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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

are you ready to

party

no Gandalf Gandalf is Coming to Town

Kathy's with her parents I have nothing

to do so tomorrow we are partying with

gandal dude dude we are so going to

party wow okay dude

alert and who is this guy Mike Gandalf

ganderson only like the funnest guy in

the world I'm going to call and get off

work tomorrow

I'm going to call after

you this is going to be so cool dude we

never party

anymore all right were you guys smoking

something in the back of our

van really and what do you mean we never

have fun anymore you have fun with me

remember the time we saw those strippers

then you paid me 50 bucks to eat that

book Joey you are going to love this guy

Gandalf is like the party wizard well

why do you call him Gandalf Gandalf the

wizard hello didn't you read Lord of the

Rings in high

school no I had sex in high school take

care of everything thanks a lot

co-host wait a minute take care of

everything there's there's plenty of

things for you to do uhhuh like

what

cups Cups you're giving me

cups and

Ice cups and Ice oh I get to be in

charge of Cups and ice all

right fine okay I will be in charge of

Cups and Ice wait a minute I can get ice

at the restaurant I got it

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mine hey check it out um cup hat cup

Banner cup Chandelier and the thing that

started it all the

cup great job with the cups

FES why don't you just go out with

her and did you notice the ice look we

have it all we have crushed cubes and

dry watch

a

misser no one's eating my tuskin finger

food because they're all filling up on

Pho snow cones they snow cones snow

cones you know go go thank you this what

I got going for the party so far liquor

wise get a lot of liquor great great

okay now uh in terms of the invite list

obviously I got you me and Chandler and

I'm going to invite Gunther because well

we've been talking about this pretty

loud I'll be

there right and oh listen I know it's

your party but I'd really like to limit

the number of Museum Geeks that are

going to be there yeah tell you what

let's not invite any of the

anthropologists okay just the dinosaur

dudes okay we need a sixpack of Zema

hey guys what are you doing oh just

planning my bachelor party with my best

man yeah well good luck trying to top

the last one yeah see I don't think it's

going to be that difficult considering

this one won't take place in the

basement of a Pizza

Hut oh I'm Ross I'm Ross I'm too good

for the Hut I'm too good for the

Hut look I got to go pick up Ben uh

everything so far sounds great Joey just

remember keep it on the Mellow side okay

just a couple of guys hanging out

playing poker no no ST rppers or

anything okay you got it okay see you

later I have fun planning your mellow

bachelor

party there's going to be strippers

there he didn't say anything about no

strippers he just said no strippers oh I

chose not to hear that Hey listen man

about the stripper yeah good

call okay little announcement little

announcement I decided that my best man

is my best friend

Gunther what's my last

name Central

Perk thanks for not marrying

Rachel hey who hey gur don't don't

forget your

shirt hey hey what are those got little

party favors check it

out wow yeah oh oh oh oh a

okay okay little announcement just want

everybody to know that the position of

my best man is still

open and uh you know so is the position

of the

Bride

great smooth man yeah you got some chili

on your

neck oh my gosh

Rachel my are you okay where's poo Rome

jerk mes light and then your face

exploded

no okay was at the airport getting into

a cab when this woman this blonde planet

with a pocketbook starts yelling at me

something about how it was her cab first

and then the next thing I know she just

starts starts pulling me out by my hair

you know and then so I blow in my attack

whistle thingy and and and three more

cabs show up

no as I'm going to get into a cab she

tackles me and I hit my head on the curb

and cut my lip on my

whistles oh everybody having fun at the

party are people eating my dip Joey is

having a secret Days of Our Lives Party

Up on the Roof and he sent you guys to

the play to get rid of you

what well what what's what's going on

Joey is having a secret Days of Our

Lives Party Up on the Roof and and he

didn't want you guys to know about it

but I came over here to tell

you I thought he came to say you were

sick all right Professor or

detective Joey's having a party and he

wasn't going to invite us yeah he does

it every year that's why he's sending

you to the play that's why he sent us to

that medieval restaurant and to that

button factory and that that horrible

Museum tour no I ran

that hey you guys I'm turning in have

fun you know about your party Joey what

party the game's over take off your

robe great I mean

Happ

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[Laughter]

