still

have boyfriends in your career to

cover

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hi the fuzzy little mints at the bottom

of her purse

oh yeah they were

gross oh you know what I love her sweet

and Loaves how she was always stealing

them from from restaurants not just

restaurants from our

house Mrs

Keller she looks so small I

know well at least she's with pop pop

and Aunt Phyllis

now goodbye Nana

by

man what what is going on you know how

the nurse said that that nah had had

past well she's not

quite what she's not past she's present

she's back what's going on she may have

died she may have died we're looking

into

it um I'll go

see this almost never

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happens now she's passed

all right what'd you do with

him you're awake look at you how do you

how do you feel uh a little woozy but

basically okay gosh you look good I feel

good who are you sorry I'm Phoebe buet

I'm Monica Geller I've been taking care

of you well we both have so the edge of

sketch is from you guys well actually

it's just from me I got you the foot

massager you know who shaved you that

was me I read to you I sang

ha well thanks oh my pleasure you're

welcome so I guess I'll see you

around what that's

it see you around well what do you want

me to say well I don't know maybe um

that was nice admit something to

me I'll call you

all right I'll call you I don't think

you mean

that this is so typical you know we give

and we give and we give and then you

just get nothing back and then one day

it's just you know you wake up and see

around let's go

phoei you know what we thought you were

different but I guess it was just the

coma the Y FR he's doing it again Marcel

stop humping the land stop humping now

Marcel come come back come here Marcel

oh no no not in my room I'll get him

Ross you've got to do something about

the humping what it's it's just a phase

well that's what we said about

Joey he would you all relax it's not

that big a deal Marcel stop it Marcel

Bad Monkey what let's just say my

Curious George doll is no longer

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curious I'm so sorry you guys I didn't

mean to bring you down no you were

right I don't have a plan

pizza guy thank

God B what do you have a plan I don't

even have a

ple I want a mushroom green pepper and

onion no no no that's not what we

ordered we ordered a fat-free crust with

extra

cheese wait you're not g

Stephanopoulos oh man my dad's going to

kill me wait did you say G

Stephanopoulos yeah yeah this one goes

across the street I must to giving him

yours oh bonee head bone

head wait was this a small Mediterranean

guy with curiously intelligent good

looks yeah it sounds about right was he

was he wearing a stunning blue suit and

and a power tie no pretty much just a

towel oh

God so you guys want me to take this

back what are you nuts we've got George

stephanopoulos's

Pizza uh beses yeah who is George

sopus that's Big Bird's

friend I see pizza oh I want to see let

me see let me see hello who are we

spying on you know the White House

advisor Clinton's campaign Guy the one

with the great hair sexy smile really

cute butt oh H the little guy oh I love

him oh wait wait I see a woman tell me

it's his mother definitely not his

mother oh no wait she's walking across

the floor she's walking she's

walking she's going for the pizza hey

that's not for you

h looks like she didn't leave in

such a hurry after all oh I think this

is the episode of Three's Company where

there's some kind of

misunderstanding then I've already seen

this

one are you through with

that yeah sorry the swallowing slowed me

down whose little ball of paper is this

oh that would be mine see uh I wrote a

note to myself and then I realized I

didn't need the note so I baled it up

and now I wish I was dead

she already fuff that pillow Monica you

know you already fuff but it's

fine look I'm sorry guys I just don't

want to give them any more ammunition

than they already have yes and we all

know how cruel a parent can be about the

flatness of a child's

pillow Monica hi

um Monica um you're scaring

me I mean you're like you're like all

chaotic and twirly you know not not in a

good way

yeah calm down you don't see Ross

getting all chaotic and twirly every

time they come that's because as far as

my parents are concerned Ross can do no

wrong you see he's the prince apparently

they had some big ceremony before I was

born go to bed guys all right night

Monica M you're GNA leave your shoes out

here

uh-huh really just just casually strewn

about in that Reckless halfhazard

manner doesn't matter I'll get him

tomorrow or

not

whenever she is a cook

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if it bothers you that much just go out

and get the

shoes no don't do this this is stupid I

don't have to prove anything I'm going

to go get

them but then everyone will

know unless I get them and then wake up

really early and put them back oh I need

help

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
airport /ˈeərˌpɔːrt/ A1	noun - a place where aircraft take off and land
senior /ˈsiːniər/ B1	adjective - older; in the final year of high school or college
felon /ˈfɛlən/ C1	noun - a person who has committed a serious crime
falling /ˈfɔːlɪŋ/ B1	verb - to begin to love someone
beautiful /ˈbjuːtɪfəl/ A2	adjective - pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically
balance /ˈbæləns/ B1	verb - to keep or put (something) in a steady position so that it does not fall
naked /ˈneɪkɪd/ B1	adjective - without any clothes
grandmother /ˈɡrænmʌðər/ A2	noun - the mother of one's parent
resent /rɪˈsent/ C1	verb - feel bitterness or indignation at (a circumstance, action, or person)
hypothetically /ˌhaɪpəˈθetɪkli/ C1	adverb - as a hypothesis; for the sake of argument
parachute /ˈpærəʃuːt/ B1	noun - a canopy attached to a harness, used for descending from an aircraft
engagement /ɪnˈɡeɪdʒmənt/ B2	noun - the act of agreeing to marry
lasagna /ləˈzɑːnjə/ A2	noun - an Italian dish made with layers of pasta, sauce, and cheese
eclectic /ɪˈklektɪk/ C1	adjective - deriving ideas, style, or taste from a broad and diverse range of sources
restaurant /ˈrestərɒnt/ A2	noun - a place where meals are prepared and served
chef /ʃef/ B1	noun - a professional cook
coma /ˈkoʊmə/ B2	noun - a state of prolonged unconsciousness
pillow /ˈpɪloʊ/ A1	noun - a cushion for the head