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[English]

I'm sorry I'm sorry that is it you just

barge in here you don't knock you have

no respect for anybody's privacy no you

wait this is ridiculous say one thing

what what that's a relatively open weave

and I can still see

your nipular areas I'm sorry I'm sorry I

could I could

[Applause]

Chandler Bing it's time to see your

thing what's the matter with you I

thought it was no what you were supposed

to be in there so I could see your

thing sorry my my thing was in there

with me

hey Joey what's going on clear the

tracks for the booby payback Express

next stop Rachel

Green Joey what the hell were you doing

sorry wrong boobies

hello

Joey hello dear tell me don't tell

me decaf cappuccino for

Joey coffee

black

latte and a nice team I'm getting pretty

good at this

excellent good for me

[Laughter]

[Applause]

oh my gosh Rachel honey my are you okay

where's poo Rome jerk missed his flight

and then your face

exploded

no okay I was at the airport getting

into a cab with This Woman This blonde

planet with a pocketbook starts yelling

at me something about how it was her cab

first and then the next thing I know she

just starts starts pulling me out by my

hair you know and then blow my attack

whistle thingy and and and three more

cabs show

up as I'm going to get into a cab she

tackles me and I hit my head on the curb

and cut my lip on my whistles

oh everybody having fun at the

party are people eating my dip ra do you

are you going to separate

those oh god oh am I being like a total

laundry span I mean am I supposed to use

like one machine for shirts and another

machine for

pants have you have you never done this

before well not my myself but I know

other people that

have okay you caught me I'm a laundry

Virgin uh well don't worry I'll use the

gentle

cyle okay

um uh basically you want to use one

machine for all your Whites Whites okay

a whole another machine for for your

colors and and third for uh your

uh uh delicates that would be your bras

and your under panty

things okay well what about these are

white cotton panties would they go with

whites or with delicates uh that that

that would be a judgment

call so

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nice hey I have a

question well uh actually not so much a

question as more of a a general

wondering okay

okay here

goes um well for a while now I've been

wanting to

um yes yes that's that's right little

girl

what top of the world looking down on

creation and

[Applause]

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all right this is just vacine it won't

hurt ow ow sorry that was

whacked oh this poor little Tutti is

scared to death we should find his owner

oh we just put the poor little toti out

in the

hall during the blackout she get

trampled

yeah so pretty this must have cost him a

fortune I can't believe he did this come

on Ross remember back in college when he

fell in love with Carol and bought her

that ridiculously expensive Crystal

duck what did you just say

[Applause]

Crystal

[Applause]

duck no no no the um the love

part

FN oh my

god oh no no no no that's good just keep

rubbing your head that'll Turn Back Time

this is unbelievable I mean this is

unbelievable I know this is really

really huge no it's not it's small it's

tiny it's petite it's

we uhuh I don't think any of our lives

are ever going to be the same ever

again hey is there a mute button on this

woman I think this is so great I mean

you and Ross did you have any ideas

no none I mean my first night in the

city he mentioned something about asking

me out but nothing ever happened so I

just what what else did he say I mean

does he like want to go out with me well

given that he's desperately in love with

you he probably wouldn't mind getting a

cup of coffee or

something

what all this time well I've got to talk

to him yeah he's in China the

country no no no wait this flight

doesn't leave for another 45 more

minutes what about the time difference

from here to the airport

yes you're never going to make it well

I've got to try Rachel what are you

going to say to

him I I don't know well then maybe you

shouldn't go he's right cuz if you're

just going to like break his heart

that's the kind of thing that can wait

yeah but if it's good news you should

tell him now I don't know maybe I'll

know when I see him here look all right

does this help

[Applause]

har I I I know that I haven't worked

here very long but I was wondering do

you think it would be possible if I got

a $100 advance on my salary and Advance

it's so that I can spend Thanksgiving

with my family see every year we go

skiing and Veil and normally my father

pays for my ticket but I've sort of

started this whole independent thing you

know which is actually why I took this

job Rachel Rachel

sweetheart you're a terrible terrible

waitress really really

awful okay I I hear what you're saying

I'm with you um but but I'm trying

really hard and and I think I'm I'm

doing better I really

do does anybody need coffee yeah over

here yeah I do

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I'll Rich for running low on resumes

