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what a great dinner yeah and uh hey

thanks again for letting me have that

last piece of cake at the

restaurant you're welcome again I'm

going to go make some coffee can I get

you anything uh do you have any

cake so this is going pretty good dinner

was nice got a lot in common oo Victoria

Secret huh we even like the same books

who there's a scary

painting wait a minute I think I've been

scared by that painting

before you know what this whole place

looks familiar I have definitely been in

this apartment I know I've seen this

weird plant before ow it did that the

last

time oh my god I've gone out with this

girl before yeah we had sex on this

couch and on that chair and no no we

didn't do it here which is weird because

it seems like a perfectly good place oh

that's

why so it was really a shock after 25

years of marriage my parents a perfect

couple getting divorced I kind of took

it the hardest cuz I was the youngest

mhm mhm sure yeah how can you not

remember

me what how could you not remember that

we slept together what when I don't know

I really really think I would remember

sleeping with you come on come on search

your brain all right it was a certain

amount of time ago okay I was here you

were here we had sex here here here not

there anything no it's not ringing any

bells my God

woman how many people do you have to

have been with not to remember any of

this hey Haley we really got to fix that

door knob

Joey

oh I slept with

you and you obviously remember me hey I

still got it so we're

good I'll let myself out you will all be

pleased to know that I have a date

tomorrow

night this woman Allison from work she

is great she's pretty she's smart and uh

I've been holding off asking her out in

the past because she has a a

uh unusually large

head but I'm not going to let that stuff

hang me up

anymore look at me I'm

[Applause]

growing oh my major was totally useless

I mean how often do you look in the

classifi and see philosopher wanted

sure my God that's a big

head it didn't look this big in the

office maybe it's the lighting

my head must look like a golf ball at

work all right don't get hung up on it

quick quick list five things you like

about her nice smile good dresser big

head big head big head wow everything

looks so good I think I'm going to have

the

chicken I I just have to say this you're

really beautiful oh well that's that's

very sweet thank

you I'm kind of funny

looking what well I mean come on you're

way out of my league everybody in here

knows

it that that guy over there's probably

saying oo I shout with him he must be

rich well I'm

not so what do you think you're want to

order I'm real excited about that

chicken I'm not funny either

so if you were thinking well he's not

that goodlooking but maybe we'll have

some laughs that ain't going to

happen well come on Steve let's not rule

out nervous

laughter hey now wait a minute Phoebe

told me that uh that you owned your own

restaurant that's impressive I lost it

to drugs

[Laughter]

