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[English]

who are they the uh blonde is my exwife

and the woman touching her is her close

personal

friend I mean they're lovers you want to

put a label on

it wow uh anything else I should know

nope nope that that's

it oh and she's pregnant with my

baby I always forget that

F

[Laughter]

hello oh I miss you

already can you believe this happen no

no and yet it did

goodbye Janice Kiss

Me Oh Chandler

sorry oh Chandler

sorry hey Janice I'm Monica okay well

this was very

special great G see who's out

here what's going oh my God Janice hi

Janice is going to go away now

[Laughter]

I'll be right back

oh Joey look who it is

whoa oh good Joey's home now this is so

much fun this is like a reunion in the

hall oh hi Ross yeah there's someone I

want you to say hi

to he just happened to call I love r yes

that's right it's me how did you

know sorry about

that so what have you been up to oh not

much I I got a job oh that's

great why why are you so

tan oh I

uh I went to

Aruba oh no you went on our honeymoon

alone no

I went with

uh now this may hurt me

no I went with Mindy

Mindy my M of Honor Mindy yeah we're a

kind of a thing

now

well you got plugs careful careful they

haven't quite taken yet and you got

lenses you hate sticking your finger in

your

eye not for

her listen I I really wanted to thank

you

okay see about a month ago I wanted to

hurt you more than I've ever wanted to

hurt anyone in my life and I'm an

orthodontist you know you were right I

thought we were happy

we weren't

happy but with

Mindy now I'm

happy spit what

me anyway

um I guess uh I guess this belongs to

you and thank you for giving it to

me well thank you for giving it back

hello hey has anyone seen my shirt it's

a button down like a a faded salmon

color you mean your pink

shirt faded salmon color no I haven't

seen your pink

shirt great great then I must have left

it at Monas I knew it I'm sure you can

get another one at an

Taylor that's my favorite shirt okay I

love that shirt we'll just ask Mona to

give it back I don't know I mean I I

guess I could it's just we didn't really

end things on such good terms and if I

went over there I'd be ignoring the one

thing she asked me to do when we broke

up jump up my own ass and

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die Mona

okay if I were a salmon shirt where

would I

be I am so sorry I filled wine all over

your shirt oh it's okay no it's still

wet you know what let me get it out

before it sets oh I have something you

could

wear here

oh I don't know if I want to wear a

woman's

shirt no no that that's a man's shirt

awfully

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pink

o oh

oh my God Ross

hello Ros what are you doing not

touching myself if that makes anyone

less

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uncomfortable item J

437a color Winterberry

hi um listen come here come I I'm so so

sorry about yesterday I I'm really

really sorry it's just I listen Ross you

you don't have to apologize I I

understand why you were there you do

yeah you still have feelings for me and

and to be honest I I still have feelings

for you too and I wish we could work it

out Ross but we can't it's too

complicated with you and Rachel and the

baby I I

just it just wasn't meant to

be oh God you're

right Ross we we have to be

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strong okay I'm I'm going to

go can

I to Remember You

no we're great together you know you

can't deny

it and besid you're carrying my baby I

mean how how perfect is that now see you

know you keep saying that but there's

something right here I love

you oh I love you

too but no butt no

butt you know that thing we put over

here with a pin in

it it's time to take the pin

out yeah I'll find someone I know you

will the right woman is just waiting for

you it's easy for you to say you found

one

already would you relax that was 10

blocks from here and the the woman was

walking alone at night I would never do

that Mom come on stop

worrying this is a safe Street this is a

safe building there's

nothing I got to go I got to go I got to

go

okay that's fine you just read the

paper I'm going to get a

pot it's not for you

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okay that's

fine read the Family

Circus enjoy the gentle

comedy oh my God oh my oh my oh oh my oh

[Laughter]