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birthday

birthday

hey she's not as pretty as she was when

she was

29 Miss green would like to establish

some ground rules before she comes out

you would appreciate it if you didn't

use the words old or downhill or they

still look pretty damn good

they

do Rachel come on out Monica made

breakfast chocolate chip

pancakes we've got

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presents good

ones they all came from the list you

handed out to us two weeks

ago well can I keep the presents and

still be

29 come on rage look turning 30 is not

that big a deal oh really is that how

you felt when you turned 30 why God why

okay thanks for coming I hope you guys

had fun all right Monica dear I'm going

to hit the road now I've left my 10

verbs on the table and you be sure and

send me that finished poem okay we'll do

I'm so glad you came I think I saw

Rachel out in the hall okay let me go

check oh all

right your mom wants to Say Goodbye Oh

happy birthday

sweetie okay

are you drive safe okay Ross what are

you

doing I'm getting ready for the water

skiing big one more big hug come on

big how are

you uh Dr B where you going to get my

coat all right all right I can get my

own coat

sorry we're on a major fla

high oh no no you're not supposed to be

here cuz this is the staging area you

should it's all wrong you should leave

you know just get

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out or perhaps you'd like a creme DeMent

have to be heading toward my chatau

thank you oh all right well then I guess

we're going back into the hallway again

thanks for coming Mrs

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Green

okay you take

care oh you kids

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well this is the best party I've been

toing

years thank you you decided to have a

Halloween party oh good yeah and

everybody has to wear

costumes come on it'll be fun well uh

I'll be there I mean I have to wear a

costume to all my classes that day

anyway so please tell me you're not

going to dress up like a

dinosaur not two years in a row

I I'll come to the party but I'm not

dressing up you have to no way look

Halloween is so stupid dressing up and

pretending to be someone you're

not you're an

actor so Ross are you going to bring

Mona yeah yeah I think I will the hot

girl from their wedding yeah well hey if

she needs any ideas for costumes she

could be a uh bikini model or

nurse or sexy cheerleader huh or o

Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

no no no leather

face now wasn't Joey hitting on her at

the wedding

too that's right he was hitting on her

and I got her I guess the better man

won please don't take her from

me hi

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hi so which one of you lucky boys is

Chandler uh that that's

me that's

me Joey trani big

fan so is that a bedroom yeah yeah right

over there all right whenever you're

ready that was

weird why would you go in the bedroom

I'm waiting

so she's a yep that's one naked

hooker so tonight's the night of big

bachelor party yeah hey thanks for

giving me that girl's number no problem

say who's the party for for my husband

you hir your husband a

hooker she's a stripper no she's a

hooker is is that what they call

strippers sometimes when they're

hookers oh my god do I I can't believe

you did this now are you absolutely sure

she's a hooker it's either that or she's

just the best most expensive date I ever

had all right all right maybe maybe you

should just ask her to leave why me hey

it's your Bachelor part which is why you

should do it I don't want to you do it

you do it you do it all right rock paper

scissor who has to tell the to

leave

what I missed this I don't think we've

actually done this before no no no no I

I miss hanging out with you well we we

still hang out yeah not like we used to

remember you and me used to be

Inseparable you know now it's like

things are different well you know

things are different I'm I'm married now

yeah sure and hey don't get me wrong I

am so happy for you guys but I just I

miss hanging out just just us you

know yeah I miss that too okay I'll tell

you what for now on we'll make time to

hang out with each other you got it come

here oh god listen I am this close to

robbing you

guys she's a hooker she's a hooker she's

a hi we spoke on the phone I just wanted

to let you know I've changed my mind I'm

going to do it I'm going to kiss Joey no

you can't friends hooking up is a bad

idea please what about you and Chandler

that's different I was drunk and stupid

well

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hello what about all the guys that you

got the phone numbers from what why

don't you just kiss one of them I could

I could but I don't want to I want to

kiss

Joey all right I think it's a big

mistake but it's it's your decision

I'm going to do it and I can't stop you

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no hey Rich have you seen Charlie