over here do you really want a job with

Popular Mechanics well if you're going

to work for mechanics those are the ones

to work

for hey look you guys I'm going for

anything here okay I cannot be a

waitress anymore I mean it sick of the

lousy tips sick of being called excuse

me BR did you proof for days uh yeah why

uh nothing I'm sure they'll be impressed

with your excellent compuer

skills oh my god oh do you think it's on

all of

them oh no I'm sure the Xerox machine

caught a fuel oh it was just so nice to

see him again you know it was it was

comfortable and it was familiar and it's

just nice that's that's nice twice

Rachel what what's going on I mean isn't

this the same Barry who you left at the

altar duh Where Have You

Been yeah but it was different with him

today I mean and he wasn't like

orthodontist guy you know I mean we had

fun is there anything wrong with that

yes why I have my

reasons okay how about the fact that

he's engaged to another woman who just

happens to be your ex- best friend all

right all right all right all right all

right I know it's stupid I'll go see him

this afternoon and I will just put an

end to it

wow

wow yeah I'm not crazy right I mean it

was never like

that no it

wasn't so nice having a little sink here

finish with this sucker by the end of

the week now now the one in the feather

boa that's Dr Francis now she used to be

a

man okay oh look see now there's Raven

we hate her we're glad she's dying

and Marcel are you playing with Monica's

shoes you no you're not supposed to play

whoa whoa Marcel did you poo in the shoe

oh marel

badad oh god oh

oh sorry

Barry little engagement gift sure you

didn't register for

that of

the who died who

died roll him over oh come on roll him

over

oh well we know it wasn't Dexter right

Marcel because

Marcel Marcel

Mar how could you lose him I don't know

I don't know we were watching TV and

then he pooped in Monica's shoe wait he

pooped in my

shoe which one I don't know the left one

which ones oh oh those little clunky

Amish things you think go with

everything I've just never had a

relationship with that kind of passion

you know where where you have to have

somebody right there in the middle of a

theme

park well it was the only thing to do

there that didn't have a

line all right well see I mean Barry

wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature

golf course come on no he said we were

holding up the people behind

us and you didn't marry him

because I mean do you

think there are people that go through

life never having that kind of probably

really but but you know I'll tell you

something passion is way overrated yeah

right it is uh eventually it kind of

burns out but hopefully what you're left

with is trust and security and uh well

in the case of my ex-wife lesbian

is I think Barry is seeing someone in

the

city oh what what would make you think

that well ever since we announced the

engagement he's been acting really weird

and then last night night he came home

smelling like

Chanel

really Mindy if it'll make you feel any

better when Barry and I first got

engaged he went through a whole weird

thing too oh God you see that's what I

was afraid of what what's what you're

afraid of okay

okay when Barry was engaged to you he

and I kind of had a little thing on the

side

I know I know and when he proposed to me

everyone said don't do it he's just

going to do to you what he did to Rachel

and and now I feel so

stupid Oh

Mindy oh you are so

stupid oh we are both so stupid what do

you

mean smell familiar oh no

oh I'm so sorry oh no me I am so sorry

no I am sorry I'm

sorry whoa I'm sorry excuse me we had

this cart yeah well I had a 24-in waist

you lose things come on get out of my

way I'm sorry you know maybe I wasn't

being clear uh this was our C hey hey

hey there weren't any clothes in in it

hey hey hey hey quit making up rules

let's go come on this

my all right listen mity if you want

this cart you're going to have to take

me with

it did you see that you were incredible

did you see that a brand new woman L

gentl thank you I could not have done

this without you

okay um uh more clothes in the

dryer I'm sorry I'm sure there's some

friendly way to reconcile this um have a

seat first of all we have been

introduced I'm Monica Geller oh my God

you are and you're Rachel Green

yeah louisea gianetti Lincoln high I sat

behind you guys in in Home Room

Lisa oh my God Monica it's Louisa Louisa

from Home Room

yes you have no idea who I am dude no

not at

all well maybe that's because you spent

four years ignoring

me I mean wouldn't it have been so hard

to say morning Louisa or nice overalls

oh I'm I'm so sorry it's not so much you

you were fat you had your own

problems but you what a

what all you know what be that as

it may do you think he'd just help us

out here on that mkey thing you know

just for all time sake go

Bobcats I could but I

won't if I find that monkey he's mine

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has anybody seen my engagement ring yeah

