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[English]

[Laughter]

what are you guys doing try it I can't

feel a

thing are you

kidding this is packing we're taking a

break from jumping on the

bed all right Rachel's party is in a

couple of hours and there's a lot to do

now Ross you've got Geller blood you're

in charge of these yahoos you got it all

right all right she's right we got to

get serious let's put style peanuts down

his pants and kick

him hi Rachel here's your sister Amy she

thinks I need pecking

plants Amy

hi wow you remember Joey yeah hey sure

the Days of Our Lives guy that's right

yeah you are not

good always nice to meet a

fan so now what are you doing here well

I have huge news oh sorry hold on let me

just check on the baby wait this is

important can't Ella wait uh her name is

Emma why did you change it Ella was so

much

prettier what do I know I just sell

Middle Eastern food from a

cart hey your English is getting better

oh my God I know she may be the hottest

girl I've ever

hated slept out here well Amy kept

kicking me in her sleep yelling myON get

off but uh we're getting rid of her

right ra please tell me we're getting

rid of her Joey I can't do that oh come

on last night I was finishing off a

pizza and she said a moment on the lips

Forever on the

hips I don't need that kind of talk in

my house

well Joey look I know that she's

difficult but I think it's really good

that she's

here cuz we'll appreciate it more when

she's

gone no it's just look you know when I

first moved to this city I was a lot

like her I was spoiled self-centered and

you guys really took care of me yeah

Monica made

us well whatever I really appreciate it

cuz I don't think I would be the person

that I am today if it wasn't for you

guys so you know I want to help Amy well

you guys helped me and I know it's going

to take patience but that's

okay good morning

yeah Amy that's what I was supposed to

wear today that's why I hung it on the

door oh sweetie you can't pull this

off am you know what I was thinking that

um maybe now would be a good time for us

to sit down and uh you know talk about

your future oh I can't honey I'm going

to go get my eyebrows shaped I am not

happy uh sure you want to eat

that I'm curvy and I like it it's a uh

it's a welcome home sign for the baby

how sweet oh is that the baby no I sat

in the

paint hey so did you talk to Rachel no

and uh I'm not going to what why not

because she's just going to shoot me

down you guys saw what happened with

Gunther that did not look like fun how

can you compare yourself to Gunther I

mean sure he's sexy in a more obvious

way

but you have a relationship with her you

slept together last night yeah and she

still wants to go it's pretty clear

where she is yeah I know what you mean I

mean sometimes um Joe damn it

[Music]