anywhere I'm smarter than him look had

it yeah well we called everyone in your

phone book and a bunch of people came

but it took us so long to get you here

that they they had to leave we wanted to

throw you a big surprise in a great

shower and and now you don't have either

we ruined everything oh no wait a minute

that's not true no what you did that was

really

sweet and it kind of works out for the

best what do what do you mean well now I

get to spend my shower with the only

people I really love I mean and I get

all those presents without having to

talk to a bunch of people I don't even

like surprise Monica and finally our

biggest item of the night the 22 foot

gentleman's day sailor sailboat the

winning bid was a whopping

$20,000 I

won that was my

guess what what what I guess

20,000 Joey it is an auction you don't

guess you

buy

what I don't have 20,000 congratulations

on your new boat Joey

trivani sit down forget her you enjoy

this

wow what were you thinking I didn't know

it was an auction what I figured I'd

take a guess help a charity free

boat why would a charity give away a

free boat I don't know

charity well just buy the damn

boat pH don't you think you've had

enough to drink I'm just helping the

kids how is you drinking helping the

kids because the more I drink the less

there is for the kids to

drink Mr tribiani your generous

contribution brings us a big step closer

to building the youth center just out of

curiosity how how much is that boat

worth I think it was valued at

19,000 yeah that was pretty

close uh so bad news um I can't buy the

boat I don't have any money

Joey Joey good one you're

silly very

good so uh listen I think I'm going to

take off now hey can leave Joey you

agreed to buy that boat all right it is

a contract and plus if you leave my boss

is going to kill me well what am I gonna

do rage I don't have that kind of money

I know okay okay okay okay all right all

right this is what we're gonna do we're

going to go to the next highest bidder

and we're just going to let them buy it

and then you're just going to pay the

difference okay look I don't know why

the kids need a youth center anyway you

know they should just watch TV after

school like I did and I turned out

fine not

great ra ra okay the next highest bidder

is at table one oh great oh and uh the

guy who got the Paris trip is at table

four oh okay why do you care about the

guy won the Paris trip it's a trip for

two excuse

me excuse me is the person who won the

Paris trip at this table that was me oh

TI uh excuse me is there a Mr Bowmont at

this table that's me ah yeah well hello

this is your lucky day Mr bont the uh

gentleman day sailor has just become

available again and I believe that you

made a bid of $188,000 yeah you have to

pay that it's not just a guess

okay I was actually relieved uh I didn't

win the boat my wife would have killed

me are you kidding me she's going to

love this boat yeah what what is your

wife's name it's pam pam oh God just

imagine this the Pam oh

I don't think she'd like

that okay imagine this the Mr

Bowmont I don't think so dear okay look

let me paint you a little picture all

right you are set and sail up the Hudson

you got the wind in your

HS you you get all that peace and quiet

that you've always wanted you get back

to Nature you can go fishing you can you

can get one of those little hats and

have people call you captain

and that when you're old

Cappy what the hell it's for a good

cause all right no way it's mine

what what all that stuff you just said I

want that but Joey you don't have

$20,000 who cares I I'll make payments

whatever it takes I want the Mr

bman hi Sandy Sandy hi come on in

you brought your kids yeah that's okay

right you know when I saw you at the

store last week it was probably the

first time I ever mentally undressed an

L wow that's uh dirty

yeah hey

kids time we're in a virtual snowstorm

of confetti here in Time Square it gets

big Go

kids and then the peacock bit

me please kiss me at

midnight you seen Sandy ooh uh I don't

know how to tell you this but uh she's

in Monica's bedroom getting it on with

Max that scientist

geek oh look at that I didn't know how

to tell

you everybody the ball is driving

what the ball is

ding in seconds it'll be midnight and

the moment of joy is upon us looks like

that no date pack thing worked

out everybody looks so happy I hate them

not everybody's happy hey

Bobby you know I uh thought I'd throw

this out here I'm no math whz but I do

believe there are three girls and three

guys right here

M oh I don't feel like kissing anyone

tonight I can't kiss anyone so I'm

kissing everyone no no no you can't kiss

kiss Ross that's your brother oh yeah

perfect perfect so now everybody's going

to kiss but me all right somebody kiss

me somebody kiss me it's midnight

somebody somebody kissed me it's

midnight it's one

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time talking about who could kick whose