it's

beautiful oh God oh God oh God oh God oh

God oh God oh God no don't don't touch

that oh like I wasn't dreading tomorrow

enough having to give it back to him hi

Barry remember me I'm the girl in The

Veil that stomped on your heart in front

of your entire family

oh God and now I'm going to have to

return the ring without the ring which

makes it so much

harder easy rage we'll find it won't we

oh yeah yeah okay

look all right when did you have it on

last doy probably right before she lost

it you don't get a lot of doy these

days no I had it this morning I know I

had it when I was in the kitchen

with

Dina oh don't be

mad you didn't oh I'm sorry I gave you

one

job oh but look how straight those

noodles

are now Monica you know that's not how

you look for an engagement ring in

lasagna I just can't do

it boys

we're going

in there's nothing to tell it's just

some guy I work with come on you're

going out with the guy there's got to be

something wrong with him so does he have

a hump a hump and a

hairpiece wait does he eat

chalk just cuz I don't want her to go

through what I went through with Carl um

okay everybody relax this is not even a

date it's just two people going out to

dinner and not having sex sounds like a

date to

me all right so I'm back in high school

I'm standing in the middle of the

cafeteria and I realize I am totally

naked

oh then I look down and I realized there

is a

phone

there instead of that's right never had

that all of a sudden the phone starts to

ring and it turns out it's my mother

which is very very weird because she

never calls

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me

hi this guy says hello I want to kill

myself are you okay sweetie I just feel

like someone reached down my throat

grabbed my small intestine pulled it out

of my mouth and tied it around my neck

cookie Carol moved her stuff out today

let me get you some coffee

thanks no oh no no don't stop cleansing

my

aura don't just leave my aura alone

okay I'll be fine all right really

everyone I hope she'll be very happy no

you don't no I don't to hell with her

she left

me and you never knew she was a lesbian

no okay why does everyone keep fixating

on

that she didn't know how should I

know sometimes I wish I was a

lesbian did I say that out

loud all right Ross look you're feeling

a lot of pain right now you're angry

you're hurting can I tell you what the

answer is strip

joins come on you're single have some

hormones see but I don't want to be

single okay I just I just I just want to

be married

again and I just want a million

dollars Rachel oh God Monica hi thank

God I just went to your building and you

weren't there and then this guy with a

big hammer said that you might be here

and you are you are can I get you some

coffee

decaf okay everybody this is Rachel

another leak and high Survivor this this

is everybody this is Chandler and Phoebe

and Joey and you remember my brother

Ross

sure so you want to tell us now or are

we waiting for four wet

bridesmaids so god well it started about

a half hour before the wedding I was in

this room where we were keeping all the

presents and I was looking at this gravy

boat this really gorgeous lamos gravy

boat when all of a sudden sweet and love

I

realized I realized that I was more

turned on by this gravy boat than by

Barry and I got really freaked out and

that's when it hit me how much Barry

looks like Mr Potato

Head you know I mean I always knew he

looked familiar but

but anyway I just had to get out of

there and I started wondering why am I

doing this and who am I doing this

for so anyway I just didn't know where

to go and I know that you and I have

kind of drifted apart but you're the

only person I knew who lived here in the

city who wasn't invited to the wedding

oh I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be

an

issue I need some

milk okay I've got milk

here you

[Laughter]

go

better

no oh I feel so

stupid Oh I think about the other day

with you guys you know and I was all oh

P he's so great he makes me feel

so

God I'm so embarrassed I'm so

embarrassed I'm the one he hit on baby

IED him on you if I had never met him

this would have never happened to you

I'm so sorry I'm sorry no I'm sorry oh

wait oh what are we sorry about I don't

know right he's the pig such a pig oh

God he's such a pig oh he he's like a

big disgusting like a pig

Pigman yes good okay

Pigman oh but he was my

Pigman how did I not see

this oh I

know

because he's gorgeous and he's

charming and when he looks it feel okay

okay the end

oh

God should I not have told you no no

trust me it's it's it's much better that

I

know H I just liked it better before it

was

better

Rachel oh my God

[Applause]