hey hey check out the flyers for the

band I made them on a Macintosh in the

computer room awesome the name really

stands out thanks to a little something

called helvetica bold 24

Point man we going to rock that Asian

Student

Union hey guys hey Missy hey Missy you

know our band is playing on Friday yeah

yeah you should come check us out we're

call way no

way no

way great I'll be there fresh boss me

she's gone I know

it you know I'm totally going to ask her

out dude I was going to ask her out I

said at first bro well I thought it

first

holes look if you think wait wait what

are we doing

what we have is too important to mess it

up over some girl I mean we can get laid

anytime we want

totally I had sex in high school me too

I'm good at

it all right I say we make a pack

neither of us will go out with Missy

Goldberg you got

it all right so that's Missy goldbert VB

Kates and Molly ringwalt who neither of

us can go out with those are the packs

oh and Shea East but we probably

couldn't get her

anyway maybe not you Joey what are you

going to do for us uh I will be doing a

dramatic reading of one of Emma's books

oh okay which one uh what it's uh one of

her

favorites Riding the Storm Out coping

with postpartum depression

ye love you forever

Love You Forever by Robert Munch

published by Firefly books printed in

Mexico a mother held her new baby and

very slowly rocked him back and forth

back and forth back and forth and while

she held him she sang I'll love you

forever

I'll like you for always as long as I'm

living my baby you'll

be and while he rocked her he sang I'll

love you forever I'll like you for

always as long as I'm living my baby

you'll

be

wow that was amazing thank you so much

for that gift

I was not ready for this

today oh look at her so

happy if only there were a smaller one

to clean this

one hey is uh is is Chandler here no

he's picking up dinner why what's

up well

look whatever happens we're here for you

and we love

you all right we think Chandler might be

having an affair what Phoebe and I saw

Chandler with a blonde woman today

outside on the street and then we

followed them to a house in Westchester

they went in together so

sorry oh my God oh my God God that's

awful what did you think of the

house what Monica you understand what

we're saying right yeah sure and I'm

devastated

obviously did you think the neighborhood

was

homey hey you son of a

is it me or have the greetings

gone downhill around

here bie and Rachel saw you with Nancy

today and um they think you're having an

affair who's Nancy what's going

on

okay all right guys you better sit down

this is this is pretty big

yeah I'm not having an affair

Nancy is our

realtor I knew he couldn't be with a

woman for 45 minutes

hey how'd the interview go it's not good

you know I always feel that way after an

interview I'll bet it went better than

you think well I didn't get the job at

Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren

that is bad

interview what are you what are you

talking about how'd this happen well my

boss was at the same restaurant where I

was having my interview and he heard

everything so later he calls me to his

office and he tells me that he's going

to have to let me go oh because I'm not

a team player and I say wait a minute no

yes I am and then I had to sit there for

45 minutes while he proved that that in

fact was

true oh God I'm so

sorry hey what what's

this it's it's a bottle of champagne why

is this here Ross I guess it's here

because I got tenure congratulations

congratulations

this is the single greatest day of my

professional career Gunther six classes

six you want me to join Oh I thought

Joey was here five is

good I'm going to have a lugie in my

coffee

tomorrow ooh Israeli

champagne and it's

vanilla I got tenure I didn't win the

lottery hey Rich so uh how did your

thing go oh it's good yeah but I'm not

going to hear about that for a couple of

days oh you know what you're going to

get it I I I I can feel it can

you everybody here's to Ross and and to

years of hard work finally paying off

and to knowing that your career doesn't

mean everything but also knowing it

means a

lot but more importantly to full

well-rounded life that center around

work to RS

you know what the best part about this

is I can never be fired God no seriously

I have job security for life you know I

mean I never have to worry oh oh look at

look how happy you are for

me no it's not that I got fired today

and I didn't get the other job

ra I'm so sorry

oh great I feel like an idiot no it's

okay you didn't know

oh little heads up would have been nice

you you've been quiet all morning is

everything okay

mhm you sure you're all right

yep okay um well I'm going to go uh grab

us some breakfast

FYI there it

is in the future when when a girl asks

for some ill-advised sympathy sex just

do

it wait wait you're uh you're mad at me

about last night I was just trying to do

the right thing really well it seems to

me if you had done the right thing I

would not have woken up today feeling

stupid and embarrassed I would have

woken up feeling comforted and

satisfied well oh stop

that I can't believe this what do you I

was just being a good guy I treated you

with with respect and understanding oh

that is so

hot hey I was looking out for you oh

really well Ross you know what I am a

big girl I don't need someone telling me

what is best for me I got to say I've

not had sex a lot of times before this

is the worst ever oh oh really really

well it wasn't very good for me either

oh okay you know hey hey you know what

you know what to avoid this little thing

in the future let's just say you and me

never having sex again what that's right

sex is off the table I am never having

sex with you

again Dr Green are you feeling better

well glad say hello to your new

home oh

my wow oh she's so nice and big

oh Monica where are you going to display

glattus oh so

proudly we haven't really settled on a

spot yet well hey how about right above

the TV that way it will be the first

thing that you see when you walk in the

door yeah yeah and you can get rid of

that French poster I like that poster

really doesn't have anything coming out

of

it or maybe there's some place for in

your bedroom no there's nothing above

your bed are you still here jel

CLA blue

no okay maybe if we just break it down

okay let's just let's try one syllable

at a time okay so repeat after

me pel pel great okay faster

okay it's too hard I can't teach you

what are you doing I I have to go before

I put your head through a wall no no

don't go I need you my addition is