I silk screen t-shirts now really what's

that

like it's really filling doing something

you hate for no

money that's right I have no money I'm

not funny I live in a studio apartment

with two other

guys and I'm pretty

sure I'm infertile

now come on come on Steve there must be

something that you like about

yourself I do like my

hair

really I can't believe I'm crying in

front of you you must think I'm so

pathetic no no no I admire a man who can

cry really don't touch my coat

oh sorry that's my

phone hello hey hey ra how's it going oh

my God this is the worst date

ever oh come on look you know what I'm

sorry but did you really think that this

was going

well who are they the blonde is my

exwife and the woman touching her is her

close personal

friend you need their lovers if you want

to put a label

on

Wow anything else I should know nope

nope that that's

it oh and she's pregnant with my

baby I always forget that f

hello we are oh my God you still have

the chipper the what that's what we used

to call your uh your motorcycle in high

school you know what a motorcycle is a

chopper your

chip never mind H I think it's

cute wow Li from the

chipper so you still in touch with

anyone from high school um there's

Rachel and um and that's it how about

you oh yeah I still hang with Simmons

and Z you know and I see spinler a lot

and aine Kelly and I run into Goldie

from time to time stick Brown zov

Maguire JT

Beardsley is that all H you know After

High School you just kind of lose touch

oh yeah I ran into Richard Dorfman oh

how is he not so good me and Simmons

gave him a

wedgie isn't he an architect now yeah

they still wear

underwear Joey um you look familiar are

uh are you on TV or something well Joey

doesn't like to talk about it but he's

one of the stars of Days of Our

Lives that's right that's right don't

you play a woman

a woman in a man's

body much

better so you know Ross it's funny cuz

you look familiar to me too have you

ever been

married well yes yes I have in fact um

just the other day Krist and I were

talking about how I've been married and

how I have a son yeah little Eric that's

right wait no

Ben so you just been married the one

time

then well um you've been married

twice

yes

and another time after

that boy I'm getting

hungry uh hey Joey have you ever been so

hungry on a date that when the girl goes

to the bathroom you eat some of her food

you said the waiter ate my crab

cake yeah so uh Ross that now why did

that first marriage break up

hm was it because the woman was straight

or because she was a

lesbian do you two know each other no no

no just seems like Ross is the kind of

guy who would marry a woman on the verge

of being a lesbian and then push her

over the

ash oh hi hi hi yeah this is the guy I

was telling you about yeah yeah and

believe me this suit does not do justice

to what's underneath

it okay but be can I'm just sort of in

the middle of something oh okay yeah

that's okay have a

seat you can't do that maybe I should go

you just sit down we're

winning okay you know what maybe I

should go have a seat you have a seat

Rachel Rachel you haven't touched ot's

hair it's the softest hair touch it I'm

good Rachel Patrick is really rich give

her some

money you know what Phoebe this isn't

really worth the free massage that's

right Patrick bye-bye Ela is much more

cooperative and he can dance you dance

for

Rachel no no no don't dance for me

please don't what's the matter with you

guys okay let's talk it out

I am I the only one that this is

embarrassing for I'm a little

embarrassed

sh I'll tell you who should be

embarrassed it's you guys come on this

is ridiculous thank you very much but I

do not need you to give me a date then

why did she ask us to have I am still

talking and then you chase away the one

guy that I actually liked I mean no

offense to you guys really I mean

congratulations son all the

cash and and you know you really well

you do have very soft hair but I would

much rather go to the ball all by myself

than go through any more of this

goodbye now do you use some sort of

special conditioner on that

hair yes papaya extract thank

you when they yelled cut and we didn't

get to kiss I was really really

disappointed and I

just I just really wanted to kiss you

really in the moment I I really wanted

to kiss you too in the moment in the

moment yeah but only moment

yeah so do you

uh want to kiss

again sure New Year Eve is only two

weeks

away can you wait

no me

neither

3 2 Joe you don't have to count down

every time we kiss oh

okay except that I

sort of felt like I needed a couple

seconds to get

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ready will take a cup of

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kind do you not want to be seen with me

well no of course of course I do are

they

gone uh no they're still here but I

think I'm about to leave what no no wait

what you're right this is stupid who

cares what people think I mean we we

like each other right there's nothing

wrong with

that come

on Bert Lydia

Mel this is Elizabeth hi aren't you in

my popular culture class that's right

Lydia Elizabeth here is a student and uh

we're dating and you may frown upon that

but we're not going to hide it

anymore you are so

fired what they're going to fire you you

can't date a student it's against the

rules really it's not just frowned upon

we're starting with

oysters you know what they say about

oysters don't

you they have

parasites no

um well some people say that oysters are

an

aphrodesiac what people people people

say

it come

here so oysters

huh and then we're going to have a

little um Middle Eastern couscous

something we can eat with our

hands you know it's funny when we were

studying communicable diseases no no no

no no

it's sensual oh didn't know okay

okay oh

no I'm sorry sweetie it's the hospital

the food looks great maybe save me some

I can't promise

anything both wanted

to

interesting

anyway um probably worked out for the

best

yeah sure okay in about 10 seconds

you're going to see him kiss me and in

about 5 Seconds you're going to see

why Ross did I ever tell you about the

time that I went backpacking through

Western

[Laughter]