it's open you

guys hi hey hey can I help you yeah I'm

looking for Phoebe does she still live

here uh no she doesn't but I can I can

get a message to her great uh just tell

her her husband stopped by her

what hey how how did you do

that it was just so nice to see him

again you know it was it was comfortable

and it was familiar and it was just nice

that's that's nice

twice Rachel what what's going on I mean

isn't this the same Barry who you left

at the altar duh Where Have You

Been yeah but it was different with him

today I mean and he wasn't like

orthodontist guy you know I mean we had

fun is there anything wrong with that

yes why I have my

reasons okay how about the fact that

he's engaged to another woman who just

happens to be your ex-best friend all

right all right all right all right all

right I know it's stupid I'll go see him

this afternoon and I will just put an

end to it

wow

wow yeah I'm not crazy right I mean it

was never like

that no it

wasn't so nice having a little s here

what's wrong with Helen Helen

Geller I don't think so hello it's not

going to be Helen Geller thank you no I

mean it's not Geller what it's going to

be Helen willick no actually um we

talked about Helen willick

Bunch well wait a minute what why is she

in the title because it's my baby too

it's really um I don't remember you

making any sperm

yeah we all know what a challenge that

is all right you two stop it no no no if

she gets a credit hey I'm in there too

pause you're not actually suggesting

Helen willick Bunch Geller cuz I think

that borders on child abuse of course

not I'm suggesting Galler Wick Bunch oh

my God you still have the chipper the

what that's what we used to call your uh

your motorcycle in high school you know

what a motorcycle is a chopper your chip

never

mind I think it's

cute wow Lipper from the

chipper so you still in touch with

anyone from high school um there's

Rachel and um that's it how about you oh

yeah I still hang with Simmons and Zanna

yeah and I see spinler a lot and aine

Kelly and I run into Goldie from time to

time stick Brown zov Maguire JT

Beardsley is that all H you know After

High School you just kind of lose

touch oh yeah I ran into Richard Dorfman

oh how is he not so good me and Simmons

gave him a

wedgie isn't he an architect now yeah

they still wear

underwear something grape sure that

would be good all right

oh the uh the neighbors must be

vacuuming well as long as we're uh here

and

uh not on the subject

um I was thinking about

uh how mad we got at each other

before and

um I was thinking maybe it was partially

because of how we U Rachel Mary I can't

I can't do it I can't marry

Mindy I think I'm still in love with

you we have got to start locking that

door hi

oh hey hi I guess you guys heard Rachel

dumped me yeah I'm sorry man all all she

said was that I remind her too much of

somebody you have any idea who she's

talking

about oh I do it's it's Bob

Saget she hates

him hey hey hey how are you doing oh oh

I don't know I mean it's definitely

weird not being with Ross but I guess

I'm doing okay actually I've got some of

his stuff that he

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um hey hey got a second sure sure come