tomorrow all right right let's play one

more time okay and remember if I win you

do not move to Paris okay can't believe

I'm risking this again but you're on all

right Jo you remember the rules heads I

win tails you lose just

flip do Tails damn

it hey so we thought we'd throw your

little going away party around 7 oh that

sounds good hey ra you're leaving

tomorrow shouldn't you be packing it's

all done oh yeah right and after I took

a shower this morning I just threw my

towel on the

floor oh God it hurts to even joke about

it I know honey seriously I did it all

the luggage that I'm taking is in the

bedroom this is Emma's Paris stuff these

are the boxes that I'm having shipped

and that's the sandwich that I made for

the plane okay so you've done some good

work what about your carry-ons oh well

everything that I need is in here and my

travel documents are on the counter

organized in the order that I will be

needing them oh my God I have nothing

left to teach

you where's your passport it should be

right next to my PL take it well it's

not what well maybe I put it in here oh

oh it's not in there oh no I must have

packed in one of these boxes here let me

help you

shoot oh I can't believe I did this at

what point did it stop being funny that

I took her

passport God this adoption stuff is so

overwhelming there's intercountry

adoption dependency adoption there so

many ways to go and this is it's like

the biggest decision of Our Lives

there's a hair in my

coffee hey guys hey hey have you seen

Frank junor cuz he's meeting me here

with the triplets you know it's funny

every time you say triplets I

immediately think of three hot blonde

19-year-olds that's sweet drink your

hair hey what's all this stuff oh the

brochures from different adoption

agencies oh babies oh this one is so

cute get this one

that's not really how it works oh how

does it work I don't

know well if you're having a hard time

you should talk to my friends Bill and

Colleen they adopted a kid I'm sure

they'd help you thanks that would be

great hey honey wouldn't that be

great miss green your father's doctor's

on the phone if you'd like to speak to

him oh great um are you going to be okay

he's unconscious I think we'll be just

fine okay

d

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

um did did the TV wake you no when you

put your feet up on my bed you tugged on

my

catheter

ouchie what are you doing here Giller

well I came with Rachel who who should

be back any

second so what's new oh I had a little

heart attack

right is is it painful what the heart

attack is sitting here talking to

you let's see if we can get that Rachel

back in here so what's new with you gu

huh knocked up any more of my daughters

lately nope just the one R this cake is

amazing my god get a

room I would get a room with this cake I

think I could show this cake a good

time if you had to what would you give

up food or s

sex seriously answer

faster oh I'm sorry honey no when she

said sex I wasn't thinking about sex

with

you it's like a giant

hug Ross how about you which would you

give up sex or food food okay how about

um sex or

dinosaurs oh my God it's like like

Sophie's

Choice oh God what about you Joe what

would you give up sex or food

uh I don't know it's too hard no you got

to pick

one uh food no sex food sex food SE I

don't know oh God I want both I want I

want girls on

bread Emma your name poses a

dilemma there not much else r with Emma

maybe the actor Richard cran he played

the commanding officer in Rambo happy

birthday

[Laughter]

Emma is that

it no of course not no I've also you

know prepared a

reading um sex and the single

mother finding your G-spot no no no no

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
tenure /ˈtɛnʃər/ C1	noun - the guaranteed status of a teacher or professor that protects them from being dismissed without cause
interview /ˈɪntərvjuː/ B2	noun - a formal meeting in which questions are asked and answers are given verb - to question someone in a formal setting
career /kəˈrɪər/ B2	noun - a profession or occupation pursued over a long period of time
postpartum /ˌpoʊstˈpɑːrtm/ C1	adjective - relating to the period after childbirth
adoption /əˈdɒpʃən/ B2	noun - the legal process of taking another's child into one's family as one's own
dependency /dɪˈpɛndənsi/ C1	noun - the state of relying on or being controlled by someone or something else
overwhelming /ˌoʊvərˈwɛlmɪŋ/ B2	adjective - so great in amount or intensity that it is difficult to handle
self‑centered /ˌsɛlfˈsɛntərd/ C1	adjective - preoccupied with oneself and one's own concerns
spoil /spɔɪl/ B1	verb - to damage or ruin the quality of something
appreciate /əˈpriːʃieɪt/ B2	verb - to recognize the value or importance of something
relationship /rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪp/ B1	noun - the way in which two or more people or things are connected
professional /prəˈfɛʃənl/ B2	adjective - relating to a job that requires special education or training
security /sɪˈkjʊrɪti/ B2	noun - the state of being free from danger or threat
patience /ˈpeɪʃəns/ B2	noun - the ability to accept or tolerate delay, trouble, or suffering without getting angry

Key Grammar Structures

• what are you guys doing try it I can't feel a thing

  ➔ Contractions (can't, I'm, you're)

  ➔ Contractions like "can't" (cannot) are common in informal speech.

• now Ross you've got Geller blood you're in charge of these yahoos

  ➔ Present perfect (you've got)

  ➔ The present perfect (you've got) is used to describe an action that happened in the past with results relevant to the present.

• Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling myON get off

  ➔ Past continuous (kept kicking)

  ➔ The past continuous (kept kicking) describes an ongoing action in the past.

• I don't think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn't for you guys

  ➔ Conditional sentence (if it wasn't for you)

  ➔ The conditional sentence (if it wasn't for you) expresses a hypothetical situation and its result.

• I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always

  ➔ Future simple in promises (I'll love)

  ➔ The future simple (I'll love) is used to make promises or express future intentions.

• I was just trying to do the right thing

  ➔ Past continuous for interrupted actions (was trying)

  ➔ The past continuous (was trying) is used to describe an action that was in progress but was interrupted.

• let's just say you and me never having sex again

  ➔ Present continuous for future arrangements (never having)

  ➔ The present continuous (never having) can be used to express future arrangements or decisions.