I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild

Kingdom what are you guys doing here

well we were in the city shopping and

your mom said you work here and it's

true look at you in the apron you look

like you're in a

play God look at you you are so big I

can't believe it I know I know I'm a

duplex so what's going on with you well

gu who my dad's making partner in his

firm and while we're on the subject of

news look look I have

elbows hey hey you got a second sure

sure come on in hello sweetheart um what

you what you guys doing here uh we are

here to break up with

you both of you basically we think

you're a horrible human being and bad

things should happen to

you I'm sorry I'm sorry God I am so

sorry I'm an idiot I was weak I I

couldn't help myself whatever I did I

only did because I love you so

much uh which one of us are you talking

to there bear

Mindy Mindy of course Mindy it was

always

Mindy even when we were having sex in

that chair I swear look whatever I was

doing I was always thinking of you oh

please during that second time you

couldn't have picked her out of a lineup

you did it twice well first time didn't

really count I you know it was

buried if anything else opens up pleas

hello

hello sorry

rage where were we oh okay five card

draw uh Jacks Are Better nothing wild

everybody atie look rage we don't have

to do this yes we

do all right check check I'm in for 50

cents call I'm

in I see your

50s and I raise

you

$5 I thought uh it was a 50 Cent limit

well I just lost a job and I'd like to

raise the bed five bucks does anybody

have a problem with that

not at all hold it right up hey Jack

look at the window there's my name hi

me I remember the day I got my first

paycheck there was a cave in in one of

the mines and eight people were

killed wow you worked in a mine I worked

in a Dairy Queen

why God isn't this exciting I earned

this I wiped tables for it I steamed

milk for it and it was

totally not worth

it who's F why is he getting all my

money I mean what Chandler look at

that oh this is not that bad oh you're

fine yeah for first job you can totally

totally live on this oh yeah yeah hey by

the way great service to

something grape sure that would be good

all

right the uh the neighbors must be

vacuuming well as long as we're uh here

and

uh not on the subject

um I was thinking about

uh how mad we got at each other

before and

um I was thinking maybe it was partially

because of how we um Rachel Mary I can't

I can't do it I can't marry

Mindy I think I'm still in love with you

we have got to start locking that

door how's it going right don't stare

okay she just finished throwing his

clothes off the balcony now there's just

a lot of gesturing and arm waving okay

that is either how could you or enormous

breasts here he comes

uh I am uh to say goodbye okay

bye-bye

follow I really hate you for what you

did to Rachel but I still have five of

these so heated at 375 until the cheese

bubbles H way I just want to tell you

and I I think I'd speak for everyone

when I

say hey hey hey oh how It Go um not so

good he walked me to the subway and said

we should do this

again what you said we should do it

again that's good right uh no Loosely

translated we should do this again means

you will never see me

naked since when since always it's like

dating language you know like it's not

you mean

it is you or you're such a nice guy

means I'm going to be dating leather

wearing alcoholics and complaining about

them to

you or or you know um I think we should

see other people means I already

am and everybody knows this oh yeah

cushions the blow yeah it's like when

you're a kid and your parents put your

dog to sleep and they tell you it went

off to live on some Farm that's funny

that no because uh our parents actually

did uh send our dog off to live on a

farm

uh

Ross what hello The Milner Farm in

Connecticut the milers they had this

unbelievable farm that they horses and

then rabbits that he could Chase and

it oh my God cheat ch

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
ridiculous /rɪˈdɪk.jʊ.ləs/ B2	adjective - laughable; absurd.
relatively /ˈrel.ə.tɪv.li/ B1	adverb - to a degree; somewhat.
privacy /ˈpraɪ.və.si/ B1	noun - the state of being free from public attention.
matter /ˈmæt.ər/ A2	noun - a situation or subject under consideration.
relatively /ˈrel.ə.tɪv.li/ B1	adverb - to a degree; somewhat.
weave /wiːv/ B1	noun - a way of constructing fabric by interlacing threads.
areas /ˈeə.ri.əz/ A2	noun - a region or part of something.
Chandler /ˈtʃænd.lər/ B1	noun - a male given name.
tracks /træks/ A2	noun - a path or route followed by something.
booby /ˈbuː.bi/ B2	noun - a woman's breast (informal).
payback /ˈpeɪ.bæk/ B1	noun - retribution for a wrong suffered.
hell /hel/ B1	noun - a place of torment.
decaf /ˈdiː.kæf/ B1	noun - decaffeinated coffee.
latte /ˈlæt.eɪ/ A2	noun - a coffee drink made with espresso and steamed milk.
excellent /ˈek.səl.ənt/ B1	adjective - extremely good.
exploded /ɪkˈsploʊ.dɪd/ B1	verb - to burst or shatter violently.
cab /kæb/ A2	noun - a taxi.
tackles /ˈtæk.əl/ B1	verb - to aggressively try to stop someone by physical force.