Europe okay get ready to see some

begging oh you came on to

Ross what now I'm so

happy what are you talking about you use

the Europe story that's the magic story

you use when you want to have

sex how do you know about that story how

do you know about that

story I heard it from my friend Irene

who heard it from some guy some guy

no no she told me that his name was Ken

Adams Ken

Adams hi Sandy Sandy hi come on

in you brought your kids yeah that's

okay right

you know when I saw you at the store

last week it was probably the first time

I ever mentally undressed an

elf wow that's uh

dirty

yeah hey

kids Monica I'm quitting I just helped

an 81-year-old woman put on a thong and

she didn't even buy it

I'm telling you I'm quitting that's it

I'm talking to my boss right now yes I

am yes I am yes I am yes I am yes I am

yes I am okay bye call me when you get

this

message oh Mr walam I uh really need to

talk to you in a moment please I'm in

the middle of a task and you have a

customer hi hi I'm Joshua hi I'm Rachel

Green what can I do for you

Joshua well uh I need a whole new

wardrobe my wife well my exwife oh I'm

so

sorry anyway she burned all of my

clothes so I got away with two things

this suit were turned out to be a uh

skirt well at least that's a great suit

yeah but it wasn't much fun dropping off

of the dry cleaners in the

skirt so I need everything down to

underwear so if you're willing I'm uh

I'm all yours

okay Rachel you needed to speak to me no

no that wasn't

me well we should get started let me

show you my

underwear the selection of underwear

that we

carry oh I'm sorry it's this way it's

this way it's this way yeah

sorry would you like to go to a

basketball game with

you know it's funny basketball because I

happen to have tickets

to

um who likes the

Nick what do you think oh well as a

single woman who is

available I think you look great huh

yeah yep oh yeah you look great

oh yeah yeah this looks

great um so you like it I do I do I love

it in fact I I think I'm going to wear

it home great all right well thank you

so much for all your help sure well I

guess uh I guess this is

it thanks maybe I'll see you in the

spring you know with the uh for the

bathing suits well well you don't want

to do that

now that's okay I oh anyway hopefully I

I'll see you around sometime

basketball sorry I uh I have two tickets

to the Knicks game tonight if you're

interested just as a thank you for this

week wow that would be great really yeah

that would be fantastic my my nephew is

crazy about the

Nicks this is fantastic thank you so

much Rachel good morning

hi okay for next time what do you say I

have an extra ticket an extra ticket not

two tickets I have an extra

ticket so the first time you asked a guy

out he he turned you

down he didn't turn me down he's at the

game isn't he I got the date I'm just

not on it

guess

who Department of

Sanitation it's me

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what oh

oh oh oh

it's my hamster it's myy oh my God I'm

I'm so sorry sh I I I must have freaked

out oh thank God it's not

mity it's just a

rat oh here it is oh Joey why did you

sign it son of a

I didn't do that who would have

done that son of a okay maybe ask

this guy

you get out of my shop what what did he

do he went out with my wife

Joey who who I hey I did not go out with

your wife okay I I went out with her

that's my

wife get

out well we should

go what

hi well what are you doing here I'm I'm

supposed to pick you up change of plans

I made you a special Valentine's Day

dinner

surprise oh hey Mona hi hi hi

Rachel what's she doing

here I have no

idea um I'll be watching TV if anybody

needs

me seriously what is she doing uh you

know lately she just likes hanging out

here why I think she's

lonely okay but it's Valentine's Day can

we just ask her to go well no no she's

way too emotional and by emotional I

mean

czy I'm not here that's just my Chinese

food oh my God she has food delivered

here mhm yes she's she's emotional but

but

ballsy you know what I'm going to do I'm

going to get my sweats and eat this in

bed

and you thought she was going to be in

our

way so okay why don't you uh open the

champagne and I will be right back I've

got a surprise for you you got another

ex-wife back

there please start drinking I just

wanted to let you know I've changed my

mind I'm going to do it I'm going to

kiss Joey no you can't friends hooking

up is a bad idea please what about you

and Chandler that's different I was

drunk and stupid well

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hello what about all the guys that you