on in hello sweetheart um what you what

you guys doing here uh we are here to

break up with

you both of you

basically we think you're a horrible

human being and bad things should happen

to

you I'm sorry I'm sorry God I am so

sorry I'm an idiot I was weak I I

couldn't help myself whatever I did I

only did because I love you so

much uh which one of us are you talking

to there

bear Mindy Mindy of course Mindy it was

always

Mindy even when we were having sex in

that chair look I swear look whatever I

was doing I was always thinking of you

oh please during that second time you

couldn't have picked her out of a lineup

you did it twice well first time didn't

really count I you know it was

buried hi it's me oh my

God Janice you called

Janice yes Janice why is that so

difficult for you to comprehend you

remember Janice

right yes she was smart she was pretty

and she honestly cared about me Janice

is my last chance to have

somebody

hello oh my

God jeez look how fat she

got hey it's everybody

Janice you're yes I

am is it is it yours huh You Wish

Chandler

Bing you are looking at a married lady

now

yeah

congratulations oh sweetie I'm sorry you

couldn't have told me about this over

the phone and what miss the expression

on your face oh no Jan likes to have her

fun morning hey hey do you guys think

you could uh close your eyes for just a

sec oh no no no I'm not falling for that

again what's going on well I I sort of

did a stupid thing last night what

stupid thing did you

do okay Pao why don't you just go get

dressed and you be on your way okay

byebye Rachel how did this happen I

don't know I just kind of ran into him

last night where at his apartment is

this

juice whoa whoa and the fact that you

dumped him cuz he hit on Phoebe oh God I

know I'm pathetic I'm a

loser honey you're not pathetic you're

just you're sad yeah I mean people do

stupid things when they're upset my God

if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I

hadn't

oh my God you have to go

why because Chandler's still has

feelings for

you he does say

again that's right that's right and that

is why you can't stay here tonight and

probably why you shouldn't come to the

wedding feeling such strong feelings

I mean I realize that his feelings may

never completely go

away but you

can oh my God I understand I'm so sorry

I'll

go goodbye

Monica I wish you a lifetime of

happiness with

him

Chandler you call me when this goes in

the

pooper I got a double check for tickets

tonight who who got what I have one I

need two I'm bringing Pete my

boyfriend I have a boyfriend

now two it is Russ how about

you uh yeah I uh I also need two really

who's number two who's number two one of

the more difficult games sewer workers

play

uh no it's it's just this person like a

date type person yeah kind of that's

this woman from work I hope that won't

be too weird will it

rage no no not at all not no I was

actually going to bring someone myself

so but you said one take

it I meant me plus one okay did uh you

guys mean you plus one

all right I'll see you tonight okay okay

byebye bye

byebye okay I need a

date hey rage you know what I think I

think I know what'll make you feel

better how about you make a list about

me what forget it Ross no I'm not going

to stand here and make a list of okay

you're whiny you are you're obsessive

you are insecure you're you're gutless

you know you don't ever you don't just

sort of seize the day you know you like

me me for what a year and you didn't do

anything about it and uh oh you wear too

much of that gel in your

hair see there you uh all right you did

what I

said yeah and you know what you're right

I do feel better thank you Ross the

worst thing that can happen on

anniversary ever oh good all right you

decided to tell about the Richard

thing what what Richard think oh

no what Richard think Simmons go with

Simmons okay I um I ran into Richard

yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to

go for a bite and I did and the only

reason why I didn't tell you is because

I I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want

to spoil our

anniversary I'm not mad

really oh yeah yeah so you you bumped in

a Richard you grabbed a

bite don't big

deal

great okay London

won what

hi well what are you doing here I'm I'm

supposed to pick you up change of plans

I made you a special Valentin Val's

dinner

surprise oh hey Mona hi hi hi

Rachel what's she doing

here I have no

idea um I'll be watching TV if anybody

needs

me seriously what is she doing uh you

know lately she just likes hanging out

here why I think she's

lonely okay but it's Valentine St can't

we just ask her to go well no no she's

way too emotional and by emotional I

mean

czy I'm not here that's just my Chinese

food oh my God she has food delivered

here mhm yes she's she's emotional but

but

ballsy you know what I'm going to do I'm

going to get my sweats and eat this in

bed

and you thought you was going to be in

our

way so okay why don't you uh open the

champagne and I will be right back I've

got a surprise for you you got another

ex-wife back

there please start

drinking hello hey where the hell have

you been hey I spent the night out I met

this cute bridesmaid she is so I I don't

want to hear about her a fees you know

you're still my number one

girl no no we have an emergency okay

Rachel's coming to London oh

great it's not great no she's coming to

tell Ross that she loves him but he

loves Emily I know

that you have to stop her she's going to

ruin the wedding

okay okay so that I've done my part okay

it's your responsibility now the burden

is off me right right so tell me about

this

girl hey have you seen Monica I'm not

seeing

Monica what

what look we we got to find her Phoebe

just called Rachel's coming to tell Ross

she loves him oh my God I know that's

why we got to find Monica do you know

where she is no okay what was the third

degree why don't just shine a light my

eye

I have a weird feeling about this place

I and how do I know they're not going to

secretly videotape me and put it all

over the

Internet because honey and I I mean this

in the sweetest way possible nobody's

going to want to watch

that Mr Bing here you are you'll go into

that room and deposit your specimen into

the Container deposit my specimen you

know I usually have to call a 900 number

for that kind of talk

thanks got

it all right honey my tests are down the

hall sure you're going to be okay yeah I

guess look I know this is embarrassing

but nobody cares no one here even knows

you oh my

[Applause]

god oh come on

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[Applause]