ass in a fight you or Ross there's no

question so you think Ross

too you picked Ross Ross is really

strong but he's the strongest out of all

three of you except for

Joey I cannot believe you didn't pick me

uh in her defense she's right I am

stronger I would destroy

you oh really you think you're stronger

why don't you prove

it oh I'll prove it I'll prove it like a

theorem wait okay stop it stop it stop

now there's no one's going to fight in

this apartment hey Monica people came to

see a fight let's give them what they

came for

hey you guys could arm wrestle yeah

listen to the

nurse you're going down oh yeah you're

going further down downtown seriously

guys the trash talk is

embarrassing coffee will'll get

energized and we'll head back out all

right

okay so we're having fun right we don't

need that wizard guy we hit a couple of

clubs talk to some strangers and after

this we'll go down to the docks and see

about that boat

thing I'm kind of

beat

actually me

too you serious yeah yeah thank God I'm

exhausted so you guys want coffees yeah

but uh I don't want to be up too late so

I'll have a Decap yeah me

too actually can I get some hot water

with a little

lemon a Rin my voice screaming in there

does it have to be so

loud I can't hear a word you're saying

my ears are ringing so bad I'm just glad

I brought that extra pair of socks you

know I used them as mittens I didn't

want to touch a thing in that last

place how sad are

we yeah I

know you know what we're not sad we're

not sad we're just not 21 anymore you

know I'm 29 years old damn it and I want

to sit in a comfortable chair and watch

television and go to sleep at a

reasonable hour yeah yeah and I like to

hang out in a quiet place where I could

talk to my friends yeah and so what if I

like to go home throw on some Kenny G

and take a

bath we're 29 we're not women they make

these great novelty cakes in all

different shapes and if you give them a

photo they'll copy it nicing oh did you

do a picture of Emma yes on a cake

shaped like a bunny uh rage does this

Bakery by any chance also bake erotic

cakes say for bachelorette

parties what are you talking oh my God I

put my baby's face on a

penis now it's a

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party wa you guys this isn't funny all

right if I wanted this cake to be a des

master I would have baked it

myself uh is it okay that I still think

it looks

delicious CH look at this I know what

you're thinking Judy the resemblance is

uncanny I am this close to tugging on my

testicles

again no no this is not what I ordered

okay I went all the way to New Jersey so

that I could have the perfect cake for

my daughter's birthday and I need a

bunny cake right now ask him if it would

be faster if we cut the baby's face off

the penis so we could put it on the

bunny that is a weird

sentence Oh believe you me I am going to

bring this cake back I don't even want

it in my home Joy don't touch it I'm so

confused yes yes I still want my

daughter's picture but on a bunny cake

yell yellow cake chocolate frosting with

nuts to be fair this one does have

nuts what did you just say you roll

another hard eight and we get married

here

tonight are you serious yes I love you

I've never loved any of you as much as I

love I've never loved anybody as much as

I love you okay so if an eight comes up

we take it as a sign and we do it what

do you

say okay

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okay that's a four and where where

where's the other one went under the

table nobody moved you look that way I

look this

way here it is here it

is that could be a four or a

five it's your call

before I think so

too

um oh

why we been together I don't

know do you do you have do you have any

clothes

on yes really

no but we we didn't

have sex did

we I mean I don't remember much about

last night it was such a

blur oh I remember laughing I laughed a

lot then we didn't have

sex

oh oh I mean we were really drunk I was

glad we didn't do anything stupid tell

me about

it God look at him he's so cute just

want to go over there grab him and kiss

him how could I kiss him without letting

him know the I like him oh hey I know

how you can get him take off your

bra what there was a scene in foot loose

Flash Dance yeah yeah yeah with that

that uh plumber girl she was a

welder were you like in the movie

or anyway she takes off her bra under

the shirt and pulls it out the sleeve

very sexy and classy

or if you want to kiss him um you could

use mistletoe oh it's not Christmas or

spin the bottle he's not

11 thank you so much for this it was

really so thoughtful what you're leaving

yes we have something we have to get to

yeah I think I'm going to take off too

actually no you guys you can't leave yet

you have to stay we we've got the whole

big thing

planned what big thing so spin the

bottle works like this I spin the bottle

lands on Gunther so I would have to kiss

Gunther all

right who wants to go first okay

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okay welcome to

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America go two in a row you got to use