got the phone numbers from what why

don't you just kiss one of them I could

I could but I don't want to I want to

kiss

Joey all right I think it's a big

mistake but it's it's your

decision I'm going to do it and I can't

stop you no

now he

could he

could hey Rich have you seen Charlie

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anywhere I'm smarter than

him hi

hi are you a uh friend of Rachel's yes

yes I am are you a uh a friend of

Rachels actually I'm uh kind of a you

know a date type

thing of

Rachel a date yeah I'm her date oh oh

you're uh oh you're the date you know

this is actually good because if we ever

lose Ross we have a spare oh you are the

uh

paleontologist yes yes I am and you you

are

a perod dantist see now as different as

night

and later that

night well I am going to uh get a

beverage uh it was nice nice uh meeting

you

ditto I uh well I I met

Russ

oh hey I didn't know we were uh seeing

other people people well we're not

seeing each other huh

so well uh for your information there's

a woman at the Museum who's curator of

moths and other

uh winging

things who's uh let it be known that she

is drawn to me much like

a well you

know well so far I've been keeping her

at Bay but if this is the deal well yeah

this is the deal okay well um have a

nice evening thank you Russ you ready

yeah hi by

hi she's

dating she's dating yes yes but did you

see who she was

dating what do you mean do you not see

it see what I don't know what she sees

in in that

goober and and takes him what like like

I don't know uh hello a week to get out

of sentence

yeah it's annoying isn't

it

yeah hey we're having some fun now huh

Ross want to do another one huh

Ross okay 11 letters atomic element

number 101 ends in IEM

dysprosium

dysprosium

trendium and weenie number two has it

that's of course nine down Nights in

White Satin was sung by the duty

Blues wait you don't see it you actually

don't see it what okay honey you're

dating Ross no babes I'm dating Russ

Russ is Ross Russ Ross Steve sleeve okay

no one is named

sleeve baby what the hell are you

talking about other than their names

being similar I'm sorry I do not see

what you're seeing for your information

it's a card sharp not a card shark you

could not be more wrong you could try

but you would not be

successful okay I'm going to get some

more coffee before the pinching and eye

poking

begins I know what your problem is oh

you do do you mhm you're

jealous uh of of what you're jealous

because I'm a real

doctor hey you're a doctor of gums

that's the smallest body part you can

major in it's like day one floss day two

here's your diploma you listen no no let

me finish no let me finish no you let

me hi

hi

ew

e excuse me um is is there a woman

waiting at the bar um someone average

height dark hair or perhaps doing a

puzzle uh there's a drunk Chinese

guy well if I'm still here in an hour

buy him a drink on

me can I get you another glass of wine

uh I don't know if I should I don't want

to be drunk when I go home

alone got stood up huh yeah it's no big

deal it's just a blind date are you you

worried your day came saw you and

left wa so nice thank you for doing this

oh please cooking soothes

me so ding right it all looks so

good oh my god oh I know my God this is

so this rice is I am so good

behind

you oh yeah sorry they used to live here

and sometimes they migrate back

over is there uh is there some way that

they could uh not be here it's just that

uh a farm Birds really kind of freak me

out okay

okay here we go here we

go there you go

hey how'd you do

that all going so Farm Birds huh yeah

it's my only weird thing I swear and I I

would have told you about it but I

didn't know that they would be

here so all

right okay

hey so can I serve you a little of what

what's what nothing I uh it's just that

I know that they're still out

there but they're across the hall I mean

that's two doors away it's going to take

them a long time to Peck their way back

over

here that's that's not

funny okay you know would you feel

better if we went someplace else I mean

we could pack all this stuff up and you

know go to your apartment uh they're

working on it this week it's a total

mess but uh I'm staying at my parents

house we could go there your parents

yeah they're out of town oh yeah that's

a huge place and and it's got this

gorgeous view of the park would be very

very romantic what do you say yeah that

works yeah they can smell the fear can I

use your phone yeah uh but for future

reference um that thing in your hand can

also be used as a

phone yes it's

working why isn't she calling me back

maybe she never got your message you

know if you want you can call her

machine and if she has a lot of beeps

that means she probably didn't get her

messages yet you don't think that makes

me seem a little desperate needy

pathetic ah you obviously saw my

personal ad

how many beeps she

answered you see this is where you'd use

that hello word we talked about I'm not

going to talk to her she obviously got

my message and is choosing not to call

me now I'm needy and

snubbed God I miss just being needy I

think it was a bad movie I'm just saying

you know it was a little hard to follow

I told you there were going to be

subtitles I know

I just didn't want to wear my glasses on

our first

date

Monica it would really help when I'm

kissing if you didn't shout out my

sister's

name I'm just checking

oh Monica M Monica M Monica

[Laughter]

