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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

everybody sh uh Central Perk is proud to

present the music of Miss Phoebe

bouet thanks hi um I want to start with

a song that's about that moment when you

suddenly realize what life is really all

about okay here we

[Music]

go okay thank you very much New York

City has no power and the milk is

getting sour but to me it is not scary

cuz I stay away from

dairy you know what I just

realized Joker is poker with a

J

coincidence hey that's that's Joe in

with a

c my tin foil hat no cuz you need that

no it's okay thanks please let me do

something okay all right I'll tell you

what you buy me a soda and then we're

[Music]

evening keep the

change thanks Lizzy sure you don't want

a pretzel no I'm fine thanks see you

huh a

thumb I know I know I opened it up and

there it was just floating in there like

this tiny little

hitchhiker well maybe it's a contest you

know like collect all five we end up

with these jerks we're good people I

don't know we're like some kind of

magnets I know I am that's why I can't

wear a digital

watch there's more beer

right oh you know my friend Abby who

shaves her

head she says that if you want to break

the bad boyfriend cycle you can do like

a cleansing

ritual fees this woman is voluntarily

bald

yeah so we can do it tomorrow night you

guys it's Valentine's Day it's perfect

okay well what kind of ritual okay we

can um we can burn the stuff they gave

us

or or or We Can chant and dance around

naked you know with

sticks burning is good burning is good

yeah I just St a burd okay so now we

need um Sage branches and the

sacramental

wine all I had is is oregano and a fresa

um that's okay

okay

okay all right now we need the seen of a

rightous

man okay phibes you know what if we had

that we wouldn't be doing the ritual in

the first

place can we just start throwing things

in um yeah okay oh okay

um okay Barry's letters

Adam Ritter's boxer

shorts and I have the receipt for my

dinner with

nulu here a picture of Scotty Jared

naked is wearing a sweater no e

[Applause]

e okay and here we have the last of

Paulo's graa wait Rachel isn't that

almost pure

what do we got

there piece of silk boxer shorts some

greeing

cards looks like a half charred picture

of wow that guy's hairer than the

[Laughter]

chief you know it's a really funny story

how this happened it's all right it's

all right you don't have to explain this

isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that

we've seen get out of control

if you're our third call tonight really

oh sure Valentine's our busiest night of

the

year but we get off around midnight why

don't we pick you up then okay

great so um will you bring the

truck I'll even let you ring the

bell see you later

bye

later see you oh my God

see there you go the cleansing Works

you're right you're a nice guy oh they

fireman

[Music]

guy you guys tell them you were married

no way you're kidding my girlfriend

doesn't know I'm not going to tell them

Chandler's coming and he says he has

like this incredible news so when he

gets here let's all act like you know

hey hey okay never mind but it was going

to be really

good what's going on

all right what' you do with

them you're awake look at you how do how

do you feel uh a little woozy but

basically okay gosh you look good I feel

good who are you sorry I'm Phoebe bufet

I'm Monica Geller I've been taken care

of you well we both have so the edge of

sketch is from you guys well actually

it's just from me yeah I got you the

foot massager you know who shaved you

that was me I read to you I sang

ha well thanks oh my pleasure you're

welcome so I guess I'll see you

around what that's

it see you around well what do you want

me to say well I don't know maybe um

that was nice admit something to

me I'll call you

all right I'll call you I don't think

you mean

that this is so

typical you know we give and we give and

we give and then you just get nothing

back and then one day it's just you know

you wake up and see

around let's go

phoei you know what we thought you were

different but I guess it was just the

coma oh God you should have seen him

read him and wait and then he

did well now how come you guys have

never played poker with us yeah what is

that like some kind of guy thing like

some kind of sexist guy thing like it's

poker so only guys can play no women are

welcome to play oh okay so then what is

it some kind of you know like like some

kind of you know like all what is it

there just don't happen to be any women

in our game yeah we just don't happen to

know any women that know how to play

poker oh pleas that is such a lame

excuse I mean it's it's a typical guy

response excuse me do any of you know

how to play

no

huh wow it's huge so much bigger than

the

cubicle oh this is a

cube look at this

oh you have a

window yes indeedy with a beautiful view

of oh look that guy's

peeing okay that's enough for the view

all right check this out look at this

okay sit down here sit okay okay this is

great this is

great Helen could you come in here for a

moment

thank you Helen that'll be

all last time I do that I

promise I need some

milk okay I've got

milk here you go

[Laughter]

better

no oh I feel so

stupid Oh I think about the other day

with you guys you know and I was all oh

P he's so great he makes me feel

so

God I'm so embarrassed I'm so

embarrassed I'm the one he hit on baby

IED him on you if I had never met him

this would have never happened to you

I'm so sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry oh wait

oh what are we sorry about I don't know

right he's the pig such a pig oh God

he's such a pig he he's like a big

disgusting pig pig man yes good okay

P oh but it was my pig man

how did I not see

this oh I

know

because he's gorgeous and he's

charming and when he looks at okay okay

the

end oh

God should I not have told you no no

trust me it's it's it's my much better

that I

know I just liked it better before it

was

[Music]

better hi guys hey b hey hey oh oh how'