your tongues now

[Laughter]

what are the odds what are the

odds okay that that's enough you know

let let's let someone else

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play if you didn't want to play then

why'd you come to the

party okay my

turn oh

look at that oh my

God oh my God the baby just kicked it's

okay it's okay kick once it'll kick

again I love all right well everybody

just remember where they were

sitting people I want you to take a

piece of paper here you go and write

down your most embarrassing memory oh

and I do ask that when you're not using

the markers you put the Caps back on

them because they will dry

out listen you guys um I don't mean to

be a pain about this but um I've noticed

that some of you are just placing them

on you want to push the

Caps until you hear them click

gun where are you going I um was sort of

thinking about maybe no no you can't go

no this is fun come on we're just

getting started here here's your

marker listen if you want to go just go

no she'll yell at me

again all right I can get you out

what in a minute I'm going to create a

diversion

when I do walk quickly to the door and

don't look

back okay the first person's most

embarrassing memory is Monica your party

sucks right very

funny oh no did someone forget to use a

coaster

what I don't see

anything great I'm sing water rings

again okay she's taking the trash out so

I can get you out of here but it has to

be now she'll be back any minute what

about my friend Victor no only the three

of you any more than that and she'll get

suspicious all right let me just get my

coat there isn't

time just leave everything they'll take

care of you next

door is it true they have

beer everything you've heard is true

could you guys please try to keep it

down we're trying to start a bosle

tournament you and you you're supposed

to be at my party and

gun what are you doing here

um hey welcome to the pH

phie all right I'm sorry but these

people needed me you know they work hard

all week it's Saturday night they

deserve to have a little fun

go you know my party is fun I maybe it's

a little quieter less obvious sort of

fun but you know if people would just

give it a chance it's

so okay this way is on so this is

off did you just break the radiator no

no I was turning the knob and and here

it

is well put it

back it uh it won't go back call the

super here let me try oh oh that's right

I forgot about your ability to fuse

metal hey it's Funny's cousin not funny

hi Mr trigger hi it's Rachel Green from

upstairs yes somebody uh broke our knob

on the radiator and it's really hot in

here yes it's it's hot enough to bake

cookies well do you think we could have

a new one by

6 what no no Tuesday we can't wait until

Tuesday we're having a party tonight

okay tip the man no if he doesn't like

our cookies too bad I'm not going to be

blackmailed look if worse comes to worse

it gets a little a little warm we'll

call it a theme party hey here's a theme

come on in live like

bacon hi Welcome to our tropical

Christmas party you put your coats and

sweaters and pants and shirts in the

bedroom it's hard to tell because I'm

sweating but I use exactly what the gel

bottle

says an amount about the size of a pee

yeah how how can that be too

much

ice ice ice squares anyone take a

napkin all right Monica Monica Monica

your guests are turning into jerky okay

really I'm perfectly comfortable hey hey

hey get mine buddy I was

next we can't go now it looks like

Rachel's going to on a

skit oh my God have you lost your mind

no no no no no no I'm finally thinking

clearly my lucky dress wasn't working

out too well for me but for 4 years this

baby never missed Rachel Rachel I cannot

I can't

let actually I kind of want to see what

happens hey he nice uh costume oh yeah

well I wanted to give Emily a big

American goodbye cheer so

okay ready okay give me an e e give me

an m m give me an I I give me an l l

give me a y y what

again

Emily Emily

okay so that's be as a cheerleader

to fine I'm f i just listen to tooth

it's no piig I'm have a dentist you know

put some my son excuse

me okay what do I do now what do I do

now I think you're

done okay time to take off the

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bra uh that was really uh

great but I I got to take off actually

take

off all right come on let's go get your

coat

okay Rachel is my

girlfriend hey

hey what are you supposed to be remember

the Russian satellite

Sputnik well I'm a potato or a spud

and these are my

antenna so Sputnik

becomes spudnick spudnick