what what sorry oh God I'm sorry it's

just that when you moved your hands down

to my butt it was like whoa Ross's hands

are on my

butt and that's that's funny

why well it's not I mean I'm sorry I

guess I'm just nervous I mean it's you

you know it's us I mean we're crossing

that line it's sort of a big thing well

I I know it's big I just didn't know it

was uh haha big

okay okay my hands were nowhere near

your butt

no no I know I know I know I was just

thinking about when they were there the

last time I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

okay okay look whoa I promise I'm good

I'm not going to laugh anymore okay put

your hands back up no see now now I

can't because uh I'm feeling too

self-conscious just one cheek no the

moment's gone you know all right just

put your hands out and I'll back up into

them that's romantic come on touch it no

oh come on squeeze it no rub it no oh

come on would you just grab my ass

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
dinner /ˈdɪn.ər/ A1	noun - the main meal eaten in the evening
coffee /ˈkɒf.i/ A1	noun - a hot drink made from roasted coffee beans
cake /keɪk/ A1	noun - a sweet baked dessert, usually flat and round
restaurant /ˈres.t(ə)-rɒnt/ A2	noun - a place where meals are prepared and served to customers
painting /ˈpeɪn.tɪŋ/ B1	noun - a picture made with paint on a surface verb - to apply paint to a surface
apartment /əˈpɑːt.mənt/ B1	noun - a set of rooms for living in, usually on one floor of a building
scared /skɛəd/ B1	adjective - feeling fear or anxiety
marriage /ˈmær.ɪdʒ/ B2	noun - the legally or formally recognized union of two people as partners in a personal relationship
divorce /dɪˈvɔːrs/ B2	noun - the legal dissolution of a marriage verb - to legally end a marriage
nervous /ˈnɜː.vəs/ B2	adjective - easily agitated or alarmed; worried
awkward /ˈɔːk.wəd/ B2	adjective - causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience
smile /smaɪl/ A1	noun - a facial expression indicating pleasure or happiness verb - to make such an expression
dress /drɛs/ A1	noun - a piece of clothing for women that covers the body and extends down over the legs verb - to put on clothing
giant /ˈdʒaɪ.ənt/ B1	noun - a person of great size or power adjective - extremely large
head /hɛd/ A1	noun - the upper part of the human body containing the brain
laugh /læf/ A1	verb - to make spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that express amusement noun - the sound of a laugh
memory /ˈmɛm.ər.i/ B2	noun - the ability to recall past experiences or information
date /deɪt/ A2	noun - a social or romantic meeting between two people
relationship /rɪˈleɪ.ʃən.ʃɪp/ B2	noun - the way in which two or more people are connected or interact

Key Grammar Structures

• thanks again for letting me have that last piece of cake at the restaurant

  ➔ Present Perfect (have + past participle)

  ➔ The phrase "have had" is used to describe an action that occurred in the past and has a result relevant to the present.

• I really really think I would remember sleeping with you

  ➔ Modal Verb (would) for hypothetical situations

  ➔ "Would" is used here to express a hypothetical or imagined situation in the past.

• I'm not going to let that stuff hang me up anymore

  ➔ Phrasal Verb (hang up)

  ➔ "Hang up" here means to stop someone from progressing or to cause anxiety.

• I lost it to drugs

  ➔ Passive Voice (lost it to)

  ➔ The phrase "lost it to" uses the passive voice to emphasize the action rather than the doer.

• I'm pretty sure I'm infertile

  ➔ Adverb of Certainty (pretty sure)

  ➔ "Pretty sure" is an adverb phrase used to express a high degree of certainty.

• I'm going to do it I'm going to kiss Joey

  ➔ Future Intention (be going to)

  ➔ "Be going to" is used to express a future action that is planned or decided.

• they can smell the fear

  ➔ Modal Verb (can) for ability

  ➔ "Can" is used here to indicate ability or capability.

• I think it was a bad movie

  ➔ Reported Speech (think + that)

  ➔ The structure "think + that" is used to report someone's thoughts or opinions.