It Go um not so good he walked me to the

subway and said we should do this

again what you said we should do it

again that's good right uh no Loosely

translated we should do this again means

you will never see me

naked since when since always it's like

dating language you know like it's not

you means it is you or you're such a

nice guy means I'm going to be dating

leather wearing alcoholics and

complaining about them to

you or or you know um I think we should

see other people means I already am hey

fees guess who we saw today oh oh fun

okay um Liam n no Marley safer no the

woman who cuts my hair okay look this

could be a really long game your sister

Ursula oh really yeah yeah she works

over at that place uh riffs yeah I know

oh you do because she said you guys

haven't talked in like years mhm

yeah so um is she

fat not from where I was

standing where were you

standing um phebs so you you guys just

don't get along it's mostly just dumb

sister stuff you know I mean like

everyone always thought of her as the

pretty one you know

and oh oh she was the first one to start

walking even though I did it later that

same

day I'm so sorry you guys I didn't mean

to bring you down no you were

right I don't have a

plan pizza guy thank

God pH what do you have a plan I don't

even have a

PL hey hey how was the first day oh

excellent everyone was so so nice see it

pays to know the man who wears my

shoes me

no I didn't tell anybody that I knew you

why not well because you

know they don't like

you what I thought you'd knew that

nuh-uh who doesn't like me

everyone except for um no

everyone what are you talking about

don't feel bad bad you know they used to

like you a lot but then you got promoted

and you know now you're all like Mr Boss

Man you know Mr Bing Mr Bing boss man

Bing I can't believe it yeah yeah they

even do

you they do

me you know like um okay um could that

report be any later

I don't sound like that oh oh yeah you

do the hills are alive with the

sound of

music looks like she didn't leave in

such a hurry after all oh I think this

is the episode of Three's Company where

there's some kind of

misunderstanding then I've already seen

this

one are you through with that

yeah sorry the swallowing slowed me

down whose little ball of paper is this

oh that would be mine see uh I wrote a

note to myself and then I realized I

didn't need the note so I balded it up

and now I wish I was

dead she already fluff that pillow

Monica you know you already fuff but

it's

fine look I'm sorry guys I just don't

want to give them any more ammunition

than they already have yes and we all

know how cruel a parent can be about the

flatness of a child's pillow

Monica hi

um Monica um you're scaring

me I mean you're like you're like all

chaotic and twirly you know and not not

in a good

[Music]

way Ben you ready yeah all right give me

your foot okay on three Ben one two

three come on man okay that's it okay

okay what are you

see well Susan I see to be a dark

vent wait yes it is in fact a dark

vent phes it's open it's

open wait you forgot your legs

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
realize /ˈriəlaɪz/ B1	verb - to become aware of something
sour /ˈsaʊər/ A2	adjective - having an acidic taste
scary /ˈskɛri/ A2	adjective - causing fear
dairy /ˈdɛri/ A1	noun - food made from milk
coincidence /ˌkoʊɪnˈsɪdəns/ B1	noun - a surprising occurrence of events without connection
ritual /ˈrɪtʃuəl/ B1	noun - a ceremonial act or series of actions
cleansing /ˈklɛnzɪŋ/ B1	adjective - purifying or cleaning
sacramental /ˌsækərˈmɛntəl/ C1	adjective - relating to a sacrament
righteous /ˈrɪtʃəs/ B2	adjective - morally right or justifiable
hitchhiker /ˈhɪtʃˌhaɪkər/ B1	noun - a person who travels by getting free rides
magnets /ˈmæɡnɪts/ A2	noun - objects that attract certain metals
chant /tʃænt/ B1	verb - to sing or recite something in a monotonous tone
Valentine's /ˌvælənˈtaɪnz/ A2	noun - Valentine's Day
fireman /ˈfaɪərmən/ A1	noun - a person who extinguishes fires
coma /ˈkoʊmə/ B1	noun - a state of deep unconsciousness
sketch /skɛtʃ/ B1	noun - a rough drawing
typical /ˈtɪpɪkəl/ B1	adjective - showing the characteristics of a particular type
chaotic /kəˈɒtɪk/ B2	adjective - completely disordered and confusing

Key Grammar Structures

• I want to start with a song that's about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is really all about.

  ➔ Present simple with 's' for third person singular ('that's') and relative clause ('that's about that moment').

  ➔ The contraction 'that's' is the present simple form of 'that is', and the clause 'that's about that moment' provides more information about the song.

• New York City has no power and the milk is getting sour but to me it is not scary cuz I stay away from dairy.

  ➔ Present continuous ('is getting sour') and contrastive conjunction ('but').

  ➔ The present continuous 'is getting sour' describes an ongoing action, and 'but' contrasts the two ideas.

• You know what I just realized Joker is poker with a J.

  ➔ Past simple ('realized') and emphasis with 'do' ('I just realized').

  ➔ The past simple 'realized' indicates a completed action, and 'I just realized' emphasizes the recent discovery.

• We can burn the stuff they gave us or or We Can chant and dance around naked you know with sticks.

  ➔ Modal verb for suggestion ('can') and coordination of ideas ('or').

  ➔ The modal verb 'can' is used to suggest possibilities, and 'or' connects alternative ideas.

• Okay so now we need the seen of a rightous man.

  ➔ Misspelled word ('seen' instead of 'sign') and article usage ('a').

  ➔ The word 'seen' is misspelled; it should be 'sign'. The article 'a' is used before a singular noun.