wow I don't have the worst costume

anymore hey right Ross came is

Duty no I'm I'm not Duty no space Duty

hey glad you get make it thanks for

coming oh my God Kyle

lder I love

you hey that's why I didn't invite you

you have to calm down all right just go

go get yourself a drink or something oh

yeah that's what you want my inhibition

is

lowered hey Joey said no autographs but

if she's getting one I want one too to

Monica and none of this best wishes crap

I want

love okay actually uh man Matthew was

was giving me his phone number oh man if

I had known I was coming to this party I

never would have gotten

married it's nice to meet you rich nice

to meet you call me we

will look at you with all the

guys guess you forgotten all about Joey

yeah well I guess I guess I have

forgotten about Joey and clearly you've

forgotten about Chandler

please Chandler the love of my life oh

leather pants have

mercy this is never going to work he's

right there so just go over and say hi

no I have to go downstairs come back up

as if I'm coming home from the rata gala

okay so just go distract him but don't

be

sexy hey Danny hey hey going on that a

great party great food

you know most parties it's it's all

chips and salsa chips and

salsa

so what's this salad

oh and and what's

this

bread aren't you

Chef hey Rachel hey all right tonight

with your part

oh you're great I'm glad you can make it

oh yeah well you know the gala had to

end

sometime don't go anywhere be right back

yeah right

sure all right who courts the ball in

now I thought there wasn't a

ball come on he's glad that I came he

doesn't want me to go anywhere balls

flying all over

the r this is my friend Tom this is the

girl I told you about oh come on you

telling people about

me you two could really hit it

off I'm going to go

mingle so you work at Bloomingdales huh

my mom calls it bloomies

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
party ˈpɑːr.ti A1	noun - a social gathering for celebration or enjoyment verb - to attend or participate in a social gathering
wizard ˈwɪz.ərd A2	noun - a person who is skilled in magic or has magical powers
strippers ˈstrɪp.ərz B1	noun - performers who remove their clothing for entertainment
bachelor ˈbætʃ.əl.ər A2	noun - an unmarried man
hooker ˈhʊk.ər B1	noun - a person who engages in sexual activities for money
auction ˈɒk.ʃən B1	noun - a public sale in which items are sold to the highest bidder
charity ˈtʃær.ɪ.ti A2	noun - an organization set up to provide help and raise money for those in need
costume ˈkɒs.tjuːm A2	noun - a set of clothes worn to portray a particular character or role

Key Grammar Structures

• I'm going to call after you, this is going to be so cool dude we never party anymore.

  ➔ Use of the "be going to" construction for future intentions or plans.

  ➔ The phrase "I'm going to" shows a planned future action.

• Let's not invite any of the anthropologists, just the dinosaur dudes.

  ➔ Imperative suggestion with negative "let's not + verb".

  ➔ The structure "let's not invite" is a polite way to propose avoiding an action.

• If you want to kiss him, you could use mistletoe.

  ➔ Conditional suggestion using modal "could" + infinitive.

  ➔ "could use" offers a possible method in a hypothetical situation.

• I would have bought the boat if I had the money.

  ➔ Third conditional (unreal past) – "would have + past participle" + "if + past perfect".

  ➔ "would have bought" shows an imagined past result; "if I had the money" is the unreal condition.

• We should limit the number of Museum Geeks that are going to be there.

  ➔ Modal verb "should" + infinitive to give advice or recommendation.

  ➔ "should limit" expresses a suggestion that it is advisable to restrict the number.

• I have to take care of everything.

  ➔ Modal phrase "have to" + infinitive to express obligation or necessity.

  ➔ "have to take care" indicates a duty that cannot be avoided.

• I can't believe you did this.

  ➔ Modal verb "can't" + base verb to express strong disbelief or surprise.

  ➔ "can't believe" expresses that the speaker finds the situation almost impossible to accept.

• If we go to the docks, we will see about that boat thing.

  ➔ First conditional: present simple in the if‑clause + "will" + base verb for future result.

  ➔ "If we go" sets a real future condition; "we will see" states what will happen if it occurs.

• I was actually relieved I didn't win the boat; my wife would have killed me.

  ➔ Mixed past simple with a past‑conditional clause using "would have + past participle".

  ➔ "would have killed" imagines a past reaction that did not actually happen.