[Laughter]

how great is this yeah we're probably

fertile let's go

home why are you here well Sid and I are

trying again and we had trouble last

time because apparently we no no I mean

why why is she

here oh someone's a little cranky today

cuz they have to do it in a cup H oh

they gave you the kitty size

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what this was fun but I've got an

invasive vaginal exam to get

to I'd love to stay but I've uh got a

hot date please go just let me know if

you need a

hand I think it just fell off

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
pregnant ˈprɛŋɡrənt B2	adjective - carrying a developing fetus inside the womb
orthodontist ˌɔːrθəˈdɒntɪst C1	noun - a dentist who specializes in straightening teeth
complicated ˈkɒmplɪkeɪtɪd B2	adjective - involving many interrelated parts; difficult to understand
anniversary ˌænɪˈvɜːrsəri B2	noun - the yearly recurrence of a date marking a past event
ex‑wife ˌɛks ˈwaɪf B2	noun - a former wife
embarrassing ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ B2	adjective - causing a feeling of self‑conscious discomfort
fertile ˈfɜːrtaɪl B2	adjective - capable of producing offspring or abundant growth
invasive ɪnˈveɪsɪv C1	adjective - tending to spread aggressively; intrusively entering
vaginal ˈveɪdʒaɪnəl C1	adjective - relating to the vagina
specimen ˈspɛsɪmən C1	noun - an individual item or sample for analysis or display
deposit dɪˈpɒzɪt B2	verb - to place or store something for safekeeping noun - a sum of money placed as security
cranky ˈkræŋki B1	adjective - easily irritated or bad-tempered
sensitive ˈsɛnsɪtɪv B2	adjective - easily affected or responsive to stimuli
horrible ˈhɒrɪbəl B1	adjective - causing horror; extremely unpleasant
lonely ˈloʊnli B1	adjective - feeling sad because one is alone
reunion ˌriːˈjuːniən B1	noun - an occasion when people who have been apart meet again

Key Grammar Structures

• who are they the uh blonde is my exwife and the woman touching her is her close personal friend

  ➔ Relative Pronouns (who, that)

  ➔ The relative pronoun "who" is used to refer to people, connecting clauses and providing additional information.

• I mean they're lovers you want to put a label on it

  ➔ Contractions (they're, want to)

  ➔ "They're" is a contraction of "they are," and "want to" is a common contraction used in informal speech.

• nope nope that that's it oh and she's pregnant with my baby

  ➔ Present Continuous Tense (she's pregnant)

  ➔ The present continuous tense is used to describe an action happening now or around now, like "she's pregnant."

• I always forget that

  ➔ Emphasis with "that"

  ➔ The word "that" is used here to emphasize the statement, adding extra force to the sentence.

• hello oh I miss you already

  ➔ Adverbs of Time (already)

  ➔ The adverb "already" indicates that something has happened sooner than expected.

• can you believe this happen no no and yet it did

  ➔ Inversion in Questions (can you believe)

  ➔ In questions, the auxiliary verb "can" is placed before the subject "you" for emphasis or formality.

• goodbye Janice Kiss Me Oh Chandler

  ➔ Vocative Case (Janice, Chandler)

  ➔ The names "Janice" and "Chandler" are used in the vocative case to address them directly.

• I'm sure you can get another one at an Taylor

  ➔ Modal Verb (can)

  ➔ The modal verb "can" is used to express ability or possibility.